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    Midoriya Izuku, everyone in his life thinks he has a super analysis quirk, but that isn't true. He's just quirkless, and he has the tests to prove it. Yet, in this world where his analytical skills are truly noticed as a talent equal to a quirk, he has a chance. Kacchan stops bullying him after the greenette shows up on TV, shouting strategy at a Pro Hero and even having his dream recognized. After that day, they stick to each other through thick and thin as the explosive boy realizes that his friend's talent is the perfect companion to maximize his potential as a hero.

    Although, both boys will realize there is more to the world than quirks and quirklessness when a purple-haired stranger turns their duo into an unstoppable trio that even their teachers realize could take over the world if the three wanted to.

    Featuring: demon!Shinsou from another dimension, Kacchan and Deku being platonic "husbands", All Might trying to find a successor and keeps getting rejected like a school girl that never gets noticed by senpai, kids learning magic, the most awkward first kiss of all time, Izuku having a weapon kink, taser knives, Izuku punching everyone in the gut, murder bikes, and Izuku throwing bullies out of windows.

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    "He wants you. You will get payed through a new, comfortable life. You don't have a choice in the matter. You will see Lord Aaravos again when fully cleaned and cured from any illnesses you humans can get."

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    Instead of meeting Tauriel, the company of Thorin Oakensheild meet Arden, an elf who has been cast out by his kin. after saving the dwarves lives, they return the favor after Bilbo pulls the injured and half drowned elf out of the river. Everything seems fine exept instead of Kili getting shot, Arden hides the fact that the arrow had found a different mark.

    this story basically is the gay version of what I wish happened in the movie (eccept with way more injury, pain, and basic angst)

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    In a time of great unrest one formerly loyal soldier turns her back on all that she once believed in. In her search for justice across brutal battlefields, there is very little she will not do to tear down the society she once defended. However, as the rebellion rises, a conspiracy lurks hidden in the fog of war. Will the actions of brave traitors build a better future or repeat the sins of the past?

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    In the wake of the destruction of Theramore, Kael'thas approaches Jaina with an offer she won't refuse.

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    Relationship tags were removed; Will update them as the story progresses.

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    When Officers Jakoby and Ward are hand-picked by the Magic Task Force to transport a dangerous convicted murderer, they must navigate unfamiliar terrain as evil forces - and mistakes from the past - complicate their path.

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    10/10
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    Day to day life in the Bright Neighbourhood. Follows a single mom who has just moved to the area.

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    18/?
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    One moment, I was sitting in our Volvo PV. I was in the passenger seat and John was next to me, driving. War raged on all around us, the whole of Europe bled, but in our little country, we enjoyed a neutrality, making it possible for us to spend the Christmas Eve of 1944 with my parents in blessed ignorance of what actually went on around us.
    I was full, having stuffed myself with both the typical Swedish Christmas dishes and the Polish delicacies my father always had sent for during the festivities, and I dozed off for a few moments, lulled by the sound of the engine and the safe warmth of John beside me.
    The next moment, I woke up far away from the crisp snowy landscape of a Swedish winter, in a land far away. And it had monsters. So I ran.

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    The King loses his son, but finds him in the arms of a woman. He takes her captive, trying to figure out exactly what happened. What will happen?

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    When Martin tracks down Edward to get him to help rescue Oswald, things get messy and soon it’s Edward who needs rescuing, instead. But is one human boy and a tentative deal enough to break through the barriers they have built to keep each other out?

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    It's Circle Time, the time when the barriers between the worlds are thin. Ruby has been taken away by elves, and if she can't be saved before Circle Time ends, she'll be stuck forever. And the elves won't be giving her up without a fight.

    That's okay. Because they're about to find out that Yang won't be giving her up without a fight, either.

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    Bilbo has three jobs, is homeless, and sleeps outside the doors of Erebor Industries-one of the biggest jewelry stores in downtown Dale. Thorin is the CEO of Erebor Ind., and they see each other every morning. While Thorin thinks that Bilbo is just a pest and a nuisance, he might be more wrong then he's ever been before...

    Modern AU where Bilbo does more for Thorin than he knows, and Thorin is a complete jerk (but he comes around in the end, so its fine yay bagginshield)

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    “They wouldn’t know what to do with you in Tirion,” Maglor said, and Elemmírë laughed harder.

    “I daresay not! I doubt a single one has ever experienced proper North Vanyarin lindma fiddling!”

    Maglor flirts with anti-establishment views and fails miserably at flirting with anything else. Elemmírë just wants him to work on his melisma.

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    A look at Legolas' life with his father, whom needs drink to live.

    Terrible summary is terrible. This is awkwardly AU, so if that isn't your cup of tea please leave the pot for those that would enjoy a cuppa.

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    Having fallen in love over the course of their quest, Legolas and Gimli undertake a journey to Erebor in order to make their union official in the eyes of the dwarves. Far from the family affair that they had planned, however, they soon find themselves in the middle of a very public, very politically charged wedding ceremony with a massive guest list and bad blood on both sides.

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    3/?
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    Craig is a young Sorcerer who grew up being called Mini, do to not having a growth spurt for a long time and all his older siblings/relatives were just naturally taller. He's beyond ready to earn his amulet, but one day his village goes under an attack, for people don't like sorcerers. His mom gives him an amulet to wear around his neck and tells him to run into the forest as far as he can and to not look back. Craig refuses several times, knowing it was forbidden, before he runs into the forest with his pet, Sparky. Little does Craig know, this is just the beginning of a wild adventure, where he'll learn more about himself, and more about the magical world from the forest and beyond, meeting new creatures and making new friends and enemies.

     

    (But let's just say he doesn't regret it when he meets a hot dragon rider named Tyler)

    [Slow Burn]

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    he though it was only going to be a one time thing loose his virginity and hopefully nothing bad will come of it. somehow though he end up in a fantasy world with nothing and with the girl who he shouldn't have had sex with, with him in this fantasy world. things might get very complicated and he might have to stay since the girl who with him is underage.

    first off i'm bad at summery so give it a shot before deciding not to read. this is a teleported to a fantasy world story. this is not an anime so it'll get dark at some points and the main character will do some non heroic stuff because he's human and his main goal is to survive but bad things will happen and choices that are not necessary evil will be made. this story is completely original and is being posted here because it contains stuff that cant be put into books. also the main character is not a pedophile so he will not be having sex with children, he will be having sex with individuals who have hit adolescence at the least. that does not mean children are safe since i'm going with characters that are human(meaning there good and bad people). also none of the charcters are based on any real people or experiences every thing coming from my head. please comment

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    A loose adaptation of a Curse of Ravenloft campaign I'm playing in.

    A budding romance between two characters lead me to a 'What If' daydream/inspiration situation, and now here it is, on 'paper'.
    I've tried to keep the spirit of the characters in tact, but as they were created by others, there is some divergence.

    DISCLAIMER: The Original Characters belong to their respective player/creator. The NPCs and setting are not my own, I have shaped/adapted them to suit my needs, but they are the property of Wizards of the Coast.


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    Asling the Bosmer thought she was just another thief, but an unwilling trip across the border into Skyrim changed that outlook fast. Who will save the lands from dragons when the Dragonborn is practically useless as a warrior?
    Not the hero they wanted, needed, or even deserved.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
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