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    “I’m not sure I know,” Bill replied, “but I think w-we’re all childless. Is that ih-it?”

    There was a moment of shocked silence.

    “Yeah,” Mike said. “That’s it.”

    But that’s in a different universe. In this one, only five of the seven losers are childless. In this one, Stanley Uris throws out every razor he owns and books a flight to Bangor before he can change his mind or come to his senses, and he kisses his wife and his three kids goodbye on his way out the door.

    And about twelve hundred miles away, Eddie Kaspbrak is already well over halfway to Derry when he pulls over on I-95…

    … and he finds his nine-year-old daughter hiding in his trunk.

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    If you asked Richie to name the three people least likely to be handling the animal talent on this set, he would say Sandra Day O’Connor, Mike Tyson, and Eddie Kaspbrak. All preposterously out of place, and all uniquely intimidating. But he swivels around in the makeup chair, takes two steps, and there he is, his Eddie, with a furry monstrosity heaped in his arms like a museum with no coat check, milling around by Camera 2. Here we go: initiating Jell-o spine! Locking knees into position! Dumping sweat reserves to palms in three, two, one! With any luck Richie will shoot through the roof at an angle that crash lands in the ocean. Then the cat hisses at a boom op, and Eddie shushes it with a withering scowl so familiar Richie breaks out in a snorting giggle he hasn’t had genuine access to since he was a snotnosed kid. Not in decades. Not since Eddie declined to take their little double act from radio to the screen, and Richie went ahead without him.

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    eddie encounters his first paparazzi

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    Richie applies for (and gets!) an administrative assistant job for the CEO of Kaspbrak and Co. It’s not exactly his dream job but his boss is definitely his dream guy. Too bad nothing will ever happen there…

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    He realizes, suddenly, that being in a position like this meant nothing to him two weeks ago. At the time, it was completely normal, holding no real meaning other than comfort and tradition – after all, him and Eddie have been disgustingly cuddly with one another since they were kids, even though they’d usually bicker while holding each other close, much to the annoyance (and entertainment) of their friends.

    Now, however, Richie can feel his heart skip a beat in his chest, an undeniable thundering that echoes loudly in his ears. He can picture his younger self, as much of an oblivious idiot as he may have been, soaking in the warmth and the affection of Eddie’s touch when they hugged, shoved, or even just nudged one another. It’s funny, really, how much changes once you’re aware of how you feel.

    [In which Eddie and Beverly lie to their friends for five years before finally coming out, much to the surprise of one supposedly straight Richie Tozier.]

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    Everyone else is doing great after Derry, but Richie and Eddie are still a little bit lost.

    The (totally, definitely platonic, absolutely just bros helping bros) spanking helps a lot though.

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    The Losers defeat Pennywise at thirteen years old, but when Bill sets out to write that story he gets a bit too carried away. The events of Chapter Two become the main plot of his book and there’s possibly one too many revelations. The Losers are extremely unhappy about it.

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    One night Eddie is a bit too tired to do anything but Richie is insistent and "I just want to make you feel soft and relaxed, Eds, you don't have to do anything, just let me make you feel good."
    And Eddie sighs but goes with it anyways because Richie is adorable when she begs for Eddie to let her touch her. And because she loves her so much.

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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    “Eddie Kaspbrak, repeat after me: ‘I am a sloppy bitch.’”

    Eddie sighs. “I am a sloppy bitch.”

    “Good. Now that we’ve got that sorted, let’s break up with your wife and boyfriend.”

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    "I think I’m scared of the shower.”

     

    “Oh,” Richie says. “Oh,” he says again, giving Eddie a small, tight-lipped smile. “That okay, Eds, that seems pretty normal considering. Want me to sit in there with you while you shower? Stand guard?”

     

    “Will you talk the whole time?” Eddie asks. 

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    “You can wear one of my shirts, they should fit. You’re small enough anyway,” he says, and then his mouth snaps shut and his cheeks burn as if they are kids in a hammock again and he just said something he shouldn’t have. Well, he shouldn’t have said it anyway, but he’s 40 now so he really should’ve known better.

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    eddie wears richie's shirts. that's it.

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    "So, what’s your damage, Eds?” Richie says.

    Eddie blinks down at the walkie. He’s so tired, he’s been hiking all day and it’s only sheer exhaustion that’s keeping him from freaking out about how itchy he feels right now and how he doesn’t see a shower anywhere in here. He scrubs at his eyes and then presses the button again. “Excuse me?”

    “People take this job when they wanna get away from shit,” Richie says casually, like they’re discussing the weather. “So what’s wrong with you?”

    “I — that’s — what the fuck’s wrong with you?” Eddie splutters. He’s way too fucking tired for this. Instinctively, he curls in the fingers of his left hand, running his thumb over the pale band of skin on his ring finger.

    Richie laughs, a scratchy sound that makes Eddie’s chest tighten. “Hey man, maybe I just like trees.”

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    Or, Eddie Kaspbrak, newly divorced, takes a summer job as a fire lookout in the Shoshone National Forest, with only the voice on the other end of his walkie talkie to keep him company. Inspired by the video game Firewatch.

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    It’s like looking through one of those old View-Master toys. Two disparate images merge into a three-dimensional whole: the cute, mouthy guy he met at a hotel bar and the foul-mouthed, fast-talking kid he's just starting to remember.

    Eddie fucking Kaspbrak, half-forgotten one night stand and the absolute love of Richie’s teenage life.

    Or: Richie hooks up with a stranger while he’s on tour. A year later, he walks into the Jade of the Orient and remembers Eddie Kaspbrak.

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    Eddie's too curious for a teenager and fucks everything up.

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    If he were anyone else, this would be the moment for him to ask what the hell Eddie is doing: in California, generally, and showing up at Richie’s door with a stack of luggage and no explanation, specifically. It’s an interrogation that Eddie has been dreading mostly because he doesn’t actually have any good answers.

    (Or: after Derry, Eddie gets a divorce, moves into Richie's spare room, and starts to figure his life out.)

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    It’s not the first time Eddie’s shown up at Richie’s window at a bad time, but this might just take the cake.

    Or: accidental sex, miscommunications, teenage obliviousness, and how to realize you're in love with your best friend.

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    In the winter and spring of 1994, the forgetting has already started.

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