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    Fringilla decides the best way to make a tortured Bard spill where Geralt of Rivia would take his Child of Surprise is to dive into his head and create illusions. When two bastards stumble into his cell and break him out he understandably believes that they are a figment of his imagination. He keeps his cards as close to his chest as a talkative Bard possibly could as they drag him to what they assure him is a safe place. After all, why would Julian know all that Jaskier does about Kaer Morhan?

    Meeting Lambert at Rosie's Tavern at the base of the Blue Mountains he lets half of the cards tumble in the presence of the Wolf Witcher. They grow closer as the four of them trudge up the mountain and meet with the other Wolves in the keep, where he is a trusted member until three weary travelers arrive one morning and cause his cards to go flying.

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    68,480
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    1
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    94
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    661
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    151
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    "War is a good time to forge friendships, alliances."

    Or: two of the most emotionally constipated characters must learn to tolerate each other long enough to track down the Kingslayer.

    Language:
    English
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    1,207
    Chapters:
    1/7
    Comments:
    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    47
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    Jaskier, Bard of the Continent, found himself somewhere he wasn't really wanted. Day in and day out he tries to make himself useful but is turned away or ignored. Most times he feels hardly tolerated. But he stays because...where else would he go? Who else would want him? So he stays, explores, and finds...

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    Jaskier, Bard and Consort to the Warlord of the North, is wonderfully happy. He lives in a place where he is loved and valued just for being himself. There are days when he is overwhelmed by pure joy at the Life he's somehow managed to create with those he loves. And he wouldn't hesitate to fight to the death in order to protect it. That night he closes his eyes with love in his heart. When he opens them again...

    Language:
    English
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    21,898
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Comments:
    104
    Kudos:
    228
    Bookmarks:
    47
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    2778
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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,636
    Chapters:
    15/16
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    142
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    361
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    8311
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    Lambert truly wasn't sure how he wound up saving, paralyzed, saved, and chasing all due to one person, and a Witcher at that. One whose kind was supposed to be long dead.

    Language:
    English
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    20,699
    Chapters:
    18/?
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    1
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    50
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    2
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    567
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    When a failed hunt leaves him on the mercy of two women, of which one has a sense of duty and the other one has a secret, Eskel wants to leave as soon as he can. After all, misfortune follows the path of every witcher and the fate can be tempted far too easily.

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    English
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    24,292
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    1
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    153
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    Lambert spends every other winter with Aiden at the Dyn Marv caravan. In between they winter at Kaer Morhen.

    Alpha/beta/omega dynamics.

    Omega lambert. Alpha Aiden.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    431
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    Prince Adrien has not been the same since the Cat witcher Kiyan left weeks ago. The servants are worried. A curse is cast. There is only one man who can save him.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    61
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    Eskel meets a blind cat Witcher somewhere in the Skellige isles

    Eskel x original character

    Language:
    English
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    1,710
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    65
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    Kiedy nieudane polowanie zostawia go na łasce dwóch obcych kobiet, z których jedna ma poczucie obowiązku, a druga skrywany sekret, Eskel chce odejść jak najszybciej. Za wiedźminami przecież złe idzie, a los zbyt łatwo daje się kusić.

    Language:
    Polski
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    29,672
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    67
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    104
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    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    111,626
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    463
    Kudos:
    949
    Bookmarks:
    214
    Hits:
    18973
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    Eskel's newest contract starts normally, but the Witcher soon finds himself sucked into a world of monstrosities unlike any he's faced before. For a Wolf that likes the simpler Path, he's got his work cut out.

    A dual POV that switches as I see fit.

    Language:
    English
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    14,764
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    187
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    Jaskier is a queer alpha, considered an abomination by human society because he lacks the aggressiveness of a traditional alpha and began his life as a traveling bard to hide from his abusive alpha father. He stumbles upon Geralt and the Witcher's presence gives him peace for the first time in his life. When he finds out Geralt is an omega, their relationship does not change, and over the next ten years, Jaskier meets and takes care of Eskel and Lambert. This year though, Jaskier and his... the Witchers get into a disagreement and leave Jaskier (at his request) to make his way to the next village without him. Agents working for Jaskier's father, kidnap him before he can return to the safety of his Witchers to see if they can 'cure' him and make him into a 'real' alpha. (More Tags will be added as necessary because I have zero ideas where this story is going, except to Witchers taking an emotional laxative, warm and fuzzy feels, and porn eventually).

    Language:
    English
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    102,832
    Chapters:
    24/27
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    470
    Kudos:
    902
    Bookmarks:
    177
    Hits:
    33562
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    Aiden comes back from a contract to find Lambert getting hit on in the tavern. They have sex in the alleyway. Lambert cries because he's in love. That's it, that's the fic.

    Language:
    English
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    9,570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    67
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    663
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    Ведьмак Лань Ванцзи и чародей Вэй Усянь берутся за один любопытный заказ на нечисть... вернее, целое нашествие нечисти.

    Language:
    Русский
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    27,837
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    558
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    Geralt gets his blessing from the Djinn. He thought he had 3 wishes. Turns out he had 4.

    Jaskier vanishes on the mountain. With Cintra close to becoming a war zone, he doesn't have time to right his wrong. Geralt will break the wishes from the Djinn but he needs to find his child surprise first.

    Julian was attending his cousins name-day celebration. It was boring, the bard was dreadful and the entertainment was dull. When he'd wished for a little more excitement he hadn't wanted Nilfgaard to attack! Now he's on the run with his cousin. he has to protect Ciri at all cost.

    TLDR: If Geralt had never met Jaskier.

    Language:
    English
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    7,149
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    430
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    4362
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    "Four knocks, three flowers. Two shall wilt, one shall bloom."

    For a century, Esmeralda Device's family has been charged with the duty of protecting and deciphering the prophecies of their ancestor, Agnes Nutter. As Esmeralda continues the work of her mother, she finds herself to be the topic of copious predictions and more often than not, in connection to a Geralt of Rivia.

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    English
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    7,013
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    162
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    Lambert is being a shit: more cruel than usual. Something is bothering him.

    Geralt and Eskel know what he needs to get the poison out.


    Basically, a hard kink session under the use of sensitivity potions and lots of feelings during aftercare. Wolf pile on Lambert. Kinky PWP but with pack bonding and crying. Mind the tags.

    Language:
    English
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    9,835
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    149
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1603
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    This is a collection of asks and requests for Eskel I have done from Tumblr. Enjoy :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,592
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1827
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    Jaskier was the second most popular whore in all of Oxenfurt because his attention wasn’t an act; Jaskier fell in love easily and with almost everyone around him. He fell out of love just as quickly, which was a blessing because even a bard can only take so much heartbreak, but just a smile, a word, a glance or even a gesture and he was hopelessly in love. He loved almost all his customers earnestly and they always left with a spring in their step, a pleased blush on their cheeks or a small, secretive smile on kiss swollen lips.

    He was authentic. Who knew that it would be his personality and not his species that would draw Witchers to him like moths to a flame?

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    How Jaskier found out that he's catnip for witchers and permanently lost his heart to one (?) of them.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    66,063
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    404
    Kudos:
    2161
    Bookmarks:
    512
    Hits:
    30510

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