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    Pal is laid up with a sprained ankle. His partners take this opportunity to exploit a fantasy of his.

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    Desperate to escape the bonds of her past, Harrowhark Nonagesimus embarks on a journey west, to work as Canaan territories first (and only) mortician. Unfortunately, she finds herself sharing a bed with the woman who robbed her on the way to town.

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    It wasn’t particularly that Palamedes Sextus thought Abella Trine was such a fascinating character that she was in need of a sequel, following her flighty pursuits further into the distance. It was more that his brain wouldn’t turn off for hell or high water, and he was not particularly interested in becoming mad.

    In the dream bubble, Pal thinks back on his letters to Dulcinea.

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    AU where Palamedes and Dulcinea get married and have a slightly awkward yet happy wedding night.

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    Camilla nods, holding out her hand for Harrow to finally shake. “It’s just me and my cousin, and now you, if you want. We’re vampire hunters.”

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    Modern AU where Dulcinea accepted Palamedes' proposal. He reflects on loving and losing her.

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    “Choke on a dick, Nonagesimus. The only job I'd do for you would be if you wanted someone to hold a sword as you fell on it. The only job I'd do for you would be if you wanted your ass kicked so hard, the Locked Tomb itself opened and a parade came out to sing, ‘Lo! A destructed ass.’ The only job I'd do would be if you wanted me to spot you while you backflipped off the top tier into Drearburh.”

    “That’s three jobs,” Harrow corrected. “And none of those places exist outside of the show, so good luck with executing that.”

    Or: Facing media scandals, teen-heartthrob-actor-turned-troubled-musician Gideon Nav reenters the acting scene on prime-time television's up-and-coming hit "The Locked Tomb" -- renowned director/writer Abigail Pent's newest pirate romantic dramedy -- in attempts to save her career. Unfortunately, reentering the scene means coming face to face with her former college rival and now costar, Harrowhark Nonagesimus. Whilst trying to salvage her upturned career and prior romantic entanglements reappearing, Gideon is met with a mutually beneficial proposal from an old 'friend', Coronabeth Tridentarius.

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    Three scenes in which Camilla Hect does not have a very good time. Coincidentally, also three scenes in which her necromancer does not have a very good time.

    I. Dulcinea's rejection comes in the mail
    II. Palamedes discusses a hypothetical with his cavalier
    III. Camilla Hect swordfights a very old woman

    Series
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    After years of hard work as Mithraeum Entertainment's main girl group, it's time for the Cohort Girls to move on to greener pasture.

    Social Media AU (because I am, in fact, too lazy to write anything and I need to make progress in Adobe XD so it's as good a way as any). (In honor of Twitter's recent departure of hell, we'll start there).

    Find me on Twitter/Tumblr at @TheReadingDuck

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    Classically trained British theatre-turned-film actress Harrowhark Nonagesimus and stunt woman and action star Gideon Nav are set to costar and play love interests in Reach of the Sea, a period drama and Camilla Hect's directorial debut. On screen, the chemistry is electric, but off screen, they can barely stand each other.

    Somehow, they are going to have to make this work, for the sake of their careers.

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    It is a truth universally acknowledged, Magnus used to joke, that a single person in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a spouse. What Magnus didn't seem to know, was what to do if that person was an absolute bag of dicks.

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    In which Dulcie has a painful, degrading, cathartic (and fun) time at the mercy of her partners, Palamedes and Camilla.

    ***

    Implements include rope, cane
    Verbal humiliation focuses on worth, self-worth
    Damage: welts, bruising

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    The only time Camila sees Palamedes run all excited is when he's rushing to read a letter from Dulcinea.

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    1/1
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    “Tell her what we’re up to,” Dulcie says.

    “I think she can guess,” Pal says, a little unevenly.

    “Tell her anyway.”

    Cam is just trying to get home. Palamedes and Dulcie are not helping.

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    Being the journal of Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, chronicling the journey of the Emperor's warship Cenotaph on its hunt to slay an immortal Resurrection Beast.

    Or: the Moby Dick crossover AU that nobody asked for.

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    The Master Warden of the Sixth and the Warden's Hand have been cordially invited to the House of the Seventh to facilitate some inter-House cooperative information exchange.

    To Dulcie's way of thinking, that makes this the perfect time to put on a little unusual Seventh House hospitality.

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    Being the one left behind is hard, but there is some pain to be found in being the first one to go.

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    It isn’t that being caught exercising in the halls is actually embarrassing; Camilla knows that there’s more to health than medicine, and keeping fit requires lifting more than just books. What’s embarrassing, what’s down-to-the-marrow humiliating, is that she actually has the time to exercise. She should be helping her necromancer achieve lyctorhood, not finding exciting new places to do squats.

    It’s some small consolation, perhaps, that there’s at least one other cavalier whose necromancer has seen fit to turn her loose on Canaan House without a duty to fulfill. That the other cavalier is Gideon is, well, less consoling.

    ---

    In an alternate universe where things are progressing as the Emperor Undying intended, Camilla and Gideon find themselves with a lot more time on their hands and a lot less supervision from their necromancers. This could be the start of a beautiful bromance.

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    Palamedes observa Dulcinea. E você observa ele observar ela.

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    Português brasileiro
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    Summary

    Seeking help online- URGENT!!!
    I tried to confess to my longtime crush/rival by quoting The Princes Bride at her (YAKNOW WESLEYS AS YOU WISH) but she's never seen it???
    What do I do now??? I was already planning out our wedding but now I don't even know.

    -Navvsty

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