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    Dirk just wants a normal life - as normal a life as a werewolf with a witch for a sister can get, anyway.

    Eridan just wants back into heaven - it was just a big misunderstanding! Honest! He deserves to be there!

    Roxy just wants a cool Halloween costume - a summoning circle is the obvious answer, right?

    This can't be good.

    (Secret skeleton exchange for Dragoneisha! Happy Halloween!)

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    18/?
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    Dirk steals a book from the library, and Eridan takes control of the situation.

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    Dirk wants to wake up Eridan and he decides that the best way to do it is with a blowjob.

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    1/1
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    15
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    156
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    Dirk and Eridan meet in a dream bubble. Fluff happens.

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    892
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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    17
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    2
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    141
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    For once, you're not going to complain about the weird glitch that's been redirecting gates.

    Try and find a working gate, sure, but you're not going to complain.

     

    Much.

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    1/1
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    15
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    41
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    2
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    447
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    So pretty much a violent romantic depiction. Hun likes their Blackrom.

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    1/1
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    4
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    prince and princes don't mix but they do when they don't, or they can't, so they won't
    (but they'll want to, they'll want to, oh how they'll want to, they'll want to all the same)

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    youre alriight, DK. your patdown2 could u2e a couple poiinter2 but ii wiill have leniiency on account of your biiology.

    It’s either a fucking blessing or a double-fucking curse, that your self-awareness about what weird shit has the potential to do for you is nigh tangible enough that the comment on biology settles along with the warmth already in your stupid core. What the hell is wrong with you? A sizeable grocery list of things, probably. Definitely. But as you take in the edges and planes of Sollux’s body, the way Eridan stands perfectly still save for the slow drag of his eyes from your hips to your shoulders, and think maybe the rightness bar in the engine block is low enough for you.

    You say, “I’m a fast learner.”

    Sollux’s mouth splits again, into a fuck-ugly grin that tightens your pants and grounds your lingering self-doubt into stardust.

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    54
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    14
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're just a dancer in the Golden Queen's court, but the favorite of the troupe besides. You're also the Golden Prince's best friend- though you wish you were more. But when Jake is poisoned by an assassin at his eighteenth birthday party, there's nothing you think you can do to save him, until he tells you a story, dark and sorrowful, fully expecting to die.

    You've never been one for fishermen's magic, but all the same, you row out in the middle of a New Moon night, with your soul and a story to make a bargain to the sea.

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    10/?
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    12
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    A collection of bits from Eridan and Dirk's relationship as a siren and vampire pair, featuring things like dealing with day-night schedules, interacting with other magical beings, and the occasional kidnapping.

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    3/?
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    14
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    44
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    5
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    290
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    Eridan is ready to see people again. Dirk would rather have him to himself.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
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    79
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    16
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    Eridan is merfolk, but able to walk on land disguised as a human. Roxy is the only human who knows his secret.
    Dirk is a vampire, living among humanity in secret. Only a select few humans know, Roxy being one of them.

    Eridan is really starting to feel attracted to that blond human friend of Roxy's with the spiky shades.
    Dirk is becoming unable to deny his attraction to Roxy's nerdy human friend with the freckles and glasses.

    Dating could be risky, but if they act human enough, maybe the other won't notice?

    Roxy needs some popcorn.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    106
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    139
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    Everyone suddenly sees a pretty nice side of Eridan

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    491
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    46
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    1
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    Eridan has fucked up multiple times after highschool and only has one person he can call a friend now. Dirk was forced to attend Skaia University and is the new roommate of an artistic, grumpy fish troll. Things are about to get interesting.

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    3/?
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    5
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    34
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    3
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    Eridan one day wakes up next to a stranger. Said stranger is a famous actor who has appeared in various blockbuster films. The same actor thinks he's cute and wants to make their marriage work. Wait, marriage?

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    13/?
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    17
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    111
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    10
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    534
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    74
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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    19,140
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    21
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    59
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    6
    Hits:
    559
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    You’ve been papped before. A belated scan of Ampora’s file out of habits branded into you indicate that he’s no stranger to it, either. So what’s different about this? What does this alien boy with ghostly hands have over you? You are familiar with mind control, and this is not it.

    No, this...this is longing.

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    1/1
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    10
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    95
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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,187
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    720

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