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    There are multiple worlds out there, and in every one of them, the tale plays out the same, with a few minor variations.

    A chronological series of otherwise unrelated AU takes on our favourite goofy space horror podcast, looking at how the gang might work in a variety of universes.

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    Doug Eiffel is in his second year at the prestigious Goddard University (don't ask how he got in - he doesn't know either). He lives with four of the most eccentric people he's ever met in a house that has far too many rooms. He goes to class (sometimes), does his homework (occasionally), and hosts a radio show live every Saturday.
    And, one terrifying night, he realizes he might just be in love with his best friend. The feeling doesn't go away, and it scares him to death. And it isn't even Halloween yet.
    This is going to be one hell of a year.

    (Or, a story about being really in love with your best friend and really trying not to show it.)

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    A man and a ferret walk onto a space station.

    See, the joke here is that the ferret is the only non-winged daemon up in space, and the joke of that is those winged creatures are the only ones who can actually get around in a zero-gravity environment, at least, with any sort of grace. Plus, bird and bat-daemons are creatures of the sky: who the hell sends a ferret to space, when you have raptors that long for the skies anyways? But that’s alright. Communications Officer Doug-Rae Eiffel has a lot more problems than being the only ferret in a team that needs flight: because with traitorous crewmates, captains returning from the dead, and aliens just existing apparently, being a ferret tends to fall to the backside. And like, at least they ARE a person. That’s more than can be said for the more technological-based members of the crew.

    But that’s just what life is like, 7.9 light years from Earth. Welcome, to Wolf 359.

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    "It's not just about surviving. It's about being able to live with ourselves after we get off this tin can." - Doug Eiffel

    Maxwell has sufficient time to put some extra code into Hera. Things go very, very wrong.

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    PODFIC of gay_possum_god's Short Story Long

    After everything that goes down in orbit around Wolf 359, Daniel Jacobi finally gets around to grieving for Alana, and understanding what has happened.

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    Minkowski didn't think, exactly, that it would be a good idea to make everyone stay in her house to begin their recovery from years of Goddard Futuristics-induced trauma, but she couldn't just leave them to fend for themselves, either.

    Sort of an overall narrative but they could be read as oneshots. The "they get drunk on one occasion" is also sort of multiple chapters

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    “I’m in,” Eiffel declared abruptly, his posture straightening, the tension dropping from his shoulders and his eyes wide.

    “You haven’t even heard my plan yet,” Maxwell replied incredulously, her head cocked to the side.

    “I’m sorry,” he huffed sarcastically, “are you or are you not offering me the chance to fuck the space station I have a massive crush on?” Eiffel asked plainly, his lips in a mischievous smile.

    “I guess I am,” Maxwell laughed.

    “Then I’m in.”

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    Burdened by the events from Time to Kill, Maxwell finds an unexpected source of comfort in Eiffel, and a friendship begins.

    Clearly, this can only end well.

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    “Where do I start?”

     

    “How did you meet”
     
    “It wasn’t that interesting"

    “Well then, how did you start working for Godard?”

    “I met Colonel Kepler in a bar.”

    “And then…?

    “And then what do you think?

    “...”

    “Honestly how I hit enough of a rock bottom to work for Godard is a more interesting story–”

    “Well then why don’t you–”

    “--but I’m not going to tell that story either.”

     Hera would have sighed if she could. “Look, I just… I just miss Maxwell.” Jacobi opened his mouth to say something, but Hera cut him off. “And I know that what I feel is nothing compared to how you must feel, but that’s why I’m asking you. I want you to tell me a story that will make me feel like I know her a little bit better. Like I have something of her to hold on to. Can you do that for me?”

    Jacobi paused, then replied, “yes. Yes, I can.”

     

     
    After everything that goes down in orbit around Wolf 359, Daniel Jacobi finally gets around to grieving for Alana, and understanding what has happened.

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    Hera feels a bit put down following yet another argument with Minkowski. She and Eiffel talk about it. Plus sticks and stones, venting into space, totally completely accidental death, epic pong battles, and being decimated.

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    Newest chapter - Dark Dice.

    Just a heads up, many of these 'chapters' are linked to current and former stories.

    Hmmmmm I'm trying to be better about posting, so I'm trying something out. Just writing. Right now I'm doing 750 words, more maybe but not less hopefully every day even if it's stream of consciousness. Which by the way, I won't post. So this is unedited ideas, outlines, sketches of either plots, stories or characters.

