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    “C’mon Eds, don’t be mad! I’m just messing with you, you know that. You know I can’t pass up any opportunity to ever make fun of you.” He raps his knuckles against the door, stifling a giggle, and opens it.

     

    He absolutely wasn’t prepared for what he saw in that moment.

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    “You started this.” Richie reminded him.

    “And I’ll finish it too.” Eddie rolled his hips back on Richie’s fingers, clenching around them as he did.

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    When Eddie spends the summer before senior year at Christian summer camp, no one misses him more than Richie, but when he finally meets the Losers again, he is not at all what Richie had prepared for. Eddie Kasprak looks ready to sin.

    xxxxxxx

    “Hurry up, Richie. It’s so hot.” Eddie whined. Richie’s dick twitched in his pants.

    “Sorry,” he muttered. After some fiddling, he finally managed to get the pesky crucifix off and Eddie turned around to take it.

    They were standing very close.

    Eddie grabbed at the chain in Richie’s hand, fingers brushing together briefly as he smiled.

    “Thanks, Rich.” He admonished, bending over to wrap the necklace around his fallen bike’s handlebars.

    As he leant over, Richie couldn’t help but think he was being tested by God. Perhaps, the crease between Eddie’s ass and thighs was a punishment for his impure thoughts. Or maybe the tight curve of Eddie’s ass underneath the simple black briefs was a direct threat.

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    The A/C breaks on a particularly hot day, and Richie Tozier can't take his eyes (or mind) off of his boyfriend's running shorts.

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    They’re slightly too big for him, almost hanging off his (delicious little narrow) hips, so you’d think he’d know they’re not his, and maybe he does, but Richie isn’t sure because wearing someone else’s shorts doesn’t seem like something Eddie would do either accidentally or on purpose. Richie does know, however, that Eddie is wearing them without anything underneath.

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    Longtime roommates Richie and Eddie are down on their luck, facing eviction right before the holidays.
    To save their apartment, Richie devises the brilliant plan to produce a homemade porn flick and rake in the cash... but he fails to consider how asking his unrequited crush to star might complicate their relationship.

    AKA two trashy 30-somethings think it's a good idea to try to solve their problems by making a goofy porno, get their friends to help them, and catch feelings along the way.

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    “Don’t ‘Eds’ me right now, asshole, I’m getting you to a hospital.” Without thinking, Eddie grabbed Richie’s hand. To his surprise, Richie flinched away.

    “Wha-“ Eddie stammered.

    “Don’t do that shit!” Richie gritted his teeth and winced.

    “Do what?” Eddie blinked, confused and a little bit hurt.

    “THIS!” Richie gestured to his hand. “It’s so…” he looked around nervously, making sure no one was nearby. “…gay,” Richie hissed out the word.

     

    OR Four Times Eddie held Richie's hand.

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    The first thing he had noticed were his eyes. 
    The next thing he noticed was his lips. 
    The last thing he noticed—as if he could ever stop noticing the delicate, fragile features of this boy—were his legs. 

    And those fucking shorts. 

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    “Ugh. Stan! I can’t stand him!” Eddie huffed and ran his fingers through his hair as he paced around the apartment. “He never does the laundry, he never cooks, and when he does — which, mind you, is like once every 5 months — the food is either burnt or raw. Richie is officially the worst roommate in the world.” With that he sank into an armchair, which sagged and squeaked ominously.

    (where Stanley is the (un)official relationship counsellor for Reddie, both of whom are dumbasses who are mutually pining for one another. It's complicated, but not really.)

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    bigbilliam: are you an Eddie’s Ass Guy or a Stan’s Ass Guy?

    mikedamnlon: if you don’t say stan wyd?

    bigbilliam: i do baseball and stan still has a better ass than me

    mikedamnlon: 🍑💦💞

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    "Do you think you can love more than one person at the same time?" Stan asks him one late afternoon in mid-July.

    "Sure, Stan the Man," Richie answers way too chipper for someone who's butchering another person in the ring, even if just virtually, "Do you not like both your mom and dad?"

    "That's not what I mean," Stan snaps testily at him, seemingly irritated by Richie not getting what he's saying without him having to explain himself, "I mean love, love." He hesitates, then adds in a murmur, "You know, like a crush."

