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    Briar Baggins hadn't meant to become a Burglar, it just happened. She never took anything that would be missed or wasn't hers to begin with. She's not sure she's up to stealing an entire Mountain from a DRAGON! That is until she meets a face from her past when he waltzes into her smial with the rest of the Company.
    Nori draws her like a moth to the flame and every time they come together they swear it's the last. When the others catch on they swear it's purely physical nothing more.
    Will they figure out they've stolen each other hearts before it's too late?

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    Things in Erebor were good. The Mountain was thriving and so was the Company. Yavanna decided it had been long enough since Bluebell and Dwalin had been blessed again. Plain speak the Vala was impatient of waiting for them to find the time to make like fauntlings.
    But things never go as smoothly as we plan them.
    And Dwalin can be just as insensitive as any other male when dealing with expectant females.
    Most being do not have a Goddess on their side to 'help' the males understand.
    Yavanna is sometimes too literal.

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    61
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    Dwalin has never seen anything so delicate and perfect as the sweet thing in front of him. Bluebell came in a close second, right after the tray of cookies she was holding.

    Dwalin falls for Blue's cookies first and Blue shortly there after. He is firmly in denial that his Heart Lode is a feisty, courageous, sarcastic, kind, loyal Hobbit. Once everyone finds out though they do their damnedest to make him admit it and that the little Hobbit is head over heels for him even if she won't admit it.

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    18/?
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    89
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    349
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    141
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    Bella Baggins was married to Kili son of Dis, daughter of Thrain, Prince under the Mountain until she caught him lies that shouldn't have existed in the first place. Hormones, embarrassment, help from our favorite spy results in a chase across Middle Earth to heal broken hearts and reunite a family before it's too late.

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    Chapters:
    2/3
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    88
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    33
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    As promised, the very much NOT sad fill of a Dworin week prompt 'Good times'.

    Featuring Fíli & Kíli as small dwarflings.

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    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    34
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    1
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    Bilbo descubre que los enanos tienen cero conocimiento sobre el sexo anal o rimming y acaba teniéndoselo que explicar a Thorin, para su enorme vergüenza. Despues la explicación se profundiza y en su momento dará a Bilbo y a Thorin más de lo que habían esperado.

    Esto comenzó como un one-shot caliente en tono de humor, pero ha acabado tomando vida propia como un gigante triángulo amoroso Bagginshield vs Kilbo. Se ha convertido en una historia de amor, anhelo, congoja, familia y sacrificio. Pero todavía hay smut. Yo todavía soy yo, maldita sea.

    **Estoy ha sido escrito pre-Desolación de Smaug, basado en la version cinematográfica de Un Viaje Inesperado y en el texto de El Hobbit**

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    Chapters:
    25/100
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    102
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    4
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    Until stone is dust and the seas dry up, my love is everlasting.

    A collection of Bagginshield one-shots in various scenarios. See individual chapters for summaries.

    Chapter 7 - It's not that Thorin is uncharitable, he simply doesn't like being accosted by chuggers on his way to work every morning.
    Until one with bronze curls and an arresting smile going by the name of Bilbo Baggins attempts to part him with his money for the greater good, and Thorin can't get rid of it fast enough.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    67
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    It had been nearly a year since the Battle of the Five Armies had ended, and Durin's Day had finally arrived again. Bilbo had been promised quite the celebration by the dwarves of Erebor, and they had come through on their word many times over. Thousands upon thousands of dwarves had filled the partially reconstructed halls under the mountain, throwing a celebration completely beyond belief. It was loud and raucous and involved more food than Bilbo had ever seen in his life. There was alcohol of every type, fine weed of every strain (along with a few mushrooms Radagast had sent, which had resulted in a few dwarves removing clothing and dancing on the tables - something that had, sadly, cost Bilbo most of his appetite;) and music and storytelling and dancing and fireworks. It was definitely something to remember, Bilbo thought.

    He also couldn't help but smile this time. After all, their crazy party was rather fun when it was happening under someone else's roof. Still, he couldn't help but feel a bit sorry for Thorin, sitting at the head table in his finest clothes, feasting upon a bowl of tepid soup, and looking quite stunned by the celebration, indeed...

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    Bilbo finds out that dwarves have zero concept of anal sex or rimming and winds up having to explain it to Thorin, to his great embarrassment. Later, the explanation gets more in-depth and eventually gives both Bilbo and Thorin more than they bargained for.

     

    This began as a comical smut one-shot but eventually took on a life of its own as a massive Bagginshield vs Kilbo love triangle. It has become a tale of love, pining, heartbreak, family, and sacrifice. But there is still smut. I'm still me, damnit.

    **This was written pre-Desolation of Smaug, based on the film version of The Unexpected Journey and The Hobbit text**

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    385,617
    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
    3311
    Kudos:
    1240
    Bookmarks:
    204
    Hits:
    85396
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    For the prompt: Thranduil agrees to save Kili and Fili post BoFA, but Thorin has to let everyone think he's dead.

    Cue Thorin finding himself wandering through Middle-earth, trying - rather unsuccessfully - to avoid notice. That in itself wouldn't be so much of a problem, after all he has experience of being a wandering smith, if he weren't missing his nephews and friends constantly and spending most of his time brooding (when he wasn't busy drowning in guilt). Also royalty just won't leave him alone and dwarves somehow keep popping up everywhere he goes.

    (Or the one where I'm still terrible at writing summaries and you should just read the prompt if you want a comprehensive one.)

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    18,459
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    495
    Bookmarks:
    111
    Hits:
    9637

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