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    Opportunity has been traveling for oh so very long now

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    Every year, the Assassins’ Guild School holds an info-session for the undergraduates about career opportunities. It’s generally understood that with each graduating class, there are more trained Assassins in the city than the city needs, or indeed, wants. And even for the talented graduate who does find a steady stream of commissions, it’s exceedingly rare to get commissioned more than once per year.

    Featuring: Six graduates of the Assassins' Guild School who are employed outside of their field, and Lord Vetinari.

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    Every March, Rufus Drumknott plays piano for one of the more disobedient file rooms at the Unseen University. This year, due to an unexpected misfiling, he finds himself plagued by strange and unusual dreams, and they begin to have the most dreadful effect on his work. Lord Vetinari, his employer, is... uncertain of these developments, and the effects they begin to have on his own life.

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    4/?
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    As Rincewind and Twoflower fall off the edge of the Disc world, they are miraculously rescued by the only ship in existance that has on board an improbability drive. The wizard and the tourist will soon come upon Ford Prefect, Arthur Dent and the rest of the Heart of Gold's crew.

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    There is a tradition regarding Assassin's "official" black garb: It better be good.

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  6. Moleman's Epic Rap Battles by

    Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Epic Rap Battles of History, Batman - All Media Types, Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Total Drama, Frozen (2013), DC Animated Universe, The Sandman (Comics), Codename: Kids Next Door, Sly Cooper (Video Games), Fallout (Video Games), Elder Scrolls, Mass Effect, Watchmen (Comic), Daria (Cartoon), Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt, Game of Thrones (TV), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ben 10 Series, Invader Zim, Death Note, World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, The Wizard of Oz & Related Fandoms, Animaniacs, Sonic the Hedgehog (Archie Comic), Rockman | Mega Man Classic, Inspector Gadget (Cartoon), Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers, Short Circuit (1986), My Life as a Teenage Robot, James Bond - All Media Types, Ratchet & Clank, Dragon Ball, Sesame Street (TV), Winnie-the-Pooh (Disney), Powerpuff Girls, Moral Orel, The Simpsons, Little Shop of Horrors, Destroy All Humans! (Video Game), Neon Genesis Evangelion, Tetsuwan Atom | Astro Boy, Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars, Family Matters - Fandom, Beauty and the Beast (1991), Touhou Project, Godzilla - All Media Types, 2000 AD (Comics), Les Misérables (2012), Monkey Island, King's Quest V, Soul Calibur, Castlevania: Lords of Shadow, Borderlands, Banjo-Kazooie Series, Mad Max Series (Movies), Star Trek: The Next Generation, Call of Duty, IT - Stephen King, Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Supernatural, Darksiders (Video Games), Final Destination (Movies), Adventure Time, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis, Ed Edd n Eddy, World Wrestling Entertainment, Rango (2011), Portal (Video Game), System Shock 2, I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream - Harlan Ellison, The Police (Band), 1984 - George Orwell, V for Vendetta - All Media Types, Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Fly (1986), The Incredibles (2004), Spy Kids (Movies), Machete (2010), The Secret of NIMH (1982), All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), Anastasia (1997), Fritz the Cat, Wizards (1977), The Lorax - Dr. Seuss, The Lorax (2012), Samurai Jack (Cartoon), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), X-Men - All Media Types, South Park, Mother 2: Gyiyg no Gyakushuu | EarthBound, Mother 3, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, Pink Floyd, Pink Floyd The Wall (1982), Chinese History RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF - US 20th c., Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988), The Mask (1994), Over the Garden Wall (Cartoon), Coraline - All Media Types, Gravity Falls, Final Fantasy VI, Teen Titans (Animated Series), Gargoyles (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Teen Titans Go!, Teen Titans (Comics), Taylor Swift (Musician), Scott Pilgrim - All Media Types, Xiaolin Showdown (Cartoon), Skateboarding RPF, Avatar: Legend of Korra, Legend (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies), ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, 20th Century CE RPF, 21st Century CE RPF, Astronomy (Anthropomorphic), Sonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Dexter (TV)  

    18 Feb 2019

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    An ongoing amateur multimedia series lovingly ripped-off from Epic Rap Battles of History created, written, directed and edited by and occasionally starring myself, Moleman9000/MolemanNineThousand.

