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    A setup for the press results in a nasty fight between Thorin and Bilbo.

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    I suck at descriptions, but it came to mind and no one else (that I saw) was doing it so I Thanosed it. You know, the whole, "Fine, I'll do it myself." Yeah, you get it. Anyways...

    Daenerys wakes up in a strange world with only Drogon by her side. Except now she thinks she can hear him in her head and there's a very large man who can turn into a massive bear telling her there's such things as elves and purely evil dragons. She doesn't entirely believe it's real but she's going along with anyway because she's tired of...well everything.

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    A Queen without a crown and a King without a kingdom. One is to reclaim a kingdom and his crown, the other? The other keeps running into a King who doesn't know his own feelings, broods and is a dwarf. What could go wrong?

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    Bluebell Baggins hadn't been expecting visitors so late at night.

    Much less Lady Dís. It had been years since the Battle of the Five Armies.

    But Bluebell is happy to see her, even if she can’t help but remember about her past.

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    Bluebell Baggins grew up hearing love stories about soulmates and finding the missing piece of your soul, but she never found hers.
    Eventually, she’d stopped waiting.
    Then Gandalf crashed into her house, followed by dwarves and everything she thought she knew came crashing down.
    Thorin Oakenshield is her soulmate, but she doesn’t think he knows. Maybe dwarves don’t have them.
    She won’t tell him. It’ll be better this way.
    But then… His voice just won’t stop causing havoc within her.
    Oh no.

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    You sacrificed yourself in order to save Thorin’s Company, in particular Thorin himself, from certain doom at the hands of Azog. They never came back for you and Azog spared you in favour of using you.

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    Frerin arrives at the Mountain and decides to give his brother a little push to realize his feelings towards his precious Hobbit.

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    Speech therapist Josephine Asharm has been brought into Erebor to work with Bifur, but trying to find her place among people who eye her suspiciously would be difficult enough under normal circumstances, but when Sophie finds herself caught between the king, his most trusted lieutenant, and the dwarf she’s there to help? She’s certain no good can come of it.

    Thorin only agreed to allow Sophie to live amongst them out of a sense of duty to Bifur, who is recovering from an odd head injury (is there any other way to describe having an axe blade lodged in one’s head, only to have it later dislodged during the Battle of the Five Armies?) Before the battle, he spoke only khuzdul. But since it? He’s regained the ability to speak Westron—if only he could but remember any of it. As for Thorin? He’s trying his damndest to ignore his own growing feelings for her, even as he is also recovering from his near fatal wounding in the same battle.

    Both Sophie and Thorin are haunted by their pasts and are uncertain of their futures, but sometimes, chances must be taken…

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    The Shire has always been a place of peace and ease. The gentle, rolling hills were abundant with life and foliage. For generations, hobbits have enjoyed a quiet, prosperous life within its pastures. They were quite content with their lot, glad to spend their days farming, tending animals, and eating the hours away. Nothing made a hobbit happier than an uneventful life. Well most hobbits, anyway. Some, though rare and strange indeed, crave a life of meaning. Some dream of adventure and excitement. Some, though even rarer still, decide to act upon those desires. This is the tale of one such hobbit.

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    Bilbo Baggins lives in the boarding house he owns with his closest friends. Their lives are disturbed in all sorts of way by the arrival of the Lords of Erebor, two brothers, and their entourage. Bilbo cannot stand the oldest brother, Thorin, who is proud and makes no effort to hide it. He would glad write the dwarf off entirely, except the younger brother is quickly falling for Bilbo's closest friend, Ori, and he can't do anything to jeopardize it.

    A Pride and Prejudice AU

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    During a short respite in Esgaroth, Thorin's Company celebrates the approaching end of their quest, but Bilbo isn't quite in the spirit of things. What he doesn't realise is that he isn't the only one with a weight on his mind. When romance blooms at such a critical point, and when personal truths must be confronted, how will it impact the crucial choices and challenges ahead of them?

    (Title changed as it won't apply well to further chapters - previously 'A Much-Needed Party')

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    “I am not half of anything, dwarf.” Bilbo snaps, glare jerking to Fíli’s face. “That name is one giving to us by men, who think we are half of what they are. They spit that at us before we wandered and found home in the Shire. You of all races must know the hardships of being scorned because of your size by Bigfolk. Be careful not to do the same to me, Master Dwarf.” Bilbo warns, tone bordering on a knifes edge, one dip away from falling into abandon completely. Fíli’s eyes go comically wide. Thorin tenses as Kíli looks between them all, lips going thin.

