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    The zombie apocalypse didn't cross Jungkook’s mind until he saw his classmate biting a chunk out of his history teacher. Confused and scared, Jungkook has to fight for his life in a world roamed by the living and the dead.

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    Reader-insert, you are Y/N (= your name) although I try to avoid using that where possible. You have been part of AH since nearly day 1. Set in mid-2014 onwards. Fluffy Geoff Ramsey with an edge and dominant Ryan Haywood with a softer side. You end up dating both of them. Written in first-person.

     

    Edit as of 13/10/20 - Please read Chapter 30 titled 'Interlude' with regards to the 'situation'. At the beginning of Chapter 31 in the notes at the top, I detail how I'm going to handle writing this fic going forward from the supportive feedback recieved. ♥

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    Chapters:
    87/?
    Comments:
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    2005-2018

    Of course Suguru still looked pretty. Of course he did, even with his eyes closed and the way the blood stained his precious, silky locks that Satoru could've spent hours petting. And he did just that, because he suddenly wobbled and his knees buckled underneath him. He held Suguru in his arms and tangled his fingers in his hair, breathed him in. The tears were tumbling past his white eyelashes now. He was trembling with anger at the world, the higher ups; at himself, at his best friend.
    But Satoru still held onto Suguru for what he wished was infinity.

    Or: Satoru finds comfort, love, and soul-shearing heartbreak in a boy with bangs.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    “Dean, I’m going to raise a colony of bees. I miss the wild hive I used to watch here in town,” Cas said one day, apropos of nothing in particular. “Ever since they moved out of that old tree just down the road it hasn’t felt right around here without them.” He stared down at the ice ball rolling about a shallow amber sea in one of their little crystal tumblers pensively. “I think we’ve got enough space on the bunker roof for a small hive box, and maybe a few flower pots. It could be… discreet.”

     

    Four months since the end. Four months since they killed God. Three months since his last hunt, and Dean is out. What’s a guy to do?

    Buy a house with Cas and raise some bees, obviously.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    110
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    30
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    Lee and his group have settled in Savannah and are trying to survive. But a group called Crawford makes it extremely difficult for them to survive. The entire city is nearly completely looted and armed Crawford guards patrol throughout the city, shooting everyone in sight that doesn't belong to them. Can Lee and his group manage to survive and possibly even put a stop to Crawford?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Tras haber trabajado como cirujana de emergencias para el Saint Clarie's Hospital, Rain Han regresa a Nueva York con un puesto de jefa del ala de emergencias en el Marie Memorial Hospital.

    Su vida está en un buen lugar. Tiene el trabajo de sus sueños, su padre goza de buena salud y está compartiendo piso con su mejor amigo de toda la vida, Johnny y su novio, Taeyong.

    Entonces, ¿Qué podría salir mal?

    Dos palabras: Wong Yukhei.

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    Español
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    Chapters:
    15/35
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    Inspired by SawsbuckCoffee and other author's headcanons.

    My name is Crimson Glynn, and I'm not a girl. For years, I've kept all of my step-brother Ash's secrets, and he's kept mine. He's transferring to a place I know I won't succeed in, but it's okay, because I'll get to see him smile again.

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    63,023
    Chapters:
    16/?
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    1
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    Jeongin was a platinum temptation that everyone wanted a piece of. But only a few had a taste of it.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
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    6
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    NCT Groupchats

    The chapters are not connected in any way unless specifically stated so. (I’m not good with words so idk if that makes sense)

    Basically it’s a series of NCT groupchats/private chats. Each chapter is something different. Some are sad, some are funny, some are chaotic, some are cute, etc.

    The usernames and groupchat names will be the same the whole way through (unless specifically stated that I’ve changed one of the usernames or groupchat names) but that doesn’t mean that the chapters are connected!

    TW!! (I’ll specifically put trigger warnings before each chapter, along with a short summery of the chapter)

    I’ll add tags and relationships as needed

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    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
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    "You know we never stop tasting our tongues?" Bucky asked out of the blue.
    "How about I taste yours for a change?" John replied, trying to hide the blush that furiously attacked his cheeks.
    "You smooth motherfucker." Sam laughed as the pair refused to look at each other.