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    It had never occurred to him, Moist reflected as he changed his suit, that the man would actually die. He was something permanent, a fixed point, never changing. Moist would have compared him to the sun or moon, but they moved about too much to work in his analogy. He’d often thought that he’d die before Vetinari, and sometimes, if he was being uncharitable, he’d thought that he’d die because of Vetinari. It seemed that was no longer a risk to be concerned about. He missed the feeling immensely. Send a prodding Dark Clerk to summon a man from his own home often enough, and he’d get nostalgic for it. Moist could almost feel a hand tapping at his back just remembering it.

    He frowned. It didn’t feel like a memory.

    “Mr. von Lipwig,” said a female voice, patiently, “please follow me to the palace.”

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    It s a wonder what kind of possibilities one gets if one applies the concept of L-Space to Harry Potter. Here Harry maybe learns what wonders lie out there in the true vastness of the Multiverse. This is a short story that might end up a longer idea if the muse strikes me again.

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    NOTE: YOU DON'T NEED TO HAVE READ/WATCHED STARDUST TO FOLLOW THIS. It's just a standard colleagues-to-married-type fic with an extra bit ;)

    AU in which Rufus Drumknott was a star whom the wizards somehow managed to knock from the sky. This tale covers his new life on the Disc, his growing attachment to his new home, and his blossoming relationship with a human of considerably more intrigue than any other.

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    10/15
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    When the Ketterdam standwatch fails to do its job, the head of the Tide Council requests help from a sister city as a payback for managing their taxes. Despite being in a completely different dimension, the Big Wahoonie obliges this request and sends its best police officer to deal with the criminals in the city. Little does the Council realize that it means all of them.
    ... is a crappy and unfaithful summary.
    Simply put: worlds of Ankh-Morpork and Ketterdam collide and the rule of narrative causality has it that the characters of these two worlds just bump into each other.

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    With Vetinari and Drumknott, even simple conversation can be a complicated two-step.

    Collection of vignettes.

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    Vetinari is ill. He feels very well indeed, however, and swiftly tires of his sickroom.

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    Sam Vimes had been a muttonhead not to see she had other common interests.

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    The scope of the multiverse is so tremendously beyond the comprehension of most beings that if they were to truly know what it meant, they would break down and be unable to live their lives the way they wish. Most worlds are lucky to be blissfully unaware of the true picture of reality, never to encounter the higher forces and civilizations.
    However, when one of those higher forces make contact with one of those unaware worlds - intentionally or not, peacefully or not - everything will change drastically. Sometimes the change is slow, sometimes rapid. Regardless of the pacing, like all change, it is both good and bad. Civilizations have risen from simple worlds overnight, and have crumbled just as quickly. Many can't handle the revelation, and those that can are not always the best examples of honor and dignity.
    It is often said that each world - each universe - has a Song, and that all these Songs are related, intertwining together in a mesh of powerful destiny among the Spheres of the multiverse.
    This is the story of how a certain world inhabited by Technicolor ponies found their Song and how it interwove itself in the Songs of so many others. This is a story of how everything can change in a single moment.

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    83/157
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    It's Valentine's Day.

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    Twoflower wakes Rincewind up for a once in a lifetime experience. Well, we can hope it only happened once.

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    Lord Vetinari, in need of a new personal secretary, has made his careful selection long before the man comes, as summoned, to the Palace to meet him.

    Training in a new secretary will hopefully not be as arduous a task as one might expect.

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    14/?
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    Bertie and Jeeves are affected to leave the old metrop. behind, and take from Pseudopolis off to Ankh-Morpork. This is, of course, in the aid of delivering a dragon, but other plots soon reveal themselves.

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    2/?
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    Spirit is going to wait as long as it takes.

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    200
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    1/1
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    37
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    112
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    12
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    There's trouble in Ankh Morpork. But when is there not? Student Assassin Sarah-Katherine Ainsley is in over her head, caught between a plot by a shady shadow organization to overthrow the Patrician and just wanting to successfully complete her exams (she honestly just thought this was about going out for a few beers and a laugh). After the unauthorized theft of the Baker's Guild's ledgers, Commander Samuel Vimes is called in by the Patrician to catch the culprits. However, as per speck, there is more to this case than meets the eye, and Vimes will have to dig into his nearly forgotten recent past to piece together the clues of the case. Will the Commander get to the bottom of this? Will Sarah-Katherine find a way to stop the Patrician's assassination and live long enough to complete her exams? Can the author find a way to stop asking rhetorical questions? Who even knows?

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