16 Works in Episode: e011 Wheat & Wheat By-Products

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    "I don't deserve you, Cecil."

    "But you do. My lovely Carlos, you deserve so much more than me."

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    After five hundred and seventy-four reboots of the neighbourhood, Michael has begun to realise that he hates losing his friend (singular, solo, definitely not inclusive of four others). Janet promises she doesn't mind, and that it's his prerogative.

    Michael, though, knows she's capable of lying.

    Michael also suspects she might be part aardvark.

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    Carlos finds himself between a rock and a hard place, one half being the Sheriff's Secret Police and the other being the dangerous fugitive known as Cecil Palmer.

    Also known as: don't do the wheat-related crime if you can't do the un-wheat-related time.

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    Carlos has a secret. A totally awful, dark secret. What will Cecil do when he finds out?

     

    I PROMISE ITS ALL FLUFF LMAOOO

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    In which Cecil discovers a new kink, and Carlos is a tease. Also, fun with emojis, and a closet goes missing.

    Takes place before the Strex arc.

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    ”Fire! Fire! You’re on fire, and we’re all going to die!”

    “What in the-” Carlos started, but Cecil’s hands were on his shoulders, a calming weight even as a deep laugh rumbled in his chest.

    “It’s okay,” he said soothingly, “it’s just the smoke alarm.”

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    Not all of your life is safe at home. You have to stash it somewhere.

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    Carlos and Steve get drunk and make out.

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    A mirror version of Night Vale is created and subsequently destroyed...or is it?

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    Carlos has started a new scientist study into the dangers of wheat and wheat by products. This is just a short, fluffy Carlos/Cecil fic set just after 40 The Deft Bowman.

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    With help from a colleague, Carlos makes a favorite dish from Cecil's childhood.

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    It ought to be a proverb — surviving the first five months in Night Vale doesn't guarantee that you're going to survive the next five months. Or the next five minutes.

    Not if your name's Carlos, your precognitive dreams have started repeating themselves, you've somehow sent a secret message to yourself, and you're pretty sure someone is actively using your new home for a very bloody experiment in how to cause mass panic... and especially not if the only way to stop it is to agree to work secretly with the altogether-too-distracting Cecil Palmer.

    Temporary. It's only going to be temporary.

    Just keep telling yourself that.

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    Five times Dynamite Bakery lent itself to ridiculous shenanigans, crossovers, and cupcake-related puns.

    [The canon in question is here and well worth checking out.]

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    "*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains,and using pens" - Tumblr User cultofthepigeon

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    “Well…” Carlos said, turning a small can in his hand and frowning at the label. They both had to raise their voices to be heard over the constant squealing that filled the store. “They didn’t have hearts of palm, but I found livers of palm. Is that the same thing?”

    Cecil shrugged. “It’s a bit saltier, but it’ll do in a pinch. What else is on the list for that dip of yours?”

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    Carlos and Cecil take a trip to the Ralph's to go grocery shopping, but in Night Vale even that can be complicated.

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    In other news, a strange man has come into town today. He says his name is Phil. There’s something oddly familiar about him, and he appears to know his way around town with unnatural accuracy, but such things aren’t really worth noting seeing as they are perfectly normal. At least 1 in every 10 strange visitors are afflicted with a foreboding, powerful sense of belonging. In fact, this knowledge is so common and well-known I don’t see why I’m bothering to mention it. So, more on this story as it continues.

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