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    Edward and Bella have been dating each other loosely like high schoolers do, but this AU introduces a complication. Bella also has a crush on Rosalie Hale, and Rosalie is more fun, less old school, and significantly less dangerous than Edward. For the purposes of this fic, Emmet and Rosalie are more like fuck buddies than "soul mates", and Edward and Bella's relationship status is "it's complicated". The story will follow most of the canon plot lines with the added details that Edward very seriously cannot control himself around Bella's blood, and Bella, never having dated anyone before, needs to test the waters a little more than she did in the books.

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    Bella chooses to stay in Volterra with The Volturi and faces the unknown.

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    Bella is an actress and is more lonely than ever. But when Alice calls and invites her to her wedding, she agrees. After 10 years, she returns home, and they all meet again. Edward is with Tanya from high school, and Bella just broke up with her stalker ex-boyfriend. Edward is confused about Bella leaving 10 years ago and doesn’t know how to treat her. Bella just wants these days to be over so she can return to New York, but all kinds of events happen, and even her ex shows up. What happens if they meet again in Hollywood, working on the same movie? Will Bella be remembered of the child abuse she went through? Will Edward take care of her even though he still feels resentment? What do her ex and Tanya hide from them?
    Warning: graphic/foul language, abuse, stalking, smut (later chapters).

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    Charlie Swan is sick of seeing his once vibrant daughter so depressed. He's afraid nothing will pull her out of it. What happens when Charlie decides enough is enough and sends Bella to a Military School? Will she ever find her place in life? What will become of her now? Does she even miss the Cullen's?
    ****WARNING**** This story does contain M/M and F/F slash As Well As Polyamory. Dont like it? Move along. You've been warned.

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    18/?
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    Annalise Monroe has lived alone most of her life, travelling between foster homes since the age of six, and she is willing to do what it takes to keep it that way. When she moves to Forks after she is emancipated at the age of 17, she truly doesn't know what to expect.

    Annalise learned about the Cullens after Edward had slipped up in front of her. She has become quite good friends with them now. The stress is hard. Now, she not only has to worry about her future, but her humanity as well.

    When she gets dragged to Italy after Alice's vision of Bella dying, she gets to meet her mates. Unfortunately for the Cullens, they just so happen to be the three kings of the Volturi.

    What will the Cullens think of her mates?

    Mated to three, the Queen of Volterra doesn't even know how important she will be.

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    Sisters, Bella and Ava move to Forks, where both fall in love with natural enemies, and have to prove that family really is everything.

    Or, Bella gets her handsome vampire, and Ava loves her some gorgeous werewolf.

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    Basically, Rosalie is angsty, Esme is a good mom, Edward is a bitch and Carlisle loves his wife. Some angst, some fluff, some family drama.

    Or, Esme comes over to Rosalie to talk with her for the first time since Carlisle brought her home.

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    Alice Brandon's world collapsed in on itself when she was nine-years-old. Her mother was murdered, her father married his mistress, and her stepmother turned out to be an actual vampire. For seven years, her only solace were her psychic visions of a family that she knows will one day be hers. After a sickening vision, Alice's only choice is to take her sister, Cynthia, and get as far away from Biloxi as possible. However, no vampire seeking power would let someone with Alice's gifts go that easily, Maria especially.

    (Cross-Posted on FF.net)

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    "Would you like anything?" Bella breathed, his black eyes trailing up from his writing to look at her.
    "Just the one black coffee," he muttered, an equally pained and surprised look crossing his face as she approached his side of the counter from where she'd been sitting.
    When she returned to give him his drink, he was gone, a few bills on the counter where his journal had been resting minutes before.
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    In which Bella is a barista near the UW campus, and the Cullens are trying very hard to act human.

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    Charlie transfers to Denali. Bella moves in with Charlie. Gifts presenting themselves in a certain human. Two vampires vying for attention for 'their' mate. What can go wrong? Everything, everything can go wrong.

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    10/?
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    "This is dangerous, Bea. I am dangerous."
    "What if I like dangerous?", I asked back, cocky smile on my lips.
    ~~~~~
    At a dorm party, Bea meets the mysterious Morans after she moved back to her dad's house after 10 years. Specifically Anthony, with his caramel locks and his cheeky grin. And it looks like Bea also caught his eye, but there is one problem: The Morans keep an ancient, dark secret and Bea is awfully close to unraveling it.

    Is Bea going to become a player in this dangerous game? And how will she deal with the truth, once turning back is too late?

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    What is in a name? Were they just random letters put together to form some kind of label? Or something more, delicate and rich in meaning? For so long Bella had hated her full name, it felt too stiff coming from anyone else - like she were about to be scolded by Charlie or Renee, a petulant child. But from HIM-

    -who was so close to her now, with that delicate touch upon her chin, smelling of red wine and spices- from him 'Isabella' sounded like the most elegant lullaby. She found herself leaning into that caress, a sigh pushing past her lips as he grew swiftly nearer. And his eyes, glittering like clouded rubies-they looked so hungry. At some primal level Bella knew she should be afraid; that such a look should mean she were the meal among these ancient strangers, but she felt no worry at all. Somehow she knew, with Aro of the Volturi she was safer than she'd ever known before. More than with Jake. More than with the Cullens.

    With him she was home.

    *One of many AU fics starting around the Bella & Aro scene in New Moon.*

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    Leah/Isabella~
    Bella is driving one night when her truck breaks down and who is it that she runs into...none other than Leah Clearwater, what'll happen now that their paths have crossed once again with no one else around?

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    1/?
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    Edward had always done what he thought was best for Bella, and this time was no different. He had to save her. Breaking Dawn AU where Edward decides to take away Bella's choice and the aftermath begins.

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    Guinevere Swan is weird.

    And not like, the fun, wacky kind of weird, more like the "mercilessly bullied for most of her childhood" kind of weird.

    After a lifetime of suffering in the heat, sun, and crowds of Phoenix, Arizona, she finally manages to get her twin sister (and only friend) on board with moving back to the Pacific Northwest to live with their father, in the tiny town of Forks, Washington.

    Guin planned on spending her last year of high school working on her portfolio, watching far too many period dramas, and hoping that people wouldn't laugh at her too much.

    What Guin didn't plan on was a strange boy with golden eyes-- who didn't think she was strange at all.

    Actually, he kind of likes her?

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    Edward Cullen is an exceptionally talented vampire, in more ways than one. Aside from being a telepath, he is also an incubus- he can influence the minds of human women. No one is immune to his powers, save for one Bella Swan. Unable to read her mind and only partially able to sway her decisions, he becomes obsessed. But Bella is determined to figure out the hold he has over her- and break it -no matter what it takes.

    Also known as the one where Edward is a manipulative asshat, Bella's got a backbone, and Alice has more secrets than she lets on. Jasper/Bella endgame. Crossposted to ff.net

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    Kamber Vicasi is nothing like what Edward expected when he heard that a new family had moved to Forks. She has the eyes and personality of a human.... but she is a little too perfect to be human. So perfect that Edward finds his thoughts full of her, he dreams of her and before he knows it, he loses his heart to her.

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    in which two worlds collide and the voices seem to quieten when she's near him.

     

     

    " you can't fix me,
    because i'm not broken "

     

    "this is it,
    huh,
    this is when you
    break up with me. "

     

    Edward Cullen x Harleen Quinzel because why not

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    3/?
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    Violet Cullen é a irmã mais nova de Rosalie. Só que ela é uma bruxa. Como será que ela vai se adaptar a uma nova vida com um bando de vampiros?

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    Português brasileiro
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    123,825
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    112/112
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    9
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    2
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    1174

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