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    Everybody knew that psychics and palm readers and fortune tellers were really all just cons: reading people’s subtle cues and making pronouncements just vague enough that people would believe they were real. Kent Parson wasn’t going to believe anything the tarot reader said when he finally gave in to the impulse to see what so many other people fell for. He wasn’t.

    He could never have guessed what would be in the cards: either in his reading, or in the hand that life would deal him afterwards.

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    6/?
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    149
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    29
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    Bright lights glistened above masses of people all dressed in fine evening wear, chatting idly amongst themselves and drinking champagne. As the sun sank lower into the horizon, pink and red hues danced around the room, congealing together in a radiant display of beauty and nature. The evening was simply marvelous and…

    Kent was bored out of his mind

    Or a Librarian AU!

    Language:
    English
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    1,876
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
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    33
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    2
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    208
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    "So," Larissa asks, "are you two an item or just vaguely codependent?"
    "Oh, babe," Kent tells her, grinning. "We're hella codependent."

    Or: Bitty is Kent's person. Kent just needs him to realize it.

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    English
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    19,046
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
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    234
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    37
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    1341
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    "Nelly," Rosco asks, "did you bring drama to my barbecue?"

    "Someone had to."

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    1/1
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    36
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    171
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    2
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    1046
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    Kent and Alexei both happen to be on IR at the same time. It also happens to be the longest period of time they've gotten to be alone together since they got married. The NHL journos decide to make a joke about it at their expense, Kent is not pleased.

    TLDR: Kent and Alexei, married, injured, and stuck at home. No graphic injury descriptions, but they do have symptoms. No porn, but it does have a few near misses. Zimbits exist as helpful friends, very much background.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    30
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    183
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1673
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    “You deserve better than him. It doesn’t have to be me, but you deserve better.”

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    332
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    40
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    2
    Hits:
    577
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    Eric Bittle encounters waffles, frogs, a robot, and a bad guy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    1
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    205
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    Jack flies to Las Vegas in the window seat, Alicia beside him and Bob across the aisle. Jack feels too big for even the width of first class seats, and he can’t imagine how his father feels with those shoulders that have held up teams and Cups and towns, but Bob is asleep beneath an Aces ball cap pulled down over his eyes.

    Kent naps in his childhood bedroom, which hasn’t been his since before the Q. Spare file boxes clog the corners. Posters of Gretzky and Rudy Galindo and Britney Spears gaze over his sleeping head while in the kitchen his mother opens up bottles and pours them down the sink-- a six pack of beer, a week-old half-full Chardonnay, a bottle of cheap whiskey she’d gotten as a present. Empty glass hits empty glass and shatters at the base of the recycling bin-- contained explosions. At the folding table in the kitchenette, Kent’s little sister turns up the music in her earbuds and tries to concentrate on the molar mass of carbon.

    What happens is this: Jack goes first in the draft, takes an Aces jersey in shaking hands, and Kent goes home to New York.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    36
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    327
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    1973
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    Bitty has a silver medal and the rest of her life ahead of her.

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    1/1
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    19
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
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    Kent Victor Parson never doubted the fact that he was a completely extra, hot fucking mess, and that one day, in the very distant future, he's gonna have to grow up. He also never doubted the fact that he'd one day be in the NHL, doing what he loved. But that he'd have to do it all alone, far away from everyone he's ever known and loved- that was something he hadn't counted on. But with some help from his ridiculous teammates, his asshole of a cat, unwavering family and a host of wacky friends along the way, he begins to learn that being alone doesn't always have to mean being lonely, and that happiness can be just around the corner if you only remember to look for it.

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    Chapters:
    7/13
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1720
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    There are mites in the garden. Bitty books a flight to Vegas.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1110
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    In which Bitty works as a food columnist, by day, at the Lifestyle Department of the Providence Newspaper. And by night, well, Bitty writes well-written novel length scenarios about two figure skaters who are totally gay for each other.

