18 Works in Eric Chapman/Antigone Funn

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    “Antigone. I thought you…” he trailed off, gesturing vaguely.

    “I want to get coffee with you.”

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    An intimate look at one of Antigone's nightly vigils.

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    He smiles and waves, but he doesn’t understand it. The light in her eyes and the lightness in their banter and the reflection of the sunset in her hair.
    Well, you should run along and enjoy yourself, shouldn’t you?

    Eric Chapman is a funeral director on the island of Piffling Vale. He used to be someone else. He wishes he wasn't anymore.

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    If you liked my first two fics... then I would still tread carefully honestly haha. This is even more self-indulgent and ridiculous than the other ones. I mean, I love it... but I make no promises that you will. 😂

    Just three short chapters of Piffling Vale's resident oddity and charmer getting sick and taking care of one another. Because it's really sort of officially come home to me that it's likely gonna be a while yet until we get season 4 😕 Stupid COVID... So have some more ridiculous and self indulgent fics from me! Y'all deserve it.

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    Yes, she wanted Chapman’s funeral home shut down, but she wanted to be the one to deal the killing blow, dig the grave, put the final nail in the coffin. It was no good if Chapman did it himself.

    She should give him a piece of her mind.

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    The Piffling Amateur Dramatics Society's fall production is starting rehearsals, with Georgie Crusoe at the helm. Will Antigone be able to handle the role? And her feelings? And will Miss Scruple play the right notes on the organ?
    All this and more, waiting behind the curtain...

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    “I love you, you know.”

    Eric Chapman made every effort to remain at once very still on the mortuary table, while at the same time not betraying the fact that he had to put special effort into doing so. His eyes remained fixed to the ceiling.

    “Oh?”

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    Antigone Funn runs a funeral home on the island of Piffling. It used to be the only one. It’s not anymore. Antigone finds herself spending quality time with her competitor.

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    “It’s not pity,” Eric finally said, and Antigone blinked, once, twice, before shutting her mouth with an audible click. Her chest was heaving, black hair strewn over her shoulders and tangled during the course of her outburst. Her eyes flicked down to Eric’s mouth, breathing harshly. He licked his lips. “I promise you, it’s not pity.”

    -

    Wherein Chapman and Antigone have an argument, and things escalate from there.

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    The Funns usually don't celebrate Halloween. This year is a little different though.

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    A conversation after a kiss, somewhere on a mile-wide island in the English Channel.

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    First dates are hard for everybody- even Eric Chapman. They're nigh impossible for Antigone Funn. As long as there's torte at the end of it, everything will be okay though... right?

    Series
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    1/1
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    “Wherever did you get a coffin large enough to fit a person, a projector, a popcorn and a soda comfortably?”

    “Chapman,” Herbert replied. “It’s his Top of the Line Deluxe Coffin.”

    Antigone watches a movie in a coffin. Eric slides into the coffin and Antigone.

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    “I am - sorry. That I kissed you. I shouldn’t have done it. It was a bad idea for both of us. It won’t happen again. So. Apologies.” When she looks back down, Chapman is looking at her in a strange, vulnerable sort of way that she does not care for at all, so she busies herself with the make-up bag to her right and wonders if nail polish would be overkill.

    Or,

    Antigone kisses Eric and immediately wants to die.

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    Every now and then, Antigone lets her mind wander while working.

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    Eric and Antigone explore each others'... coffins.

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    There are worse ways to pay the bills.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    25
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    413

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