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    It was one year, forty two days, three hours, and twenty-seven minutes exactly since the Nopocalypse.

    Just long enough for an angel and a demon to spend more time together consecutively than they ever had, but definitely not long enough for them to expect, nor even consider what would come to happen that evening, one autumnal and rainy Friday in a bookshop in Soho.

    The impossible. Supposedly. And the mysterious product of that one evening was what two clueless supernatural entities would simply refer to as …

    Orb.

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    You're not interested. At least that's what you keep telling yourself while Agent Javier Peña works to entice you. Can you withstand his seduction? Or will the heated desire attracting you two win out?

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    120
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    'And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' - It's an old phrase in the history books. The abyss is terrifying. If you were unlucky or stupid enough to draw its attention - like Makoto - then it's already too late to escape. Still, he pretends to live on the surface, protecting the peace in Hope's Peak as a rookie detective. That was his dream, ever since he was a starry-eyed boy. Reality isn't so glamorous, not when a piece of him gets chipped away each time he's confronted with the dark side of humanity. The final nail in the coffin is that there's no reprieve, no even at home, all thanks to one frustrating neighbor! Junko Enoshima's shameless, lazy, fickle, intrusive, gorgeous and doesn't take him seriously at all! She's enough to make him forget everything else, including his sanity.

    (Inspired by As Old as Time)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    21/?
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    165
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    273
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    32
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    Captain Anthony J. Crowley would consider himself content with his life. He has a beautiful ship, a competent crew, and a job that gives him more freedom than most but when raiding a loyalist vessel, an unclaimed omega is offered up.

    Navigator Aziraphale Eastgate would not consider himself content with his life, but he is trying. He's sure the famed Nutter Treasure will help if he can just get this crew of privateers to actually listen to him, but it's difficult being an unclaimed omega. It's especially difficult when one is offered to an alpha pirate.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    23/28
    Collections:
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    Bookmarks:
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    Day 2 - Suit (w/Isaac)
    Day 3 - Vessel (Eric)
    Day 6 - Spirit (w/Pocket)
    Day 8 - Watch (w/Isaac)
    Day 8 (w/Pocket)
    Day 8 (w/Sawyer)
    Day 8 (w/Seven)
    Day 10 - Pick (w/Valeria)

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    English
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    3,437
    Chapters:
    8/30
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    "Virtue is not a bad garment, but it requires an imposing figure."

    A lunch date, a game with an unkown outcome, and the resulting consequences.

    Language:
    English
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    2/2
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    "Die Tugend kleidet nicht schlecht, aber es gehören imposante Figuren hinein."

    Language:
    Deutsch
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    6,156
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    3
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    Thrawn is tasked with rebuilding and improving Csilla’s planetary defenses and decides (without any ulterior motives) that wargames would be the best way to test their effectiveness. And the proposed opponent? Why, Captain Eli Vanto, of course! When Thrawn realizes that he can analyze Eli’s sexual performance just as well as an artistic one, the sexwargame quickly devolves into an extended, super elaborate, very expensive, military-funded bout of foreplay for our guys.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/16
    Comments:
    391
    Kudos:
    206
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    Entrapta and Hordak visit Earth and eat five tiny foods.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    “Stiles, what do you think you’re doing?” Derek asks, shaking his head.

    “Trying to get to the shaft,” Stiles replies, trying to not roll his eyes. He wipes some sweat off his brow.

    Derek grabs his gear and aims it at the right location. “We need lube first,” he says.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Repression / Emotional Constipation / [Sexuality Crisis (Gay Panic)]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    589
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    102
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    The students and teachers watch how life plays out for their alternate selves.

    Another viewing the multiverse fic because they're fun to write and honestly a pretty good platform for testing ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,701
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    126
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    280
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    “You promised me a story, Lady Kestrel of Buck.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Juza's having trouble setting the mood for his latest horizontal mambo session with Banri... that is, until he remembers a piece of advice Izumi gave him at the Beach Bod Contest.

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    English
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    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    70
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    Who would have the gall to write this? Someone with a purile brain...

    A selection of very disappointing 100 word one shots which promise much but deliver something quite different. Prepare to be let down! More will be added to this as I think of them.

    Huge thanks to Shinyfire, Catcorsair, Aldebaran and Mertens for inspiring these. (If you want to read some really excellent 100 word ficlets make sure you read 'Say You'll Share with Me One Prompt, One Hundred Words')

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,698
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    876
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    Byleth seeks to improve upon his skills with a bow and goes to Shamir to tutor him. He has somewhat hard time focusing on practicing and instead seems to be paying more attention to Shamir. However, with the right encouragement she'll turn him into a master sniper in no time flat.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    1761
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    Congratulations! Your iWinchester clone order is confirmed.
    Please find order details attached and user manual for your selected clone below.
    Dispatch details to follow.

    The iWinchester clones are full replicants, created with stunning attention to detail for your enjoyment. They can pass for human, and indeed we hope many customers forget that they are not.

    Welcome to the iWinchester Family!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    17
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    Gimli and Legolas are alone in the Elf's chambers, playing with each other's... what?
    Come find out.

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    “Of course! Take it in your hand, don’t be shy.” Smiled Gimli, encouraging. The Elf reached for the rod and took it awkwardly with one hand; chuckling softly, the Dwarf motioned for him to use both- and Legolas found it was, indeed, more efficient.

    “The shaft is so thick,” he observed, weighing it carefully. “How do you deal with it single-handedly?”

    “It’s a matter of practice. I’ve been playing with things like this since I came of age.”

    “I have never even touched one…”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,149
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Che a Luxord piacesse il gioco d’azzardo era un eufemismo. Gli piaceva pensare che la vita stessa non fosse altro che una grande roulette, la ruota girava come le pareva e nessuno poteva uscire da quella logica. Eppure, un giorno, lo Sfidante del Destino incontrò qualcuno che aveva vinto contro la dea bendata, che aveva fatto vacillare tutta la sua stessa (non) esistenza.
    LuxordxTsunaTYL scritta per la challenge #SixFanfiction su facebook.

    Language:
    Italiano
    Words:
    1,499
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    7

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