1 - 20 of 112 Works in Eliot Spencer's Cooking

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Set immediately post season 1. The team has taken down the corrupt CEO of Nate's old insurance company and they've paid a heavy price, sacrificing their headquarters in the process. Deciding to take some time apart seems like a good idea, at least until they are sure that the heat on them is gone. Everyone turns and board a separate plane on the airstrip in LA, except Eliot. He climbed on a motorcycle and rode off into the sunset. Or did he?

    Weeks later in a small town in South Dakota, he stumbles upon someone who needs help, and even though he doesn't have a team to call for back up right now, the last words Nate said to them won't stop echoing in his brain. "We made a difference." How is a newly reformed Hitter with a slowly regrowing soul supposed to turn away a hysterical woman in the parking lot of a dive bar? Especially when he figures out that the Mafia is after her?

    Eventual Eliot/Reader fic, tags will be updated as they become relevant.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    63,297
    Chapters:
    14/17
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1394
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Quinn’s really racking up those favors from Eliot. (Or: Five Times Quinn Gently Bullied Eliot Into Making Him Food and One Time He Also Did That but to His Credit Offered a Bare Minimum of Personal Input)

    Half an hour later, Quinn squirts an unholy amount of whipped cream on two crisp waffles and says, ‘So the favor.’

    ‘Sure,’ Eliot says. He’d gathered pretty quickly that Quinn had come to collect, and as strange as it is for him to travel this far, Eliot’s not complaining and he’s definitely not about to ask questions. He’s getting an easy ride here, as favors go.

    ‘I figure this is two you owe me,’ Quinn says, adjusting the ice pack he’s got pressed to his ribs. ‘Do you have any more strawberries?’

    ‘What?’

    ‘Strawberries,’ Quinn repeats, plucking one off his plate. ‘These ones.’

    ‘You ain’t stealing any more of my food until you tell me how the hell you figure I owe you for this.’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    376
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Dean likes Eliot, but he's sure he's some kind of gangster. Eliot likes Dean, but he found out something disturbing about him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    221
  4. Tags
    Summary

    While at Nana’s Eliot has a bad pain day, but he wants to make a good impression and tries to work through it. Nana is more observant than that and makes him sit down, tells him he’s good enough on his own too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,502
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    744
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Hardison loves figuring out how to make his partners happy and discovering little things about them. These are five things he discovered about Eliot after getting into a relationship with him

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    592
  6. Tags
    Summary

    The first time Parker and Hardison came over to Leon and Janes' farm for dinner, just them, is in February, out in the barn, all butternut squashes and winter berries and last season’s apples in an apple caramel pie, and Eliot can feel Leon and James watching them.

    Watching him casually rub Hardison’s neck—he was up all night peering into the screen, ok, his shoulders are tight—or spinning Parker around in a little twirl because the old radio is on and has started playing a song she likes.

    Later, cleaning up, they ask how long the three of them have been together. Parker says ten years, Hardison says 12, and Eliot points to the two of them — ”They’ve been together since 2011. Going strong. We’ve been working jobs as a team since ’08, and Parker took the lead in 2012 and in 2013 opened up twelve new crews internationally, I mean she’s a powerhouse. Hardison just started his international relief NGO, and I’m so proud of him, he’s really doing incredible work.”

    Leon and James look at each other, but smooth whatever it is over quickly, thank them again for their help saving the farm.

     

    Or: After the Great Train Job, Eliot has actual queer friends who help him verbalize his feelings.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    38
    Hits:
    902
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Hardison wants to be friends with Eliot. He wants to make sure Eliot's ok. Eliot doesn't want Hardison's help. He still wants to maintain his solitude even if he did join a team. At least, that's how it starts. Hardison has made winning Eliot over his mission and has decided the best course of action would just be to show up at his place after jobs and offer company.

    I heard Eliot say "somebody kiss this man so I don't have to" and I ran with it. Each chapter takes place after each episode.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,017
    Chapters:
    6/77
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    517
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Their team only works if they know bone deep that they can rely on each other. After their encounter with Damien Moreau, Hardison isn’t so sure he can rely on Eliot.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,389
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    307
  9. Tags
    Summary

    When Breanna gets injured on a job, Eliot doesn't take it lightly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,658
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    180
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    837
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Having the Winter Soldier washing dishes in the back of the pub is one thing. Having the Winter Soldier eat like crap? Not acceptable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,692
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    170
    Kudos:
    513
    Bookmarks:
    110
    Hits:
    5432
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Cooking with chilli oil can be difficult - the spice and heat of it often turns people off from the flavour, not to mention that getting the oil in a cut sucks. For those who can deal with the initial pain, however, the final product is often worth the price. Eliot thinks that it's a pretty fair metaphor for his life. Now, if only he could find someone who would stay after the initial... everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,031
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    505
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Alec Hardison gets a temporary position as a guest lecturer at UT-Austin, and rents a room from cookbook author Elliot Spencer. They have--different ideas of what constitutes a well-stocked kitchen!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,083
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
  13. Tags
    Summary

    A shit day right after the end of Season 3 where Lachie unexpectedly meets up with some friends coming into town to check up on his dumb ass.

