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    Part two of three: Our dynamic duo boards the Normandy and begins training with the crew you know and love -- who quickly realizes there is more going on here than mere collegial cooperation.
    Original story and characters based on the Mass Effect game series.
    Rated M for adult language, themes and/or suggestions.
    New chapter posted ~Monday nights -- would love reviews, comments, critiques, suggestions.

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    A collection of Mass Effect drabbles for this year's Fictober. Tags are updated as we go!

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    With the crew milling about the Starboard Observation Lounge, Shepard took a moment to stand back in the shadows. It was good to see them all finally meshing as a team, though it didn't take long for someone to seek her out. Smirking slightly, Kasumi handed her a distinctive looking glass, prompting Shepard to raise an eyebrow. She knew exactly what was in that drink, and didn't need the plucky thief's assertion that the cocktail was to help her 'acclimatise'... she was also certain that Thane had been close enough to hear the woman's comments. However she wasn't the type of person to back down from a challenge, so catching Thane's eye, Shepard raised the drell-venom infused drink in a silent toast before taking a sip; from the way his onyx eyes followed the movement, she was confident it was only the beginning.

    *A major re-working/updating of a story I originally wrote between 2014 - 2017*

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    Shepard rejects the Catalyst's curated options. When the apparent ghost of Legion comes to her aid, she entrusts both the galaxy's fate--and her own--to him. She is rewarded with a life where she kept her promise to Garrus. Yet questions persist regarding the Crucible; finding the answers will require fighting Terra Prima fascists, reconnecting the Geth Consensus, and (maybe) getting married.

    "Remember, Shepard-Commander: The first thing a god masters is herself."

    A post-ME3 story exploring new mysteries, domestic life, disability, and romance for Shepard. Established Shakarian love builds to Shalibrations throuple once Tali moves in with her favorite human and turian on the Citadel. Various Normandy Ensemble appearances.

    *Now featuring art by Alan M. Capes (seealandraw) [Ch.7] and The Pixel Agora (thepixelagora) [Ch.11]

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    What is left when the ashes fall? Who is there to pick up the pieces? Are some burdens too much for any one person to bear?

    The Crucible was activated. The choice rippled through the galaxy. And now, with the Reapers defeated at last, the ones left standing must face the aftermath of fallen nations and toppled civilizations. They all knew the outcome, but so few were truly ready to face the consequences of what survival truly meant.

    Set directly following the ending of ME3, this dual-POV fic explores grief, love, and healing between Garrus, Shepard, and the galaxy at large.

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    19/?
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    The necessities, the demands, and the endless pressure that is war finally crack the foundation that is Commander Shepard. Forced to face his demons, John is reminded once again that the people he fights for are willing to defend him, even from himself.

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    37/?
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    “Jeff, by my calculations it has been approximately 19 hours since you last slept. As you know, I am perfectly capable of piloting the ship in your absence for sleep”

    The pilot sighed, spinning his chair around and to address the floating orb that was his co-pilot.

    “I know how long it’s been since I last slept EDI. I don’t need you reminding me. I just. I don’t know. I can’t seem to get my brain to calm down. You know?”

    “No Jeffery I do not ‘know’. My functions are designed to run unhindered even in the event of power disruption. However it is my understanding that humans do not function like this. Have you attempted any nightly rituals. Warm milk perhaps?”

    It was often hard to tell when the AI was joking but he could almost hear the teasing tone that rang out from the speakers. She had a point, even if she was making an attempt at teasing him. Normally he did have a nightly ritual but with all the stress of the recent Collector attacks he hadn't really had the drive to engage in it.
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    Day 16 of Kinktober: Phone Sex

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    The war is over, the galaxy saved, thousands of souls spared. And now they must learn to live in the wreckage. How do you mourn a woman who became a god? How do you grieve when she never really died? Ximena Shepard sacrificed herself to control the reapers, and now Kaidan Alenko is stuck knowing the love of his life is out there, just out of his reach. His one saving grace is the little girl who came out of all of this mess, his daughter, Valeria Alenko.

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    Snapshots of Kaidan Alenko trying to be a good dad

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    人类历史上一场失败的政变引出了一些思考。

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    It's been years since the Reaper War ended. The threat is over and all is well. Right?

    ......Right?

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    31/?
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    Destroy. Control. Synthesize.

    Aristaeus Evangeline Shepard has been through hell and back. She's died, for spirits' sake. But it was all worth it. It all finally brought her to the Crucible. She could take care of the Reaper problem.

    Destroy. Control. Synthesize.

    The options are presented to her, but... But is this it? No matter what she chooses, it still doesn't feel like winning. This is just another instance of sacrifice for the greater good. She's so tired. She doesn't want to have to lay down anymore lives for the sake of the war.

    Destroy. Control. Synthesize.

    Ari Shepard decides on something else.

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    With the glow of Earth behind them, and the entire galaxy before them, Garrus finds Commander Shepard buried beneath the wreckage of the Crucible, barely alive. The wounds she had garnered left the Commander unable to be removed from the Crucible, and with time running out swiftly, Garrus prays that this final 'gift' from Cerberus will save the only thing worth saving in the Milky Way: his girl.

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    When Electra Shepard wakes from a coma following the destruction of the Reapers, she quickly realizes her happy ending is much more complicated than anyone could have imagined. No one knows how Shepard survived firing the crucible, much less how she is pregnant with Garrus Vakarian's baby. Thrust into the complex politics of rebuilding the galaxy, Electra and Garrus struggle to make their own happiness last while they search for answers.

    Meanwhile, new forces of darkness threaten the galactic peace the crew of the Normandy fought so hard to secure in light of strange discoveries.

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    21/?
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    Cassandra had been baffled when some of the Inquisition's soldiers had brought in a warrior wearing the most unusual set of armour that she'd ever seen, with bizarre objects attached - somehow - to said armour. Novelisation of Dragon Age: Inquisition. Shepard Inquisitor. Default MShep/Josephine. Part I of the Starborn Saga. Part IV of the Starborn Continuation.

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    Aboard the ghastly remains of the Citadel and the Crucible, Garrus and his team are left speechless by the sheer amount of damage that had been done to the former seat of the Council. Blood smears and shredded metal is all that is left in the wake of the war, and the Commander's rescue team was determined to get to the bottom of it. What they weren't ready for, what Garrus isn't ready for, is what they'll find at the top.

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    The Reaper War is over, but at great cost. Worse, Kaidan has to mourn his lover a second time. Or does he?

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    6/?
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    With their plan set in motion, and their hearts on their sleeves, Garrus leads Tali, James, Ashley, and Javik as they turn around and head back to the destroyed Crucible. The trappings of war haunt and watch them as Cortez takes them into the heart of the receding storm, hoping for one last miracle.

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    After Specialist Samantha Traynor's revelation to the team, things become a little tense when the mention of Cerberus' machinations with the Commander come to light. But with a possible solution at hand, Garrus knows this is the only chance he'll get to test this new theory.

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    Astounded that the team had all come to the same conclusion, Garrus grasps for somewhere to start their search when Specialist Samantha Traynor arrives at the captain's quarters. With a datapad clutched tightly to her chest, Traynor shares what she's found deep within Cerberus HQ's files.

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    Appointed acting captain after receiving word from the Alliance that the Normandy's crew would not be grounded anytime in the near future, Garrus tries to take comfort that he could be close to where he and Vala last were, before they left for Earth. But Liara and Tali have other ideas than letting Garrus wallow in the captain's quarters alone.

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