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    A collection of smaller fics of varying degrees of lewdness, based on pictures. Encompasses multiple fandoms, but also original fics.

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    There are rumors that the local 23-year old small-time drug dealer is a sexual predator, but not everyone has heard them. A group of middle schoolers (12-13 years old) is in the very beginning stages of messing around with drugs and alcohol. When one of them has a scary and confusing experience obtaining weed, things devolve from there.

    The tomboy—and only girl of the group—ends up in a difficult position after her friends assume she’s a slut. This is a story about what happens when entitlement and hormones mix.

    This work is essentially complete and will be updated with chapters as they are proofread.

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    In which Jungkook and Jimin are just drunk enough to squeeze into an unknown, tiny room for no reason. Smut ensues.

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    Megumi Fushiguro is so beautiful, Yuji can't stay away. His mind can't stop pondering him, his body can't stop following him.

    But what if these desires aren't his own? What if they're Sukuna's?

    ✿✿✿

    A university AU full of twists and turns. Pining for your crush and friends-with-benefits can be emotionally devastating for yourself, but in Yuji's case, might also be catastrophic to everyone around him.

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    20/?
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    This is going to be 18+ for sexual themes, strong language and violence... And maybe sensitive traumatic experiences.

    This is me messing up timelines, recasting dead characters, and abusing the HP world for my own uses to make an AU. Set 1 year after the books.
    - Severus is not dead, but he will have trauma from nearly dying, knowing that most of his secrets came out.
    - Dumbledore is also not dead, but he is not in great health now either. He is also your great great uncle, but I am just going to use uncle to simplify writing flow.
    - Snape's love interest is a Student Teacher from N. America, Canada. She is around 30 years old.
    - Lupin will be coming in to share Snape's love interest.
    - Story is just going out of it's way to be a smutty fuck fest.

    I play a lot of D&D and my fav class is the Artificer, so that is pretty much what the reader is.

    I make mistakes, please inform me of any I have made, either grammatically or lore incorrect.

    I do not own Harry Potter or any characters related aside from my OC/reader character or any characters that obviously were not in the series.

    I do not own Dungeons and Dragons or anything pulled from it to add to this story.

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    40/?
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    Evander Rue had his entire life planned out since birth. He was the prodigy of his small town where everyone knew everyone and outsiders weren't welcomed warmly. Growing up with a silver spoon in his mouth Evander always knew he was higher up in the financial hierarchy and used it to his advantage. Evan wasn't perfect, but he always knew who he was. He was captain of the football team with a full-ride into an excellent football college. Unfortunately, that could be at risk because of a silly mythology class.

    However, it seemed as if fate had a sense of humor-the new kid, the local witch's loner nephew, seemed to take over his world. At first, Evander didn't spare him a glance, leery of the newcomer, but the jock had more important things to worry about, like his birthday party and maintaining his reputation. The new kid's arrival or his grades didn't pause on Evander's celebration; he was going to be an adult officially. Nothing would keep him from celebrating, not even a cautionary howl under the light of the full month.

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    15/?
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    "Giorno Giovanna" tiene que independizarse tras una decisión que su padre toma ya que este decide dejar de mantenerlo económicamente.
    No sabe cómo (o tal vez si), pero termina trabajando en el mejor club nocturno de Nápoles.

    Y su vida se torna un poco más interesante.

     

    O básicamente en donde Giorno se convierte en uno de los mejores strippers de toda Italia.

    Y suceden muchas cosas en el camino.

    Language:
    Español
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    36/?
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    Jack's got it all: adoring fans, a successful band with his best friends (and Taylor), people ready to do just about anything just to say they've met him or in most cases, slept with him; he's living the dream. He's completely content with life, or so his inflated ego keeps telling him.

    Then Jack meets someone who makes him realise there is more to life than booze, sex and venues packed with screaming sweaty teens. There's just one problem; he's not interested in being some rockstar's one night stand.

    Suddenly Jack finds himself navigating his way through his first-ever relationship whilst dealing with emotions he's never felt before, the growing tensions within the band and the restrictions of his contract, all whilst the band embarks on their first world tour.