    Just know, this will be updated more than anything else, because I'm using this to work out idea and basic scratch paper stuff. It won't always be scenes, it might be planning material as well.

     

    The Number beside each fandom is the number of chapters

    Ancient Aliens: 1
    Blake’s 7: 1
    Dark Dice: 3
    HP: 6
    >>Tom Riddle: 1
    >>McGill: 5
    Inuyasha: 1
    Lewis: 2
    Original: 13
    >>Atoich: 9
    >>Atlantis Redux: 1
    Prophecy 1: 2
    Prophecy 4: 8
    Tanis: 3
    >>Tanis - Vertices: 1
    Torchwood: 2
    Wolf 359: 2

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    The chances of running into one specific person in space, out of the entire human population, are nearly impossible. But Jacobi has never really had the best luck, now has he?

     

    In other words, I had the realization that Jacobi and Eiffel both worked in the Air Force around the same time and could have, theoretically, worked together.

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    "G'night!" How dare Daniel Jacobi so casually walk away from tonight's revelations like that. Minkowski couldn't walk away like that. She couldn't just unsee what she'd seen on Jacobi's screen earlier today. Three counts of child endangerment. One count of kidnapping. Crimes attributed to one specific communications officer. Crimes attributed to one Douglas Eiffel. Crimes attributed to a man Renee Minkovski has never met.His crimes keep her up at night. She bullshits the Colonel, like the Colonel doesn't already know why Renee's knocking on the door to his private quarters at 4AM and requesting server access again. Renee thinks maybe she's found the other files she needs to prove his innocence, or to rip the bandaid off but Renee doesn't know if she can listen to this audio file alone. The captain could easily handle this, right? The commander swears the captain and the computer to secrecy. The commander presses play.

    I may have been more than a little under the influence of a specific sort of plant in the form of a specific kind of candy so may be a touch rambling or nonsensical. lmk what you think! I think I mostly got the motivation/subtext of Minkovski lined up right but a second opinion is always nice.

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    Douglas Eiffel is trying to make this RIGHT this time around.
    However, as much as you try, certain ghost of the past are unavoidable...especially when they come within yourself.

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    On his first day of his senior year, Doug Eiffel is stuck in a class ran by the most insane woman he has ever met. Lucky for him, that woman assigned him a seat next to the new girl brand new Chuck Taylors. Friendship ensues.

    Also! Choir class drama! Theater kid antics! Gay awakenings! Homeschoolers getting bullied (affectionate)! and more!

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    high school is a challenge for everyone! but when renée gets dumped right before tech week for her spring musical, things start looking abysmal. fortunately, things start looking up when she befriends a certain girl from the band that, admittedly, intimidates the hell out of her.

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    Three years after the Hephaestus, Douglas Eiffel has finally convinced Daniel Jacobi to marry him. When Doug wakes to an empty bed the next morning, he doesn’t think much of it. Daniel is known for fleeing rather than dealing with his feelings, but he’s never gone long.

    That is, until Doug finds the door of their beach rental open and blood on the floor. Now, Doug has to find his husband with few clues and little idea of Daniel’s past, all while dealing with the slow return of his memories.

    Also, Obsidian Order Vibes, new levels of crazy, and rooftop knitting.

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    Maxwell deals with some unexpected news. Kepler has a heart.

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    Everyone has been happier lately. The past two years have been good, or at least as good as they could be. Goddard fell apart without its heads, and while adjusting and recovering has been difficult, having their little group of survivors safe and back home has helped. Renée and Isabel got engaged, Hera and Alana have a strong relationship, and Doug… Well. Doug is Doug. Still working with communications (a radio show host, in fact), still making a thousand pop culture references a day, still watching the same movies a hundred times in a row, and still a little alone. Just slightly apart from the group, and from the rest of the world.

    And then there's Jacobi, a little separate too, and with more in common with Doug then either of them really realize.

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    The ship hasn’t exploded, been hijacked by aliens, been taken over by a carnivorous plant, or done anything to warrant Cutter’s attention in months, and the little repairs and daily chores are making Jacobi want to die of boredom. He signed up for a high-octane secret agent lifestyle of explosions, secrets, and intrigue, not to be a glorified space mechanic with nothing to do. He’s black ops, for fuck’s sake. Always the grad school bicycle at heart, Jacobi decides that he is going to have sex this week if it kills him. Otherwise the boredom might kill him first.

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