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    After they are driven out of their home, Fíli, his brother, and their uncle find refuge in the unlikely home of two hobbits. Gandalf said they’d be safe there, but only Thorin can keep them safe.

    Thorin has already lost everything. All he has left are his nephews and even now he worries that they will be lost to him as well. He doesn’t trust the hobbits, especially the female one. She seems far too interested in his nephews for his liking.

    Kíli misses his mom. He knows he should be more cautious, but he likes the hobbits. He especially likes the lady one. She reminds him of his mom.

    Briar never fit in the Shire. She was always too different. But maybe, her place was always meant to be in the mountains instead of hills.

    Bilbo always knew his job was to protect his little sister. She was the only family he had left, after all. But family isn’t always defined by blood. Sometimes family is by choice.

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    Bilbo Baggins came home one sunny spring day exhausted, half starved and pregnant. His heart was broken, his name cursed by the dwarves he had saved and his house was on auction by the worst relative you could imagine. It was, understandably, a terrible day.
    Once it comes out that Bilbo is *expecting,* however, even the most prim and proper hobbits are scandalised at the poor treatment he received by the conspicuously absent father (and, by extension, all his kind). The Shire rallies around their poor, ill-treated and half-starved kinsman, and the climate of dwarvish relations takes a decidedly chilly turn.

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    A sequel to Death is Only the Beginning, Thorin chooses to abdicate to Fili and exile himself.

    Much to everyone's surprise, he finds refuge within the Shire.

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    Bellflower Baggins is obliged to pose as her older and more adventurous sister, Clarabelle, when Gandalf brings thirteen dwarves to her doorstep on a mission that may just determine the fate of the world.

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    During the battle of the five armies, a secret Tauriel had intended to keep hidden is out in the open and it changes the entire course of the quest to reclaim Erebor.

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    I'm finally gonna start posting my horde of bunnies on AO3. It's gonna be messy. These bunnies are free to anybody who wants to be savaged by them. Some will be expanded and fleshed out from the original FB post, some might be new, some are just hideous mutants that should not see the light of day.

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    As Ro and Fíli and Kíli grow up in the mountains of Ered Luin, their dynamics shift and change.
    Sometimes it would be nice if things could just stay the same.

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    ❄ What if the time was different. What if Smaug never came and the Avari never disappeared south. 6 Clans that settled in a cold and barren north filled with Houses of Wolves, Snakes, Dragons, Boars, Raven and Goats. ❄ A land where a widowed woman can start a new life and where the lonely mountain is home to more than just Dwarves. ❄

     

    This was whole-heartedly inspired by our real proud dragon mom Daenerys, ISeeFires ‘Of Dwobbits, Dragons and Dwarves' as well as one of Nikita Gills posts on Twitter.

    PLEASE LOVE ME AND OR THIS AU PLEASE. THANK YOU

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    “For things are made to endure in the Shire, passing from one generation to the next.” – Fellowship of the Ring
    Hobbits are not what the others races believe. Crafted by the Valar and blessed with inherited magics called knacks, Hobbits have been ensuring the peace between the Free Peoples for a long time. No one else knows and Hobbits are content to keep it that way. However, years ago Shire life was disrupted by the marriage of Gerontius Took to Adamanta Chubb, originally known as the dragon Arradeth. Years later Bilbo Baggins is paying the price of being an odd hobbit, having inherited both Took and Baggins knacks along with his grandmother’s blood, and is the only one of her line to also have a dragon form. Now Gandalf the Grey is once again in need of a hobbit for an adventure and Bilbo must decide. Should he accompany the wizard and his group, face a dragon, and risk revealing Shire and family secrets? Or does he abandon his people’s sacred purpose and allow a stubborn king to send part of Middle Earth into war? Not to mention that if Bilbo does go he risks not only his life, but losing his dragon Heart to a band of suicidal dwarves. Either way, the choice of Bilbo Baggins may rule the fate of all Middle Earth.

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    Bilbo decides to join the Dwarves on their quest to regain Erebor after Gandalf's young apprentice makes a strong first impression. Life on the road is difficult but the friendship slowly grows into something more.

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    Bilbo goes on the journey across Middle Earth with the Company, as normal. Expect, he has a secret. One that he does not want to accept, but may be forced to over the course of his adventure. Bilbo has always felt uncomfortable with his ability, but just maybe, he can use it for good. At the same time, this little secret may bring Bilbo and Thorin closer, or tear them apart.

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    "Bless this broken road, that led me straight to you."

     

    Sigrid, daughter of Bard the Bowman is thrust into a war and the destruction of her home that leads her into Prince Fili's arms and eventually his heart.

    Fili is on a mission to win back Erebor and take his rightful place beside his Uncle Thorin as heir to the throne. When the quest goes south when the Dragon is woke and the destruction that ensues, one thing he doesn't plan on is rescuing a blonde haired girl from an orc attack and bringing her to Erebor for protection.

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    There was another to add to the company that night in the Shire, one no one expected. Isabella daughter of Elrohir Son of Elrond and Belvola Swanstrike. Will they accept Bella or will she hide the fact that she is both Elf and Dwarf?

    (Not a sequel to The Unexpected or related)

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    When the dragon fell from the sky, destroying Bilbo's crops, he didn't get angry. He carefully maneuvered its talons before taking care of its wounds and wings. From the soft scales and bright blue eyes, it was young, not even able to breathe magic. So Bilbo led it to his barn where it could heal before it left. Too bad its father decided to show up.

    (( Updates Mondays and Thursdays, if the week permits it ))

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    There once slept a hobbit, in a hole in the ground, who was meant for so much more. Now, with the deep voice of an exiled-king whispering in his ear, he wakes to a world that needs him... though he can't remember why.

     

    This is a Crossover between Zelda BOTW and The Hobbit, in which Bilbo = Link, Thorin = Zelda, and Smaug = Calamity Ganon... and an adventure begins!

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    In time of great change a Prophet is born, selected by one of the Valar. When Bilbo is born, he had the markings of the Prophet but it was not One of the Valar that had chosen him, it was all.

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    “Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up.”
    ― Neil Gaiman, The Kindly Ones

    Thorin has a love for all within his Company even when he did little to express it. Yet with peace finally laid upon the lands and Erebor rightfully reclaimed, he now finds a new challenge upon him to reclaim a love that he fears that he may lose if he is not careful.

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    Bilbo Baggins of Dale, formerly of The Shire, has found a modicum of success as a singer and gardener. He's made a good, humble life for himself working where and when he can, either by song or by soil. But never had he dared to dream of singing in the palace of Erabor.
    That was, until Smaug.
    And though it was slain by the Prince Under the Mountain, Thorin son of Thrain, many souls were lost, including a number of palace staff.
    Now, on the behest of an old friend who just happened to be a wizard, Bilbo sets off on an adventure - one of a musical sort, and begins to flirt with said Prince through song. In other words, engaging in activities most unbecoming of respectable hobbits.

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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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