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    There are quite a lot of videos, too. Every subject. A lot about his health–a lot of HEALTH UPDATEs, as many as there are HEALTH UPDATE: IT’S NOT CANCERs. He always, Richie notes, makes his videos in his apartment. He has a fanatical obsession with building and painting little model cars, and all of those videos are forty-five minutes and barely watched, comparatively speaking. EDDlESLEFTEYEBROW on twitter, the I in Eddie curiously enough a lower case L, posits that “you're not a real eddietv fan unless you've watched at least 5 of his model car painting videos without skipping through im js.”

    After barely twenty-four hours in his new apartment, Richie's already made an enemy out of his high-strung next door neighbor. After accidentally committing mail fraud, Richie discovers that said high-strung next door neighbor is also, coincidentally, a high-strung and reasonably successful YouTube star.
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    "Richie, do you know what love is?"
    “Love is when you’re comfortable enough to take a shit with the door open.”

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    "“Fuck.” The guy says again and even in the lighting Richie can see the way he turns white as a sheet. “Pause my Garmin-” he grits out before his head lolls and he promptly passes out, Richie barely having time to process and react before he’s cradling the guy’s head in his arms.

    “Pause your what?” He chokes out, panicked, “Buddy, hey man. Dude. Are you alright? Jesus.” He taps the hot guy’s cheeks a few times with no response before he fumbles in his pocket to find his phone. Patty was going to kill him. Just when he was supposed to be getting back out there with a positive spin on his coming out he’d gone and accidentally murdered someone at 5 am in New York just trying to get coffee. His life could not be more of a joke. He finally manages to pull his phone from his endless, gaping hole of a pocket while still keeping Hot Guy propped when the man’s eyes flutter open again."

    Or the one where Richie outs himself at 3 AM on Twitter, unintentionally almost murders someone on a New York sidewalk, and falls in love with Eddie Kaspbrak's Instagram.

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    Eddie loves his friends, a lot, so when Beverly texts him asking if he’ll model something for her so she can make sure it’s sitting right, he tells her it’s fine.

    ‘Something’ ends up being a tiny pair of satin— or silk, Eddie’s not sure, he’s not totally familiar with the materials— shorts that she’s apparently working on for Nike or some company like that, Eddie’s not entirely clear on that, either. She says a lot of fashion jargon-y words and evaluates him from a bunch of different angles before she says, “I think they work.”

    “I think they’re sort of short,” Eddie tells her. Bev just laughs and lightly smacks him on the ass. Eddie makes a face at her.

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    New Year's Eve 2016 (and New Year's Eve Eve 2016).

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    Richie accidentally sees Eddie wearing nothing but *the* red shorts and confessions happen.
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    “You can touch me,” Eddie said. His head bowed slightly, looking through his eyelashes at Richie.

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    Eddie seems in better spirits than before, and he gets some of the playful gleam back in his eyes after a few minutes, shoving Richie off the dock and into the water while laughing loudly. Richie comes up for air, water dripping all over his glasses, and the sight of Eddie’s head thrown back with laughter is enough to make him feel like he’s still below the surface, losing all his breath.

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    Or, the Losers take a vacation together and Richie pines like it’s his goddamn job.

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    “Hey, Eddie.” He swallows, all of the saliva in his mouth has gone tacky with sudden anxiety. He doesn’t know if he’s talking more to Eddie or himself when he continues. “Don’t freak out.”

    “Richie?”

    “You should come stay with me.” There, it’s out there. He feels better for all of half a second before he realizes he was kind of vague and it kind of sounds like he’s inviting Eddie to move in with him. “I mean, just until your train situation is better.”

    “Um,” Eddie says.

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    The radio flicks off. Eddie waits in silence for a few seconds, heart beating fast in his chest. The sound of bare feet slapping against tile signals someone coming then who he assumes to be Richie rounds the corner and —

    Oh.

     
    Oh.

     
    Richie has nothing on except a towel tied loosely around his waist. And he has a really good body. Droplets of water fall to the tile floor from the mop of damp, dark curls on his head. He has approximately one million freckles scattered all over his pale skin like constellations. His mouth is slightly open, eyebrows raised in surprise. Eddie’s eyes flicker from his toned stomach to his sharp cheekbones and dark eyes. I’m gonna pass out, Eddie thinks, I’m gonna pass out and this ridiculously attractive asshole will have to witness it.

    “Oh. Hi.” Eddie clears his throat and hopes Richie can’t see his blushing cheeks through his slight sunburn. “I’m, um, Eddie. Eddie Kaspbrak? I’m supposed to be writing an article about you for the school newspaper?”

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