    Bilbo grabs the last of the weapons, scoffing a little. “Good day, Master Dwarves.” Bilbo spins and marches off, anger burning in his chest like fire in a dragons, building and building until it seemed to steam from his ears and nose. He marches off and sets off towards Rivendell, cursing dwarfs and everything they stood for, for that silly scornful name they call him.

    He’ll show them halfling. Just wait until they come to him begging for a burglar to reclaim a lost kingdom and steal a fucking stone from beneath a fire breathing dragon.

    Bilbo scoffs again.

    Dwarves.

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    Bilbo Baggins is a gentle hobbit of good reputation. He is the proprietor of his family estate and has a comfortable fortune. He is also unmarried, at the age of 43, and the whole of the Shire is speculating that the vein of wildness that plagues his family line is hindering his chances. In fact, no one in the Shire can understand Bilbo’s refusal of so many proposals from very auspicious matches. But, when a mansion built on the far west side of the Shire is occupied for the summer by visiting royals, the Master of Bag-End might just find his perfect match. That is, if prides and prejudices can be put aside.

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    Adventuring was not a word commonly used in a Hobbit’s vocabulary. If it was used at all, it was considered generally disparaging and insultish, because Hobbits were quiet creatures who by and large preferred to be left alone to their comforts.

    Bilbo Baggins followed this vein of thought, all in all. He was not a Hobbit to change his ways, after all, and he had long ago settled into his regent-Masterhood of Bag-End and all that came with it. But when the notorious Peace-Disturber comes knocking at his door…

    Well. Adventuring had been rather fun as a fauntling, before he’d matured. Perhaps he could invest in just one more?
    He had only one condition.

    If he was to go on this Adventure of Dragons and Dwarves and danger—and quite-possible death—then his sister was to come with him.

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    Apparently, as well as bestowing him with the ability to bear children, the Took line also cursed him with a ferocious temper. Needless to say, many of the younger elves left him in peace and quiet.

     

    In fact, most of the older ones left him alone as well.

     

    Alone… and needing to use the chamber pot again.

     

    Groaning in pain as he leaned over the side of the bed, reaching out for the pot, Bilbo was starting to regret his stubborn nature.

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    In which Bilbo Baggins embarks on a very unexpected journey. To another universe.

    Filled with the characters from his favourite book…

    *THIS STORY HEAVILY FOLLOWS THE PLOT OF THE HOBBIT FILMS AND WILL FEATURE LOTS OF DIALOGUE FROM THEM!!

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    Following the Battle of the Five Armies, a grievously wounded Thorin is brought back to the kingdom of Erebor, which is still mostly in ruins. Although he’s survived the wounds he received at the end of Azog’s blade, his recovery is far from complete.

    When she's asked to help the dwarves tend to their wounded, medical student Jasna Stoneham reluctantly agrees. Not only is she only just barely a qualified to even set foot in the infirmary, but she stutters when she gets nervous and nervous does not even begin to describe how she's feeling. To make matters worse, no one thought to warn her that she would be caring for the king himself, Thorin Oakenshield.

    Unfortunately, the road to recovery isn’t necessarily a smooth one, but if there’s one thing Thorin will learn, it’s that what Jasna lacks in experience and training, she makes up for in stubbornness, giving him a run for his money. And for every backwards step he takes, she is there to push him three steps forward. And Jasna will soon find out that there is a gentle, softer side to the dwarf king, one that very few people have ever seen and one he fights to keep hidden from her as well. But like his recovery, that is also easier said than done.

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    Thorin is perfectly content to live out his quiet life with his family in Ered Luin. But someone new moving into the sleepy town sets in motion a series of events beyond Thorin’s wildest dreams and Thorin unwittingly uncovers secrets about his family that weren’t meant to stay secret forever.

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    Thorin and Bilbo plan their annual trip out to visit his family, only there is a slight disagreement on how to get there.

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    Что бы изменил Бильбо Бэггинс, если бы ему дали шанс вновь пережить путешествие к Эребору? Это результаты его решений, и ряда изменений, которые он вызывает в Средиземье.

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