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    Rudyard is sick, and Chapman is worried.
    Takes place directly after the events of season 2!

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    “Wait did you just called me Eric?”

    Georgie rolled her eyes “I call you Eric all the time.”

    “Not you … Him.”

    A flush spread across Rudyard’s face as he attempted to shrug indifferently. “Well yes you scared the life out of me! Thank god we’re in a funeral home because I am now dead! And as I’ve said before Fear makes you do thing you normally wouldn’t.”

    “Like kiss me?”

    Eric hadn’t meant to say that … it just slipped out.

    “You know fine well that was an accident!”

    “I feel like perhaps this is a private discussion. So, I’ll just go.”
    Georgie let herself out.

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    Rudyard Funn went to his bed looking like himself. He doesn't, anymore.
    Rudyard and Eric swap bodies for a day and things happen. Freaky Friday AU, sort of. Just the body swap part.

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    2/4
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    31
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    1
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    Rudyard Funn and Eric Chapman have a secret arrangement. Eric needs to let loose. Rudyard is happy to help.

     

    Mostly PWP, because there is very little in the fandom.

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    Rudyard’s master plan doesn’t go according to plan.

    (or ‘Antigone and Rudyard swap clothes for a day and no one notices’)

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    1/1
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    27
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    Lady Vivianne can give good advice. Or rather, prompt someone into coming up with good advice. Or, really, watch as someone thinks of something. In this case, Eric was thinking of Rudyard, and it turns out that Rudyard's been thinking similarly.

    Takes place a good few months before "(Funeral) Home."

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    "What's the matter Rudyard?" Georgie asked.
    "Please tell me that reading minds is not one of the things you're great at"

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    35
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    1
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    185
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    Rudyard is not panicking. He just has no idea how he's supposed to deal with this!

    What is he supposed to do with a sleeping Chapman?

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    1/1
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    8
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    "Fear you understand - " Rudyard shrugged "- makes us do things we normally wouldn't."
    "I thought you said you weren't scared?" Eric raised a stupidly perfect eyebrow and with it Rudyard’s pulse. Anger flooded through him and Rudyard welcomed the familiar sensation, taking great joy in glaring at Chapman.
    "Yes, well only an idiot would have believed me!" He snapped taking a step towards Eric with his head held high – which it had to be if he wanted to keep staring into the annoyingly tall man’s eyes.
    "I didn't believe you," Eric shrugged with a good-natured smile that infuriated Rudyard to no end.
    "Yes well ... I didn't believe me either!"

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    The floor of Funn Funerals is known to lull to sleep any who lay upon it. At least, some who lay upon it. At least, Eric Chapman and Rudyard Funn.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    38
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    1
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    "Don't think we get those sorts of spiders on Piffling, Ms. D," the man- Eric, apparently, ooh, what a shifty name- assures her, leaning in close to inspect Rudyard like a bug under a microscope. Which, to be fair, is rather closer to the truth than Rudyard would like. "We're a fair way from Australia!"

    "You never know these days," she says sagely, leveling Rudyard with her trademarked suspicious squint. "All sorts of things stowing away aboard ferries and hot air balloons and whatnot. One never can tell what might tumble out of the cargo hold..."

    For once, Agatha, Rudyard muses, returning this strange man's gaze with an eight-eyed glower of his own. I couldn't agree more.

    In which Rudyard is cursed to be even more unpopular than he's accustomed to, and Chapman is a charming newcomer with a soft spot for creepy crawlies.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    33
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    382
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    Rudyard has a knack for upsetting people. When one of those people manages to arm herself with his cutlery drawer he takes shelter in Chapman's shop and doesn't seem to want to leave. Chapman can't help but be curious as to what Rudyard's done this time and decides it's time for a few questions.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    74
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    7
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    Rudyard is not a disney princess. But he does possess the powers of one.

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    1/1
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    11
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    It’s like 3AM and my sister locked me out of the house and I forgot my keys and I’m really drunk pls take pity on me and let me crash at your place for the night o’ neighbor of mine AU

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    44
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    Believe it or not, the amazing Eric Chapman can actually be afraid of something.

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    24
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    Eric Is Not A Ladies Man (Claims Man That Has Never Had A Girlfriend)

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    A terrible storm comes to Piffling Vale and Chapman is forced to ride it out with the Funns and Georgie inside Funn Funerals

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    3/?
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    But while he was happy- no, not happy, um, content, no... resigned to? Yes, let's go with that. While he was resigned to the business of Chapman voicing his thoughts willy-nilly, a line had to be drawn in the sand somewhere."Excuse me," said Rudyard, squinting. "What did you just call me?"

    Chapman blinked, seemingly befuddled by the perfectly sensible question. "...Tall?"

    And that line, Rudyard decided, was right before cruel jokes.

     

    In which Rudyard is taller than he thinks he is, and Eric is fantastic at rubbing his back and making him blush.

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    1/1
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    20
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    71
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    10
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    “Always remember that time flies. It flies behind you. It flies towards you. It descends slowly upon you, extinguishing your life force. Really, look out for that sundial. It crushed Stanley Carmichael last week. Welcome to Piffling Vale.”

    Or, the one where Antigone and Rudyard co-run the Piffling Vale Radio, Chapman is a scientist with mysterious motives, and Georgie is the sole surviving radio intern who hunts librarians in her free time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    988
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    38
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    7
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    136
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    “His username is Chapman?” Eric asked disbelievingly.
    Georgie grinned in anticipation
    “His password is ALSO Chapman?”
    “Still think he’s a national security threat?” she asked smugly.

    Or, the one where Chapman and Georgie are both MI5 agents sent undercover to surveil the weird shit of Piffling Vale. One of them is taking their orders more seriously.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,445
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    122
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    506

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