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    "Let's fight the system, Kahl" I expected to hear anything from him; an insult, some stupid anti-Semitic joke, a burp... in short, any kind of half-intelligible bellow that fat fuck could utter; but that, that was worse than all of the above condensed into one big final statement "Or should I call you omega?"

    Another Omegaverse fanfic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/32
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    522
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    When a coronavirus starts sweeping across the United States, even a quiet mountain town must go into quarantine. Craig was able to orchestrate a well-timed sleepover, so his fake boyfriend will be quarantined with him, but how will Tweek be able to deal with the anxieties of something of this proportion while doing his best to hide his fears from Craig?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,001
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    1981
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    If they were a reflection of their respective upbringing, what will become of the son of a complacent whore? Of the son of a control freak and a man who oppresses his malice? Of the son of an alcoholic and a submissive? Of the son of a drug addict and his victim? No one asked them, but they all knew which way they were heading.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,076
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    902
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    Two years of a growing sadness and deteriorating friendships leads up to a failed attempt by Kyle to take his own life. Now he's struggling with feelings of guilt and regret, made worse by his ex-bestfriend showing back up in his life at the worst possible time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,275
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    451
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    He kept doing chest compressions until he noticed the man twitch from under him. He let out a relieved sigh, the fact that the line was busy was so unlucky, thankfully he—

    He yelled out in pain, watching the elderly man’s pale face sinking his teeth right into his arm with surprising strength as he struggled to kick him off.

    “What the fuck, dude?!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,065
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    213
    Kudos:
    309
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    3651
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    Y/n is a feisty chick who some idiots fell for on accident. Read as these awkward teens try to navigate romance and drama as they come into there third year of highschool.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,319
    Chapters:
    6/30
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    Tweek Tweak is nearly invisible. The bullies see him, but no one else remembers the "twitchy kid". Until Craig Tucker. How far can someone be pushed?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,725
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    375
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    the main five are stuck in self-quarantine. they have online school. they can't go outside. and can't see each other in person either. so they text. a lot. and even though they're not supposed to go outside and hang around in big groups, they still do. they're the reason we're still in quarantine. (everything is in image format, which is why there are few words.)

    (stay safe and wash your hands!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    178
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    849
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    "You can't keep doing this." His tone was thick with worry and concern.

    "Doing what?" The brunet spat, ignoring the churning in his stomach. "You're the one that came to pick me up because you thought I was gonna 'kill myself'!" He made quotations in the air, his mocking coming out harsher than he'd intended at first.

    "I-!" Kyle started with frustration.

    "Which I don't even know why you would, didn't think y-"

    In an instant the redhead slammed his hands down onto the steering wheel. "Maybe because I fucking care about you!" He yelled. Eric couldn't stop himself from jerking away. "Did you ever think about that?!"

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,776
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    352
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    Кайлу, наверное, и не нужно, чтобы Стэн его спасал, но это нужно самому Стэну.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    1,719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    9
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    Cartman is pissed that Stan and Kyle are together. He has a plan for Kyle: to take him no matter the cost. 'Project Jew' is a go.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,739
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    91
    Kudos:
    184
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    5064
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    For three years Zaron has been engulfed in a seemingly endless darkness that has devastated everything. Barbarian Prince Tweek finds himself at the forefront of the one resistance that can hope to restore the land. But will he be able to put aside his personal feelings in order to do the right thing?

    Sequel to The Thief

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,658
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    124
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    It was Stan's birthday and he gets a little plastered. His actions cause a break in the Super Best Friends' relationship - will they be able to ever repair the damage?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    26,029
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    106
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2180
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    Day 1: Scars

    After a fight with Damien, the Prince of Hell plays a nasty trick on Kenny. The mental scars of the people he cares for are shown on their face, visible and clear as day, and the blonde...doesn't know how to handle it.

    Less shippy, more friendship, written for Twenny Week

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,750
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    42
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    The ABCs of the gay ships of south park. Might be doing slow updates cause I'm kinda picky about my writing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    965
    Chapters:
    1/26
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    115
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    “Give it to me straight, Doc, do I have cancer?” he managed to squeak out.

    Kenny couldn’t hold back a small chuckle at the statement. “No, Tweekers, you don’t have cancer,” he said affectionately, using his regular voice instead of the gruff, rumbly one Tweek had grown accustomed to hearing while they were in costume.

    “Then what is it?” Tweek asked, his shoulders finally slumping with relieved tension. He’d avoided the worst possible outcome his mind could comprehend, but he still had yet to hear the exact reason why he was in the back room. If it wasn’t cancer, then what was it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,826
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    727
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    (Y/N) had a really hard child hood and was secretly looking forward to a new start at this weird mountain town, even if it was her last year of school.
    But what she didn't think she was looking forward to was having everyone think she was a boy, and her rolling with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,248
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    264
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    There is absolutely nothing to do, and shit everywhere is falling apart, so the four chatter.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    34
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    A mysterious virus sweeping the world forces Tweek and his friends back to South Park where Tweek has to come face to face with a mistake he made three years ago: breaking up with Craig.

    But the longer he stays there, the more Tweek realizes that there are problems bigger than dealing with his feelings and some undead assholes roaming the streets...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,114
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1696
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    Super Craig has finally met his weakness.

    When Freedom Pals introduce a new twitchy blonde to their team, it will take all of Craig's 'not giving a fuck' to overcome these growing feelings.

    First story and I just wanted to have some fun with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,009
    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    403
    Kudos:
    1155
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    16718

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