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    “Alexis, please. Just let me sleep.”

    “You don’t want to talk about this?”

    “No,” he snaps, “I don’t. I don’t want to talk about this because it’s too soon and just when I thought something good was actually happening in my life, the universe decided to humble me. So please, for the love of god, leave me alone.”

    A scene from the aftermath of The Barbecue.

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    Inspired by Red (taylor’s version) drop, here is a songfic of early David and Patrick introspection based on Everything Has Changed. Get tissues.

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    Coda to The Barbecue. Stevie pays a visit to Patrick at Rose Apothecary.

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    Rachel feels big feelings when she leaves after confronting Patrick at the BBQ

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    Just as Moira is ready to look over the notes from the latest council meeting, she gets a visitor. It would be rude to deny Patrick some early afternoon banter on a day like today, right?

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    Post barbecue, Stevie goes to Rose Apothecary to scold Patrick only to find that he may just be in worse shape than David.

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    5 times Heather & Ray could have kissed during Panic (+1 time they actually did). Obviously, AU but we can dare to dream.

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    He decides it’s the freckle.

    The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.

    It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.

    That’s the spot he will miss the most.


    Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.

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    During a barbecue to celebrate the Apothecary and the motel's success, David's feelings for Patrick come to light

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    Patrick follows David to his room closely and wordlessly, a very guilty shadow, and sits on the end of Alexis’s bed and tells him about Rachel and watches him with those sincere brown eyes that could make David do almost anything. David stands with his back to the bathroom door, arms crossed protectively around his body and feet planted firmly, but he still has this sensation in his stomach like he’s falling, the telltale hypnic jerk he sometimes gets lying in bed at night, but constant—an unrelenting, nauseating swoop deep in his diaphragm.

    There are two Patricks now—the one whose ass David has eaten and the one who grew up holding Rachel’s hand.


    After the barbecue, David takes the week to try to understand the people he and Patrick have become thanks to their relationships—old and new.

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    Patrick comes by the motel a couple days after the Barbecue to try and patch things up with David.

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    i once said you were a flame
    but i never once thought we would burn out so fast

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    David stood stunned as the man walked away, thankful he was already leaning against the wall because it kept from falling over as his knees threatened to give out. Was this guy serious? Who would joke about that? And why? He clutched the business card between his fingers and blinked, watching the shadow of the man round the corner onto the sidewalk, presumably going home after… what? Delivering a life-changing diagnosis after giving a blowjob in the back alley behind a gay club in rural Ontario? No, it had to be a joke. But what if it wasn’t? What if he was serious? What if David had… cancer?

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    An adaptation of Queer as Folk's season four cancer arc using Schitt's Creek characters -- a.k.a. 43 pages of angst with a very happy ending.

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    Getting over Alexis Rose is hard. Falling back in love with her is harder. Ted also wonders if there's more to life than running a vet clinic/occasional doctor's office in Schitt's Creek. Title from "When She Loved Me" by Sarah McLachlan.

    Part 2 of the "Ted Talk" series, an assortment of drabbles and ficlets. Covers parts of season two, three and four.

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    24 drabbles to spotlight Twylexis canon divergences. Drabbles are written by an assortment of Twylexis authors! These drabbles are all stand-alone, and are not intended to be continuations of each other. We'll add tags and adjust the rating as needed, and we'll also link each drabble's author and specific rating at the top of each chapter. Hope you enjoy them!

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    David finds the list stuffed under the register when he’s definitely just doing what he’s supposed to be doing, which is cleaning up empty plastic cups and used drink tickets scattered everywhere after the open mic while Patrick takes down the stage. He glances across the store: Patrick’s busy fighting Ronnie to try to take down the stage himself while she’s also trying to take it down. That’s definitely not going to end well, but he’s got bigger problems, such as this list in Patrick’s handwriting of Signs He’s Ready to Say ‘I Love You.’

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    A bit different take on the Rachel-arc. Starts before the Barbecue episode.

    David doesn't believe he deserves happiness or that anyone will want to be with him for long so he may jump into some conclusions.

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    David Rose came into the world two months early, and the Rose’s were under the impression that they brought home a little baby girl from the NICU.

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    He should get David a coffee. He could deliver it to the motel, see how he’s doing. His arm is raised halfway to flag Twyla down when he catches himself. David doesn’t want to see him right now. He may never want to see Patrick ever again. The thought makes him sick.

    “Brewer.” Patrick turns at the sound of his name. There aren’t many people in this town who call him that, and sure enough, there’s Ronnie Lee at a table near the front. He’d missed her, somehow.

    “You look like shit,” she says.

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    Like Icarus escaping the labyrinth, Patrick flew too high.

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