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    Patrick swallows hard, straightening his shoulders and trying very hard not to look like someone who just wants to crawl back into bed. “Ronnie.”

    “You look like death warmed over, Brewer.”

    So, he wasn’t successful, then.

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    He decides it’s the freckle.

    The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.

    It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.

    That’s the spot he will miss the most.


    Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.

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    During a barbecue to celebrate the Apothecary and the motel's success, David's feelings for Patrick come to light

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    Patrick follows David to his room closely and wordlessly, a very guilty shadow, and sits on the end of Alexis’s bed and tells him about Rachel and watches him with those sincere brown eyes that could make David do almost anything. David stands with his back to the bathroom door, arms crossed protectively around his body and feet planted firmly, but he still has this sensation in his stomach like he’s falling, the telltale hypnic jerk he sometimes gets lying in bed at night, but constant—an unrelenting, nauseating swoop deep in his diaphragm.

    There are two Patricks now—the one whose ass David has eaten and the one who grew up holding Rachel’s hand.


    After the barbecue, David takes the week to try to understand the people he and Patrick have become thanks to their relationships—old and new.

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    Patrick comes by the motel a couple days after the Barbecue to try and patch things up with David.

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    i once said you were a flame
    but i never once thought we would burn out so fast

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    David stood stunned as the man walked away, thankful he was already leaning against the wall because it kept from falling over as his knees threatened to give out. Was this guy serious? Who would joke about that? And why? He clutched the business card between his fingers and blinked, watching the shadow of the man round the corner onto the sidewalk, presumably going home after… what? Delivering a life-changing diagnosis after giving a blowjob in the back alley behind a gay club in rural Ontario? No, it had to be a joke. But what if it wasn’t? What if he was serious? What if David had… cancer?

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    An adaptation of Queer as Folk's season four cancer arc using Schitt's Creek characters -- a.k.a. 43 pages of angst with a very happy ending.

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    Getting over Alexis Rose is hard. Falling back in love with her is harder. Ted also wonders if there's more to life than running a vet clinic/occasional doctor's office in Schitt's Creek. Title from "When She Loved Me" by Sarah McLachlan.

    Part 2 of the "Ted Talk" series, an assortment of drabbles and ficlets. Covers parts of season two, three and four.

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    24 drabbles to spotlight Twylexis canon divergences. Drabbles are written by an assortment of Twylexis authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    David finds the list stuffed under the register when he’s definitely just doing what he’s supposed to be doing, which is cleaning up empty plastic cups and used drink tickets scattered everywhere after the open mic while Patrick takes down the stage. He glances across the store: Patrick’s busy fighting Ronnie to try to take down the stage himself while she’s also trying to take it down. That’s definitely not going to end well, but he’s got bigger problems, such as this list in Patrick’s handwriting of Signs He’s Ready to Say ‘I Love You.’

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    A bit different take on the Rachel-arc. Starts before the Barbecue episode.

    David doesn't believe he deserves happiness or that anyone will want to be with him for long so he may jump into some conclusions.

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    David Rose came into the world two months early, and the Rose’s were under the impression that they brought home a little baby girl from the NICU.

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    He should get David a coffee. He could deliver it to the motel, see how he’s doing. His arm is raised halfway to flag Twyla down when he catches himself. David doesn’t want to see him right now. He may never want to see Patrick ever again. The thought makes him sick.

    “Brewer.” Patrick turns at the sound of his name. There aren’t many people in this town who call him that, and sure enough, there’s Ronnie Lee at a table near the front. He’d missed her, somehow.

    “You look like shit,” she says.

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    Like Icarus escaping the labyrinth, Patrick flew too high.

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    Life Happens to Ted and Patrick, and music is one of the things that helps them through it. Discovering a mutual love for the Tragically Hip forges a kind of friendship neither of them had before.

    Or, just two boys talking about their feelings in a Tim Horton's parking lot.

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    Post barbecue, Stevie goes to Rose Apothecary to scold Patrick only to find that he may just be in worse shape than David.

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    Rachel takes an impromptu trip to Café Tropical after her conversation with Patrick during "The Barbecue" where she meets Twyla for the first time.

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    What if David and Patrick skipped the barbecue altogether?
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    “I can return these tickets to the Julia Stiles-a-thon at the drive in tonight. I agree that might have been a little overboard.”

    David snatches the tickets out of Patrick’s hand and examines them. They’re dated for that evening. He thinks of sitting around the picnic table on the side of the motel with his family and Stevie in the soft evening light, eating burgers and potato salad and drinking wine. He mentally adds Patrick to the table. It’s almost tempting to just say fuck it and invite Patrick. It certainly would be easier to just give in to his family.

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    David's despair tastes of macaroni salad and medium-rare hamburger.

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    The conversation between Patrick & Rachel that we didn't see.

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