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    In which Jaskier is rightfully paranoid that someone is following them, until it’s far too late, and Geralt deals with the consequences while also grappling with emotions and an injured bard. In addition, Geralt is an emotional dipshit and can’t take a hint, and two stupid idiots can’t figure out that they both care about each other.

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    “The pair fell into silence once again. Geralt watched Jaskier’s eyes flicker to the darkness around the camp, looking for something. Someone. Geralt felt Jaskier’s pulse grow faster once again as the bard stifled a yawn.

    “What are you looking for?” Geralt asked apprehensively. His friend’s erratic behavior was beginning to unnerve him, and frankly, Geralt was worried about Jaskier. He felt like there was something the young bard wasn’t telling him, and he didn't like it.

    Jaskier yawned again, eyes dark. “Him.” He answered finally. “I can feel him watching us.”

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    "I don't know where they are, I don't know where they're going, and I don't know why you're doing this to me!"

    Five lies Jaskier told Rience when he was being tortured for information about Geralt, and one truth.
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    Jaskier is a superstar... Geralt... Well, he's a butcher, ok?

    Podfic of Butcher of Blaviken by Joseph_Amadeus.

    Fic length: 2k

    Podfic length: 13 minutes

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    This is basically inspired by the beginning of the fic cause up until now only 3 chapters are uploaded and jaskier and yennefer start to find comfort in each other and fall in love. So...I wanted to draw this little piece of art to capture the feeling that I got from both of them while reading those chapters

    This is fanart that I created after I started reading this fic :
    of longing and heartache and lust

    for the ship:Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg

    Edit: I made a second one

    There's also a third one now....it kinda became a series? Of fanart? I may continue...?? Probably

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    After their fight on the mountain, Jaskier leaves heartbroken and is captured by mercenaries. Someone wants to know where Geralt of Rivia is and is willing to hurt anyone to get to him.

    Geralt regretted the words he had said almost immediately, but when he came down the mountain, Jaskier was gone. Then, he had to go help one of his brothers, before he could go look for his bard. Now, the trail leads him back to where he just came from.

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    Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and his Pack. You know what this is, you know why you're here and so do I.

    As much as I love a good miscommunication trope I find that a lot of Warlord fics go a tad overboard on making Jaskier suffer thinking he'll just get booted out of Kaer Morhen on a whim. So please take some Witchers cuddling one sad bard and letting him know that he's one of them and that he has a home now.

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    Humans don’t believe in monsters, and those that do are written off as foolish or insane. It’s better that way for Geralt and the handful of witchers that are left. If a thousand years walking the Continent has taught him anything it's that humans are nothing but excitable, scared animals. If they knew what was waiting in the woods, what was lurking in the dark, they would never stray from their artificially well-lit spaces again.

    OR Geralt is on the hunt for a monster that has claimed the lives of nearly fifty Redanians in the past two years, but he's always one step behind. That is, until he finds a young man that was attacked by the creature - the first human to come face to face with the beast and live. If he can save the kid and find out what he knows then maybe he can put an end to this thing before any one else dies. It's never quite that simple though, is it?

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    Where: Emhyr begins to get desperate to find Ciri--as well as for a weapon that he believes will change the war in Nilfgaard's favor...the trials. Too, visions have brought him to Jaskier and he decides that the bard is a major part of Nilfgaardian victory, if he survives.

    Aka: Jaskier is turned into a weapon -- a new age of Witcher, corrupted by Nilfgaard.

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    It’s Jaskier’s first time wintering at Kaer Morhen. When he comes to Geralt’s room in the middle of the night, the witcher is sure what he’s after, and it has nothing to do with some imaginary “haunting”.
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    Jaskier can’t sleep because of ghosts and Geralt responds by sexing him up, much to his delight and confusion.

    New summary courtesy of maiNuoire:
    Jaskier: I have ghosts, can I crash here?
    Geralt: Sure, climb in, are they in your dick? Let me help...
    Jaskier: ... wut.

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    Geralt is no stranger to helping the meek, to women, to the ways of the world. So why does he constantly find himself in situations where he’s shepherding helpless folk around? The pay is… adequate, mostly. The company is… tolerable, at best; Jaskier, at worst.

    But the enigmatic girl from beyond the seas is different, unlike anyone he’s met, and utterly lost. Is he just helping her recover her memories and return to her home? Maybe settle on the Continent, instead? Or is he looking to gain something more from this? Either way he’s stuck with her, and the Continent is vast.