    Who said being famous was easy?

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    The Gods did as they pleased and were not to be questioned. They had children with mortals than tossed them to the side as if they meant nothing. Samokian demigods knew not the love of their godly parents. Instead, they were raised by their elder siblings, who had to raise themselves. It was a common practice in Samoka; only a handful of gods cared for their offspring's well-being. They reproduced for sport. The lack of attention was like a game to them. See who spawned the cruelest and coldest demigod.

    Ekias was the son of the mighty General of the Samokian army and the most powerful god of war. He was also the youngest of his countless siblings. Raised by his demigod siblings, Ekias was just another son of Arkes living in the city of Avalarius. He was the youngest, the least experienced, and blended in with his kin. There wasn't anything special about him as far as the eye could see. Ekias was just an undistinguished demigod seeking to survive and keep his secret hidden, especially from the gods.

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    Working our way through the RFA, one blow job at a time. My darling gureisu and I decided that there wasn't enough smut to go around, so we gave ourselves a word limit and divided up the characters equally to give them each a good time. Even Vandy and Rika get a little action.

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    Ney était mariée avec le père de 13 enfants. 13 adorable garçons qui l'aime comme une mère un statue qu'il accepte malgré son sexe. Mais que ce passe t-il quand Yagi meurt et que ses 13 fils l'utilise comme une pute ? Bien sur il ne peut rien refuser à ses enfants commence alors une grande relation poly-incestueuse avec tout ses beaux-fils et des enfants incestueux beaucoup de piss et se scat aussi .

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    4/?
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    After Sarutobi Asuma had physically abuse Yuuhi Kurenai, and he found out that Kurenai was pregnant with Uzumaki Naruto’s baby girl Yuna Uzumaki, he goes to Unimo Iruka, his students academy teacher, they talk about things that happened in the past, they get drunk and have some fun, Asuma told Iruka something that he could never forgot.

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    drunken playing video games is all fun and giggles, right?

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    "Look at you... I even have to look down to look at your face" Seungmin said poking the shortest face, making him mad but he wanted to tease him back. "So that's why you're always complaining of stiff neck? cuz I'm too cute and you always want to keep looking at me?" He said doing a little aegyo, Seungmin rolled his eyes, he hates it "Huh? That's why?" Bin said getting closer to the tallest face more and more to pretend he's intimidating him, also putting a hand on Seung's waist in those freaking black fishnets.

    "You're not that cute tho" Seung replied to tease him a little more, gluing your foreheads together, until he hear a "Fuck you" as answer, they kissed.

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    Oh my god they were roomates - magical college edition. These are gonna be one-shots that take place in a modern college au where magic and demons are real. only Vidow for now will add more characters later probably? There will be MA content in later chapters.

    Violet and Shadow have started college! Learning about the world and enhancing their magical studies are the least of their worries, when while practicing a warding spell, Vio accidentally (magically) locks out his hot (demon) roommate. Don't forget, more dumb college au shenanigans, slight angst and mostly domestic cute fluff with some pwp indulgence in between!

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    Something happens during Tomo's birthday

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    ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ,
    ɴᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ, ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴀsᴋ!
    ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ,
    ʙᴀʙʏ, ɢᴏᴅ, ɪ ᴡɪsʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ!

    ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʟᴏsᴛ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ, ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰʟᴏᴏʀ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʙᴀᴛʜʀᴏᴏᴍ,
    ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴜɴᴀꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ, ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ,
    ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ɢᴏᴏᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ

    [колсон и пит рушат свою жизнь, даже не подозревая об этом]

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    Alcohol is a hell of a crutch.

    No one knew that better than Chris.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    27
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    2
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    You, a young woman, wake up in a strange man's arms with no memory of who you used to be. Soon, you will learn of your dark fate—confined to and sheltered by a medical facility run for perverted purposes. But is there more to it than there seems?

    (See beginning notes for full info.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    914,372
    Chapters:
    77/?
    Comments:
    538
    Kudos:
    2492
    Bookmarks:
    357
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