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    He feels as if he is suffocating, dying under an unseen weight. His heart hurts and every possible part of his body aches. This is too easy. Too hard.

    'Prove it,' he asks in a breaking voice, he begs. In the end, Remus made him beg.

    His hand shakes but he doesn't lower the gun, holding the barrel to Remus' forehead. How did they get themselves into this situation? He wonders if this is how he will die, breaking his own heart, aiming even though he cannot pull the trigger.

    Because he won’t. Only now, he understands that he never actually could.
     

    I’m borrowing JKR's characters, I DO NOT support her.

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    The Doctor just lost Rose Tyler. His Rose. His love. Deciding he wants a calm life for about a decade to cope with it, he parks the TARDIS in a Baltimore alleyway and becomes a theatrical actor by day, stripper by night. The Master finds him while he's working and there's only one thing The Doctor can do about it. Trick The Master into thinking he has the wrong guy.

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    *PLEASE READ THE ORIGINAL INNOCENT BYSTANDER BEFORE YOU READ THE EXTRAS!*

    What exactly went down the day Gabe and Katie met? Was there more to Alice's enemies-to-lovers joke than what was originally let on? What was the secret that Nolan told Aaron and no one else? All these questions and more will be answered in the DLC version of Innocent Bystander, because, at the end of the day, not everything happens when Alice is around.

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    This story takes place during the events of Teen Wolf season 6b, only in an alternate universe. In this alternate universe, the first words one’s soulmate says to them are magically written, as if with pen, on their left inner wrist on their fourteenth birthday. If the ink is black, it means the person has yet to meet their soulmate. If the ink is blue, it means they have. The ink turns red when one’s soulmate dies and green when they’ve shared their first kiss.

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    Basil did not like Sunny Suzuki.

    Basil quite hated Sunny Suzuki, actually.

    Basil just also happened to be completely obsessed with him.

    (In which Basil is slowly losing any sense of self-control, and Sunny has caught his attention - for better, or for much, much worse)

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    ( definition of ) Facade - a false appearance or way of behaving that hides what someone or something is really like .

    ** Credit to ( online ) Macmillan dictionary ) **

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    A trans guy gets molested on the train, and ends up enjoying it.
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    This is a sexual fantasy which does not reflect reality whatsoever. Please read the notes. All necessary warnings are tagged, and the author is FTM. If you're a trans man who would prefer to read stories featuring dominant trans guys, please see this collection of dominant FTM stories. If you are a cis author, please see this guide for more information about writing trans men.

     


    An apparently-necessary disclaimer: Plagiarism is against AO3 rules, so don't think you can get away with copy-and-pasting this work elsewhere. Write your own shit. Don't be lazy.

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    Nico podría pararse un momento a pensar en lo absurda que es la situación, podría, si no estuviese demasiado ocupado en no hiperventilar.

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    “Why would I want pictures of half-naked random men hanging on my wall?” Donghyuck groans, exasperated.

    “Because they’re hot and we both like hot guys? Even though you haven’t gone out on a date with any in ages,” Jaemin deadpans, speaking as if he couldn’t be anything else but right, “It’s original decoration! Gay culture at its peak!”

    “I don’t think shirtless firefighters can be considered gay culture at all, Jaemin.”


    Jaemin convinces Donghyuck to buy a sexy firemen calendar to contribute to the local fire brigade's annual fundraising. Chaos ensues.

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    “What are we doing for you?” Ed asks, unscrewing the cap off a new well of Lucius’s ink. “Come up with anything yet?”
    Stede thinks about it. They’d agreed something small, something simple would be the best option for his first time. But he’s not sure what he wants. What he is sure of, though, is that he trusts Ed (it had taken some time to rebuild that trust, but it’s now solid and true) and that he wants this to be special. Something for them to look at and be reminded of this otherwise unremarkable day at sea, of each other’s absolutely remarkable company.
    “I want you to decide,” Stede says, smiling. “Surprise me, darling.”

    ♡♡♡

    Ed gives Stede his first tattoo.

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    Eiden finds Edmond's sword, and thinks he could have a bit of fun. Except Edmond finds him in the act- and like the little shit he is, Eiden reverse uno cards him.

    Pretty much edmond's sword gets used as a dildo

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    The way Dagur held that pistol made Hiccup so nervous. Dagur clearly didn’t have a grasp on gun safety and if Hiccup was honest with himself, this was not surprising. Like Dagur would care about that.

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    Kakyoin discovers that, when trying to get his roommate Jotaro to fall more in love with him, it turns out his stand has some… unexpected capabilities, namely making someone incredibly horny.

    A short story based off of the spinoff story Fujiko's Bizarre Worldly Wisdom -Whitesnake's Miscalculation- but it’s a gender reversal with one of the series’ male leads instead of a female lead, with an accompanying male OC rather than the female OC in the spinoff.

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    Jiang Cheng and Lan Xichen board The Red Phoenix to New York, unaware that a big storm will leave them stranded on a desert island. Alone, they'll strive to survive, while also fighting against their demons and society's teachings.

    Or, how to survive on a desert island with a handsome stranger and not fall in love in the process.

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    Pilot Keith and Flight Attendant Shiro joining the mile high club (again).

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    Snotlout brings Hiccup to Dagur instead of a hospital when he gets shot. Dagur knows what to do, but he needs Snotlout's help.

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    !Warning this is dumb don't read!

    This is pure crackfic and no actual substance can or will be found here. Wrote this in a Discord call with a friend over 20 minutes.

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    Lan Zhan moonlights as a professional dominant under the name Hanguang Jun and is absolutely content with all that he has...until a man named Wei Ying becomes his client.

    *additional tags to be added as the fic continues, check author's note

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    Torrent gets their hands on some sparijuana products—and cause problems with it, of course.

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    “You’re free,” they’d told him, and Bucky had dared believe it.

    But the truth he soon finds himself having to face is that the most insidious chains cannot be physically snapped, nor can the most persistent ones be defeated by the mere will of a man. And with the threat of his previous captors looming on the horizon, Bucky is forced in a position where his only choice is to team up with the man who holds in his hand the other end of the leash – Helmut Zemo, his last handler.

    And hope he won’t get choked by it.

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    This story has been living in my brain rent-free for almost ten years. It’s special to me because Metalocalypse was literally my introduction to fandom. So, I’m finally giving in and writing the damn thing, because why not?

    An attempt at a satisfactory reconciliation between Magnus and Dethklok post-Doomstar. Kind of a character study. Eventual Hammertooth.

     

    This will contain a lot of canon-typical gruesomeness, canon-typical substance abuse, and some very canon-atypical self-awareness. Also some horny shit, because come on.

    I tagged for rape/non-con just to be safe, but it is only referenced/implied and non-explicit.

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