1 - 20 of 63 Works in Episode: s01e03 Hard Times

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    This story revolves around three things: humanity, comfort, and sex.

    Via a series of semi-unfortunate events in the stories, "Days To Come," and "The Third Domain," Aziraphale and Crowley have become quite a lusty, emotional couple, and they have become human! In this story, they learn what it means to be human, what questions must be asked, how to live in their bodies with new vulnerabilities, new tasks...

    And as we all know, our favourite pair are quite fans of life in The World - bits of the human experience, the human cocoon: things that feel good, taste good, look cool, sound divine, etc. They teach each other about these things, the creature comforts they've indulged in separately, over the millennia as emissaries on Earth.

    But mostly, they're enjoying their life together: the domesticity, the simple pleasures, and the sex. It's going to be quite a lot of sex.

    Tags will be added as chapters get added.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,080
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    134
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Now you see it, now you don’t.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,143
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    308
    Kudos:
    409
    Bookmarks:
    61
    Hits:
    3023
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Just a place to collect my super amateurish but enthusiastic sketches about... well, mainly our Ineffable duo being very much in love in every kind of corporation, era and style.

    Other characters might occasionally appear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    462
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    809
  4. Tags
    Summary

    An audio recording of the work written by absopositivelutely.

    Podfic length 00:18:30

    Author's summary: Take into consideration: the Earth is a Libra. There are two sides to her cosmic scales, but they are almost never balanced. In theory, angels should be solidly on the right side, and demons should be definitively on the left. In practice, though, this isn’t quite true. Aziraphale adds the weight of Crowley’s gaze to his own set of scales and feels himself slipping.

    (alternatively: aziraphale has been falling in love with crowley for 6000 years. not that he realizes it.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    114
  5. Tags
    Summary

    A few more scenes of Aziraphale and Crowley throughout (Jewish) history, both Biblical and European.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,546
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    195
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale sets out to seduce Crowley and Crowley is forced to deal with his feelings about that.

    Or Crowley really, really wants to be seduced, but is too afraid that he’ll mess it all up. Fortunately or not, Aziraphale has a plan to tackle this and hopefully get them talking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,462
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1107
  7. Tags
    Summary

    The Bentley does not think of Crowley as her owner or herself as a possession. Bentley POV!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    78
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
  8. Tags
    Summary

    "Hours after their daring escape, full of crêpes and wine, they stumble back to Crowley's lodging house."

    France, posh clothing, and making the effort.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,998
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    658
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Of course they were there. And the antics continued even after Good Friday -- blasphemy, whump and skinny dipping demons

    A continuation of the vignette from the miniseries' third episode cold open.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,335
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    211
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1812
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale is tasked with blessing the marriage of young lady who is being courted by a rich gentleman. When Crowley arrives and crashes a dinner party, he endangers the match and forces Aziraphale to realize he's had a suitor of his own for over 200 years.

    A canon-compliant(ish) Regency-style romance during the gap between 1793 and 1862.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    943
  11. Tags
    Summary

    A little writing of three thousand-word chapters exploring what happened after the Noah's Ark vignette in the TV series.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,000
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    456
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    3128
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Extended Scene. During the events of 33 A.D, Crowley observes Aziraphale tend the Son of God, wonders about angels compared to this one, and offers comfort at the end.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,383
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
  13. Tags
    Summary

    London 1967. A holy water obsession leads to hard decisions being made, capers being planned and favors being returned, even though some angels claim certain demons go too fast for them. But Earth’s time is running short because 6000 years will be here soon. Is it better to love your Enemy from a distance or enjoy a brief relationship with him before the Apocalypse happens?

    Explicit rating is for Chapters 2 and 3, and 4 is probably more on the Mature level.

    (I had '61 in there. I don't know why I put that, but it's corrected now to the right year. Sorry for any confusion.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1306
  14. Tags
    Summary

    London 1941. Everything about Aziraphale and Crowley’s friendship could change because of one gullible angel, some Nazi spies and a demon who happens to be in the right place at the right time to save the day and the books. Crowley's actions show Aziraphale he's more than just a casual acquaintance. In fact, Aziraphale realizes that the love of his life is the friend he’s tried to keep at arm’s length for almost six thousand years.

    The Explicit rating is for the last chapter where those two dorks finally Do It. (Well, it's not the last chapter anymore, but the 4th one).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2976
  15. Tags
    Summary

    In 1967, Crowley doesn't know it but the holy water gifted to him by Aziraphale was made with the best of intentions and the purest of love. For him and him alone. Over the years, the angel's prayer to the Almighty proves vital for the continued survival of the demon: "If nothing else God, I ask that if he makes to use this on himself, to destroy his own existence, please... please stay his hand." But first, Crowley will have to calm down about what 'going too fast' might mean...

    (Current chapters: modern-setting, Friday before the Apocalypse, the bandstand.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,383
    Chapters:
    9/12
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3600
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Dappled Things

    The Germans think you’re a war profiteer. SOE thinks you’re MI5. The neighbours think you’re always good for tea and pastry, and Hell thinks you’ve been Very, Very Naughty. You keep them all spinning, plates on slender rods, dancing among the flying sabres. You twist and dance and if the audience can see your flying sweat - you haven’t missed a step yet. Remember to take a bow when it’s over...

    The Joys of Reading in Bed

    But a little later you turned the lamp off, for you see well enough in the dark and you had company: the Great Tempter, Lord of the Reptiles, the First Fruit Vendor, slithering into your bed for company and Crowley needs his beauty sleep...

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    220
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Scene 1 in which Aziraphale and Crowley discuss the imminent birth of the messiah during Samhain celebrations.
    Scene 2 in which Aziraphale and Crowley go to the opera.
    Scene 3 in which Aziraphale and Crowley watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    67
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Aziraphale's heart breaks a little when Crowley asks for holy water and Crowley's heart breaks a little when Aziraphale hands him the thermos. aka a possible interpretation of the holy-water-related three scenes from Hard Times. Enjoy!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,574
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    556
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Immediately after the church scene (and The Slow Zoom of Homosexual Panic), Aziraphale takes Crowley out for dinner in the only place still open in the middle of an air raid. Feelings closely follow.

    Explicit rating for the second chapter only, which takes place after Armageddon't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,843
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    266
    Kudos:
    925
    Bookmarks:
    268
    Hits:
    6225
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Contrary to popular belief, it isn’t hard to make holy water. That doesn’t mean it’s easy, either. It depends on what you need it for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    7

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation