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    i realized,,, friday,,,,,,, friday the 13th,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, a day falsely viewed as unlucky,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, i am in tears thank you

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    A junior officer from the Imperial Military legal services finds herself mixed up in Orson Krennic's shenanigans.

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    Gerard Way and his crew travel to an animesque alternate dimension, while Frank Iero, Tobey Maguire, and Spider-Ham seek help from a team of Earth’s mightiest heroes, but Thanos does not approve…
    The grand finale of Emo Maguire Season 2. It sure was an electric boogaloo.

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    The first thing the internet told Patrick was to go to hospital. He knew he should go. But he also knew he couldn't drive himself, not with something lodged in his ass. And there's no way he's going to involve Ray in this mess. He briefly thought of Stevie, but they'd only met the day before and texting someone you barely know to come help you dislodge something out of your ass isn't exactly a great first impression. Which left... David.

    "I can't." Patrick said to the empty room. "David can't know about this."

    OR

    Patrick got something stuck in his ass one night. He calls on the only person he knows in Schitt's Creek, who happens to also be his new business partner and the man he wants more than anything, David.

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    Here we are, starting a tribute to authors and works that really changed my world. Highlander was the first fandom in which I read actual adult stuff - and man, does it offer the opportunities for "special" things!

    Obviously, the characters are not mine, not making any cent from this. And English is not my first language, so accents are there! Also, as I am a total klutz, embedding... is complicated, so you'll just have to copy and paste the audio link for now...

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    “Is it just me, or does Alfred always look like he’s running in slow-mo?”

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    The characters of Star Wars have all gotten together...and as you would expect, it’s gotten out of hand.

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    Kaneki Ken's life wasn't easy. After all that has happened physically and psychologically he departed from the world, others would call him cruel and cold, a monster, but inside he was just a person. A person who needs love, a hug, a caress, someone telling him that everything was going to be okay and he wasn’t going to be alone. All he ever wanted, all he needed, was a family. A family.. with a touch of purple.

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    ❝𝐈𝐅 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐄❞

    Maya Rajesh likes her lines clear. Draco Malfoy's morals have always been dubious. The illegitimate daughter of a Shadowhunter & a Warlock. The prodigal son of one of England's oldest pureblood families. After a peculiar discovery in the room of requirement, the two polar opposites are forced to work together for their mutual benefit — and also against each other. But when two hearts are young and foolish, they are bound to fall in love. As Maya & Draco dance around each other in an inevitable game of cat and mouse, they're forced to reckon with obstacles, feelings that are unable to be pushed down. But all is not as it seems. In a world where blood prejudice is inherent, it soon becomes apparent that a Nephilim & a Wizard can never coexist in peace. And for Maya, in the end, her survival is what matters the most.

    [GOF onwards, Shadowhunters S1 starts after fifth year]

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    When the nightly shenanigans of local pizza boy Zag turn him into the target of every gang in town, it is the Grim Reaper of all people who gets him out of trouble.

    Or how Zag is a pizza boy by day and a street racer by night who acts like he has multiple lives, but still thinks Death is out to get him.

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    Liliana has been trapped in the city, alongside her peers, until she comes of age and earns the right to freedom.

    Thrust out on her own with no time to prepare, she makes her way to the magical Stardew Valley to recover, where she meets someone... unexpected.

    How did he manage to escape the entrapment of the rest of their kind?

    By necessity, this will be a slow relationship, as her presence causes him physical pain. But when he can't stay away...

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    У Клинта Бартона полная сумка краденых денег и огромное желание исчезнуть с экранов радаров. Старые друзья из цирка этому точно не обрадуются и будут его искать. В отчаянной попытке спрятаться он оказывается в Таймли, крошечном городке, находящемся настолько далеко от дорог, что удивительно, как он вообще его нашел, и начинает ждать, когда за ним придет Барни. Потому что Барни обязательно придет. Клинт это точно знает.

    Но город оказывается не совсем обычным. Дело и в странном волке, наблюдающем за ним из-за деревьев, и в том, что как только он заходит в комнату, люди сразу замолкают. А еще дело в бармене Баки, который, похоже, с первого взгляда решил его возненавидеть. В общем, в городе явно что-то происходит, и Клинт совсем не уверен, что не попал из огня да в полымя.

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    Kojiro had decided some time ago that Kaoru was certifiably crazy. There was no other explanation for some of his actions. And unfortunately, Kojiro was certain that he now fell right in that category alongside Kaoru considering the things he did to keep him safe.

    See Exhibit 1: A nondescript cardboard box, delivered that very day, from a very exclusive online boutique that, for some reason, specialized in this very sort of item.

    See Exhibit 2: First Aid kit containing gauze, antibiotic ointment, medical tape, alcohol wipes.

    See Exhibit 3: Kojiro's nerves, rattled and fried.

    Or-

    Kaoru has a bad idea, Kojiro is an enabler, and there wasn't a thing Kojiro wouldn't do to keep Kaoru safe from his own insane ideas.

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    It's Sam's wedding day, but things don't go quite as planned.

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    Grand Moff Tarkin takes his security chief on a very special hunt.

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    There was once an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died, but that’s not the end, not if My Chemical Romance and the Spider-Gang have anything to say about it.
    Another weird fic from your friendly neighborhood pre-successful MCR/Spider-Man fanfic writer.

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    A tale of two tours- Tusk, The Dance, and points in between. Sex, drugs, rock n' roll, and heavy angst ahead, so consider yourself forewarned!

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    After hours of long discussions and ineffective therapies, Josh finally opens up to a girl around his age about his situation at home. He knows the risks of what will happen if anyone finds out she knows.
    However, they were busted when Josh's dad finally looked through all of their sexual text messages. And his dad wants revenge.

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    There was an easy way to solve this, he thought one night and picked up the phone. He had no need for conversation or companionship, and his schedule was much too busy for love. What he needed was what anyone else needed, something primal and instinctual. A need that needed fulfillment.

    What he needed was a professional.

    He just hoped that it would be worth his time.

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    Todoizuocha Week 2021

    Day Four/May 6th: Crossover (Kakegurui AU)

    One would think with a quirk like his, Shoto Todoroki could do whatever he wanted but his life was perfectly planned out for him since the moment his quirk manifested. People said he was lucky. But is he lucky enough to win against two new students on the rise? Or will he gamble away sometime he can never get back?

    TRIGGER WARNING: Guns, Shooting, Gambling

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