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    After the disaster of Geralt's djinn wishes, you'd think he'd learn not think of any wishes anywhere near someone who could grant them. Unfortunately, Geralt has many wishes in the wake of the dragon hunt, and he runs into a witch who seems to know a way to grant them all at once.

    The world in which Geralt wakes after that encounter is very, very wrong.

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    The skies are enraged.

     

    Geralt, Yennefer and Jaskier are trapped inside a inn. They are going to die, they know it, because outside there is hell on Earth, and death, and no place safe.
    And one of them could be the culprit.

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    soft h/c: a magical creature grants Jaskier one wish, and Jaskier decides to ask for Geralt to be happy. The creature fulfils Jaskier’s wish, by making the bard immortal.

    Jaskier startles something fierce at the... horse (?) before him, standing tall on 4 legs, as a horse should, but truly that is where the comparison to a horse ends. Jaskier nearly takes faint at the many arms, and the multitude of eyes make him dizzy, and the top hat... well, it stops his crying at the very least.

    The horse cocks its... head at Jaskier, and intones in a voice that doesn't come from any discernable point on its face "I will give you one wish."

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    In consideration of the disaster that was his last adventure with the witcher, Jaskier changed one small thing in the official sheet music for Her Sweet Kiss before submitting it. Then he decided it was time to get his own life.

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    transmothman's summary:

    Dear Witcher,
    I am thankful for my life, but in order to remain thankful for it I must push myself to discover everything it can bring me. How can I live if I simply invent tales of what others may do? Is the way to live not to experience those things for myself before sharing them with others such that they may be inspired to live too?

    jaskier has a correspondence bird, and writes letters to geralt while they’re apart. geralt responds, sometimes unwillingly.

    [Podfic length: 33:11 minutes]

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    After the disastrous dragon hunt, Jaskier tries to make his way down the mountain, but ends up falling through a portal to the future. It's incredibly hard to navigate this strange new world, until a familiar, golden-eyed face shows up.

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    He follows rumors of a sea monster to the cave.

    Of course, he doesn’t actually expect to find anything; at least, he doesn’t expect to find a monster. Really, he figures he’ll find a very large fish, maybe a vagrant or two.

    He definitely doesn’t expect to find Jaskier.

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    After the mountain, Geralt barely makes it to the winter. He’s about felled on three contracts that normally would have been barely something to sneeze at, but he just…can’t think. He can’t focus on what he’s doing, now that this is all he’s good for again. Just someone to slay monsters for people who don’t appreciate it, with no one to even limp back to at the end of the day.

    Geralt combs a hand through Roach’s mane, determined not to bring her down with his melancholy mood. Besides, he’ll be at Kaer Morhen in a few days, and he’s sure everything will look brighter around his family and with his belly full. There’s something about a pitiful looking witcher that doesn’t inspire very much generosity by those setting the contracts, and Geralt can’t muster the will to argue with them about it.

     

    He takes what he’s given. It’s when he got greedy and wanted too much that things started to fall apart, after all.

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    Jaskier leaves Geralt high on top of the mountain, but realizes that their story cannot end like this. When Jaskier does decide to find Geralt, he discovers that Geralt is a wanted man, and might be in mortal danger. Will they ever make it down the mountain, with adversaries looking for revenge?

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    “Jaskier,” Geralt finally says, hardly louder than a whisper, and the sound of his voice burns its way deep into Jaskier’s chest.

    He wants this to feel like victory, but it just hurts. He bites his tongue to hold back the relief and turns it into spite; he can’t be heartbroken if he’s angry.

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    Geralt comes to apologize, and as much as Jaskier wants to hate him for what he's done, he can't.

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    Every year before they separate for Winter the Witcher and his bard spent a week together at a small town at the foot of the Mountains that are home to Kaer Morhen. This year Jaskier was not coming.

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    Las palabras del brujo lo lastimaron a un punto que no puede soportar, así que Jaskier buscará un Djinn para eliminar su dolor. Pero esas criaturas son engañosas, y terminará quitándole algo más que eso.
    Geralt lo ha buscado sin descanso desde que se separaron ese día y, cuando lo encuentra, no tarda en notar que Jaskier no es el mismo de antes.

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    “So do it!”

    Jaskier hopped down from his rock and strode right up to Geralt’s back. He could hear the bard’s heart thumping, could smell his simmering rage.

    “Destiny doesn’t exist, remember? Life can’t give you any blessings,” Jaskier continued, voice far deeper and rougher than usual. “You want to remove me from your life? Do it yourself!” He poked Geralt in the back in time with the last three words for emphasis.

