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    Mikey: @bigbill hasnt said anything
    Eddiek: yeah he could be some sort of creep
    Bevvy: i dont think so
    Bevvy: everyone else turned out nice
    Bigbill: what the literal fucj
    Bigbill: i have 25 notifs for somthing i didnt even knoe existed

    (I'll probably change the summary too)

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    5/?
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    99
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    Richie doesn't know how to act but...wbk

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    3/?
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    "It’s just that, for whatever unquantifiable or indistinguishable reason, high school just fucking sucks."

     

    or, the one where richie gets to his sophomore year, realizes some things about himself, falls in love, gets his ass kicked, and makes a mixtape, all with the help of his best friends, though not necessarily in that order.

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    Valentine’s Day 1985 was the day where Richie Wheeler decided he was going to tell Eddie Kaspbrak how he really feels.

     

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    this is the first fic I've written in like 3 years please excuse a horrible story line lmao

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    4
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    The one in which Richie hides his feelings because he's the funny one, and the funny one can't show his feelings. But Eddie, he understands.

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    2/2
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    1
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    The Losers go to Hogwarts :)

    Year One

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    1/?
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    16
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    After they killed pennywise Richie carries Eddie outside not wanting to leave him in that cursed place. He is brought into the hospital. Join the Losers, especially Richie and Eddie, as they start to get better and start to heal.

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    16/?
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    And he felt that bitterness in his mouth, that weight on his stomach… that feeling of emptiness, in finding that nothing seemed to come back to mind even while seeing it. To think that he was so close to the other, that he had come so far as to become a real PDA show, because that was what it was. Freak show. For everybody to see.

    [In which Richie Tozier finally make out with his crush]

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    "Richie makes a fateful encounter with a sexy nurse (sort of)
    Was Richie expecting him to blow his mind? Yes.

    ...Was he expecting him to sAvE hIs LiFe!?!?!?

    READ AND FIND OUT...

     

     

     

    (I ACCIDENTALY DELETED MY FIC!!! but i managed to find my draft in docs so i just FiXeD it up xxx)

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    Richie shrugs. “I know I say dicks make the world go round, but I don’t really need this one.”

    “Don’t make dick jokes when I can’t hear if they’re about mine or not,” Eddie says when he returns to Richie’s side, buttoning up his coat.

    “Your dick is nothing to laugh about,” Richie says, and Eddie groans, turns to Steve and apologizes.

    Or, Richie turns down a potential investor in his career, but he's not particularly sad about it.

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    Richie a réussi à traîner Eddie à un concert de The Cure.
    C'est la première fois qu'Eddie va à un concert et il ne se sent définitivement pas à sa place. Mais puisque c'est un moyen de passer du temps avec Richie, il va faire avec, quitte à perdre 3% d'audition dans le processus.

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    1/1
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    6/?
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    13
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    "Before the break, we asked our contestants: who was your first love? Richie, what did you write?"

    Your mom

    "Heh. That's what we get for inviting a comedian on the show," Chet snorts. "Very mature, Mr. Trashmouth. Maybe your partner can illuminate us. You guys were childhood friends, right? So fill us in, Eddie. Who was Richie's first love?"

    Rolling his eyes, Eddie flips over his card.

    My mom

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    Richie and Eddie go on a game show for couples. Nobody expects them to be such a dream team. And nobody suffers as much as the host.

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    The other five chuckle at the two’s antics, and it’s only then that something dawns on Ben so quick he nearly chokes on his beer.

    “Holy shit,” he splutters, because how the fuck did it take him this long to fucking realise.

    -

    The others wise up to Richie and Eddie's bullshit and try to do something about it. They... kinda pull it off?

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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    20
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    Richie and Eddie have explored a very casual D/s dynamic, but they've never really engaged in a serious roleplay, and Eddie's never taken the Dominant role before. They both like things the way they've gone, but Richie's also thought switching could be hot.

    Their first time doing both, and all of Richie's fantasies of what his demanding little spitfire could be like when put in control in the bedroom are suddenly dashed on the rocks of reality-- when Eddie Kaspbrak plays doctor, he doesn't mess around.

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    1/1
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    188
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    13
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    2001
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    "You've got a really great voice, deadass."

    Eddie snorted and giggled, "Deadass? Really?"

    "Yeah," Richie said, "are you singing in a band? The battle of the bands is in two months."

    "I wish I could," Eddie admitted, "but I'm not cut out for it."

    "Sure you are! Your talent is to good to go to waste Ed's!" Richie smiled wide. "And hey, my band needs a lead singer, and I'd think you'd be perfect for it-"

    "RICHIE TOZIER YOU BETTER GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW!"

    Richie laughed nervously and grabbed some drumsticks from a bin.

    "Do me a favor and meet me here after school next friday!" And with that, he sped off before Eddie could say anything.
    ____________________________________

    Just a heads up, this shit's kinda gay.
    Richie, the guitarist, is somehow able to recruit the cutest boy he's ever met.
    Bev, the drummer, would do anything for her friends.
    Stan, the bass player, meets a shy, stuttering boy who's struggling with his past.
    Eddie, the new lead singer, is trying to prove his self-worth.
    Mike, Ben, and Georgie are also here and are important!!
    Most recent update: December 31, 2019

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    "Wait, Eds, shit, right against the door? Shouldn't we like, go to the bed or something?"

    Eddie looked to contemplate it for a second, before shaking his head. "You could go again."

    Oh. So that's how the night was going to go.

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    Edward Kaspbrak is a regular middle aged man, risk analyst for a famous insurance company. He has a wife he doesn't love, and a long list of problems, varying from chronic asthma to panic attacks.
    One day, refreshing his Facebook dash, his sight gets caught by a man with dumb square glasses who's telling very unfunny jokes in his stand up comedy show.
    But if these jokes really aren't funny, why is he watching one video after the other, binge watching all of his works? Why is listening to this Richie Tozier's show making him feel alive, more than he's felt in years?

    Basically: what if Eddie saw one of Richie's shows and decided to go after him before Mike's call?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    188
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    23
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    2812
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    Richie makes fun of Eddie's obsession with chapstick and when Richie runs out his own, he asks Eddie for some of his.

    Except Eddie is petty and wants to teach Richie a lesson.

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    1/1
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    16
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    2435
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    The Party meets Richie and Eddie. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    30
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