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    The idea for this came from my co-worker Jason telling me about an alphabet-themed poetry series he wrote. I thought it might be fun to try something like that too, so we arranged that Jason would give me 26 one-word prompts, one every few days, and I’d see what I could come up with. All he knows is that it’s for a writing project, so his suggestions are completely random and might potentially even be entirely unhelpful. :)

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    After a big day for David & Patrick, Stevie seems to walk in on something more than just their scheduled movie nights, and leaves feeling a little lonely.

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    A drabble collection of David and Patrick's story, from David's days in New York City to happily married.

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    "That's a dog treat."

    "It looks like a real treat. What am I gonna do now?"

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    Getting over Alexis Rose is hard. Falling back in love with her is harder. Ted also wonders if there's more to life than running a vet clinic/occasional doctor's office in Schitt's Creek. Title from "When She Loved Me" by Sarah McLachlan.

    Part 2 of the "Ted Talk" series, an assortment of drabbles and ficlets. Covers parts of season two, three and four.

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    David gives some advice to Ted that might also apply to himself.

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    And now, nearly a year of missed chances had led them here, this strange limbo where a discussion about their feelings would slip dangerously fast into a litany of I-love-yous that have been building up since about a week after David met Patrick.   

    David and Patrick still aren't together by the time Single's Week rolls around. While looking after Patrick's phone for the day, David stumbles across something that he was never expecting to see.

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    The toe of his Rick Owens sneaker lands on the first step outside the Apothecary just as the door opens and a smiling dark-haired woman carrying a Rose Apothecary tote exits. David steps back onto the sidewalk to let her pass, then hurries into the store, ready to embrace Patrick and open up his heart and soul to him.

    But standing behind the counter is Ray.

    “Hello, David!” Ray calls cheerfully.

    “Ray.” David isn’t sure he actually holds back his grimace, but as usual, Ray is unphased. “Um, what… what are you doing here?”

    Or, when David gets back from Ted's during Singles Week, he can't find Patrick anywhere.

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    If anyone asks why David’s been staring himself down in the bathroom mirror for seventeen minutes already, with no end in sight, they should know to blame Tina Turner.

    Which, he knows, is an affront, but it’s kinda true. Well, not really.

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    david has thoughts about love, they both like to mess with each other a little as usual, idk it's short just read it

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    She and Alexis have something.

    Or they're on the verge of having something.

    Right?

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    “I just feel like – like I need to check something. Did you only tell me you loved me because that was what we were already talking about?”
     
    A Valentine's Day ficlet about love and love and love.

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    “There’s something I need to tell you.”
    David frowns at the reflection of Patrick in the bathroom mirror. “Uh-oh.”
    “No, not like that. I just need to warn you about something.”
    David turns to frown at the actual Patrick standing next to him. “Uh-oh.”

    David learns that Patrick's love comes with a disclaimer.

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    A retelling of Singles Week… to the tune of Jingle Bells.

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    “So, there’s just one last little thing…”

    Patrick’s eyes get all big and round, and honestly David might just melt into a puddle right here. His eyes are lethal weapons designed solely to make him feel completely gooey inside.

    “About that kiss earlier. I might have possibly, hypothetically eaten a dog treat…”

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    "I'm Patrick, I just moved in here," he says, extending a hand, which David shakes out of instinct. Patrick's grip is firm, his fingertips rough in a way that makes goosebumps stand up on David's arms.

    David wants those strong hands literally all over him.

    This is the first thought David shoves into the "Patrick" box in his mind, before it was even the "Patrick" box.

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    David's next door neighbor/business consultant is hot, and single, and spending way too much time with David when he should be focusing on making a connection at Singles Week.

    (a strangers-to-friends-to-idiots-to-lovers singles week au)

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    When Cherry is in a bad mood, David steps in to help. Fluff ensues.

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    When it comes to declarations of love, once is never enough.

    [Podfic of Say It Again, written by MadAlien]

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    Twyla knows her natural penchant for kindness can sometimes be a problem. She knows it can sometimes be used against her by people who are more willing to chase their desires than she is.

    Normally, she’s at least a little ok with being naturally passive, with allowing her desires, her wants, to skate past her, untouched.

    Maybe it’s because she’s gotten accustomed to serving people at Cafe Tropical and taking unwarranted abuse with a fake smile. Maybe it’s because she had to grow up faster than any eight or nine year old should. Maybe it’s because, well, she’s secretly a multi-millionaire and, materially, she doesn’t want for much of anything. And she’d be hard pressed to say she really wants anyone in Schitt’s Creek.

    But once she gets to know Alexis Rose?

    Yeah, Twyla wants her.

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    "Ugh," David groans. "Alexis wants volunteers for the Singles Week thing."

    "Hmm. You know, we could. It could be good for us. Tell her we want sponsorship in exchange, maybe our logo on the back of the tee shirts?"

    "Right, yeah, it's just…" Patrick waits for him to formulate his thoughts. "I can't really volunteer if I'm participating, right?"

    Patrick grips the steering wheel, tackling the emotions that bubble up one at a time. He readjusts himself in his seat. He swallows down the bile. He refocuses on the road ahead of him. He takes a breath. "You're, um… you're participating?"

    David just taps out a text as he responds, "Well, I mean… yeah. I'm single, right? So… why not?"

    "Right, yeah. O-of course."

    Naive idiot, he chastises himself.

    Of course this isn't anything to David. Of course he isn't anything to David.

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    David and Patrick have been "casually" hooking for a while when they decide to take part in singles week, which definitely sounds like a great idea for these two mutually pining idiots.

    (a friends-with-benefits singles week au)

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