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    Celine was given an offer she couldn't refuse by the lady goddess whose name should not be spoken. She is to open a temple to the goddess in Ankh-Morpork even if Lord Vetinari, Commander Vimes and more sinister forces don't want her to.

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    44,141
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    15
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    Esmerelda Weatherwax has been arrested.

    Who would be brave enough, or foolhardy enough that bravery need not apply?

    Language:
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    2,341
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    148
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    Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-Uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. These are the band of thugs who tried to hustle aspiring model In Memory of Narrow Crooked Lane, Memory for short, while she was running late for work on her very first day. Fortunately for Memory, and unfortunately for Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh, Cicero, and Lipschitz, Memory happened to be running late for work on her very first day of at the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.

    When her moving from Lancre to Ankh-Morpork in hopes of making it as a model don't go as planned, she ends up joining the Watch to make ends meet. There never was anyone less cut out for being a copper, and the rest of the watch quite snub her, but when catching Pop, Six, Squish, Uh-Uh, Cicero, and Lipschitz involves going undercover as models during a fashion show and they need Memory's knowledge, it turns out that they couldn't have asked for a better man-or woman-for the job.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    90
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    Non-explicit one-shots for our Discworld/Fallout 4 crossover series. A magic accident cast Sam Vimes as the Sole Survivor. He believed what he saw was real, and his belief brought reality to the game, so when he was brought home to Ankh-Morpork, the personalities made real came with him. These are stories from an Ankh-Morpork which several of the Fallout 4 characters now call home.

    An index of each mini-fic with short summaries and a list of the characters that appear in each one can be found in chapter one, to make it easier to find which story you want.

    Series
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    13,349
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    198
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    “Say, rat,” said Nobby, to the oily-furred brown rat, “what’s your gender?”
    The rat chittered.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    298
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    There are five New Years: the first for kings, the second for cattle, the third for calendars, the fourth for trees, and the fifth for golems.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
    Hits:
    76
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    "What Would Sam Vimes Do?"

    Well, he'd arrest the god, wouldn't he?

    ...what did you do when the god was Sam Vimes?

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    566
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    Constable Sylver Nightnday has 'Just A Few Anger Issues' according to Constable Dorfl, but she has good reason.
    Someone has smashed up the last three privatley owned golems in the city and allmost noone cares. Is it because they aren't really alive? or is there something more sinister at work? On top of that several male officers won't stop asking her out for a drink she doesn't want.
    But controlling her anger will prove essential, otherwise her career won't be the only thing on the line.

    Constable Dorfl doesn't drink, but still, he'd like to ask Sylver for one. Words in the heart cannot be taken, but how do you give them to someone when murders, mobs and mystery keep getting in the way? Life isn't easy when you have to make up your own words.
    Is nearly human enough?

    And through it all is Samuel Vimes on the trail of a murderer who's victims are societies lowest.
    In the darkest dark there is something turning the city against itself.

    Language:
    English
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    17,025
    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    321
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    Captain Angua of the Watch Handball Team is not here to make friends or show any kind of mercy. She is here to win.

    Language:
    English
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    1,340
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    651
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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2240
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    When disparate worlds collide, characters are flung together in unexpected ways. But will they be able to save themselves from the looming danger that threatens to engulf all worlds and stories?

    Language:
    English
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    45,959
    Chapters:
    24/24
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    783
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    When the circus comes to Ankh-Morpork in celebration, er, recognition of Lord Vetinari's death, a vampirized Sam Vimes stumbles across a corpse in a puddle of the b-word. Enlisting the help of a young witch who reminds him of the late Patrician himself and a bright-eyed copper with the last name of Ironfoundersson, Sam Vimes must sort out the classic who-dunnit with no shortage of suspects, while he tries to heal his strained relationship with his son, the good Doctor Vimes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,879
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    650
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    There are five New Years: the first for kings, the second for cattle, the third for calendars, the fourth for trees, and the fifth for golems.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    700
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    953
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    Nobby thinks Dorfl's Up to Something.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    570
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    511
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    Twyla's on the run. Dorfl's on the case.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    910
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    370
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    Глэдис, как любая молодая женщина, любит нравиться мужчинам. Вот только найти мужчину-голема слегка затруднительно.

    Language:
    Русский
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    645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    76
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    A plague of Chanukah Goblins has spread throughout the worlds of fiction.

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    English
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    5,092
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    535
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    Ruby is a modern troll. She wants more than just the traditional courtship ritual of getting hit on the head with a rock and Detritus will give her anything to prove his love. He makes a promise to bring her a beautiful rock every day. He shows devotion that extends long after marriage and love that endures through his entire life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,906
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    569
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    In which Susan identifies "Where's My Cow" as a proto-talismanic anchor for Young Sam's continued health and existence, and tries very hard not to wonder what the Vimes' butler does on his day off. There may also be a lesson about the meaning of Hogswatch, but no one wants to talk about that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,434
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    116
    Kudos:
    1387
    Bookmarks:
    397
    Hits:
    15140
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    An uncanny madness has gripped the Discworld and now everyone from the youngest child to the oldest grandparent is hooked on sex! Can an assortment of character's solve the dark intentions of this spell before it is too late? Or will they just lie about and have sex with each other? You'll have to wait and see.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,220
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    887

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