    This is my entry for the 2021 Fandom Challenge: I think this goes for a fic about fluff. I started writing it so long ago I'm not sure which prompt this was for - so I'm picking fluff.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,021
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    57
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Eliot is irritated when he's summoned from the kitchen to talk to another annoying customer. But he finds this one...significantly less annoying. (Part of the AU-gust 2021 Challenge)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,768
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    138
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Breanna asks Eliot a question. It's... less than ideal. He keeps some things secret for a reason.

    ‘I mean, there were clues. Alec didn’t tell us tell us, but you should hear how he talks about you, man. It’s honestly kinda gross.’

    ‘What the—who the hell is “us”?’ he splutters.

    ‘Just me and Nana and…’ She pauses and then finishes in a rush. ‘…Okay, maybe some of our other foster siblings.’

    ‘“Maybe some”?’

    ‘Maybe a few,’ she says, which does absolutely nothing to clarify the situation. ‘My brother Mikey was the one who went hard for the triad theory. I was actually way off base for a while, ’cause Alec made it sound like he was maybe dating Catwoman and Batman at the same time, and no offense but I was kinda skeptical ’cause I’m pretty sure back in the day he posted that exact fanfic on his LiveJournal—which,’ she adds hastily, ‘if he asks, I definitely haven’t found.’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,353
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    782
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    2659
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Eliot had blood on his hands, and the fact that it surprised him... surprised him. The sight of it hit him like a punch to the face, the kind he hadn't been expecting—the kind that made him stumble when he needed to keep his feet. He sucked in a breath, feeling his muscles bunch in preparation, tucking his elbows against his body. Parker called it his Danger Mode, and he—

    Parker.

    Eliot took another breath, staring down at his hands. It wasn't blood, it was cherry juice. He was standing in his kitchen, making cherry chutney for a pork loin he was going to grill later. Parker sat across from him, perched on a stool with her elbows on his island, watching him like a cat studying a bird.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,557
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    354
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Reader is entranced watching Eliot in the kitchen, the way his hands move with perfect assurance. Then reader starts thinking about other things she knows those hands can do and things begin to get a bit more complex, but Eliot has priorities, and they don't include sex in his kitchen. Sex elsewhere though, now that's interesting, especially when he discovers the reader's affection for knives, and following orders.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    639
  18. Tags
    Summary

    In the Patience Job universe, months go by and Reader and Eliot are solid, the team is solid, and then...Nate and Sophie leave, and things change. But Eliot still keeps his promises...

    "Good, because we need to get this proof for Felicity, and then,” he strode over to you so fast that you almost didn’t clock him and wrapped one hand behind your head, kissing you quite thoroughly for a long moment, “I’m going to make you cum so hard you so hard you’ll forget what day it is,” he growled, and your legs buckled, leaving you clinging to him for support. He pulled back with a smile so sweet you felt like you’d gotten whiplash, and asked, “How’s that sound sweetheart?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,183
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    724
  19. Tags
    Summary

    “We survived,” Hardison says, because it needs to be said, because it’s only an hour ago that it seemed impossible, because the world quite nearly almost ended.
    “We survived,” Parker says, because there’s a giddiness to it, the knowledge that they’ve done the impossible, the rush of adrenalin that comes before the crash.
    Eliot doesn’t say anything, because he took two bullets ensuring that they’d survive, and he’s too tired to celebrate with them in anything except in spirit.
    //
    Post Rundown Job, Eliot needs to cope with the fact that he was once again faced with the person he used to be - but can't help but ask himself if he's actually changed as much as he'd like to believe he has. Third in a series but can be read as a standalone.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,504
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    869
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Eliot has very particular sleeping habits, designed for practicality above anything else. A man who sleeps ninety minutes at a time is less vulnerable to attacks. A man who sleeps ninety minutes at a time can train himself to sleep anywhere, any time. A man who sleeps ninety minutes at a time only has to go through one sleep cycle, and therefore dreams less.
    The nightmares are pretty fucking bad, of course.
    Good dreams are worse, though.
    //
    This is a direct continuation to and if I was a softer person (I could give you the kindness you are deserving), and will not make as much sense if you don't read that first, but can probably stand on its own either way. The working title for this fic was "building a home", which I hope helps sell it in some way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,458
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    923

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation