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    Some love stories have an end.

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    When Stan and Craig are kidnapped in the middle of the night, they wake up in the middle of a movie set and are forced to be the stars of a gay porn movie. Their kidnapper, known only as The Director, forces them to have sex with each other so it can be filmed and sold on the internet.

    As if that's not bad enough, if this spreads around the school, Tweek and Wendy may find out about it and break up with them! Sick with shame, Stan and Craig's only option is to find out who The Director really is without getting electrocuted in the process!

    How will the two of them ever make it through this?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    25
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    68
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    The apple doesn't fall far from the tree... Like mother like son... Eric needs money and falls into the world's oldest job to get it.
    Eric X A lot of people, don't know if to tag all the ships since it ruins some of the surprises...
    Lots of smut since this is basically porn with a plot.

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    11/11
    Comments:
    3
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    24
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    2
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    412
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    The Kids must work together to stop Stan's dad as Randy plans to shut down Shakey's Pizza because they don't serve alcohol no more, meanwhile Craig and Tweek are struggling to come up with a name for stripes's new baby hamster. Pairings Include: Creek (Craig/Tweek) Stendy (Stan/Wendy) Kybe (Kyle/Bebe) and more!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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    10
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    2
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    233
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    Eric has a few rules.
    Rule one is to never show weekness unless he's drunk or dying.
    Rule two is never let anyone help him through a break up.
    Rule three is to never fall for any of his friends ever again.

    He wished he could stick to these stupid rules but he practically breaks all three of them in less then three months. Now he's got to deal with his group of friends who make life significantly more best friend than it should be being all the shit they get into together, a best friend who he quite frankly cares about too much and would murder for and the fact that he's in love with one of his best friends. The same stupid crush from middle school.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    10
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    30
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    4
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    356
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    Returning to her old self, Heidi Turner is ready to seek Kyle's forgiveness and ask him out. However, things get complicated when Mr. Hankey's obnoxious behavior gets in the way and Kyle gets dragged down a very crappy path. Taking place and inspired by South Park's season 22 episode "The Problem With a Poo".

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    4/?
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    Stan is a handful of months from his 30th birthday, and hates his life and being an adult. Once a year he gets away from it and reconnects with the one thing he still has left of his childhood, the only time in his life when things made sense: Kyle. And even that connection is fading away. He would give anything to go back to those simpler days, fix a few mistakes they both made along the way, and most of all relive it and pay more attention this time. One strange night, he gets the chance to. Chapters are numbered out of order for a reason.

    Originally written for the South Park Big Bang 2014 with lots of amazing art by Burnawayy, Kennymcshamrock, Marie, and anonymous.

    Beta: howtodisappearcompletely (miss you, dude)

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    Chapters:
    11/14
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    13
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Tweek and Craig broke up in sixth grade. The one thing that didn’t end from that was their friendship, something they’re both desperate to keep. But are they able to forget about their romantic feelings for each other when everything around them keeps pushing them together?

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    64,401
    Chapters:
    35/55
    Comments:
    88
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    75
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    14
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    In a small town in the Japanese mountains there’s a bunch of spirits and demons that haunt the place. These spirits all used to be human kids, but after they died they started to haunt the people who inhabit the town. Some for fun, others for revenge.

    These kids all died in mysterious ways, so they were brought back to life as a second chance. However this second chance came at a cost, they would have to forfeit their humanity. Will they retain their humility, or will they be tempted by the darkness.

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    Comments:
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    27
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    It was supposed to be a joke but here it is... a glee! fanfic for south park.

    When the new year started, nobody was expecting there to be a pink bedazzled Glee Audition form to be hanging up. Two new girls and a new... crossdresser? has caught the school body's eye with their performance and the hearts of some of the male student body. As the Glee club survives throughout the year, romances will blossom?

    That was a sucky summary but hey... it's a glee! fic

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
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    15
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    4
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    371
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    New-Kid starts a new group chat, drama ensues.
    Kids get up to the darndest things, especially kids from South Park

    *there isnt enough chat fics for this fandom and i have found myself with some extra time (so instead of finishing that i already have im starting this)

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    What would you do is you saw the sexiest person in town at the bar? Well try to make them yours, right? Well That’s exactly what you would try to do, but they’re not your pet.

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    126,128
    Chapters:
    27/?
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    2
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    10
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    Young boy Kenny McCormick knows about an organization that monitors everyones lives and what they will be when they are older. Being curious, he tries to hack into the system. What he doesn't know, is how easily he could get caught. Things might turn out for the better-- or worse?-- for this teenage boy.

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    1,217
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    In which Gregory gets a little steamed up, but makes a new friend. Hooray for Gregory. Don't spend it all in once place.

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    1/1
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    When Mr Kitty passes away, Cartman is distraught. Even if Kyle and Mr Kitty weren't exactly the best of friends, he can't turn a blind eye to Cartman's heartbreak. He and the boys decide to do something about it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    117
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    Two young lovers' relationship began as a rosebud encased in ice, but slowly over time, blossom into a rose.

    A story on how Tweek and Craig's relationship grows over the years.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    68
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    Craig is off to college, where he is introduced to the weirdest person he's ever met. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately, (Craig can't decide), that weirdest person is his roommate.

    Just your typical cliche 'meet as roommates' story, but with a lot of nostalgic undertones.

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    English
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    357,692
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    994
    Kudos:
    1660
    Bookmarks:
    197
    Hits:
    30071
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    Summary: Tweek is done with Cartman’s bullshits with his ‘anxiety’ and ‘Buddha box.’ He breaks up with Craig and does his own things without him. Inspired by South Park’s episode of season 22, “Buddha Box.”

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    English
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    23,062
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1008
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    A collection of Creek one shots, all of which corresponds to a letter of the alphabet. Contains multiple ratings.

    Language:
    English
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    251,331
    Chapters:
    20/26
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    4020
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    AU : Seconde Guerre Mondiale
    [Attention : langage grossier, violence et sexe dans un contexte de guerre].

    « Kyle ordonna à sa peur de disparaître. Il leva légèrement son menton, le nazi étant plus grand. Il regarda alors son ennemi droit dans les yeux. Même si cela signifiait la mort, au moins il ne permettrait pas à ce monstre de lui montrer de la peur et de la soumission sur son visage. Herr Cartman était perplexe. Ce juif avait eu l’audace de lever son regard vers lui et pire, de le regarder dans les yeux. »

    Après avoir vécu caché pendant plus de trois ans et demi, Kyle et sa famille sont amenés dans un camp de concentration. Devinez qui est le pire des SS là-bas ? Ce qui commence comme un jeu sadique entre le nazi et le juif va évoluer en quelques chose sans précédent.

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    7,372
    Chapters:
    3/52
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    60

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