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    In Gondolin, Turgon is depressed... A Silmarillion parodic story in the way of the tv-show Kaamelott and the Monty Python's Holy Grail. Chapter 12 : Shut up and sand !

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    12/?
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    44
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    Seonghwa comes to his senses at the grisly sight and brings his fist down on a side table, rattling the vase with a pair of carnations standing innocently on it and drawing attention to himself. His eyes narrow as they turn to face him and he looks them each in the eye, unwilling to back away this time. “Someone explain to me what’s going on! Who are you all? What are you all?”

    Silence meets his words, and Seonghwa’s ears thunder with the roar of his own rushing blood as he reaches out to curl an accusatory finger at them. “You aren’t normal. This isn’t normal. Where am I?”
     


     

    Seonghwa knew he should have been wary of his sudden admittance into the college of his dreams, but when he had prepared himself for eccentricity, he hadn't prepared himself for this kind of eccentricity. And the eccentricity in question wasn't prepared for him either. All he wanted was peace and quiet, but between his rambunctious company and their skeletons in the closet, perhaps he had gotten more than he had bargained for.

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    6/?
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    37
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    74
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    20
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    What would you do if you were given a second chance?

    Tim was a nobody during his first life on Earth. Being the only queer kid in a small Arizona town in the ’90s wasn’t exactly a piece of cake: combine that with being an orphan, having no friends and being completely broke, he’d lost hope for the future. He was miserable until one day, he was reincarnated as Alvanue, the only daughter of the Elf Lord Githanduin. Now, Alvanue has everything a princess could want: family, comrades and an entire world of magic and mystery to explore!

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    3/?
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    À Gondolin, Turgon déprime, pendant que ses chevaliers parcourent le monde... Une parodie crack du Silmarillion à la façon de la série "Kaamelott" et des Monty Python. Chapitre 18 : Héroïque fantaisie.

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    Français
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    49,157
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    19/?
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    79
    Kudos:
    40
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    2
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    694
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    Izuku activated the mutated version of his father's quirk just before he went to elementary school instead of at the Sports Festival, and Hiashi was visiting his wife the same day. How do these two events change the course of history and the life of the young man who would become the number 1 hero?

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    2/45
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    3
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    Laurelairë (n.): a golden poem.

    Annatar still laughed, a sound like wind chimes on a day with blue skies and a gentle breeze. “It would take some bravery to enter the city of the famed jewelsmiths and offer them more treasures. If I offered you lesser crafts, you would rebuke me; if I offered you greater crafts according to my ability, you would see it for an insult. Such is not my intention, and the gift I offer is different in nature.”

    In which guests come and go from Ost-in-Edhil, Celebrimbor does not want to be Lord, and the Sons of Fëanor still cast a shadow over the Noldor.

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    5/5
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    34
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    5
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    It all began with an angel, that's what she must have been. The woman clothed in white, who tilted her head defiantly to catch the raindrops, who captured my heart with just a look. She spoke to me with a voice that was lighter than the wind, "Meet me at midnight, in the forest of magic, near the lake of stars and wishes."

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    2/?
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    One time Legolas didn't admit outloud Tauriel had been right all along and the one time he finally did.
    Or, a small sad story of Legolas and Gimli from the female elf's eyes.
    (Sorry for the shitty summary, I tried my best).

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    Sothis splits herself into three, and is born into the world as the triplets Byleth. With her divinity split, they each come to embody one of her aspects in its entirety, gods in their own right. All who come to them come in need, and all shall have their greatest desires granted.

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    3
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    The jokes have grown stale since their childhood, and Lloyd has much better pranks from right under his sleeves. A little too callous to be considered playful for his little baby orc brother, all things considered. For him, too.

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    The King loses his son, but finds him in the arms of a woman. He takes her captive, trying to figure out exactly what happened. What will happen?

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    13/13
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    Midoriya Izuku, everyone in his life thinks he has a super analysis quirk, but that isn't true. He's just quirkless, and he has the tests to prove it. Yet, in this world where his analytical skills are truly noticed as a talent equal to a quirk, he has a chance. Kacchan stops bullying him after the greenette shows up on TV, shouting strategy at a Pro Hero and even having his dream recognized. After that day, they stick to each other through thick and thin as the explosive boy realizes that his friend's talent is the perfect companion to maximize his potential as a hero.

    Although, both boys will realize there is more to the world than quirks and quirklessness when a purple-haired stranger turns their duo into an unstoppable trio that even their teachers realize could take over the world if the three wanted to.

    Featuring: demon!Shinsou from another dimension, Kacchan and Deku being platonic "husbands", All Might trying to find a successor and keeps getting rejected like a school girl that never gets noticed by senpai, kids learning magic, the most awkward first kiss of all time, Izuku having a weapon kink, taser knives, Izuku punching everyone in the gut, murder bikes, and Izuku throwing bullies out of windows.

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    Chapters:
    17/17
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    After defeating Alduin, the Dragonborn, Irina, retires to a life she always wanted in Skyrim. Well, she would've had the gods not already mapped out her vacation for her, and when a certain mad god appears in her house with instructions from Irina's 'father,' she can't really deny them.

    And so our poor Bosmer is transported to Thedas to retrieve her big brother. A land where Irina learns that magic is basically seen as a sin among the masses and that dwarves are actually everyday regular citizens. Through a series of events, she finds herself allied with the Inquisition, an organization dedicated to closing portals and putting a stop to a big, weird-looking demon named Corypheus, or Alduin's new partner in crime. The perfect vacation.

    At least the gods aren't trying anything stupid.

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    5/?
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    34
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    12
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    so De Pride Isle Sanatorium from Roblox... I may have gotten a little excited and

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    2/?
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    A series of one-shots following the Champion of Cyrodiil’s journey and the colourful characters she encounters.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    Day to day life in the Bright Neighbourhood. Follows a single mom who has just moved to the area.

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    33,382
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    19/?
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    309
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    322
    Bookmarks:
    50
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    4210
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    Jaskier finally gets his comeuppance for his hit single, Toss a Coin.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    175
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    22
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    Cassie's Host were not the only survivors of the Necromancers War. In stricken Antarctica a traitor colony lurks, huddling beneath the ruins of the long-dead alien race whose secrets they were sent to uncover. Starving and desperate, they open up the Ghost Roads in search of a place they can flee to, a parallel world where the Last Continent blooms green and bright and fertile.

    When they find it, they might just wish they hadn't. Welcome to Antarctica, and may whatever deity you believe in have mercy upon your soul. Because the natives will not.

    Chapter 5. An alien is haunting Yag. It's traditional.

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    5/?
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    2
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    A Gondolin, Turgon déprime... Une parodie crack du Silmarillion à la façon de la série "Kaamelott" et des Monty Python. [livre terminé]

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    Français
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    91,691
    Chapters:
    54/54
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1412
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    Rion was a simple man with no real desire for anything grand. That was before he started taking in various people of various races and eventually building a village with them that he somehow became the head of.

    Now though the life he has built is being threatened by the elves who rule the land they rest on the outskirts of. They don't demand much on the day they show up unannounced, they just demand the taxes they are owed for living on their territory, and if they don't pay then they are fine with them leaving, being jailed, or worse.

    Not fond of any of those options and knowing they can't actually fight the army that they have the elves then present a third choice to Rion: in exchange for their complete freedom all he has to do is locate and retrieve a sacred item that would guarantee their prince the right to the throne.

    With those his only options Rion decides to embark on a journey to retrieve this item and make sure his village remains free. But stronger forces at work might make his journey and this deal much worse than it actually could be.

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    18,424
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    2
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