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    'You're the Girl Who Lived, Hermione. The purebloods who supported the Dark Lord hate you because you're the one who made him disappear. The purebloods who were neutral, like mine or Zabini, don't know what to do because you're muggle born. The muggleborns take you as some tragic heroine. And now that you're sorted into Slytherin, your image doesn't look that neat, eh?'

    AU. The Wizarding World might have forgotten their mudblood Girl Who Lived and left her in an orphanage for 10 years without any knowledge of magic, but Hermione is determined to succeed, to show them what she is capable of. Of course, being sorted into Slytherin doesn't help matters much.
    (GWL, Chosen one!Hermione Granger)

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    Wisteria Pembrooke is a kind and sweet girl. She accepts everyone, and is willing to be friends with everyone. On Wisteria's 11th birthday she gets a letter to Hogwarts. At Hogwarts she goes on many journeys, and she meets someone who will change the course of her life forever.

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    Rosa Potter was known on Privet Drive as being an inquisitive little child, large circular glasses making her already big curious eyes even bigger. Her aunt always called her ‘bug eyed’ and ‘owly’, which she knew was meant to be an insult but found rather cute instead, and took to the garden to hunt down bugs that might resemble her. The girl was always covered in mud because of that, wandering around the neighborhood with dirty hands and feet and face, her long wild hair attributing her to a savage deposition. The neighbors considered her a pest, half crazed as she army crawled through rose bushes and scaled fences in her effort to explore every possible nook and cranny.

    When she was eight years old, only three months from her birthday, Rosa Potter disappeared without a trace.

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    'At the age of eight, he is already far above his peers. The realisation he has magic doesn’t come as a surprise.'

    or

    Gakushuu is thrown into a world of magic, danger, and very very poor planning which he would like to take up with whoever runs this damn Hogwarts place, thank you very much. With a school full of potential allies and rivals, Gakushuu has to figure out what on earth is going on, who is responsible, and find their manager in time to stop it. Oh, and let's not forget, he has to make sure he doesn't become the villain along the way.

    It's harder than you think.

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    Liz wasn't at Hogwarts to make friends. She was bad tempered, tough, guarded, and cold. Not the best personality traits, to be fare, but that was just the way she liked it.

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    During her fifth year at hogwarts, Hermione Granger and her potions professor are accidentally cursed in class

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    “Oh come on, Draco” His name sounds so right in her voice. She threaded her fingers through the hair on the back of his head and pulled, tilting his head back to bare his throat. “Don’t you want to play?” It’s whispered into his ear and she sounds downright dangerous.
    He swallowed, forced his breathing to stay even. “How do I win?”

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    Ron and Hermione manage to convince harry to go to group therapy- well, more Hermione and Ginny. Ron doesn't exactly understand mental illness. However, there's one person there that harry isn't expecting to see

    Harry lives with Hermione and Ron and is raising a currently 4 year old teddy

    Luna and Ginny have been secretly dating for around four months at this point and are planning on announcing it to the others

    Neville is a herbology professor at hogwarts, but makes sure to check in on the others. Seamus wishes he was home more often, wanting to see the joy hed been in love with most of his life

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    Draco Malfoy is cursed.

    Ever since Fenrir Greyback ripped him to shreds, Draco has transformed into a monster every month on the full moon. The change is painful, and living with Lucius Malfoy might be worse. But Draco is strong. He doesn’t need anyone, especially not Remus Lupin.

    Remus Lupin might be the only person in the world who understands what Draco is going through—but he has enough on his plate, between the still-raging wizarding war, the publicized nature of his status as a werewolf, and his best friend, Sirius Black, who Remus might think of in a more-than-friendly way. He certainly can’t take in a seventeen-year-old Death Eater—can he?

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    What do you do when you’ve been sheltered your entire life and then when you start at a boarding school you’re given a slither of freedom, a thread of hope? You grab that thread and you pull on it until it leads you to the source. Except threads are fragile by themselves but three together make a strand and a strand was always stronger than a thread of course.

