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    Ed meets a Phantom Thief. But Reiko can’t stand it. Could she be jealous?

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    Ed and Al didn't get to our world right away after going through the Gate. Instead they took some wrong turns along the way. One wrong turn brought them to a girl who loved Ed.

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    Edward Elric makes a deal with the Truth. Truth isn't an asshole for once.

    The team ends up getting a new member. Batman is miffed. The new kid makes clear as to why. Wally gets to teach him how to use a smartphone.

    Edward Elric gets a New family.

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    A series of drabbles/headcannons I have for Edward Elric told in the form of short oneshots. Each chapter is about another one of Ed's little quirks, they don't all apply to cannon but you can't help what you wish happened for real.

    These stories are told in the point of view of the people around Ed, and sometimes Ed himself.

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    General Fox clears his throat and puffs out his chest—as though that would make him look more like a decorated officer and less like a horse playing dress-up.

    “Now, you all know how momentous this occasion is, and I’d like to thank you to taking the time to celebrate the twenty-fifth anniversary of the State Alchemist program with your fellow researchers and with Amestris as a whole. I do hope you’re as eager as I am to see this wonderful event go off without a hitch.”

    Mustang glances over at Edward. Like his superior officer, the Fullmetal Alchemist is clad in the proud blues and silvers of the Amestrian military. The gold cord wrapped around his right shoulder marks him as an officer, the stars and bars fixed to his epaulets mark him as a major, and the silver chain that disappears into a pocket marks him as a State Alchemist. The pallor of his face and the tense line of his jaw, however, mark him as equal parts tired and pissed off.

    Honestly, it's almost a miracle that he doesn't say something—loudly and at length—about how uniquivocably false Fox's statement is.

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    Searching for the philosopher’s stone, the group comes across Majahal. Unfortunately, he is making dolls—out of souls. And Reiko’s next!

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    “Can I trust you to stay here and not touch anything before the police arrive? I don’t want them to find your fingerprints all over the crime scene.”
    Ed chuckled. “I can’t promise not to touch, but I promise to be sneaky about it.”
    Roy sighed exasperatedly. He had created a monster and he only had himself to blame.

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    Ed invites Roy on a hiking trip together. What could possibly go wrong?

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    Okay so Ed is a kid at a correction facility with a side of crackship with Roy and Hohenheim, this isn't completely done but the entire story is here. I gave up on it a month ago because I hated it but my sibling thinks it's funny so here:

    *Gestures to my twisted work*

    Go to town on this bad boy.

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    Edward elric was only 25 when he stumbled upon that array that sent his conciousness into the body of a baby, who is apparently also the daughter(???) Of the infamous and murderous king claude????

     

    A reimaging of the SBAP world, with edward elric.

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    for my secret santa: @elkatt-art on tumblr! happy holidays!

    alphonse and edward spend december in aerugo. turns out they have some different holiday customs than amestris.

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    “Who the hell are the Vances’, Mustang?”

    There is a story that has gone untold. With just a sentence, an old secret is pulled into the light and a crime is discovered. When knowledge is gained early and the fates of certain people change, can a war be avoided?

    Or will Amestris fall?

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    "'A life for a life,' it had drawled happily. 'But with a twist! Edward, I want to believe you're not so naive to think that only a single parallel universe exists beyond our timeline, yes?'"

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    The Law of Equivalent Exchange is bullshit- that's what Edward Elric decides, after he wakes up in a dumpster when he makes a deal with Truth. Aizawa Shota's list of problem children just keeps getting longer by the second, and Japan probably isn't ready for the uncontrollable hurricane of destruction that is the Fullmetal Alchemist.

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    FMA x BNHA crossover fic. Set at the end of FMA:B, where rather than his gate being offered up in exchange for Alphonse's life, Edward's life is. Just... not the life he expected.

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    He doesn’t know how he let Mustang, of all people, talk him into this, but here he is in some stupidly stiff school uniform, on his way to some stupidly uptight rich-kid school. He sighs again, and stomps his feet just a bit harder. He misses his red coat already.

    (or: Mustang, Hawkeye, and Edward have to pose as a family to catch a thief. And Edward suffers through the hell that is high school.)

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    Edward and Alphonses trans adopted brother :) i swear its more interesting then that but im bad at summaries

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    Heading to Liore, the Elrics find they were too late, and the town is empty, leaving only blood and death carved into the red sand. But there is one restless resident left; is she a ghost? Regardless, she won’t get away with calling Ed short!

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    A collection of FMA and FMAB fics I wrote...

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    Originally posted at FanFiction.net, being reposted with edits and retouchings (BECAUSE IT'S BEEN LIKE 10 YEARS).

    Edward Elric is put on what he believes to be his stupidest mission yet: Babysitting a "Wizard." Everyone else calls it undercover work. To him, it's babysitting. But there's a lot more to this assignment than what's on file. And the more time passes, the more shit hits the fan.

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    Mustang invites Ed and Al to the Halloween costume party that he's hosting. At first, Ed wasn’t interested at all. But now, after a secret discussion with Havoc about the prize for the costume contest, Ed is so eager that it’s scaring Alphonse. What is he planning?

    Happy Halloween!

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    Truth shenanigans, Ed gets called to destroy another immortal wannabe named Moldwarts or something, yadda yadda yadda Edward Elric is now a dragon. Not one o' those big majestic Fireballs or Horntails. No, he's tiny and pissed.

    Nightshift at Hogwarts has gotten a little more interesting as Filch vows to catch a weird golden pest, house elves try to figure out how food keeps disappearing, and Pince wondering about how the library gets neater and neater with each day. At least, the painting, ghost, and animal population seems strangely amused.

    CURRENTLY ON AN INDEFINITE HAITUS

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    Wizards have a shortage of common sense and are convinced Big Brother is a practitioner of the Dark Arts, or a "Death Eater" in their words. All because he has a Tattoo, radiates, I-Can-And-Will-Kill-You-If-You-Look-At-Me-The-Wrong-Way energy, and is half-feral on a good day. (Courtesy of serving in Briggs for a year, Thanks, General Armstrong.)
    If there was one benefit Alphonse missed from that suit of armor, it was being able to hide his expressions from people he didn't like. Because this was -ahem- fucking stupid.

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