18 Works in Drunk Patrick Brewer

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    Stevie and Patrick return to the motel after a couple of drinks.

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    Patrick hated being home alone. He hated when David was out of the house, especially overnight. It usually didn’t happen for more than a day or two at most, but now that David was in New York, visiting Alexis for a long weekend, he was home alone for four nights. 

    He held it together just fine initially, but by Sunday evening, he was feeling especially sorry for himself. On his way back to the cottage after closing up, he decided to stop at the liquor store to pick up a bottle of cheap whiskey, forgoing beer for something a bit stronger.

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    David and Patrick had a mutual agreement that they would pick out their own birthday presents. While David was never quite subtle about the exact links shared with Patrick every year, Patrick had been thinking a bit more about what he would want this year.

    This story is about food, love, and nothing in particular. Just a little fluff and some smut down the line. This work is complete!

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    'My name's David. And I'm an alcoholic.'

    David Rose realised he'd taken some wrong turns in life, hitting rock bottom only to realise that he wanted something more from life, so he checked himself into rehab. Rehab, it turned out, was nothing like the movies, and it was going to be a long twelve weeks. However, on his first day there a guy - Patrick he'd said his name was - who was also an alcoholic, had offered him a sympathetic smile and lift home after the session.

    An AU in which Patrick & David meet in Rehab.

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    He decides it’s the freckle.

    The one just above David’s ass, to the right of his spine.

    It’s a perfect circle and it teases the edge of the right dimple at David’s lower back; they’ve just recently become intimately acquainted. Patrick loves to thumb over that perfect, sacred spot repeatedly—a silent promise on the occasions so far that he’s had the opportunity to bury himself deep in David’s impossible heat, his perfect body spread out before him. He traces over it again and again with the rhythm of his hips, and presses bruisingly when he comes.

    That’s the spot he will miss the most.


    Patrick before and after The Olive Branch. Companion piece to Everything I Once Had: from walking away to coming back together.

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    "Stop, I'm serious! Or else you're sleeping on the couch." David barked through his hand clasped around his nose and mouth.

    Patrick continued to laugh, hearty and pure, "I can't help it!"

    After the premiere of the Sunrise Bay Revival: The Sun Rises Again, Jocelyn made it a point to get as many details from David as she could, but eventually, David succumbed to regular evenings catching up with the Schitts. Patrick appreciated the familiar routine of the now monthly dinners accompanied by the built-in entertainment of the Schitt family.

    These dinners were always a little different, but tonight was a doozy. The lingering effects had David rethinking the dinner agreement entirely.

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    Several years prior to the events of season one, a sad and lonely David Rose heads to the neighborhood bar to drown his sorrows, where he meets a drunk, flirty, loud-eyed stranger.

    OR

    What if David and Patrick met BEFORE David and Patrick met?

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    This is the worse day of Patrick Brewer’s life.

    He looks from Johnny Rose’s shocked face to Moira Rose who has collapsed boneless in her husbands arms to Stevie who’s dark eyes bore straight through to his soul, her face thunderous despite her bloodshot eyes and tear streaked cheeks then to Alexis with her furrowed brow as if she can’t quite comprehend what’s happening.

    ‘Button?’ She says her voice small and shaky.

    Tears stream down his face as he lowers his head, he can’t look at them, he’s too ashamed, they must hate him, he hates himself more.

    ‘I’m so sorry’ he whispers. It’s so quiet that he’s not even sure that they heard him, no one responds, he doesn’t expect them to, what he’s done is unforgivable. He doesn’t look up at them, he can’t.

    His arm is tugged and he’s pulled away.

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    This particular game was one of those where Patrick's team had done well enough it had ended faster than usual, so David's feeling extra magnanimous. At the bar Patrick is constantly flitting around, checking people have drinks and making sure he talks to everyone, but every few minutes he returns to David. He checks in, kisses him deeply, then notices someone else he should talk to and promises he'll be back in a minute.


    David goes for drinks with the team after a baseball game, then takes his husband home.

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    A few days after inadvertently hurting his feelings, David goes to rescue a drunk Patrick from the Wobbly Elm.

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    David and Patrick host a birthday party for Stevie.
    Stevie reluctantly attends.
    Patrick has too much to drink.
    This is the aftermath.

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    A sexy stranger in a bar sparks some drunk horniness for David and Patrick.

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    David: So what are you looking for from me tonight?

    Patrick: Want you to come on my face and call me a slut

    David: I don’t think I can come on your face from all the way over here, but of course you’re such a slut you’re trying to find a way to get it any way

    Patrick: I thought about it but coming on my own face is gross and seems like a lot of work

    David: Are there no hot guys at the conference? What if you found the hottest one and then you put me on speaker phone and I tell him what to do to you?

    David: Patrick?

    ring ring... ring ring...

    “Fuck, Patrick was that too much? I know you like the fantasy normally, but—“

    “Shut up, David. I mean, don’t shut up I love you, but shh it’s all good, that was just so hot I dropped my phone off the bed and then when I picked it up I realised I needed to hear you.”

    “Yeah, you think that’s hot? Me telling some sexy guy how to fuck you?”

    “Fuck, yes, please, tell me about it.”

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    “I wanna fuck.”

    David looked at Patrick’s pouting face and couldn’t resist dropping a kiss on his protruding lower lip. “I don’t really think either of us have the coordination right now. Can you even get it up?”

    Patrick rolled his eyes like a moody teenager, which David was too drunk to tell himself wasn’t attractive. “I don’t need to be hard for you to put your dick in me.”

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    On a visit back to Patrick's hometown, they visit with Patrick's old high school friends getting roped into party that feels as if no one has ever left college. David has to contend with feeling very much out of place.

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    When there is nothing in David’s expression that suggests second thoughts, Patrick shrugs and downs the next shot.

    A journey through the 10 different types of drunk Patrick personalities all in one night.

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    Stevie and Patrick have a one-on-one bonding experience involving lots of alcohol. Cue David having to play the sober mom role.

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    In this very brief AU for the "making up" prompt - David is with Sebastien the S***head. Patrick and Stevie are roommates and David's best friends. The fight (just before the story opens) is David finding Sebastien cheating so he goes to Patrick and Stevie for support. Patrick cracks and yells at David for not dumping Sebastien once and for all. The story opens with David stewing over the fight later that night.

    This idea came from my obsession with the idea of Patrick (I mean, or Noah), singing "Boyfriend" by Tyler Cassidy. I strongly encourage you to check out the song before reading this. I think it will add to the experience lol.

    Adding CW for alcohol and a complicated to explain CW for self outing and other person outing while intoxicated.

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    12
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