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    He feels red.

    It’s just red.

    Blooming cheeks.

    And a beating heart.

    At this exact moment, Yunho wishes he couldn’t feel at all. Because he can tell that his feelings for the man might change over time. He knows.
    The feeling is there— oppressing his chest and his lungs, like water.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    252
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    Just as what the title says.
    Wangxian's happily ever after in the tune of Fluff and Porn.
    Enjoy the collection of short stories and don't think too much about the details *winks*
    EDIT: Changed the rating to Explicit because of the Porn.

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    Chapters:
    115/?
    Comments:
    530
    Kudos:
    951
    Bookmarks:
    225
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    *Previously Titled: Bitter and Broken*

    Imagine a world, where the person you lived for, was living for someone else.

    When a slightly apologetic Connor returns Evans' letter and arrives home late his entire life turns into a mess he wants no part of. Still, if staying on this ride means he gets to keep Evans' warm smiles and bright eyes and precious little blushes in his life, he can handle it.

    If only Evans' looks of love were directed at him though.

    (I'm bad at summaries but the fic is better than it sounds. Also the point of view will shift from in-between Evan and Connor.)

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    616
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    We were together. I forgot the rest. -Walt Whitman

    Kenna and Vicar Max reminisce. Well, Max reminisces and Kenna is the killjoy. Oh the irony. But the good vicar remembers that there's no time limit on grief.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    13
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    steve decides to make a group chat with all his friends in it - chaos ensues

    aka another avengers chat fic that i update way too much and no one asked for

    (+ some private conversations)

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    15,658
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    62
    Kudos:
    173
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3477
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    When Katara and Zuko are away, the children can be as pottymouthed as they want.

    Takes place during The Southern Raiders

    Language:
    English
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    930
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    167
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    7
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    In this story, you will get to read about the sexual escapades and trials/tribulations between StormXros and his beautiful wife Sapphire as they go through many, many hardships together. Including but not limited to; Sapphires' sexual flare-ups, Magical mishaps, Kidnappings, Xros's job, but worst of all; getting up on some kind of time, truly the scariest threat of mankind! Numerous characters will be introduced to them in their day-to-day life and they may join in on the fun. We'll suck, fuck, bite, fight, laugh and cry during this crazy, noisy adventure of ours! Note: Some of the tags may solely be for the referencing purposes but I might include a character or two from a different franchise if you want me to/ if I feel like it. I am serious about having some other folks show up so just bear with me when I say those tags aren't entirely for show.

    Broke 4200 hits! Glad there are so many horny folks around these parts. Thx! On principle, I must say... Nice!
    Damn it I missed the double 69's!
    Sponsored by MILF, it does the body good!

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    9/?
    Comments:
    2
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    11262
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    PLEASE READ MY LAST TWO BOOKS! you will need the context! (Or don't, but it'll help!)

    Banni, the Orange Side (my take), or Overwhelming Thoughts, has never been a good person.

    But at least he's trying, and you have to give him props for that; its not often you see a Side try to be good again, after everything goes wrong.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    1
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    In which after Janus and Logan get together, a voice emerages from Logan's head.

    A voice which Janus is familiar with all too well.

    (I'm bad at summaries-)
    (Teen and Up bc of the Thoughts™ and bc of Remus)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    During a band practice, Remus’ mind can’t help but drift off to the bassist in another band. Despite his ex, Remy, drumming right behind him? Remus has fallen completely for Janus. The only problem is... how will Remus steak Janus away from Roman?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    "Hesitant, Emilia reached up to stroke the brilliant scarlet rose in her hair, wincing slightly as one finger got caught on a sharp thorn. The blood, hidden in the flower's velvet petals, welled up in a thin red line as she placed her finger delicately in her mouth to quell the faint flow of that red tide. There is danger hidden in beauty, she thought suddenly, incongruously, and thorns sharp and cutting ensconced in flowers of love."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

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    Chapters:
    108/108
    Comments:
    76
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    233
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    (Alternate Universe) When two girls meet and fall in love with each other, one learns of the other's dark past. And through their own ways of handling it, Amitie, Raffina and friends & rivals alike deal with the evil secrets of a hat while working on their romantic relationships and whatever life decides to throw at them.

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    Chapters:
    65/?
    Comments:
    14
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    23
    Hits:
    1117
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    His vision blurred from tears and sweat running together and making his eyes sting, and he heard his team screaming his name. They felt far away and he wanted to tell them not to worry, his eyes sluggishly attempting to convey what his clenched jaw couldn’t, but before he could do much of anything, Lance’s view of the desolation Voltron had wrought, of the new Galra fleet, of his fellow Voltron lions, of the giant druid ship with its offensively shaped canon, all faded to darkest black.

    ***

    Voltron is falling apart. Keith has left, Shiro’s acting weird, and Red is shunning Lance. Just when he thought things couldn’t get worse, they did. Lance gets zapped far away to an alternate reality where he struggles to find his footing. He needs to find his way back to the team, fast, and maybe he’ll find himself along the way. Despite his aversion to cliches, he just can't seem to steer clear of them.
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    Chapters:
    11/14
    Comments:
    127
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1967
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    seokmin downloads a messaging app and all hell has broke loose when he adds some friends.

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    3,492
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    629
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    Wonshik has a journey filled with:
    1. questionable humor
    2. questionable impressions
    3. best-friends
    4. best-mothering/brothering-friends-who-frequently-but-not-always-make-fun-of-his-soft-nature
    5. lots of gifts

    and 6. a quandary: Should he buy Jaehwan the fox, sloth, or llama tissue box?

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    12,159
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
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    158
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    Where the danganronpa kids go to Hope's Peak and get to act their age without the killing and despair.(For now.)
    Also, a talentswap and chatfic.

    I'm not good at summaries but oh well.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    374
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    Maul was there enjoying his whisky, Ahsoka was there celebrating her small win. They're rivals from different firms, they know this but spend the night together. A little fun turns into a disaster as they continue their secret rendezvous, trying to sort their feelings out and keep each other out of danger that slowly turns dangerous.

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    10,997
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    630
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    "He still looked devastatingly attractive in every possible way and it wasn’t fair because he looked like he had just rolled out of the bed. Essek needed at least an hour in the morning to talk himself into being even vaguely pleasant.

    “Oh! Guten Morgen, and welcome back to the Xhorhaus Bakery,” Caleb said, a certain pleasant crinkle to his expression. He was smiling a soft, gentle smile that caught Essek off guard. “What can I get you this morning?”

    At Xhorhaus Bakery, where the Mighty Nein bake up Rosohna's most delectable treats, magic is something that is in the air. For Essek Theylss, there might just be love there too.

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    English
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    38,108
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    348
    Kudos:
    508
    Bookmarks:
    80
    Hits:
    3620
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    Fully back in his role as Nightwing, the discovery of a bloody heart in a mason jar with its symbiotic properties rises questions: where did it come from, and why was it just left discarded at a crime scene? When its origin is learned—it could very well cost the entire Batfamily their lives when an old foe comes back to destroy Dick's very happiness!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,663
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    535

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