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    When I was ten, trying to find myself amongst a throng of identical boys, with identical sob stories and identical haircuts, we were told we would be getting twice weekly visits from the prince himself, in anticipation of the upcoming royal birth that winter.

     

    Simon Snow doesn't have many plans for his life yet.
    Falling into an enchanted forest, being turned into a swan, and being forced to work to save the world with his sworn enemy, aren't on his immediate agenda.
    But when a mysterious prophecy claims that only Simon can save the world of the tyranny that has gripped magic, it doesn't look like he has much of a choice.

    (fully written and updating every couple of days!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    34
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    3
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    Simon Snow is just your average barista at a (slightly magickal) coffee shop in West London. He likes his life—likes the comfort of routine, the early mornings with Penny, and serving drinks to all manner of magickal folk.
    But this one infuriating customer keeps showing up, and Simon is pretty sure he's a vampire...

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    English
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    50,596
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    37
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    “And now it feels like the entire world knows who Simon Snow is. Penelope says it’s very narcissistic of me to think that.”

    After the release of his third album, ‘Carry on’, it seems like no one can get enough of American singer Simon Snow. He’s still surprised when he gets invited to the Met Gala though.

    A-list British actor Baz Pitch knows who he is. But his world gets turned upside down when he gets locked in a Met Gala bathroom with that redneck Simon Snow, and now everyone thinks they’re dating. As if.

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    3,132
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    603
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    It’s eighth year for our favorite students of Watford, which means it’s time to present their original spells.

    Penny’s spell, A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes, transfers the subject (in this case, simon) and their soulmate of sorts into a makeshift fantasy realm where they have to live as the protagonists in classic fairy tales until they accept their feelings towards each other.

    Although... nobody could have guessed that Baz of all people was Simon’s... soulmate?

    This should be fun. Or terrifying. We’ll see.

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    English
    Words:
    57,245
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    256
    Kudos:
    246
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    4801
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    The Popped Cherry shadow cast is in dire need of a Rocky. Simon Snow has a week to prepare for the role. The person enlisted to help bring him up to snuff? None other than the show's star (and Simon's roommate), Baz Pitch.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    364
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    Young god of love Simonides is tasked by his father, the god of war, to bring about the ruin of a mortal prince to punish his blasphemy. However, once Simonides sees his intended victim, he begins to have misgivings. Prince Tyrannus might have offended the gods with his very existence, but all Simonides can see is how beautiful and lonely he is.

    Or, a very loose interpretation of the Eros and Psyche myth.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,840
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    575
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    “Whatever,” Simon grumbles as he grabs for a burger. “I still think panic should just fuck off.”

    I gulp down the last swig left of my Canada Dry and smile.

    “That, Snow, I’d toast to.”

     

    Or: Two years after graduating from Watford on less than ideal terms, an unfortunate date and a mis-text unexpectedly reunite Simon and Baz. Simon eager to salvage the night and Baz eager to spend more time with Simon, the two embark on late-night excursions, and discover more about themselves and each other.

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    English
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    19,781
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    336
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    Baz is content with life. He's got a cuddly cat, supportive friends and family, and plenty of GBBO to watch. What happens when he matches with someone with a sweet smile and puppy dog eyes on a dating app?

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    English
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    3,480
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    309
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    “If some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep, even so I will endure…”
     
    Captain Simon Snow of the Chosen One is many things—cunning, handsome, ruthless. Greedy. It’s no surprise that Snow finds a way to piss off the God of the Sea, he always manages to get himself into some type of trouble. This time, however, he’s not the only one who will suffer the consequences. Poseidon promises to not stop his pursuit until Snow and all of his men are dead.

    Enter Basilton Pitch—rich, beautiful, mysterious. Suspicious. He offers the crew of the Chosen One a hefty sum to take him back to Europe from the Caribbean. And who is Captain Snow to refuse so much coin? After all, Greek gods aren’t real.

    Right?

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    491
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    Simon Snow grew up a ward of Watford Abbey, but when his magic manifested in an explosive accident as a child, he became the Abbey’s anchorite—never to leave Watford’s walls, for his own protection. That is, until Abbot David sends him on an important errand…

    Basilton Pitch paints portraits for his patron, Lord Grimm. But he’s never forgotten the magic he learned from his mother—nor the men who condemned her to death as a heretic. When Simon arrives and offers Baz a commission from Watford Abbey, he sees his chance to avenge his mother once and for all...and he’s willing to burn down everything in his path to that end.

