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That's Officially Sexual Harassment, Arsehole by ThornedHuntress
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Mar 2024
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Hermione Granger would be perfectly content to never see Draco Malfoy ever again. Something one might think would be easy enough to accomplish, all things considered. If only the perfect, infuriating prat would stop showing up in her office.
“This is harassment, Malfoy.”
“Is it?” He asked idly. “Harassment would be me telling you you’d pass if you’d talk to me, don’t you think?"
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Harry Potter is a new student at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He's never been to a real school before, so he doesn't know if he'll be able to fit in with the rest of his peers. He needn't worry, though, soon enough he would become one of the most popular kids at the school and Draco Malfoy -the King Bee-'s right hand (and maybe something more). Too bad it's all a farce to help his new friends Hermione and Ron get revenge. Or is it?
Mean girls but make it Drarry. Featuring Harry Potter being completely clueless about high school hierarchy, but also enjoying it, Hermione Granger being Draco Malfoy's number one hater, Ron Weasley being hungry and angry, Pansy Parkinson being the queen of gossip, Blaise Zabini being the diva we all know he is and Draco Malfoy being a little shit, and also in love, and also in denial.
I promise there's a happy ending. Lots of teenage drama, betrayals and hurt too, though.
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An effortless haunting by Taxian_jun_is_better
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Mar 2024
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Geto,Gojo and Shoko have received many strange missions over time, but going to a foreign country to learn more about a mysterious community that has only been a rumour for the past 500 years (and also be a bodyguards because some old wanker asked them to), and not only that, but having to attend some crazy magic school for this supposed mission really puts the icing on the cake.
And Hogwarts, already brimming with tension from the arrival of the dark lord, has suddenly been slapped in the face with three weirdo exchange students from japan.
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Hello, hello, welcome to a completely plot less fic I decided to write at 4 in the morning. and don't say i didn't warn you, but i haven't written any kind of story in the past two years, so my writing skills are rather questionable.
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Apprentice Healers Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy have little to do with one another despite attending the same wizarding university.
But when a new Ministry of Magic imposed class on modern muggle dating and pureblood courting rituals forces them into a relationship based on so-called magical compatibility, they have no choice but to see the relationship through to graduate.
Hermione’s hand reached out and the watch settled neatly into her open palm. She turned the watch over and on the back of its face in beautiful calligraphy were the engraved initials D.L.M.
D.L.M, her mind puzzled over the letters as her gaze roved over the crowd. She almost passed him by turning the letters over in her mind when his father’s name snagged in some corner of her brain. Draco Lucius Malfoy. D.L.M.
Fuck. No.
Draco looked at her. She could’ve sworn she saw a flash of sharp white canines. “I’ll be sure to owl Rita, Granger, looks like we are going on a date.”
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(history is written) by the victors by small_planet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2024
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When Harry Potter died at the Battle of Hogwarts, the world stood still for exactly one second.
And then it all went to shit.
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Draco points his wand at the sleeping girl and takes a breath. And of course, she gives a f***ing little sigh and lifts her f***ing little hands over her f***ing little face with her f***ing rosy freckled cheeks.
Obviously, he could leave her here, letting the others handle the situation. But Draco finds that he's become a f***ing sod, and the thought of leaving the girl alone with any other Death Eaters weighs on his conscience.
Because apparently, he still has one.
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Hardened Death Eater Draco Malfoy finds himself reluctantly harbouring a little girl with an uncanny resemblance to a former childhood enemy. With the intention of using the child as a bargaining chip, Draco is quick to learn that even the tiniest thorn can pierce a calloused heart.
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Dramione Enemies to Lovers Ongoing War Fic -
The Black Night by aj-tonightat5 (TheRainWillCome)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Mar 2024
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"I think if I would get on my knees in front of you, for you. I would put you on the spot." Edmund said with a weak teasing smile. "In my eyes, nobody deserves you." He whispered, "And I don't deserve you either." He admitted.
Edmund took a breath, "I might be a bit desperate to want you to love me. But I want to show you unconditional love, Hermione. I just wish you would let me."
