1 - 20 of 135 Works in Elias Bouchard Being a Bastard

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Jon had done everything in his power for an easy life, and as far as he knew, he'd achieved it at last.

    Unfortunately, there was more going on in the Magnus Institute than he could see from behind the receptionist's desk, and more to Elias than anyone could ever know. Least of all the man who had fallen in love with him.

    Now, sick, unable to recall the supernatural encounters he's endured at the Institute, and relying on Elias to support him as he recovers, Jon still thinks he has an easy life. Just... a complicated one, sometimes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,885
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    808
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Ok, so, maybe Martin lied a little too well on his CV. It's not like he expected to become Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, though! Nor did he expect to fall for two of his assistants, have to stop those assistants from getting themselves killed for the sake of not ending the world, develop powers alongside them, or have to find a way to prevent the apocalypse... Lying gets you nowhere, kids, remember that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,076
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    106
  3. Tags
    Summary

    It's Halloween week and Jon and Martin talk. It's awkward but in the archives what emotional conversation isn't?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,155
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    105
  4. Tags
    Summary

    There has only ever been one Archivist.

    (Elias smiled, something curled and twisting, and laughed politely. “Unfortunately, Gertrude didn’t leave anything else behind. Well, if there isn’t anything I can help with, I will leave you to it.”

    The hissing in Jon’s head screamed to go for the eyes. He nodded at Elias and prayed it go away.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,808
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    202
    Kudos:
    527
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    6421
  5. Tags
    Summary

    “I’d hardly noticed you were gone, actually.”

    It’s a lie. It’s always a lie, between them, except when it’s meant to look like one. Peter crowds up behind him at the counter. Elias huffs and sets down the bottle of merlot.

    “Is that so?” Peter murmurs just beneath his ear.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    374
  6. Tags
    Summary

    (Inspired by Ketakoshka's Monster Jon series)
    Jon loves Knowing things, but he wants to Understand. Understand his friends, the world and most of all himself. Its a bit hard, being just as much a child of the Beholding as of his human parents.

     

    (Aka Jon is a monster boi who literally just wants to help his friends happy and also mess with Elias, oh and also maybe become romantically involved with his cute archival assistant who he Knows isn't as human as he thinks.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,726
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1736
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Melanie never thought to mention her epilepsy. It never seemed as if it would be much of an issue. That was of course, until Elias decides to try and mess with her head.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,090
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    105
  8. Tags
    Summary

    Alternative prompt 7 - found family. Elias makes Martin cry, and surprisingly, Jon is not having it. Tim can't just watch.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,694
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    265
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Parents are meant to help their children grow; help them learn what this world is about and how to survive it… The Beholding Knew these things, of course… But Knowing and being able to accomplish such things are two different beasts.
    -

    Jon is the Beholding's kid.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,076
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    481
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    6320
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Killing Jonah Magnus hadn’t changed anything.
    Not for the world, at least. It had changed everything for Elias Bouchard.
    And now he's going to be the one to make a few changes.

    What if...what if I combined my favorite niche genres of TMA fic into ONE fic, like one OG!Elias time travel fix-it fic, would that be f*cked up or what

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,391
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    746
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Martin Blackwood can't exactly say that his life is normal. It started out normal enough, but he's pretty sure that becoming a pseudo-immortal space pirate after being ripped open by a vampire doctor is a bit "out there". But he hasn't been home in centuries, and after the events of the Bifrost Incident, he really just wants to return to the mundane for a bit. Maybe he can tie up some loose ends while he's at it.

    The new archiving job and extra-spooky supernatural insanity wasn't exactly what he'd had in mind.

    ***

    An AU that explores Martin as a Mechanism during the TMA timeline.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,736
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    206
    Kudos:
    372
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    4588
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Elias is Peter's date to a Lukas family wedding and he gets bored. Unfortunately when Elias gets bored he has a nasty habit of making it everyone else's problem.

    -or-

    the one where Elias uses his psychic powers to tease his husband during dinner

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,215
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    464
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Just a little Jontim inspired by my The Killers playlist. Not connected to anything else I will write.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,061
    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    82
  14. Tags
    Summary

    He hated these kind of events. The standing around, and the talking, and the side eyes he got when they found out where he worked. They were all kind of useless anyway. Not like he could talk about the flesh-eating worms or the supernatural powers anyhow.

    Or: Jon has to go to an event for the institute. It turns out to be just as fun as he thought it would be, which is not at all.

    Or: Jon monologues about the horrors of people and networking, helps steal a Leitner with his boss and Annabelle Cane, and is reminded of something he'd rather forget.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    266
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Priscilla H. Abbott met Elias Bouchard in 1996 shortly after he became head of the Magnus institute. He led her into the shadow world and she went willingly as his sometime mistress and loyal acolyte. Unfortunately the things she likes to sleep with aren't always the safest and the man she thought would take care of her...just will watch her die at that hands of another.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,047
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    493
  16. Tags
    Summary

    "Statement 0162403, regarding encounters with multiple entities over the course of several years, and their eventual downfall. Audio recording given by Sasha James, Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London.
    Statement begins…”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,023
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    214
  17. Tags
    Summary

    listen it's 6:13 am and i just think jon should be allowed to punch jonah. i am not a writer. this is awful
    my only comfort is that it's written horribly on purpose, solely because i am not confident in my writing abilities! thank you for reading please enjoy also i am so sorry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    457
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    144
  18. Tags
    Summary

    1. Martin is living his best life in an (as of now un-?)requited rom-com. Also, he's a huge Mechs fan but has no idea Jon is Jonny. Martin's POV chapters start out as fluff, and his reality is a bit AU.

    2. Canon-verse Jon tries to gouge out his eyes after Eric Delano's statement, and instead of it working, Beholding says "fuck you" and sends him back in time into Martin's slightly different reality, with a few more eyes as a treat. (Avatars get a tad more monster-y, and certain participants who are dead in canon might still be alive)
    Jon's POV chapters start out as Angst & H/C. It'll take time to heal after what he's been/is going through, but he will get better and his chapters will get a lot more lighthearted ... eventually <333

    This will be LONG, to allow for proper character growth and healing. (This is a threat.) There shall be angst and fluff... and we've almost made it to the crack as well! And cats. And moths, and songs... and Jon isn't the only one who'll be bullied into healing. (This is another threat.) With long I mean long; It's a slow burn in more ways than one ♡
    Additional/specific warnings in chapter notes where applicable.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    80,882
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    490
    Kudos:
    501
    Bookmarks:
    126
    Hits:
    7160
  19. Tags
    Summary

    The Archives of the Magnus Institute. The most boring place. Until Martin and Sasha somehow end up with supernatural powers. This is the story of how Two people working a normal job ended up Dodging worm powered supervillains, Helping their boss record supernatural events that the Institute attempts to hide, Their Bosses Creepy boss, Figuring out what the hell Elias is doing, and Pining.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,775
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    284
  20. Tags
    Summary

    AU diverging from canon at the end of episode 92. Jon is forced into an arranged marriage by Elias; Martin does what he can to help.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,509
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    171
    Kudos:
    337
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    3603

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation