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    ‘Where are we?’ said Potter.

    I glanced around, disoriented. 'Don't talk to me. We are not friends, just because we f*cked.'

    'Malfoy.'

    Those dirty round windows, and those thick timber beams overhead. ‘Hog’s Head,’ I said.

    But then I got a good look at the view outside – snowy fields? – and the flickering lantern swaying from the ceiling – bit old fashioned – and the old man in the corner leering at Potter wore an all-leather cloak with dragon’s teeth hanging off it.

    From somewhere in the back, was the unmistakable sound of f*cking.

    ‘This … isn’t right,’ said Potter.

    ‘I might have miscalculated,’ I said, holding the time turner delicately in my hand.

    As we watched, it disintegrated into dust.

    ‘Was that supposed to happen?’ said Potter, nervously.

    I levelled him with a stare, and tried not to panic.

    F*ck.

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    It's mpreg shit...so there I'll fix this later

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    Umbridge's detention sessions. Thats all.

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    Written from a Tumblr prompt from dailyau@tumblr:

    "My stupid cat sneaked out on the balcony and in your open window and he has this habit of destroying furniture and pissing everywhere so I followed him inside and you came home earlier than I expected and found me in the middle of your living room but I swear I'm not a burglar ok"

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    On the fifth night of sitting amidst ridiculous pink toads, Harry smiles.

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    Harry is rescued from the Dursley’s by his mate Draco, who has recently come into his creature inheritance.

    Don't worry, I'm not abandoning the story, just having trouble finding time to go back and edit and write more currently.

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    Brooke (OC) and Grace (also OC) are lesbians attending a Christian college run by homophobic assholes. When Brooke is outed by a classmate, the school takes 'curing' her of her homosexual demons into their own hands. But this is fluff so she pulls through and there's more fluff in the end. If you want fluff, this is fluff.

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    Quasi tutti i maghi e le streghe del mondo pensano che solo le persone dotate di poteri magici, alla loro morte, possano scegliere di rimanere sulla Terra come fantasmi.

    E se invece esistesse qualcuno in grado di comunicare anche con gli spiriti dei babbani e possa accedere a una sorta di magia medianica che, oltre ad avere un enorme potenziale per il Bene, sia viceversa uno spiraglio verso l'Oscurità?

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    The Oc doesn't think twice before standing up for her friends.

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    After catching a student engaging in a sexual act, Dolores decides that the best way to teach the girl a lesson is by getting one of her Inquisitors to do the job properly.

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    The Ministry conducts a test of the school to determine whether one has dark, light, or neutral magic for “the safety” of Hogwarts students. Unsurprisingly, chaos erupts at Harry Potter’s unexpected results.

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    Harry and the rest of Hogwarts believe the 5th year to be normal but Dumbledore shakes things up with the introduction of a new student who isn’t even human. Shenanigans occur. And Draco is intrigued.

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    The third year of Hogwarts, nobody really expected it to be 'normal' on any kind of level. They're still displeased to discover that it will be abnormal, toads and rats abound, the year will be quite a roller coaster of events.

    "Well, good afternoon children! Wands away and quills out, please, you won't be needing those in my classroom." She smiles expectantly at them all like that's supposed to mean something.

     

    Course aims:
    1. Understanding the principles underlying defensive magic.
    2. Learning to recognize situations in which defensive magic can legally be used.
    3. Placing the use of defensive magic in a context for practical use.

     

     An interesting year indeed.

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    When Umbridge rules Hogwarts, students resist.

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    The girl was absolutely beautiful. She had shoulder length curly blonde hair, tan skin, bright green eyes, and dark freckles dotting her nose and cheeks. Due to the sunset, her hair shone brightly, sparkling in the pale pink light. She passed by the boys and went to the only other occupied table in the room, her long robes grazing the floor as she walked. His friends went through the door and left the carriage, but Draco wasn't paying attention. He turned in his seat and watched her approach the table and sit next to the other girl, giving him a perfect view of her. Her friends greeted her quietly, the other girl giving her a sideways hug before dealing her a few cards. She pulled her curly hair into a low bun and began to play with them.

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    Title may change. First work in fandom, please leave comments with suggestions to let me know how I can approve!

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    Background Characters from the Star-crossed Universe discover their place on the sexuality/gender spectrum or as one calls it- the Pendulum. Will be told in looong one-shot revolving around a single character or a pair of characters

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    Second installment of the Potter!verse. Dean and Sam are back for another year at Hogwarts but this time they are met with a terrifying new villain. Dolorous Umbridge. Dean and Cas must find out, will their love be stronger under the regime change in Hogwarts, or will they bow to the pressure and fall break up?

    Warnings for homophobia and some slight homophobic language.

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    George is sent to Umbridge for detention, but that really is the last of his problems.

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    At the end of their fourth year and through their fifth, Defense Against The Dark Arts has always been a job considered jinxed. Whoever teaches the subject inexplicably up and leaves, allowing Dumbledore to replace them at the start of the next term. Remus Lupin has the pleasure of hiring an assistant to the class, due ot his many nights of transforming during the full moon. But his new assistant, Lucy Westenra, has secrets of her own, and it is difficult to even have class open for students to attend when both adults have such taxing lives.

    Once Remus retires from his position, Lucy is left to work under the implorably unbearable Dolores Umbridge, who seeks to 'cleanse' Hogwarts from the inside out, and has a severe dislike for the assistant. Draco Malfoy's advances aren't helping things as Harry, Ron and Hermione struggle to form Dumbledore's Army in preparation for the return of Lord Voldemort.

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