    But it was no coincidence that pulled these two unlikely souls together. Something more sinister is underway at Watford Abbey, and only Simon and Baz can uncover the truth before everything goes up in flames.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    205
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    This story takes place in a world where the equivalent of the Hunger Games exists, but in a all-magic society, so magic and monsters take the place of machines and technology. Simon and Baz are not direct analogues of Katniss and Peeta; rather, this is an imagining of how Simon and Baz might fare in a Hunger Games scenario.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    37
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Prompt: Drama Society starting up again with theatre kid Baz.

    ATTENTION!

    The Watford School’s Drama Society is returning. Our fall musical will be High School Musical.

    If you want to join our team, auditions are in the auditorium on Saturday, September 12th starting at 12:00.

    Please prepare a song of your choosing.

    Sign up below to audition to be a Wildcat:

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    English
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    19,750
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    478
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    Simon Snow is a baker and aspiring playwright in Prohibition Era New York City. When he meets a handsome man at Shepherd's speakeasy who is interested in his work, he can't help but think it feels too good to be true.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
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    2
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    11
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    70
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    September 1940: Going back to Watford feels different this year, and not just because England is at the brink of war with Germany and Italy. Penelope seems unsettled by everything, and Agatha is distant, and Baz is … simply not here.

    What if Carry On but during the Blitz?? Yeah.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    13
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    2
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    I don’t fully understand what plagues him, but I know it’s bad, and I know it goes deeper than guilt. He didn’t want to kill his father, not really, but we were instructed to do so by Apollo. Cleanse the house of its sins, dispose of a murderer to set things right. It was only right that I join him; he was avenging my mother as much as his. Clearly, Apollo didn’t seem to consider that such an act would make Simon a murderer in his father’s place. It seems I got off fine, but as far as Simon is concerned, the vengeful spirits that once spun and danced on the roof of the palace now hunt him down, determined not to stop until he rids the world of himself.

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    English
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    7,086
    Chapters:
    4/6
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    114
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    “Simon Snow, if you don’t explain why there’s a fucking baby dragon in our room right now, I’m going to spell you into oblivion.”
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    Simon and Baz become unexpected foster parents.

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    English
    Words:
    20,123
    Chapters:
    12/15
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2146
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    Baz lives at a boarding school run by his father for troubled boys to conceal his vampire identity from the magical world. Being alone amongst Normals isn’t easy, but being forced to live with an insufferable roommate makes him want to set himself on fire. That is until he realizes that his roommate, Simon Snow, doesn’t belong there. He’s no troubled teen. He’s kind and selfless and the human embodiment of the sun. And Baz is hopelessly in love with him. Right?

    Simon’s constantly being moved around care homes and foster families, never staying in one place long. His emotions control him and cause him to end up in disastrous situations more often than not. After being sent to The Grimm Academy for Troubled Boys, he’s forced to room with Baz, a boy who finds every opportunity to get under Simon’s skin. After one unfortunate incident, Simon’s world is turned upside down and he begins to question his reality: who he is, who he wants to be, and who he loves.

    Late night adventures, friendship, love confessions, first kisses, magic, and a romance no vampire could ever dream of.

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    English
    Words:
    13,553
    Chapters:
    6/22
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1111
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    Simon’s a student at Watford University. His main goal is to pass his classes, make it through school fairly unscathed, and to find a job after he graduates.

    However, his world changes when he crashes into Baz, who he hates at first, but soon finds himself inexplicably drawn to him.

    Unfortunately for him, the world moves in mysterious ways, and while Simon is falling (quickly), a strange man with a moustache has other plans.

    With constant run-ins with Baz, a random man appearing everywhere, and strange dreams of past lives with Baz—Simon begins to wonder how coincidental all of this is.

    But they have to be.

    Because past lives are fake, magic isn’t real, and this strange man popping up everywhere can’t be for a reason.

    (Right?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,420
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2380
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    I don’t know why I agreed to this job.

    Well, I do. I need the money, and I need to obtain it legally. But still, I’m beginning to wish I just got a job as a seamstress or maid and earned a steady living, like Penny suggested, instead of, and I quote: “running off to get yourself killed the first time some shady guy offers you some quick cash.”

    The aforementioned phrase was actually prefaced with “Simone, don’t even think about-“. It was the one strict rule she set before she left.

    She’s not going to be pleased.

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    Simon is hired to retrieve some stolen goods. Instead, she ends up escorting a rather rude (but also rather attractive) young woman with bad preservation instincts home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,565
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    561
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    I never told Baz I even sent that text. I did it on a whim- a stupid thing while he was at a class and I was at home, staring at a faded picture of Ebb and the goats and longing for a piece of that back.
    I hadn’t actually expected her to reply.

     

    Simon and Baz return to Watford- for the goats. Definitely for the goats. No other reason.

    OR- The post-canon fic we all needed, where Simon and Baz finally revisit their old room, at the top of a tower.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    832

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