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    “Are we there yet?” Peter cuts a glare over to the boy beside him, sticking his tongue out in a show of maturity fitting of his alpha status. “If we were there yet, this damn jeep wouldn’t still be in motion, now would it?” The honey-eyed boy sticks his own tongue out in an equally mature and elegant display of dominance. Take that Creeper-wolf.

     

    Alternatively: 5 times Peter sighed + 1 time he- nope, still sighing.

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    Gavin is a cat person, so when he is partnered up with a werewolf, he isn't pleased. He has his own reasons to dislike werewolves and it takes all of his professionalism (and he really means all of it) to make it work with his new partner.

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    7/?
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    Theo loves you, but he won't say it like someone would normally say it.His best pal, Arthur and his dear brother Vincent take the matter in their own hands and help the grumby vampire.And you are there to laugh and support them.

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    1/1
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    Eddie is the only one Richie tells, because it's Eddie, duh. Which means Eddie is, as always, the one who fixes Richie's problems, the one who holds Richie's hand.

     

    teen wolf au, because better werewolves in the barrens than a killer clown.

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    When he's attacked in a dark alley behind his middle school Izuku almost dies the way he lived: quirkless, ignored, and at the mercy of those bigger and stronger than him. But he doesn't die, and when he wakes up in the hospital weeks later he realizes he does have a quirk now, even if it's not one he chose. Beggars can't be choosers, though, can they?

    So Izuku buckles up and makes do with what he has, until All Might comes barreling into his life- and still, even then, he makes do with what he has.

    OR: Izuku has more than just One For All thrust upon him.

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    It's been an exhausting day for Oko.

    He allows his pet to follow him into his private quarters, remove his boots and serve him at his feet.

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    Meals are a nice way to spend time with others. Gold’s felt that way all his life, no matter the realm or mantle his name has resided under, but he’s only experience such bliss with the closest of family and friends. Now though, with Killian’s heart quite literally in his hands and a belly wanting for food, he learns that under the right circumstances, that same principle can apply to enemies too.

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    The confit salmon is still warm, and the deepest orange-red as the Master pinches off a generous bite and offers it in his fingers. Shining and tender, the Doctor can only hesitate for a second before he closes his mouth around it.

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    Jade Harley is fuckin' awkward. She's also hella twitterpated over longtime bestie Rose Lalonde. Unbeknownst to her, Rose has gotten guff from her wife over her crush on Jade for years. Place your bets on who's going to slip up and accidentally confess their love first!
    Includes sex, Dirk talking shit about Fullmetal Alchemist, the physics of Skaia, and two trans girls in awkward, fumbling, rushed love.

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    Derek gets taken and begins to learn his place.

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    Tramp's life is not so much paradise. In the aftermath of Angel being adopted, there are many problems that need to be addressed, things weighing on his mind that he cannot bring himself to tell his wife or son. A baby, several dogs, and two adults make for quite the family. But he's beginning to feel boxed in more, his freedom feels artificial, he doubts he even has freedom. Small comforts help to soothe the mutt's troubles.
    But, even still, Tramp's doubts weight at his mind, like his collar weighs upon his throat.

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    13/?
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    There are nights when Ryou can't sleep.

    Something ignites inside Ryou's chest. 'I wasn't being defensive', he texts back, much too hurriedly to make his words sound – or more correctly, look – convincing.
    'Of course not.' Hayama replies. It's like a ping-pong match, and Ryou somehow feels like he's losing.

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    Wary startled gazes followed the massive black hound as it prowled the streets of London. Grown men and women dodged out of its path, and none daring to cross it. The large dog’s crimson gaze lazily scanned the street as he walked. Alucard vaguely recalled the time when he wasn’t stuck in dog form and there wasn’t a collar chafing at his neck.

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    The one where Hunk is a werewolf and Lance tries his best.

    Everyone does, really.

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    10/?
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    Jaebum thinks Youngjae's crazy for asking him to dogsit Coco, her dog who detests him. But when he runs into Jinyoung and his beagle at the dog park, he starts to find his job less dispiriting.

    (dogs, dogs, Jaebum complaining about dogs and more dogs.)

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    Remus is irritated with his lover and decides to make sure Sirius knows that he's Naughty and not Nice. Unable to defend himself, Sirius decides to own it.

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    Annie leonhart doesn't believe in legends and stories of so called youkai. That is until she falls through a dry well near her home and finds a raven haired hanyou pinned to a tree. After causing a high mess she and mikasa must travel through out the fuedal lands of Paradis. They seem to hate each other, but as they gain more friends will more feelings pursue? Find out in a feudal fairytale Mikasa!

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    An assortment of H5O short fics assembled here for your amusement.

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    5/?
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    It might have been a bad idea to invite Sesshoumaru’s family and Kouga to dinner, Kagome decided after Inuyasha had brandished her whisk.

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    Annie leonhart doesn't believe in legends and stories of so called youkai. That is until she falls through a dry well near her home and finds a raven haired hanyou pinned to a tree. After causing a high mess she and mikasa must travel through out the fuedal lands of Paradis. They seem to hate each other, but as they gain more friends will more feelings pursue? Find out in a feudal fairytale Mikasa!

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    Chapters:
    1/56
    Comments:
    2
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    9
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