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    "I’m cool. I’m fun. I’m a cool, fun dad. Why doesn't he want to spend time with me?”

    “James Potter—you are jealous.” Lily declared, trying her best to hide her smile.

    “No, I'm—what—you—that's not—”

    “Yes, yes you are. You. Are. Jealous.”

    “I. Am. Not. You are mistaken. I’ve never been jealous of anyone my whole life!”

     

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    It's the summer before Harry's last year at Hogwarts and James had planned to spend as much time with him as he could. Harry, however, had seemed to acquire a knack for secrets and sneaking off.

    Feeling left behind and left out James grows increasingly jealous that everyone seems to be sharing a heartfelt, life-changing summer with his son except him.

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    My name is Joanna Galisteo. As a third year Slytherin at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I am going to be sharing a few (or a lot) of my favorite shifting memories. Yes, Draco Malfoy is one of my best friends. (I hope that was enough to convince you to continue reading) Anyways, enjoy these stories!

    ps: this is a collab with my friend, Bellamy82, so please check out her works as well!

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    To new beginnings, Harry did not expect change.
    Nor did he expect to be sorted into another house.
    Merlin, if this wasn't unexpected he doesn't know what is.
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    With Umbridge's control over Hogwarts she has not only began to change up the whole curriculum but throw a whole new change in Houses at the students faces. Harry is not pleased, and as he recalls; the past few years have not determined whether he's 100% Gryffindor or not. What if, Merlin forbid, something in him has changed.

    No, he’s probably just being paran-

    “GRYFFERIN!” The Hat announces.
     
    [REWRITE OF FIFTH YEAR.]

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    Hermione whipped out her wand and fired a jinx at his leg. Draco leapt to his feet, loudly spewing words the portraits of his ancestors were probably scandalized to hear.

    “Take a walk with me,” she hissed, “or I’m going to go trample the rose bushes your great grandfather planted.”

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    When Harry Potter finally arrives at Hogwarts, Professor Severus Snape is drawn- unwillingly- into his orbit. He will find out there is more than meets the eye, and Harry will give an adult one more chance to prove trustworthy.

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    Hermione Jean Granger Nott is an enigma among purebloods. Raised by a French mother with a high opinion of Muggles, she learns from an early age the value of an open-mind. Along with her brother, Theo and her best friend, Draco, Hermione lives an idyllic childhood. Yet, tragedy strikes shortly before the start of her magical education, and Hermione must learn how to cope with several unexpected challenges. Meanwhile, Draco adjusts to a life at Hogwarts that is nothing like he expected. He lashes out, in a desperate attempt to regain what he thinks he lost, and only drives a wedge further between himself and Hermione. In the process of the growing up, he learns what's truly important, and what he can't live without.

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    Draco Malfoy skips a quidditch match; Hermione Granger pelts her would-be boyfriend's head with a very sharp flock of canaries. If an exhausted, arrogant, in-over-his head Slytherin were to stumble across a furious, sobbing, long-overlooked Gryffindor - what do you suppose would happen then?

    You deserve someone who wants you, you know.

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    The war is over and life returns to normal... or some strange, new version of normal. But for Draco and Hermione, nothing is the same. Their daughter came roaring into the world during the Battle of Hogwarts. How will these two face a post-war world, parenthood, and each other? Sequel to The Gift of Joy.

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    Slytherins don't usually dress up in costume and act, but when they do it's because they want to humiliate a certain scar-faced Gryffindor.

    We all know the story of how Draco Malfoy pretended to be a Dementor in his third year in a failed attempt to scare Harry Potter off his broomstick. However, there are two sides to every story, and what we don't know is the hard work and effort Draco Malfoy put into perfecting his Dementor impression. One Shot.

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    The world tries to tear these parts of Hermione out. Try to make her light and perfect.
    She finds a family who accept and complete her in ways she could never comprehend.
    And sort of forms a gang while she does it.

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