    One year can go by in the blink of an eye.

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    Ciri is becoming a woman, and discovering her body.

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    It’d taken a little over a month for Geralt to convince Eskel that he was okay with the idea of his mate courting a second omega—hells, he encouraged it.

    Geralt tugs at the hem of his tunic, considering the jagged scar across his lower belly. He’d been about three months along, give or take. It must’ve happened near the end of winter, because Eskel could usually sniff out the change in his hormones before he noticed anything amiss, and he hadn’t mentioned anything...

    Jaskier told him that he’d been poisoned. In the end, it didn’t really matter what’d happened—if the child, by some miracle, had survived the strike that’d destroyed his armor, had survived the poison the cockatrice injected in his system… it wouldn’t have survived the near-lethal levels of toxicity that’d come from the various potions he’d needed to take to purge his system and heal his gaping wound.

    A couple of weeks later, his heat had been… late. And then he’d missed it altogether. And the one after that. And the one after that, too.

    It didn’t take a genius to put two and two together. Geralt had finally fucked his body over beyond repair.

    What need did his alpha have for a defective omega?

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    After the mountain, Jaskier gets hit on by a witcher he's never heard of who goes by the name Luka and decides a hard fuck is exactly what he needs to get over his heartbreak. They both didn't plan on falling for each other.

     

    (Keep in mind, this fic is Geralt/Jaskier and Jaskier/Luka. Geralt and Luka do not have any romantic or sexual relations at any point in this. The fic is to focus on healthy, communicative polyamorous relationships that isn't everyone dating each other).

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    His panic is blind, all sudden realization hitting him that the screaming is him. He clicks his mouth shut, his arms suddenly his own as he tries to take in his surroundings. His eyes ping around the room, the door, the crackling hearth, the burned out candle and bestiary he’d been reading before he’d fallen asleep. Kaer Morhen. Safety.

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    Jaskier’s night terrors get worse, and he copes as best as one can in a keep filled with men literally mutated to hear anything and everything. He and Geralt teeter on the edge of their feelings as the continent prepares for war.

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    Geralt starts experiencing some unexplained feelings whenever he's in the presence of a certain bard. It's probably just food poisoning.

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    Emotionally constipated Geralt of Rivia learns what feelings are.

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    After almost losing their family fortune because of a weak link in the family, the Viscount de Lettenhove's eldest son is to be married off to the Marx's boy to ensure the titles, estate, and money can stay with them. It was a fine, neat arrangement - until Vesemir, the Duke of Kaedwen, and his sons attend the ball and Jaskier finds himself swept up in a new proposal of his own making.

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    Regency!AU

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    “I’m going to the coast,” he said at last.

    “The—the coast,” the other witcher repeated, an unplaceable tone to his voice.

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    Months after the altercation on the mountain, Geralt meets a witcher who seems familiar.

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    Lettenhove sits in the foothills of the Blue Mountains, the peaks above forever covered in an impenetrable layer of fog. Jaskier has never thought to question it, nor the stories he grew up with about the destruction of Kaer Morhen, yet when he spots a shadowy shape in the fog he can't ignore his curiosity. Climbing up into the mountains for a closer look, it turns out there's far more than a ruin left of the old witchers' fortress. And as Jaskier discovers, the fog doesn't just keep people out of Kaer Morhen—it keeps them in.

    Trapped in Kaer Morhen with only an ill-tempered witcher who's less than pleased to have his home subjected to Jaskier's intrusion for company, the two settle into an uneasy truce, united only in their desire to send Jaskier back where he came from. But as Jaskier and Geralt try to find a way through the mystical barrier that surrounds the keep, they might just find something more in one another than either of them had been searching for.

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    Jaskier knew something changed him that day on the mountain, he just didn't know what. Now that Jaskier is traveling with Eskel, he tries to figure it out with the Witcher and they eventually make it to Kaer Morhen where Jaskier and Geralt have to figure out how to live with each other for the winter.

    Jaskier also is struggling with controlling his new found magic too and with Geralt being around, it's hard for him to focus on it.

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    Geralt and Jaskier thrive showing off their greatest talents - saving and being saved. An unexpected reunion between only the two of them which leads to shared paths, honest conversations, and unexpected revelations.

    In which Geralt is a bit less sparing with words and Jaskier is a bit less of an idiot.

    A lighthearted narration.

    [subtle, one-sided crush, can also be read with platonic background]

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