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    Inspired by; We Can’t Stop by Halloran & Kate (acoustic version)

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    “Lily is in trouble for getting me this drunk. Those cocktails could kill a mortal with a single sip,” she pouted. “It's a damn shame that duels don't play a role in the modern world anymore. Were it 1804 I’d drag her to New Jersey and handle this in a perfectly fucking civil manner. I wouldn’t even have to dirty my blades or ruin my nails.”

    “Alright, Hamilton, there’s no need to go full Aaron Burr on her ass for making you the strongest drinks you’ve had in your whole life. Let’s hesitate and exhibit some restraint. She’s probably ovaries-deep in a carton of cookie dough Ben and Jerry’s right now watching a David Attenborough documentary whilst Mumford & Sons plays in the background. You’re both suffering for your stupidity, I assure you.” She helped her lay down and pulled the covers up over her. “Go to sleep and I’ll go get you some water and Advil to take when you wake up.”

    “Advil is for mortals.”

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    they fit perfectly. but he’s always known that. and probably they shouldn’t, but they do.

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    1/1
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    4
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    46
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    1
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    31 Days of Smut for Kinktober 2020!

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    English
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    54,254
    Chapters:
    28/31
    Comments:
    958
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    393
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    42
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    A collection of smut and sexy times, one a day for October.

    Featuring various fandoms, see the tags/chapter titles.

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    39,446
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    22/31
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    51
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    2
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    “Hey, guys. Have any of you ever seen Catra, like… drunk?” When nobody answers and they all shake their heads, Mermista glances around the table for anyone who looks like they’re hiding something. There’s no way they’ve been friends with Catra for over two years and she’s never gotten drunk around them. She spots Adora flushing slightly and shaking her head a little too aggressively.

    Bingo.
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    OR: Nobody has ever seen Catra drunk before, despite the war being over for 2 years, before today. There are a lot of tears.

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    1/1
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    After taking Greg to dinner, Tom brings him back to his apartment. With Shiv away, anything could happen.

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    1/1
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    Feetman's gonna be so fucking mad. Benrey can't wait to see the look on his face when he opens the door. Oh, shit, there are the footsteps, hell yeah, time to get punched in the face. "yooooo," Benrey drawls, looking– farther up than he needed to. Damn, HEV suit had hella heels. Like, platform shit, put a fucking goldfish in those badboys, Feetman is tiny withou–

    wait.
    This.
    Is not Feetman.

    Feetman didn't have a lot of gray in his longass hair, but this rando has none in his fucking mullet, and also, no glasses. His eyes are brown and green, respectively, and he doesn't look as tired as Feetman did. He does look confused and nonplussed to see Benrey standing there, but that doesn't give way to recognition and then fury, so what fucking gives? Huh? Fuck new skins, all Benrey's homies hate new skins.

    (Or, it's been twenty years since the Black Mesa incident, and Benrey has just respawned, ready to bicker with Gordon again. Gordon, after two decades of therapy and a good deal less stress, is just happy to have the asshole back. Joshua, though? Joshua's going to drag this fucker out to a Denny's parking lot if it's the last thing he does.)

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    5/10
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    Gansta AU — where the guys are just regular mercenaries; no twilight conflict, character-oriented.
    Short stories about Worick and Alex bonding over shared experiences.

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    A collection of short, kinky stories featuring every legend (eventually) and a variety of pairings.

    Today:

    Day 25: Bondage | Gunplay | Inflation - Bangalore x Rampart

    Using this prompt list: https://twitter.com/kinktober2020?lang=en

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    26/32
    Comments:
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    117
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    1
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    A year had passed since Voldemort had fallen – for good this time. And Severus reminded himself he was allowed to shake the shackles of the past off . . . just this once.

    He drained his drink. “Your rooms, or mine?”

    And so, they stumbled into the room together, all possessive hands and hungry mouths. Just two dark creatures taking enjoyment in the feel of one another.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
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    138
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    Hotel Affair AU

    "Hypodermic" Sally Mckenna/James Patrick March Modern Human AU

    Story:
    Stuck in Miami, student meets an older woman

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    1/1
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    A "Mind Games"-verse Anthology:

    A year ago the Heroes of Paris defeated Hawk Moth and reclaimed his miraculous, but the Heroes continued to patrol their city and protect the people of Paris. Every night two of the heroes will scour the city, looking to help people and prevent crime. Between super-villains and common criminals, vandals and runaways, anything can happen when the Heroes of Paris are on patrol!

    New Chapters on Wednesdays

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
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    11
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    2
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    349
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    My first attempt at Kinktober!! Fandom: Undertale
    List used: Kinktober List for 2020

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    45,722
    Chapters:
    29/32
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    211
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    19
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    Having realized that Jack, Rose, and the metacrisis Doctor are all open to at least some level of unconventional relationship, the Doctor and Donna propose an even less conventional arrangement. But properly, with dates and all the traditional courtship. It’s all crystal clear.
    (Spoiler: It is not crystal clear.)

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    Chapters:
    8/11
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    33
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    2
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    When Adrien Agreste reaches near his breaking point, things start to downfall greatly.

    But don’t worry, Lila and Gabriel are here to help him get to it.

    Surprisingly, they aren't the only ones who gets him there.

    If this looks familiar, I posted this a while ago, but then deleted it because I wasn’t bothered to carry on writing it. But now I am.

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    6,007
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    34
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    10
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    1001
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    A Marauders Texting Fic. I’ve read so many good ones I thought I’d have a bash at one myself.

    Will they? Won’t they? (They obviously will...)

    This is my first multi-chaptered fic, so any feedback, good or bad then let me know!

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    English
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    50,311
    Chapters:
    42/?
    Comments:
    920
    Kudos:
    276
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    47
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    6721
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    A worried Meian becomes even more worried when his boyfriend comes home drunk and fails to recognize him.

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    2,682
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    13
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    1
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    On Ginny’s first day at The Daily Prophet she recieved the assignment of a lifetime: Quidditch World Cup, '07. This would’ve been a dream come true if only she wasn’t forced to share a tent with international news journalist, Pansy Parkinson.

    bubbling brooks . pygmy puffs . Pansy's fear of heights . gay parties . figure drawing . Ginny's love of flying . tents . maybe forgiveness

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    89,138
    Chapters:
    15/17
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    41
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    71
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    14
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    2282
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    Join Fujimaru Ritsuka in her various unrelated sexual encounters with both friendly and unfriendly servants! Following the theme of a different kink each encounter, watch as she struggles through not only the lewd situation but also a douse of drama, angst, and maybe even some romance! Oh, just to spice things up a bit, most of the kinks and themes fall under a more dubious manner so brace yourself for what's to come.

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    81,538
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    76
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    11
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    3364
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    Cuz he's a fungi!
    Prompt: Xeno

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    14

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