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    Dans un monde de chaos où les rues sont désormais foulées par des putréfactions ambulantes, les quelques survivants doivent se battre pour une survie sans espoir. Néanmoins, l’une des personnes à l’origine de la catastrophe semblerait être capable de concocter un sérum qui les sauverait tous.
    Le seul hic ; son laboratoire se trouve à plus de 3 000 kilomètres.

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    Français
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    39,871
    Chapters:
    16/27
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    126
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    Being born an Omega wasn’t easy. Kyle begun to realise this relatively early in life.

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    English
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    202,383
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    244
    Kudos:
    511
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    14897
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    🎨 my south park fanart. i love cartman, he is just perfect OuO

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    305
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    203
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    Kyle is one of the few people in his class who still hasn't presented, but, it didn't matter thanks to having his Super Best Friend Stan by his side. But, when Stan returns from Spring Break fully presented everything changes. An Omega/Alpha coming of age story set in the 1980s.

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    English
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    9,316
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1939
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    The only thing that comes out of Cartman knowing something he shouldn’t is chaos.

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    English
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    13,134
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    336
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    Toolshed, Human Kite, Mysterion, and the Coon break into Professor Chaos' lair, expecting to confront the supervillain. Instead, they find themselves separated in a strange land, surrounded by people who look familiar, but are actually strangers with their own histories and conflicts. To get back home, they'll have to work with these alternate-universe versions of selves, friends, family, and foes.

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    English
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    35,220
    Chapters:
    17/19
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1717
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    The five boys hole up in Stan's family's cabin to pass the pandemic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    145
    Kudos:
    285
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    3738
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    prologue to Truth in Lies
    Slighty aged up characters (13/14).

    Tweek and Craig have never kissed, not on the lips anyways, and yeah it kind of bothers him but Tweek is happy with their relationship. So what? They have lots of time later for kissing, it doesnt mean anything they havent yet? Right?

    Then Thomas transfers to their school and now Green eyed monsters have taken up residence in Tweek's brain.

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    English
    Words:
    35,289
    Chapters:
    11/12
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1373
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    "You're scaring me," the blonde whispered, voice shaking as the cold seeped into his bones. Craig had to suppress a chuckle as that hit his ears, the whisper much louder than his heartbeat in them. The raven haired teen turned towards his adorable, small, and shivering lover and said the one thing that made Tweek finally realize he should've gotten away from Craig while he still had the chance.

    "Good."
    __________

    As the years past and their relationship grew, Craig knew that he would do anything for Tweek. Except let him go.

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    English
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    1,653
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    154
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2354
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    It's the year 2000 and Fingerbang is making waves as a boy band phenomenon. This of course is led by Stan Marsh, son of famous singer Lorde (Randy Marsh). Everything looks like it's going Stan's way, just how the bratty pop star likes it, but, when he runs into his ex-lover, Craig Tucker, at the MTV Music Awards he's quickly reminded that just like the music industry his love life has never been simple.

    Series
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    English
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    2,260
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Hits:
    134
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    Kyle can't complain about his life, his grades at school are great, his relationship with his family is good and he has the best friends he could ask for. However, he's been keeping a secret for years: he is fatally and obsessively attracted to his best friend's boyfriend, Eric, a tough guy and a control freak.
    He knows that, if the truth ever came out, it could potentially ruin everything, but the desire he holds for Eric is not something he can deal with that easily.
    Kyman/Heiman

    Language:
    English
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    13,120
    Chapters:
    5/13
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    259
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    Eric Cartman is only one obstacle away from leading a perfectly content life.
    It's always been there.
    That obstacle's name is Kyle Broflovski.

    Naturally, Cartman does everything in his power to prevent the inevitable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,778
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    218
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    5753
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    After reaching the age of 10, the kids got tested and some kids got tested out at Betas, other lucky ones as Alphas but in Kyle's case, being tested as an Omega was the baddest luck he could get, sent away to an all Omega Middle School with a few others didn't help, now they're back to High School, none knew that being an Alpha would make you so possessive and territorial, or being an Omega would make you so obsessive and sneaky and being a Beta caused you to get in all of their messes whether you like it or not.

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    English
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    15,909
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1203
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    The four friends decide to meet up for a few drinks. Thye all agree to participate in a certain competition and things got heated.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    1,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    193
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    Kyle Broflovski (or better known as Kyley-B) is finally returning to South Park for summer break from Jersey. While away at college, he presented as an Alpha, and found a whole new look and identity for himself. What he didn't realize coming back home was others have done the same thing. Now he has a problem on his hands, he really wants to bang his Super Best Friend.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,057
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    4359
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    The Goth Kids decide to have a little fun with the reigning prom king and queen Stan Marsh and Wendy Testaburger. Wanting both revenge an to maybe even teach a lesson, a spell is cast that switches the couple's gender. Now dealing with living as the opposite sex Wendy and Stan have to deal with new life problems and take a hard look at a relationship that was already in trouble.

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    English
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    16,839
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1669
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    Kyle meets Craig on the job and is instantly smitten with the stoic, handsome stranger. Fortunately, Craig feels the same way.

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    "I... what?" he finally asked, dazed and too warm under his clothes; hard between his legs. Too much of everything in that moment -

    Stars, rain, fire, and the cosmos swirling through his mind like hot, unfettered glitter. 

    "Will you go out with me?" Craig asked, and Kyle could hear the amusement in his tone. "Or did i read the room wrong? If so, I'm sorry and really fucking embarrassed."

    Kyle shook his head quickly. "No, no! You read the room perfectly. I'd," he faltered, becoming shy, "yeah, I'd like to go out. With you, I mean. Together."

    "Wonderful," Craig said, managing to make that one goofy word sound sexy. Smoky, almost, and Kyle wondered how he did that deep drop with his voice; making it into a growl. 

    It was ridiculously hot. Just like Craig. 

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,997
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    811
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    Stan Marsh is the star quarterback for USC with a bright future ahead. The big game against their rival school is coming up and the NFL is sending scouts out to watch him, unfortunately, Stan faces a roadblock, his English professor, Kyle Broflovski. Thanks to no pass no play Stan is left in peculiar position, one that has him becoming his stuck up professor's fetish fantasy to get a passing grade.

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    English
    Words:
    4,941
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2193
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    Kyle Broflovski is a man, well boy, of logic. Meaning, everything can be explained through logic and science. Even though he has seen aliens (Just some assholes pranking some kids for laughs), a land filled with imaginable characters (he somehow ended up at Disneyland), and nearly dying several times (South Park has the best medical capabilities). Yet, he had gained a powerful gift. An ability like no other. He was now a psychic.

    Not like the fake psychics that pretend for money. No. He was the real deal. He had the ability to lift things with his mind. And it was all Eric Fucking Cartman’s fault.

    P.S. Get ready for all the references.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,381
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2306
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    You were the new kid back in fourth grade, 2010. However, now it is 2017 and you are all in high school, Juniors getting ready to go to college. Even though you have lived in the quiet, little, mountain town for roughly seven years, adjusting to a town with under 1000 residents is hard. It is weird for you; Everyone has either dated or liked one another, everyone is friends with one another at some point, everyone kind of just bursts into each other's houses every now and then, and when things get awkward you can't escape your problems.
    But no matter how bad things get, you know that there is no better place to be but South Park, Colorado.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,837
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    155
    Kudos:
    559
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    8755

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