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    ¿Qué hubiera pasado aquella vez en el baño de Myrtle la Llorona, si en vez de atacar a Potter, Draco se hubiese confesado? Un inesperado regalo de Navidad le será otorgado, brindándole la increíble respuesta a esa pregunta.

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    When Teddie Green is sorted into Slytherin house, everyone believes her fate is sealed. But Teddie has much to offer the Wizarding World in ways they do not expect.

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    Draco knows Harry has a crush on him. And being who he is, how can he not mock him about it?

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    It's not every day that Harry Potter goes into muggle London and discovers the Draco Malfoy he had thought had disappeared, is now back and basically a muggle celebrity.

    @dracomalfoy liked your post.

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    "Huh? Oh, you're still here. What did you say? Don't you have other people to bother?" he asked as he looked up.

    "That didn't hurt?" he repeated.

    "Oh no that," he replied, "I'm used to it." 

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    After transferring from Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to Hogwarts, Evie Marsh is in for a sixth year filled with adventure. While she does find good friends among Harry Potter and the students of the Gryffindor house, Evie finds nothing but trouble in regards to a certain Slytherin boy. Draco Malfoy is relentless in his teasing of Evie from the moment they meet, and after an incident ends them paired up as partners in Potions Class, she thinks that she'll never survive. But Evie begins to realize that there's more to Draco then meets the eye. Both of them have dark secrets... secrets that neither want to share. And yet, something keeps bringing them closer and closer together. Still, the changing world they live in soon threatens to tear apart the relationship growing between them. Will the hidden darkness that lives within Evie and Draco bring them closer together? Or will it break them apart? One thing is for sure, no spell can keep Evie--or Draco--from falling.

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    /////////INDEFINITE HIATUS/////////

     

     

    "Loneliness, despair, and melancholy were her constants, the only things that grounded her, despite their cruel nature. She didn’t understand happiness, it’s entire concept foreign to her, shattered in childhood, never glued back together.

     
    The world had become alien to her, another entity that was bent on birthing enmity towards her. No one paid attention or cared about her pleas and cries, except to increase them.

     
    Heat. Flash. Spark.

     
    Pain."

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    Harry is a small, abused kid in muggle London, until he finds a snake in the park. He discovers he is a wizard, and a week later is found by a man named Remus Lupin and his husband, "Serious" Black, who claim to not only have known his parents, but are also his magical guardians. Albus Dumbledore's lies and manipulations fall apart, and Harry James Potter begins a new life, experiencing love for the first time in a decade.

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    Draco does his best to cheer up Harry after a long day, somehow, it turns into something a whole lot more.

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    Charlotte Potter is raised by her godfather, Remus Lupin after her parents died. Once she starts school and meets her twin brother, Harry. She makes friends and goes on many adventures, but there was always a question as to why she had a scar, and why she can see Voldemort in her dreams.

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    Perhaps it had been true all along, that vulnerability was like holding your arm out on your own accord while it was permanently marked to show your allegiance. It was only regretful. For what reason would you bare your soul to someone? Why would you let down your guard? Was there anyone you could really even trust?

    Draco didn’t know why. But inside, deep, deep inside him, he knew that there was still love for you in plenty. But he couldn’t acknowledge it. Not when he was so close..

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    Draco doesn’t know how to be vulnerable, but you prompt him to want to try. (based on the song by Troye Sivan)

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    When someone dies, they lose their memory and are reborn as someone else. That's how it should be.

    "Should" is the key word.

    No one wants to be reborn as Harry Potter. No one wants to keep their memories while being reborn as Harry Potter. I repeat: NO ONE WANTS TO BE HARRY- Oh forget it, I'm going into Slytherin.

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    Set after the events of the cursed child. Draco gives Hermione the time turner and, in an attempt to destroy it, their minds get sent back to their eleven year old selves. Can they do it all again? Without changing the future?

    No, probably not...

    Currently being translated into Chinese!

    http://helusen.lofter.com/post/1fe4e4e4_12be113fe

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    Draco had to go for his monthly visit home and as usual his father is ready with a line of insults and a sour expression. Lucky then for Draco that he's always had a sharper tongue.

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    What would happen in the Chamber of Secrets if Ginny Weasley hadn't picked up Tom Riddle's Diary? Read to find out! Parody!fic Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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    Draco wanted Severus. Draco thought he had the perfect way to get Severus. Draco believed his planned worked.

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    Harry certainly wants to join the mafia, and is 100% trying to 'prove his worth' to Draco. He has a plan, all set and ready, to "take out that rich guy who lives in Riddle manor". The problem here, is while Draco is Draco, Harry will be Harry and Tom will be Tom.

    Aka, Draco tries to prank Harry by assigning him to 'take out' Tom.
    Harry takes it in a literal sense.
    Tom is the only one who comes out of the exchange with a brand new prize.

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    The one where Hermione claims that being in a relationship is as easy as “ABC” once you get the hang of it, but Harry thinks that is complete B.S. and sort of wants to F.U.

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    “Granger, listen to me. If we… if I die, I need to tell you something” he was gripping her arm and she fought the urge to scream.
    “Don’t! Don’t you dare, Draco Malfoy” she snapped. “I didn’t beat the Dark bloody Lord to die now at the hands of a Dracula wannabe!”
    “What the actual fuck is a Dracula?”

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    Set some days after May 2nd. A lot of angst, many confrontations, a new danger and two people oblivious to their feelings.

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    Because of Hermione’s time turner, Draco starts seeing Hermione all over the place. He notices her more and more until the day she punches him. Then, he really starts seeing things.
    What better time to self-reflect than on a hospital cot after someone you despise and obsess over suddenly punches you.
    Takes place during their third year.

    Written for Writer’s Month. Trope Prompt: time travel

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