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    1/1
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    Everybody knows that Messi is a big deal in Barcelona locker rooms. Yet, whenever new players join the club, they can't help but notice the unmatched amount of love and admiration Leo gets from everyone around him.

    It's too much even for a legend like him. All his teammates talk to him with unbelievable passion all the time, leaving every newcomer wondering "why?" In this mini series, Lionel's life-long friends and teammates explain why he holds a special place in their hearts.

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    Chapters:
    76/?
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    6822
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    Five friends gather for a good ol' standard... well, you know.

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    It's a bit hard to start from the beginning for Chaney. Probably since she's older than 'the beginning,' but who knows?

    When the avatar of damnation goddess Rotsabel the Devourer finds herself in a sleepy village after a two-thousand year siesta as a way to rectify her ultimate sin, things sure do happen. Hate her, fear her, love her, everybody has something to say about the quirky new farmer and her mysterious cat. While some (including a lovely blue-haired seamstress and a melodramatic poet) quickly get wrapped up in all her antics, others aren't so quickly charmed. Will she be able to adapt to a new life? Or will her divine roots prove too strong to leave behind?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    10
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    Philadelphia is a weird place. Aliens, monsters, demons, kid's show hosts, you name it—they're all here, and they're having the time of their lives.

    It's basically just my take on the events of the Picoverse. It does include Friday Night Funkin', because I imagine they take place in the same universe (and also hyperfixations go brrrr)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
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    1
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    Jungwoo always fails when it comes to finding people who he can trust and be close to, as a result of his parents being possessive, he'll face a lot of problems in the future. would he be able to find his true self?

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    English
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    32,832
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    134
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    6
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    Venti has added 20+ people to a groupchat.

    Venti has renamed the groupchat 'girls gays and baes'.

    Diluc, Xiao and 5 others have left 'girls gays and baes'.

    Venti: IT HASN'T EVEN BEEN A MINUTE

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    712
    Bookmarks:
    58
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    “So, let Paimon get this straight. You think Mister Moneybags is falling in love with you?”

    “Well, he’s not falling in love with me, he’s falling in love with Ying.”

    Ying, her alias, the 11th Harbinger's beloved secretary, and an entirely fake persona created by Lumine as she attempted to infiltrate the Fatui. Childe was falling in love with a woman who didn't even exist.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,416
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    1121
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    2490
    Bookmarks:
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    Even doesn’t really need a bot.

    What he needs is an actor. One who won’t bitch about the concept or the lighting or quit suddenly to follow a hook-up to Barcelona.

    He won’t be cruel or irresponsible. Even just has to make some films again soon before he forgets how or gets too scared to.

    Later on, when the Bot is sitting on the living room couch, one hand, soft and unexpectedly gentle, at his thigh, Even will think, shit.

    It’s more than that.

    He’d been lonely.

    (An Evak Botfic AU A love story)

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    Chapters:
    19/21
    Comments:
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    Old tittle: let us run away, heal awhile, and be kids again.
    Pronouciation: as-pect-abund
    Origin: English.

    Letting or being able to let expressive emotion show easily through one's face and eyes.

     

    Tommy was tired, Tubbo was tired, they were both tired. they wanted to end their pain by running away.
    and did not except to meet other kids in their journey.
    follow Tommy, Tubbo, Purpled, Ranboo and Drista in their adventure of healing and do childish jokes.
    Aka :
    Clingy duo's therapy group.

    -i will put a trigger warning at every chapter. You can also tell me if there is something triggering you.
    -keep in mind that this is roleplay. It doesn't connect to anything to thé CC's

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    144
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    1512
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    228
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    “Yetao, you have to stop this. Half of problematic Kpop twitter probably thinks we’re having nasty sex.”

    “Nasty? I try to keep my comebacks relatively vanilla, don’t I?”

    “Only sex we could have is nasty.”

    “Wanna test out that theory?”

    Oscar swears he can hear Ren Yinpeng groaning from next door.

    (In his first semester at TXU, scatterbrained 18-year-old Oscar Wang has fan-wars with his roommate, accidentally makes some friends, starts a podcast, and learns a bit about both music and love.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
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