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    Twyla might be alone this Christmas, but she feels the love around her at Johnny's surprise holiday party.

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    "He was all too aware of the baggage he carried from his past relationships. David had always been open about his damage to anyone who would listen; why bother hiding it, when the evidence was so damning? He wasn’t blind to the weight that came from the briefest of one-night stands or the boulders attached to his ankles by his break-ups, let alone the all-encompassing anchor that was strapped to him shibari-style by one Sebastien Raine."

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    Five times Patrick made sex okay, and one time David did.

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    David’s rings are one of the first things Patrick notices about him.

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    Twyla’s got Jocelyn as her DD, the Rosebud’s a seven minute drive from her house, max, one of her more responsible cousins is staying with her mom for the holidays, the cafe’s closed tomorrow, and damn near all her favorites from town have made it out for the suddenly hip-and-happening Johnny Rose holiday soiree.

    The universe is begging her to get at least a little bit drunk tonight, and she’s not one to deny Fate's machinations.

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    The Jazzagals perform River at the Rose Christmas Party. David has Feelings.

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    Patrick says that he can’t come home for the holidays because he’s busy with the store. So Marcy and Clint take it upon themselves to make a surprise visit to Schitt’s Creek. Except Patrick’s reason for staying was a lie and now he has about a week to figure out how to come out to them on his own terms before they leave.

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    The Doctor takes Patrick on a journey to see what waits for him in his future.

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    You don't need to understand Doctor Who for this to make sense! You need to understand Schitt's Creek, though.

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    A poetic reimagining of the Christmas party set to the poem A Visit from St. Nicholas by Clement C. Moore

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    Three instances of Ted, Alexis, and wintertime baking.

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    It’s the first Christmas in the store, in the town, away from his family. Patrick opts not to go home, so Marcy and Clint decide to surprise him. A mash up of Merry Christmas Johnny Rose and Meet the Parents.

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    Marcy and Clint surprise Patrick for his first Christmas in Schitts Creek (instead of during 5x11).

     
    Pure, lighthearted Christmas fluff with warm fuzzy feelings. Also a moment of Concerned Parenting™ with a soft landing.

     

    Beautiful artwork created by Shimmies. Thank you so much. ❤️

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    “I think it looks great, David.”

    Patrick claps a hand on David’s shoulder, watching as he glues the final usable branch of their (very sad) Christmas tree into place. It’s filled out quite a bit, at least, after reattaching and rearranging the fallen branches. (Though, anything is better than the war-torn disaster of this morning — that was far too dark for his taste, and certainly not deserving of ornaments from his store.)

    “Mm, great is certainly a stretch, but I appreciate your support.”

    Patrick laughs. “I’ll be right back. Got a finishing touch in the car.”

    David assumes he’s running to grab more crap from his trunk — decor donated by the alarming number of townspeople willing to “chip in” — but, when Patrick returns, he slides a large, wrapped box at David’s feet. 

    What if Patrick DID get that espresso machine? Part of a series of alternate 'I love you's.

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    After the Rose family holiday party, David and Patrick have the motel room to themselves, so Patrick takes the opportunity to present David with the gift he purchased him, going against their no gifts rule.

    Title from "All I Want for Christmas is You " by Mariah Carey (yes, again)

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    The continuing sexploits of Schitt's Creek.
    You don't need to read the others in the series to follow this one.
    Mostly canon compliant. Just wrapping up S4E13 for this Holiday season.

    (Title from Tina Turner's "Merry Christmas, Baby")

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    “Um, I can’t—I’m not going home." Patrick says. "Not, ah, not this time. There’s a lot of ice in the forecast.” It feels just like the excuse it is when he says it out loud, and he remembers his mom’s disappointed oh over the phone earlier when he told her the same thing.

    To his relief, David nods. Stevie looks at him funny, but she’s usually doing that so he doesn’t take it too personally. “That’s probably good,” David says.

    “Just because you don’t want to move the overflow shelving on the twenty-sixth,” Patrick says, but David holds up a hand.

    “It’ll be fun to have you around,” David says. It’s more honest than he usually is, which he realizes a few seconds after Patrick does, lips twisting up in self-deprecation.

    Patrick nods hesitantly as a plan takes shape in his head. He thought for David’s birthday that maybe...but he can try again. He can do it right this time.

    Or, Patrick and David find a different way to each other.

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    It’s Christmas Eve and David wants nothing more than to spend the evening in Patrick’s room at Ray’s engaging in the kinds of activities that will get them on Santa’s Naughty List. But his dad has decided that he wants to throw a last minute Christmas party. And to top it all off, Patrick’s parents have shown up unexpectedly to surprise their son for the holidays.

    Oh, and in case that wasn’t enough, David discovers that Patrick has been keeping a pretty big secret.

    Or: What happens when you take Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose and Meet the Parents and smoosh them together? Guess we’ll find out!

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    But by the time they clean up after the party, and Patrick tactfully offers to take the garbage bags out to the shed to give the Roses a bit of family time, it’s well after eleven and David can only assume all their plans for the evening are out the window.

    That is, until they turn out of the motel parking lot and instead of Patrick putting his hand on David’s knee like usual it lands halfway up his thigh, fingers tracing absent circles around his inseam, and David realises that at least one part of the plan is still very much on the table.

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    “Um…Patrick?” David sing-songs, battling with the tone of his voice. While Patrick knows all too well that David is easily worked up about things, David is still very much not ready to let him feel the full thwack of David Rose’s Displeasure.
    “Yeah?”
    “You wouldn’t happen to know anything about this delightful little – wait, how is it shaped like that – this thing, in the backroom, would you?”

    A chronological audit of Rose Apothecary’s backroom and all its decorations.

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    “Hey,” David says, his voice still soft with sleep. He wants to be mad. Ooh, he really does, because he can see by the general lack of sunlight in the room that it’s even earlier than their pre-agreed upon early Christmas wake-up time. He tries to furrow his brow and make a grumpy face but Patrick just laughs and leans down to kiss him right on the little wrinkle he gets between his eyebrows. It’s sweet, and adorable, and so like Patrick it’s almost gross.

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    I think we should focus on the business, Patrick said.
    It hasn't been easy.

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