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    Erik has never been good at staying out of trouble, to the point of thinking he might be a magnet for assholes (funny, since he's also kind of a real magnet, but that's not the point). He hates it, it has effectively ruined his life until now, and he sincerely hopes he'll be able to blend into the crowd of normal people in his new city. But luck still isn't on his side. His head is still full of fear, pain and anger. His new probation worker is a hairy, cigar-smoking cunt. His new high school is filled with mutantphobes, and he's barely arrived when he comes across the worst of them: Charles Posh Twat Xavier.
    Okay. This is war, then.

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    Erik, a high-profile lawyer with a successful career, meets a 21-year-old grad student in a bar, and within a few short months marries him. He and Charles are blissfully happy, until Erik's boss runs a background check on Charles and discovers he's been cheating on Erik. Charles denies everything, as there was no affair, but Erik doesn't believe him and throws him out. As Charles tries to figure out how to survive and stay at school that he can no longer afford and makes a lot of bad if not plain dangerous choices, Erik has to fight his own battle of discovering the truth and winning Charles back.

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    Erik is angry, Warpath is confused, and Charles is angry.

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    Erik Lehnsherr is the new Senior VP in Stark Industries Engineering Division. He's a bastard to everybody, and everyone pities the pool fool who's married to him, whoever he/she may be. Until they meet him. Then they all jump to erroneous conclusions as to why he took the position at SI. Tony Stark eventually sets them straight. After he busts a gut laughing, that is.

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    There were monuments, cold to the touch yet burning against his skin. The coin. The helmet. The things he had done as he lay waste to empires. There were moments, warm to the touch yet instilling a cold deep in his bones. Cuba. Washington. The beginning with water swirling around him and a voice dragging him from the brink. There was always Charles, every step of the way.

    Everything retold from Erik’s perspective, from First Class to Dark Phoenix, with a deeper look into his relationship with Charles. Reflection, inner-turmoil, and of course, a love that has spanned decades.

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    My own collection of drabbles written during lovely evenings with Judith H and Lanae

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    Erik doesn't believe in miracles, he never did. Until he met Charles he thought he was doomed to live out his life alone. Charles saved him from the dark, and know it's time for Erik to finally save him. Of course, it never is that simple...nothing with Erik is.

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    Charles Xavier is the last person Erik wants to talk to, crush or no crush. Sure, Charles doesn't say nasty things to him, but he sits around quietly while it happens, which is just as bad.

    But maybe he and Charles aren't so different, after all.

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    Erik and Charles go to a forest party, while Charles has fun and easily talks to a girl, Erik is not so pleased and gets jealous

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    Charles goes to yet, another party organized by the one and only Emma Frost. Something made him realise he might have been wrong about the height of his feelings for his best friend, Erik.

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    Erik是第一任变种人总统,同时也是个不折不扣的分离主义者。Charles是变种人人权分子兼融合主义者。后者想要让总统明白,他的“人类与变种人无法和平共处”观点完全大错特错。然而,这个关于变种人政治的辩论过程进行得很艰辛,因为总统真是太见鬼的有吸引力了!

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    Una cárcel para criminales mutantes dirigida por un mutante. . .de quien fue la grandiosa idea?

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    If you could change the future, would you do it? If you knew something was about to go wrong, would you try to prevent it? If you could change anything you wanted, would you fix things, or make them worse? If you could see every possible future, which one would you choose and would you be brave enough to make the required changes? Time is a fragile concept, you never know what a tiny change can lead to, but if you could see it all, if you knew exactly what needed to happen or not to get a certain outcome, what would you do?
    There’s one mutant, only one, who can do exactly that and she already knows what needs to be changed. For the greater good and for the good of two stubborn men who don’t even know she exists. Yet.

     
    Or: The one in which Erik keeps dreaming about Cuba until it actually happens.

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    Jean Grey is a headmistress of Xaviers School for Gifted Youngsters. Professor X and Magneto died almost 10 years ago creating Onslaught and ending the war. There is nothing to mourn anymore, its time to live in the future.
    That was for sure before people from their past start coming back to the mansion... as kids.

    (All headcanons from this au)

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    Donde Erik no sabe dibujar la dignidad y lo que suponía ser una divertida reunión de amigos organizada por Pepper y Tony termina en una tragedia.

    Cherik +
    Pepperony
    Thorki
    Stucky
    Azazel x Raven
    + Referencia de los Simpsons

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    The bullet that crushed Charles' spine affected more than his legs. DOFP, instead of Charles' serum wearing off at the mansion, it wears off on the plane on the way to stop Trask from capturing Mystique. Erik doesn't think Charles should take another dose, and thinks Charles should embrace his mutant power no matter what the cost. Slight AU.

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    Erik está completamente determinado acerca de conocer a la familia de su esposo, incluso cuando Charles insiste fervientemente en que es una terrible idea.

    "Sin lugar a dudas la peor forma de pasar la navidad"

    Cherik
    Especial navideño ♡

    Advertencias:
    Homofobia y mención de violación.

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    Exactly what it says on the tin.

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    Era increible que Erik Lehnsherr, ademas de arrogante un total inepto con las emociones humanas, se haya enamorado de una chica, por intenet.

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    说到48岁,Erik讨厌这个年纪。比其他人想象的还要讨厌。虽然他内心很清楚并接受年岁渐长是无可避免的事,但年岁的增加使得他周围的人能够自由而猛烈地朝他抛出各种能让他暴躁一整年的问题,观点和建议。
    此外,Erik相信年轻只是一种心态,而不是人生的一个阶段而已。
    你男人的身体里是一颗孩子的心。Charles总是这样说。
    但是抛开年纪不说,Erik很健康。他天天锻炼。他的肌肉如钢铁一般,举铁四百磅可谓是轻轻松松。他可以打碎骨头而不喘息一下。最重要的是,他仍然可以把Charles抗到卧室,操得他欲仙欲死。只要Erik能做到这一点,他的人生就还是十全十美的。

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