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    A story of the boy next door, and how life's little curve-balls can bring about the most meaningful relationship of a lifetime.

    Mostly from Craig's perspective.

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    English
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    88,251
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    189
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    288
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    3376
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    A post is made that night detailing the rules of their arrangement:

    • Video must be taken of the event.

    • Video must be uploaded.

    • Turns will be taken; after one group uploads, the other must upload as answer to the original post. This ensures equal stunts and higher expectations with each stunt.

    • Don’t half-ass it; this is a fucking competition!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,100
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1661
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    A collection of oneshots from over the years! Rewritten and edited for your enjoyment(and mine), and hands at the ready for writing new requests.

    All oneshots are written by me, and posted both on here and Quotev.

    Language:
    English
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    2,810
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    14
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    Stan and Kyle are at the beginning of a new relationship while trying to navigate their futures. Will an unexpected person from the past disrupt everything, and how will they deal with the fallout? Kyle is grappling with the potential loss of innocence and the way desire can warp you from the inside out, while Stan can only stand by and try to make sense of a senseless situation.

    Also, I hate writing summaries bc I'm really bad at it. :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    175,247
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1369
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    Kyle is the grandson of the goddess Demeter, and thus, is training under his mother Sheila in order to be her next heir. His best friend Stan, grandson of Poseidon, is likewise busy training for the same reason. So between his hectic schedule and his overbearing mother, Kyle just wants a change of pace.

    A pace which he hoped would involve hanging out with his best friend, not, uh, in the Underworld.

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    English
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    8,776
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    485
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    I’m what you call a hollow shell, I don’t feel emotions nor do I show emotions, I see people all around me laughing, talking, crying but, I don’t feel any of those. When I was younger I remember being happy all the time, soon that happiness went away, I don’t know how or when it went away but, I wanted to feel that happiness again. I’ve tried everything to find that happiness, I even went so far to do so and it almost killed me. After that, I stopped caring about that happiness, I told myself that I will never find happiness and for the longest time I believed it but, somewhere in me kept hoping. When high school started again, I told myself to not hope since each time I did, it was always destroyed but, a kid with bright blond messy hair came into school and for some reason I felt like I kinda know him. I tried to talk to him but, he appears to be very nervous and paranoid. Each time I see him in class I feel something towards him and it feels weird, I question why I feel this way but, I can’t tell. He makes me feel something and I like this feeling but, I don’t understand it.

    Why does he make me feel this way?

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    English
    Words:
    4,447
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
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    103
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    Kenny McCormick wants to meet his Soulmate. Craig is less than pleased.
    So, in order to make things difficult, everyone gets involved.

    Of course, this includes intricately made plans and even more complicated people butting heads.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,630
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    221
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    A group of boys' darkest secrets are being revealed by an anonymous blogger only known as the"Reavealer". Which boys you may ask? I'm not saying, you'll have to read to find out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,422
    Chapters:
    7/16
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    147
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1601
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    In a small town in the Japanese mountains there’s a bunch of spirits and demons that haunt the place. These spirits all used to be human kids, but after they died they started to haunt the people who inhabit the town. Some for fun, others for revenge.

    These kids all died in mysterious ways, so they were brought back to life as a second chance. However this second chance came at a cost, they would have to forfeit their humanity. Will they retain their humility, or will they be tempted by the darkness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    52,378
    Chapters:
    19/73
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    146
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2701
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    The kids in South Park are growing up and growing older, one moment at a time.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    16/23
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    182
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2540
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    Kenny has been a servant in House Cartman most of his life, suffering countless abuses from his tyrannical master. While he manages to get by, with the help of fellow servants Wendy and Bebe, handicap cat Jimmy, and helpful mice Craig, Tweek, and Clyde, he hasn't believed in fairy tales in a long, long time. But when he overhears his master plotting to use the ball thrown for Prince Kyle to his own gain, Kenny knows he has to do something. Luckily for him, there's a little fairy magic working in his favour, and who knows? Maybe Kenny will find a happily ever after.

    A Cinderella spoof, starring the fairest in the land: Princess Kenderella.

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    English
    Words:
    12,651
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    820
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    Tweek Tweak has lived in South Park for several years now. He's established a pretty okay life here, or at least that's what he's been telling himself for the time he's lived here. He has a beautiful boyfriend, a couple of close friends, pretty good grades in school.

    But for those 5 years he's spent here now, he's kept a secret from everyone. And no, the secret was not what his parents were putting in the coffee they sold.

    You see, little Tweekie had a secret he had to keep from everyone so he wouldn't be hunted down by the hunters. He couldn't even trust his boyfriend with it.

    Tweek Tweak was actually a werewolf.

    Not something you'd expect from a nervous mess like him, but it was the truth. His parents had kept it a secret for all those years, and he was not allowed outside on full moon nights, ever.

    Except now he was outside, having ran out of the house in the evening, because he wanted to do something with Craig, and realized way too late that he wouldn't make it home in time.

    Woops.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,245
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    253
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    Eric Cartman had promised himself he'd never allow anyone to see him cry. Until the boy he believed he had unrequited feelings for discovered him distraught in a bathroom stall.

    (kyman)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,252
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    178
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    There's a new girl in town, she's not like the other girls, she's a tomboy, she's an one of the dudes. What drama can one girl make?

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    English
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    13,010
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    [Future Diary AU] Craig and Tweek have spent the past seven years happily in love, but the voices in Tweek’s head tell him that it won’t last forever. These fears come to life when he is thrust into a game where he, Craig, and ten other players must fight to the death using the power of seeing the future in order to take the throne of the god of the universe. For reasons of their own, each participant is willing to kill for the throne, and now the voices are telling Tweek that he must do everything in his power to protect Craig until the day that they are the last two standing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,730
    Chapters:
    15/27
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2218
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    Summary

    the REAL reason why some kids in south park have ears and others don't!

    originally a shitpost posted on wattpad, but why not add it here;0

    shoutout to my friend frank who wrote most of the story and actually turned it into being centered around the foreign kids !

    also shoutout to my friend olli who gave me the idea (and wrote the first chapter I guess jesus)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,623
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    16
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    Cartman called his friends to meet him at the old abandoned Community Theater for a new business idea. The boys are suspicious of this so called idea and wanna know what's going on. Co-written by me, RosieNoble, Kait Crimson, crazycoon

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,363
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    7
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    147
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    Shortly after turning 22, Kenny McCormick's band, MOOP, finally reaches stardom when one of their first album's songs tops the alternative charts. With a hit song under the band's belt and a nation-wide tour just wrapping up, Kenny feels relieved to be back in Denver. Before he can check in with his sister and brother, though, he decides to hit up a cafe at the ungodly hour of four thirty am. He never expected to meet the hottest person of his young life, nor did he predict spilling coffee all over their laptop. Hopefully the redheaded spitfire won't bite his head off before Kenny can make it up to him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,088
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    757
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    Super Craig has finally met his weakness.

    When Freedom Pals introduce a new twitchy blonde to their team, it will take all of Craig's 'not giving a fuck' to overcome these growing feelings.

    First story and I just wanted to have some fun with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,976
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2749
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    [Michael/Reader]

    I wanted to enter the South Park Annual Talent Show, but my band bailed on me. So, after getting ahold of some sensitive blackmail, I catch the attention of a certain traditional goth. Sure we're sorta enemies and all, but this could work.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,845
    Chapters:
    3/?

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