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Robert's...merry.
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- Part 5 of December 2021
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When Slow Motion Drunks Pick Wallflower Dancers by owl_system
Fandoms: The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields
08 Nov 2021
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Chris takes Robert home after The Spirit Of Christmas, but his denial has something to say.
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙡𝙙𝙚𝙣 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚 by Jessica_Whitlock
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
15 Sep 2021
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The fate of House Lannister rests on Tyrion Lannister's shoulders. His duty to his house is to marry an eligible Lady who'll bear his son's and become Lady of Casterly Rock. To find him a wife, Genna Lannister throw's a ball (with her brother's permission of course) in Tyrion's honor, inviting all the eligible ladies of Westeros. Lord Mace Tyrell receives a raven from the Westerlands, inviting his eldest daughter Lady (Y/n) Tyrell to Tyrion Lannister's name day ball. (Y/n) must leave her family and travel to the West in order to bring honor and prosperity to her own house. Tyrion wishes he wasn't subjected to the torture his Aunt prepared for him, he wishes to stay in his room, reading books about dragons instead of being forced to dance with High-born ladies who look down at him and find him ugly and only wish to stare at his Uncle Gerion. But in the midst of his ball, he meets the Lady (Y/n). Sparks fly whether they want them to or not, and together they're forever entangled in a winding road of romance, friendship, laughter, and sexual tension.
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A Sussy Encounter by juicimichxelgay
Fandoms: Cars (Pixar Movies), Minecraft (Video Game), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Power Rangers, Loki: Agent of Asgard, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, One Direction (Band), Among Us (Video Game), Pingu
03 Jul 2021
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Red is Sus! Harry Styles said sussily.
No Im not Harry Red said not susily.
They kissed. Red became more red. As did Harold
"You look red" said harry.
"No, you're colorblind" said red (sussily).
They kissed again lovingly.
They then engaged in rough oral sex. Red lost his virginity that night. He was enjoying it so much until Robert Patterson turned on lights and called a meeting.
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The Dragon Remembers by JonTheDawn
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Apr 2021
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Just read it :'(
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Who was she? by youknowwho2912
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
11 Feb 2021
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The ghost of a woman that once was, still haunts the living.
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- Part 1 of I once knew a woman
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When total opposites attract by kinky_fucker
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
22 Oct 2020
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Robert is drunk and rather openly cheats on Cersei. She runs off and the most unlikely of people goes to comfort her;
Tormund.
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- Part 3 of I like my pairings rare
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Robert week 2020
Day 4 Quote - I don’t know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge
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- Part 4 of Robert week 2020
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War Stories 'plus-one' by EmpressofMankind
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
13 Apr 2020
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A short sequence rewrite of the 'War Stories' scene of Game of Thrones 1x03 with the addition of one little extra: Kevan Lannister Jr., son of Lord Tywin & Lady Loren Lannister. King Robert and Ser Barristan talk about war while Ser Jaime minds the door and the two Lannister boys, Kevan and Lancel, attend the King. Nobody wants to be here.
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- Part 2 of The Lion in Winter
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Robert is feeling insecure, drunk, sick, guilty and sorry for himself. Lucky, he has Jimmy.
Fluffy, angsty, and hurt/comfort. Kind of kinky, but only to some people. You know who you are ;)
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- Part 2 of Jimbert Shit
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Robert's drunk.
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Aaron and Robert coming back from a night out where Robert is nine-tenths of the way to Chas level trollied. Cue the kisses, the softness, the DMC.
ft. pancakes.
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Robert loves his life. He's happy with his boyfriend of two years, has already planned out his future job and he knows he wants a dog called Olivia because Aaron never shuts up about wanting one. He has plenty of friends, gets straight A's in everything and works hard to achieve his goal.
Until an unknown number begins to text Robert various mean comments, telling him he's ugly, fat and disgusting. Robert eventually ends up leaning out of his perfect life and creates a new one where he's alone.
And no-one can help him.
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Starks of Dragonstone by Meowmeowmerida for Danivat (DannieU)
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
02 Jan 2019
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Westeros is ravaged by the plague of 290 AC leaving many dead and castles without Lords and Ladies to mind them. The most obvious is Dragonstone, and with his brother Stannis dead along with his young son he can't put family in such a strategic spot. He needs a loyal lord to take care of it, so he decides why not elevate the bastard nephew to the head of House Stark of Dragonstone?
He does not realize that this is a huge mistake and neither does anyone else until much much later. -
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“I'm going to be one of my brother’s knights.” Joanna declared.
“No, you’re not.” Lord Baratheon looked at her like she was an idiot.
“You think I can’t do it?”
“You won’t live through your first battle.”
“Because I’m a lady?” Joanna spat with well-worn irritation.
“Because you’re fighting like you’re the same size as your opponent. If young Stark wasn’t pulling his strikes you’d have lost.”
And so began the strangest friendship known to the Seven Kingdoms
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- Part 1 of Lady Joanna
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Only You by TerribleAndRed
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
31 May 2018
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The morning after her disastrous first night with her new husband, King Robert, Queen Cersei Lannister finds healing in the arms of her true love, Jaime Lannister.
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- Part 1 of Twin Peaks: Various JC Stories
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Adam thought it would be Ronan on the other side of his apartment door.
It was not.
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After an argument with Chrissie, Robert ends up at the Woolpack. It seems like he's trying to poison his liver, so Aaron steps in to stop Robert from self destructing. Some truths are revealed, and Aaron gets more than he bargained for.
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- Part 2 of Affair Era
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The Kingdom of the Stepstones by Avery_Fontaine
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
24 Feb 2018
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Jon Snow was born a bastard of a King. Yet he was never meant for a bastard's life, for he was the blood of Daemon, the spirit of Daeron.
He would be a conqueror.
This is a "history," a treatise from the pov of a maester.
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Aaron arranged a night out for Robert and Adam; expecting them to have fun, not expecting Robert to come home quite as drunk as he did.