    Enter Jack Zimmerman, history buff, broody, rich, the whole protagonist stereotype, who also works as the Editor of the Lifestyle Department of the Providence Newspaper. And well, Jack accidentally stumbles upon Bitty's secret once upon a lunch break. With his secret out to the last person he wanted to know, how will his own story play out? Join Bitty as he struggles with annoying coworkers, anon hate reviews, unnecessary crushes on one's editor, long winded disclaimers, and what it means to pursue one's passion, and inspiration, in writing.

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    English
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    8,732
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1314
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    It’s 2008 and to Kent, Jack kisses like he’s drowning. Like Kent is the only thing keeping him afloat and it shouldn’t be like that, it couldn’t, but Kent loves it too much to care. He’ll let himself be used as a rudder, as a safety net, as a punching bag, if Jack really needs. Kent will be the one to think about tomorrow.

    It’s 2017 and Bitty finds Jack up and pacing past midnight. It’s night before a game, which is why Jack can’t find sleep, but not why he can’t find words. It’s the night before a specific game that haunts him more than others and Bitty is still trying to figure out exactly why.
    Tomorrow, the Falconers play the Aces.
    And still, Jack won’t say the name Kent.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    219
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    1933
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    “Don’t ruin pretty face,” a familiar, accented voice drawls. “It's only thing you have going for you.”

    “Fuck off, Mashkov,” Kent barks back automatically before he stills, and then slowly turns around to face the other man. “Mashkov? What the fuck are you doing here?”

    Kent has annoying but well-meaning friends, a lot of (internalized) issues, and a mild pretty bad swearing problem. But he gets to kiss a hot guy at Pride, so there's that.

    Language:
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    5,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    80
    Kudos:
    804
    Bookmarks:
    100
    Hits:
    5221
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    Bitty held up his phone with one hand and rubbed his eye with the other. “Kent Parson is engaged?”

    “Kent’s engaged,” Jack said. He wasn’t sure how he felt about it. Happy for him? Surprised? Something else?

    Bitty looked over at Jack and sighed. “Invite him to dinner,” he said.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,140
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    3344
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    Kent stares at his phone. He reads the text three times. He checks the name of the sender five times. It’s a text from Jack, who, outside of saying ‘good game’, he hasn’t talked to in six years.

     

     

    Hey how are you?

     

     

    Now he wants to know how he is?

    Language:
    English
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    6,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1276
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    Jack has a type. Which is apparently anyone related to the Bittles.

    Or, the fic in which Jack has dated all of the Bittle kids and finds out Thanksgiving weekend.

    Language:
    English
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    5,076
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    257
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2890
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    Bitty didn't know how one day could go so wrong. It was supposed to be a fun day but now Nursey has a black eye, Bitty's pie is burned, He has somehow developed feelings for Jack, and he overheard Kent Parson saying the WORST things to Jack. Bitty is sure he could have prevented some of this. Maybe? He just wishes he had a do-over for this awful day.

    OR

    The OMG Check Please/groundhog day AU that I really wanted ;)

    Language:
    English
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    9,297
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    787
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    When he was five, Kent Parson had a little brother. A week later, he suddenly didn't. Twenty years, a heartbreak and drafting later, he does again.

    And he never stopped loving his ray of sunshine.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,708
    Chapters:
    7/10
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    374
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    5546
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    Bitty has not only found himself in a body at least 60 years older than he is supposed to be, but also in the employ of a horrible, insufferable wizard by the name of Kent who has even forced an evil fire demon to bend to his will and is likely corrupting the innocent mind of his sweet apprentice, Chowder. If only Bitty could find a way, with all his snooping to break his curse or the fire demon's contract...and do it without causing the worst temper tantrum Ingary has ever seen.

    Everyone always said the eldest of three would come to ruin if they attempted to seek their fortune and Bitty's beginning to realize how true that is.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    387

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