Hermione x Male OC || Hufflepuff OC
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A lovely beach night confessions and naughty ideas between the golden trio and their spouses reveals that some deserves something more while the others are getting not much.
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It has been a year since the War, and everything is going back to how it once was.
Harry and Ron were still the dynamic duo.
The Purebloods still ruled the Wizarding community.
Hermione was still the girl with lots of courage and intelligence. Only that she wasn't.
For her, everything changed.
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Hermione's got just one year left before she earns her bachelor's and can finally get the hell out of this town. But as the stress mounts, she finds herself looking for a way to let loose. Just a little bit.
Flirting with that weird guy at the bar couldn't hurt, right?
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Draco presented as an Omega at the age of seventeen, contrary to what some might believe, he isn't particularly gutted to be -- what some might consider -- the lesser gender. He was too rich to give a rats arse about anything, really.
Following in his fathers footsteps, he decided to hide his second gender in public and present himself as a beta.
It wasn't supposed to be hard, not with the 3.000 galleons per bottle scent blockers his parents supplied him with, they were supposed to make him an average beta in every way.Somehow, he still could not stop himself from shagging with Harry Potter.
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He pulls away and murmured against my lips, "God, you don't know how much I want you."
"Show me then," I dared him as my arms wrapped around his neck, sliding my hands into his already tussled blonde hair.
Any lasting tether of restraint he had snapped.
I was at his mercy.
It was always strange how Dumbledore knew everything, right? What was never mentioned was that Dumbledore did not truly act alone. A name was erased from history.
For Katerina Aydin the only magic that ever existed was the one in books. Yet, after being brutally murdered she is transported into the world of Harry Potter.
Not only was she given a second chance at life, but this time with magic. She was tasked with turning the tide in the war against Voldemort. With her abilities to foresee the inevitable future she became a spy for Dumbledore, a Death Eater. She was Dumbledore's secret weapon.
Everything she did, had a purpose and that purpose was to make sure Harry Potter could one day triumph against Voldemort. And when a certain platinum-blonde git, Draco Malfoy, enters her life, duty and destiny becomes tangled with her lust and salacity, and she doesn't know if she wants to kiss him or kill him.
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The Great Sexcapades of the Horny Weasley Family by Firemione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2024
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The Weasley family, known for their pureblood wizarding heritage and traditional values, discovers the intriguing world of modern Muggle relationships. Curiosity leads them to explore concepts such as Swapping, Sharing, and open relationships, challenging their old-fashioned beliefs. As they navigate these unfamiliar territories, the Weasleys find themselves caught between the allure of new possibilities and the preservation of their magical traditions.
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5th year is underway. Voldemort is back. The Order is straining under the pressure, and Hermione is honoured when Snape chooses her to brew the Wolfsbane Potion — with Draco Malfoy. Now, forced to work together over a cauldron nearly every day, Hermione thinks she might go mad — if they don't kill each other first.
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"I need you to put your thickest of skins tonight Granger"
"And why is that?"
"My mother might just have a heart attack, my father on the other hand" He grinned "We'll be the receiving end of his sharp tongue if we're lucky, his wand tip if we're not"
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What happens when children of the elected progressive Minister for Magic and the aristocrat Wizengamot members must come together in a PR stunt to help unite the wizarding population? And they hate each other?
Shenanigans. Fireworks too. And if they're lucky, maybe those sparks will light something else. -
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Sometime after the war was won, Ginny Weasley decided to try to get back with Harry Potter.
He hadn't dated a girl after her and she was still in love with him.
But a problem presents itself all too suddenly and Ginny is left dumbstruck.
Will Harry never love her again?
And what will become of poor Ginny Weasley?Series
- Part 5 of Anti Valentine's 2024
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AU Post War Wizarding World- Hermione is unhappy in her marriage and Lucius offers her what she wants most - but there will be consequences!
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A rare appearance during a night out with friends results in a tongue-in-cheek encounter between two former enemies. A story about pining, fantasizing and fingers in new places.
Or: the working title of this was Butthole!Draco.
Illustration by Undertheglow
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Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. In Slytherin he will meet his true friends and just maybe, some ambition and cunning will help him discover the plots of the wizarding world a little sooner.