    Geralt snarled and spun, slapping Jaskier’s still raised hand out of his personal space the way he’d deflect an arrow with his sword.

    Instead of the verbal response Geralt expected—honestly, instead of the yelp of pain he was expecting, Jaskier—in an admirable blur of motion—had both hands up, palms out, and was now shoving him.

    “Do it, Witcher!” The bard’s blue eyes blazed. “You chose Law of Surprise. That was your choice. Nothing to do with me. But go ahead.” He shoved again. “Take me off your hands. Go on. Do it, you coward.”

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    Title from a song lyric by The Amazing Devil (Joey Batey's band).

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    Jaskier matured after the disastrous dragonhunt on top of that dreaded mountain. Literally. His 200th birthday came and went so now he's finally considered an adult-fae... with soulmarks...

    Chaos ensues.

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    It's because he needs help with Ciri's training, that he goes to search for Jaskier.

    That's what Geralt tells himself.

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    “You’re right,” he says heavily. “That’s what it comes down to. You deserve better. You always have.”

    “You don’t get to decide that for me!” Jaskier says, color rising in his cheeks.

    “I know,” Geralt says. He sighs. “You’re right. You’re right. And now I’m asking you to come away with me, but not to the coast. To do the exact opposite of getting away together. To come put yourself in danger to help raise a child who might be the savior of all of this, and not only because I need you, because I do, but because…”

    “What?” Jaskier’s heart is pounding so hard Geralt would be able to hear it without his witcher senses. “Why, Geralt?”

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    Jaskier loses his memories of what happened on the mountain. Geralt isn't so lucky.

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    Jaskier had fallen for Geralt the moment he'd spotted him in that tavern, grumpily nursing his tankard of ale. He'd been absolutely smitten as soon as they walked free from Filavandrel and Geralt smiled at his "Respect doesn't make history" nonsense, thinking he wouldn't see. They had travelled together for the better part of a month, before destiny had parted them again. At an inn at the crossroads Jaskier had stolen a pretty lad's virginity and Geralt had ridden off into the sunset, not knowing he had stolen Jaskier's heart in turn. 'Good old days.'

    Only that they weren't good anymore. Jaskier heaved a sigh that sounded more like a sob than anything else. What had previously been a rose-and-gold-coloured fantasy of a memory, seemed now rather dull, truth be told.

     

    Jaskier is devastated after the mountain. Geralt apologises. You know the drill.

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    "Where are we? I'm not sure I visited this country before."
    Geralt's eyes drift to the castle not very far from the forest they were hiding for a few hours. He feels his breath accelerate but he doesn't have another option: they have to hide there.
    Cirilla needs to rest and it's not safe to travel further if they will not rest enough.
    "This is Letthenove. I have a friend there, he will help us."
    If Jaskier is there and he's lucky enough to not be thrown out after what he did.


     
    Geralt is traveling with Cirilla, trying to not be captured by the Nilfgaardian soldiers. He can't stop, he can't take a break and he can't think of anything else but take Cirilla to Kaer Morhen and let her be safe... until they find themselves on Letthenove.
    Geralt knows Cirilla needs to take a break and rest so he goes even if he's not sure if Jaskier wants to meet him after what he did.
    But what he finds when he knocks on the door is not Jaskier: is Julian Alfred Pankratz, Lord and Viscont of Letthenove.
    His bard is not the same anymore.

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    This is my love letter to Geralt and Jaskier. It was inspired by The Rockrose and the Thistle, by The Amazing Devil.

    It begins after that day on the mountain. After about a month of abject misery, Geralt and Jaskier are reunited by the fates in Dol Blathanna. Geralt has been hired by the king to kill a bruxa. Jaskier (in the same city for a music festival) learns that the hunt is a ruse and Geralt is stumbling into an ambush. But given that Jaskier is only one bard against an entire retinue of royal guards, he must go to extremes to save the man he loves. And after learning why the king wants Geralt dead, Geralt’s traumatic past comes back to haunt him. Saving Geralt’s life might be the easy part.

    Earns its explicit rating in the final chapter.

    There are OC’s but none are self inserts. Seriously none of them are me or like me. Lol.

    One is a teenaged princess who is Jaskier’s biggest fan. Jaskier uses a sword. There are so many lesbians. It also accidently ended up something of a feminist manitfesto, so soz. Also there are so many The Amazing Devil lyrics I've snuck in. Gotta catch em all.

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    Imagine the scene on the mountain with Jaskier punching Geralt instead of walking away.

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