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    SSA Koraline Thompson wanted to join the BAU the second she read one of David Rossi's books. When she's handed the golden opportunity to fill in for Agent Morgan during his six month recovery, she takes it without hesitation. What she didn't expect was to befriend the gorgeous genius with comforting brown eyes and an entire encyclopaedia in his head.

    Dr Spencer Reid had been in the BAU for almost twelve years. He'd seen his fair share of agents join and leave the team, but none were as stunning as Morgan's proxy. Between her perfectly proportioned face, her sense of humour, and tolerance of his ramblings, he inferred that he was in trouble. As per usual, his hypothesis was right.

    The only thing standing between them is Kory's rule: no dating coworkers.

    Between that, FBI rules, and the shadows of their pasts, a relationship is simply off the table. Or it should have been.

    If only he wasn't able to read her so easily. And if only she wasn't one of the few people interested in every word he had to say.

    This would be a long six months.

    ||Seasons 11-15 (mostly original content with important canon events)||
    ||Content warnings inside||
    ||Updated 3 times a week||

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    Perry is unimaginably hurt when JD leaves Sacred Heart.

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    Ruby Rose doesn't remember what she did when she was drunk. Unfortunately for her, it was all caught on film.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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    Newt x Thomas one shot book, may not publish a lot
    *this is my first work, so don’t expect it to be amazing*
    Warnings will be included in every chapter.

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    Hijikata gets a late-night call

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    James snorts. “I’d rather be murdered by a serial killer than have feelings for one.”

    “He’s killed people?”

    James doesn’t really know, to be honest. The Black family is a high-rolling crime syndicate at this point, shoddily disguised as a media conglomerate. He's not sure how much of a role Regulus plays right now, since he’s still in university, but as soon as he graduates, he’ll take his rightful place in that den of vipers.

    And one day, he will own it.

    “The simplest answer is no," he sighs.

    ***

    Nothing brings people together more viscerally than mutual hatred. Regulus Black would know.

    Or the fic in which Regulus Black, after two years of estrangement from one meddlesome Sirius Black, agrees to accompany his brother and his brother’s horrible friends on a one-week vacation at a cabin in rural Norway, all in the glorious name of hatred (or is it love?).

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    The Death card represents transformation, passage, and change. It signifies metamorphosis, regeneration, and the natural progression of endings leading to a fresh start.

    Tsu’Tey has a fresh start. He’s settling into his new neighborhood; Lo’ak is going to a new school and is excited; Tsu’Tey has a great-paying job and more time for his son; everything is going right! And then Lo’ak somehow gets into a fight.

    OR, How Tsu’Tey Got His Groove Back!

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    One time Izzy said no to his Captain, and one time he didn’t.

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    Eden has finally been destroyed! And rises a new city called hope! So an honor of their victory, Ramon throws a huge party!

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    Started as 30,000 words of smut with a sprinkling of plot that has now turned into a full on plot heavy story. Don't worry, the spicy stuff will still be there. Set after Tristamp with some manga inspiration. Basically wanted a scenario where Vash and Meryl get to travel around together alone for a while. Probably minimal editing. Just...a...lot...of...smut...ok.

    `Her hand seemed to move without her permission and she curled slim fingers over his right. It suddenly felt like her heart was in her throat. "You can smile for yourself too."
    Those words struck something deep inside him, and it took him longer than it should have to be able to speak around the lump that had suddenly lodged itself in his throat. Her gentle touch helped a little, at least as a distraction, and he focused on the warmth of her hand, how small and petite she was compared to him. Slowly, gently he turned his hand over, almost mesmerized by the simple feeling of happiness this tiny bit of closeness gave him.
    "I think..." He had to stop just to clear his throat again, for what felt like the hundredth time in the last ten minutes. "Maybe smiling for people I care about is me smiling for myself."`

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    Camilo es un muchacho con un trasfondo delicado. Harto de sufrimiento, busca alivio en quien no ve hace mucho, mucho tiempo: su incomprendido tío Bruno.

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    "It wasn't that Benny was exceptionally big, it was that Jimmy was pathetically small.
    As all the boys were cheering around him, Jimmy felt his eyes prickle and his throat tighten. He took a little while to properly understand the emotion that was making him about to choke and that was the most debilitating bit of shame he had ever suffered in his young life."

     

    A Coming of Age story centered around Jimmy Kent's feelings of inadequacy with his own manhood, Thomas Barrow's going through life one desillusion after another and, eventually, some awkward romancing and healing...

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    Izaac Jensen is a tall popular guy, he's funny and never ceases to make me smile. Although he's obsessed with hockey and girls, almost like every other boy in our school he is still my best friend and I'm nothing without him.

    Ayden Backstrom is short with sandy hair, what he lacks in height he makes up for in pure talent on the rink. I wouldn't be anywhere without him, he's my everything, and I'm nothing without him.

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    What the fuck is Henry Fox doing in his bed? His best friend, his roommate, the person who knows him better than anyone else in the world - why in the everloving fuck is Henry in his bed?

    Better question - why the fuck is Henry naked in his bed?

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    Liam Gallagher drunk; Liam Gallagher desperate; Gene Gallagher insomniac; Lennon Gallagher catching.

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    Jisung and his girlfriend only had a minute together in the bathroom - at a house party with their friends

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    A collection of stories from the 3 year timeskip in the first fic, as well as a few from after the fic.

    If you haven't read the first fic, please do so! I'm using this as an opportunity for more world-building in this AU.

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    Tharion and Ithan drunk, high, and discussing what nickname the mere can come up with for the pup. Devoles into a blowjob, Ruhn enjoying the show in a most hands on way.

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    Rengoku Kyojuro was a young but beloved history teacher at kimetsu academy. He looked to be financially stable and a very independent man, but that couldn’t be farther from the truth. One day while on the job, he catches the attention of a certain man.

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