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    High School is never easy, but in South Park it seems unbearable. Drama! Featuring such favorite pairings as Creek, Bunny, Style & Stendy & Candy (ooh drama), plus some fun sibling relationships like Ike & Karen and Shelly & Kevin, AND MANY MORE!

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    English
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    26,199
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    308
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    There's a new kid at South Park High. For some reason, Kyle can't help but feel drawn to him. For his part, Jack Grant, son of famous paleontologist Alan Grant, develops a close friendship with him and his odd group of quirky teens. However, after what was supposed to be a fun vacation to a groundbreaking new theme park turns into a nightmare, Kyle begins to feel something more. A new frontier has been opened. Welcome to Jurassic World...

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    3,823
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    29
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    In a world of masked men and women, Tweek Tweak knew he wasn't a part of it. He was like most others; a super-baker, but nowhere near a superhero.
    Neither was Craig Tucker. Or Kenny McCormick.
    They were just friends in this crazy world of fights and destroyed, beaten-down cities.

    Well, at least, that was what Tweek assumed.
    But Tweek was never good at assumptions either.

    One day, Tweek finds himself in danger, unable to guard himself. Before all hope seems lost, the popular superhero Silent Protector finds himself sweeping Tweek off his feet (literally), where the blonde finds himself fairly attracted to the dark voice and secret identity of the man.
    But what if that same superhero were to be his best friend? And even worse, his other close friend being the villain known across town?!
    Well, Tweek will have to deal with that later. For now, he's enjoying his hero's presence.

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    English
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    2,696
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    26
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    Five years ago, Eric Cartman was hunched over him, with a fat hand on Kyle’s throat and the tip of a knife pointed between his eyes.

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    English
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    114,912
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    493
    Kudos:
    615
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    10435
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    Sometimes growing older means growing apart, but in South Park, no one makes it out unscathed. Even those who decide to stay.

    OR

    The high school SP fic I have always wanted to write.

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    English
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    6,362
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    180
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    After moving to college with almost no contact from his hometown, Butters feels abandoned and forgotten. He deals with uncontrollable electrokenisis every day with no help from the people around him.
    Though, when meets up with Kenny who'd traveled all the way to LA for college with his sister, Karen, things change. Emotions are brought back up, origins both good and bad.
    Kenny's alter ego, Mysterion, came for a different reason, hearing of a villain possessing powers of electricity and storm who wreaked havoc upon the small city with petty crimes, heavy with damages to the city.

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    English
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    3,622
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    238
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    Kyle and Cartman are drawn into a trashy virtual world, where they develop online personas as trolls and female strippers. Kyle soon realizes that Cartman's creepiness extends well beyond the game. Cartman realizes that he's insane, and that somebody has a crush on him. Plenty of ridiculous drama and craziness.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,396
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2474
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    This is the story about Craig and Kenny going through high school, and the bunch of weird, over the top, nonsensical, ridiculous, shenanigans that come their way.

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    English
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    1,242
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    23
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    The kids of South Park are starting to disappear one by one and no one has any idea who could be behind it. Tensions are running high as no one knows who they can and can't trust. Stan, along with Craig, is determined to find his missing friends before any harm comes to them. But it won't be easy as everyone has secrets they aren't willing to share, and may be willing to die to keep hidden. With romantic strains on the side, can Stan and Craig find everyone before its too late?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,551
    Chapters:
    13/27
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    301
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    4982
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    In the dead of night, Craig Tucker and his family vanish from South Park with no word of warning, leaving everyone, including Craig’s boyfriend, Tweek, behind.

    Now, nine years later, Craig is back and mystery shrouds him. Tweek makes it his mission to figure out just what the hell is going on.

    Language:
    English
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    74,435
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    239
    Kudos:
    242
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    5510
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    "Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, and like a forest it's easy to lose your way." - Kill Bill, Quentin Tarantino, Uma Thurman

    The past, distant and near, haunt the heroes after they try to rebuild from Cthulhu's attempts to destroy them.

    There's enough context clues that you don't have to read the first one necessarily.

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    English
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    17,162
    Chapters:
    6/7
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    288
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    Kyle has a secret to tell. 'He' is going to spill everything. Do you want to know?

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    English
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    10,965
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    363
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    Sometimes you fall in love under the most ridiculous circumstances. In Kyle and Kenny's case it all starts because of Cartman's stupid bets.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,205
    Chapters:
    2/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    347
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    New Kid Jenna has just moved to South Park following another rush by her parents. She has never been much of a talker, and her parents are now forcing her to pretend to be a boy to hide from God know's what. After a slow start, she is quickly swept up in the world of role playing, Knights, nazi zombies, superheroes and more. Join Jenna as she tries to find herself and happiness in a quiet little redneck town.

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    English
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    7,202
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    693
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    "Ballerina, you must've seen her dancing in the sand."
    ---
    Craig had a life plan.
    That plan was put on hold when his ex-girlfriend showed up to tell him she was pregnant with his child.
    After she left the baby in his care one weekend and never returned, Craig suddenly found himself putting all of his love and energy into his daughter's well-being, which he was happy to do.
    Now, she's five years old, and he never expected his daughter to be so interested in learning ballet.
    Then again, Craig never expected to be so interested in her ballet teacher.

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    English
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    16,834
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    117
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1764
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    Werewolves are slowly taking over the town of South Park, and it looks like the goths and the vamp kids are the only ones who can stop this outbreak. But when one of the goths gets attacked by the head werewolf, she claims she's fine. But when her friends start to notice that Henrietta's behavior has become more...wolfish, they have to find out who the head werewolf is, or risk her becoming one of them!
    The suspect list keep piling up, and it doesn't help when a hipster kid is getting in their way every chance he gets! Can Pete, Michael, and Firkle destroy the head werewolf? Or will the head werewolf destroy them?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,135
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    10
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    8,370
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    635
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    “Cartman, what are you doing this time?” Kyle asks.

    “I’m not the one doing it,” Cartman says, “Stan is!”

    “Why?”

    “Because I want a place where all our bullshit nonsense to exist so it doesn’t interfere with the main story,” Stan answers.

    “In this case, it means that it’s canon in this universe but will never be brought up again?” Kenny asks from behind Kyle.

    “Yep!” Stan beams.

    Kyle pinches the bridge of his nose. “Why are you adding on to Cartman’s stupid idea?”

    “He said that I’m the Honoka of this thing, which makes me the leader.” Stan puts on an orange wig. “So, I made the decision to make this book! Faito dayo!!”

    . . .

    “Okay, um, I didn’t mean for Stan to become a weeb; it just happened out of nowhere.”

    “Cartman, I am not a weeb! Craig is!!”

    “SHUT THE FUCK UP STAN!!!”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,833
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    37
    Hits:
    1062
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    Kyle disappeared over the summer to New York City, with a bright future and college applications on the horizon. Cartman disappeared to God-Knows-Where, with a huge secret and unresolved feelings for a certain someone...
    Now it’s senior year, and the closer they get, the more obvious it becomes: their futures couldn’t be further apart, and even their own friends and family want them as far away from each other as possible.
    Too bad love doesn’t really work that way, does it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    32,051
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    88
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1121
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    All Craig wanted was a place he can call home. All Tweek wanted was to have a normal day without anything that could stress him up.

    So far, only one of them got what they want.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,810
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    810

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