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    Bilbo Baggins, a forty year old hacker-slash-bookshop proprietor, found some measure of relief when he found his way back to his parents' estate in the countryside in the wake of a sudden sweeping viral apocalypse. However, in Bag End he finds only ghosts, and he soon realizes that relief is a far cry from fulfillment or closure. Enter a surprise visit from his mother's attorney and his ragtag group of foreigners led by an honest-to-God king (who may or may not be exactly Bilbo's type). According to Gandalf, they may somehow have the solution to Europe's current pesky zombie problem. For his and the world's sake, Bilbo can only hope.

    [A fairly epic length modern AU retelling of the Hobbit as the worst road trip in history, featuring motorcycles, slow-burn romance, and zombies. Yeah, I know.]

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    Finding an unconscious Bilbo in the thick of battle, Legolas takes him to the elf encampment to have the hobbit healed. Through that gesture began a series of events that leads to the revelation of Bilbo's pregnancy and an advise that urges Thranduil to keep Bilbo's survival a secret until the hobbit says he is ready. Of course, his best course of action for that was not to name Bilbo as Elf-Friend but Elf-Kin.

    Unfortunately, he did not take determined Dwarven Kings, Princes and the like into account.

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    Guilty of the way he had treated his One, Thorin casts his pride aside to ask for the Woodland Realm's help in finding the Company's burglar in order to make amends at the very least. Not believing Bilbo could forgive him, Thorin wishes to earn the hobbit's trust and love once more even if it means casting tradition aside and courting his One in the ways of the hobbits

    Unfortunately, Bilbo may be willing to forgive the Company and Thorin in words, his mind and heart is not yet ready to let go of the trauma and harm inflicted upon him.

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    Inspired by Of Dwobbits and Elves by NerdKenz2001

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    Amidst the chaos of the Battle of the Five Armies, things take a different turn. Thranduil saves Thorin's life but at terrible cost. Dáin discovers something on the battlefield that changes everything--and not for the better--and Bilbo feels responsible for all of it.

    Everything is the same pre-BotFA but then veers off.

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    Heavy AU. I've done some unforgivable tinkering.

    Thorin is a slave, in a world where any species that isn't human is enslaved or killed. Every day is hell, and isn't it just his luck that some crazy bitch decided to buy him?

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    Po sérii dramatických bojů a úniků může Thorinova družina spočinout u Beorna doma. Bella se rozhodla strávit volnou chvíli praním a zašíváním. To by mohl být klidný a ničím zvláštní den, že?

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    Thorin was notorious for being overprotective of his favourite fur coat, and no one had ever been allowed to even touch it, as far as the dwarves of Erebor were aware.

    Which was why they were quite shocked when they saw Bilbo Baggins, at their reunion in the Shire, wearing nothing but the aforementioned fur.

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    Story request by Maya_Iyoku

     

    Bilbo always knew he was different, but now perhaps, he could use that to save not only himself but others as well...

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    Alex is on her way to a pirate festival when her car goes off the side of a cliff. She is found by two dwarf princes. After convincing Thorin to let her tag along, she does what she does best. Roll with it.

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    Bilbo, Thorin, and their sons were stargazing together.

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    Bilbo felt a pain inside his heart and Thorin comforted him.

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    Thorin has successfully claimed The Lonely Mountain. With it come new responsibilities that a King is bound to ensure their people may thrive within Erebor. Yet as a crown bears heavy upon the brow, Thorin struggles to comprehend his own emotions as past actions rise from the grave to haunt him. Now, he must endure the presence of those he's wronged and seek their forgiveness.

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    She didn't want to die. She didn't want to then wake up in the Shire. She didn't want to meet thirteen dwarves and go on a stupid suicidal quest (which is ridiculous considering she's already dead). She didn't want to make so many friends with people WHO WEREN'T REAL.

    But she's here, and obviously the universe doesn't care what she wants. Since she's stuck here, she might as well stop the damn Durins from getting themselves killed.

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    All Bilbo wanted was for someone to explain why Thorin kept giving him beads. Not that he minded, it would just be nice to know. But Kíli and Dwalin aren't being remotely helpful, and why did they follow him all the way back to the Shire anyway?

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    Smaug is let loose on the residents of Laketown. Orcs and Elves are tracking down the Company. Thorin is falling more and more under the sway of the gold sickness. Will the quest to reclaim Erebor destroy all that is held dear to Bramble and the Company? Modern Hobbit AU, Fem!Bilbo, and Bagginshield.

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    Eragon and Saphira end up in Middle Earth. That's it. that's the story.

    Forty years after the fall of Galbatorix, Eragon and Saphira have arrived in Arda, bearing witness to the desolation that Smaug created. Eragon, drawn by a mysterious force, becomes a member of Thorin Oakenshield’s company, leading to discoveries that will change all that he thought Middle Earth to be. Saphira, meanwhile, encounters the wild dragon Smaug and begins to move on from her lost mate Fírnen... Adventure, romance and danger await them, with Eragon’s magical abilities being perhaps more powerful than any could imagine

    " " = normal speech
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    -memory- = memory

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    Another rough animation, only this time it's Fari from "All Hope Lost" by the wonderful MordorisCalling!

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    "Bless this broken road, that led me straight to you."

     

    Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman is thrust into a war and the destruction of her home that leads her into Prince Fili's arms and eventually his heart.

    Fili is on a mission to win back Erebor and take his rightful place beside his Uncle Thorin as heir to the throne. When the quest goes south when the Dragon is woke and the destruction that ensues, one thing he doesn't plan on is rescuing a blonde haired girl from an orc attack and bringing her to Erebor for protection.

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    Bilbo returns to the Shire following the Battle of the Five Armies and has to learn how to go on with his life knowing that the one he loved is dead. However, it seems that Bilbo did not return to Bag End alone. Meanwhile, though he is dead and has passed on to Mahal's halls, Thorin remains and lingers as a ghost and watches over Bilbo as he grows old. The catch? Bilbo cannot perceive him. There is one, however, who can.

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    This is a mostly canon compliant retelling of the films but with a few major and minor changes.
    1) Thorin and Bilbo are gay for eachother but they dont know it.
    2) Fíli and Kíli are female dwarves (they still have beards though) and twins (Kíli is older so the first in line to the throne)
    3) Kíli is a lesbian with ADHD and not suited for the throne but wants to make her uncle proud (this causes conflict between them that DOES get resolved at the end)
    4) Fíli is in love with a (male) dwarf i created for the story whose uncle was once Thorin's lover

    5) Most importanlty: Everybody lives!!!

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    "Fili! Look!" he exclaims with a smile. "It's a cat!"

     

    Bilbo nearly faints at the comparison, truly horrified. And deeply offended on the behalf of all felines. The nerve!

     

    But neither Fili nor Kili notice his displeasure. In fact, the both of them look very pleased with the slight of Gollum - far too pleased to be normal. They turn to each other once more and speak in low tones before turning to their uncle.

     

    "Uncle Thorin," Fili begins very seriously and Bilbo braces himself for more absurdity, "can we keep him?"

     

    This time Bilbo does faint.

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