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    Garrus, Shepard, and a hell of a lot of banter. ME2 setting with throwback to ME1; friendship and eventual romance with emphasis on dialogue and character development. Rated T for language.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    366
    Bookmarks:
    92
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    While working as a nurse, Kuroo crosses paths with his high school enemy, Daishou Suguru, who has recently quit his professional volleyball career and cut off all contact with his friends and team members. Trying to be a mature adult, Tetsurou offers his friendship to the struggling accountant suffering from a serious autoimmune disease, but ends up with a hell of a lot more than just 'friendship.'

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    English
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    10,137
    Chapters:
    4/8
    Hits:
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    When Nanba gets hurt, it's Zhao's turn to play nurse. He's inexperienced, unprofessional, and can't keep his mouth shut, but at least he's trying his best...?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    10
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    At the end of the corridor, she doesn't even wait to enter the room before forcing Lily to (sort of) tell you goodnight. Lily actually isn't saying anything, because Wagner is pinning her beside their door and covering her lips and the other side of her neck in kisses and gentle bites. In front of you there it is, Lily's most sensual and sexually invested expression, forbidden to you like a cruel twist of fate.

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    2,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    16
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    (Alternate Universe) When two girls meet and fall in love with each other, one learns of the other's dark past. And through their own ways of handling it, Amitie, Raffina and friends & rivals alike deal with the evil secrets of a hat while working on their romantic relationships and whatever life decides to throw at them.

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    English
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    323,025
    Chapters:
    100/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    3210
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    Chan: please give me patience
    Seungmin: Isn’t it “please give me strength”
    Chan: If I was given strength, you’d all be dead

    They're first strangers. Then the "bawling braces club". Then boyfriends? Maybe? What's very clear is that they all need help, and they're definitely not the right people to give it.

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    English
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    22,887
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    2192
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    Sasha is in college, eating instant noodles for all meals of the day, doing whatever needs to be done to make ends meet.
    The best paying job out there just happens to be ghost hunting.

    So on a rusty scooter, with a cheap wooden cross in hand, she sets off to banish various demons every night and many people are here to assist her on her quest for righteous justice and juicy cash, such as:

    General Yunan, appearing in full riot gear and louder than a heavy metal concert in one person!
    Grime, the senior hunter and a merciless dorky prank-lover who eats gunpowder for breakfast
    Marcy, the soft moth creature with a dark past who loves munching on old shirts and blushes at the slightest touch
    Maddie, the witch who's biggest power is her common sense and her swarm of loyal and adorable siblings
    Olivia, now even more alcoholic, gay, and tired than in the canon!

    and Andrias, the mysterious man behind the whole Ghost Hunters' company

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    English
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    12,558
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1050
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    After her school being invaded, and her friends dying right before her eyes, and then herself. She really thought she would end up in Hell. Technically, she did. Because when she “woke up” She was falling onto a beach and her friends followed suit. And they all looked older, and she did too. And then they saw a flying fairy. A girl named Alena who looked strangely like a certain creature from a certain game called Genshin Impact. And so welcome to the “Point of No Return” Chronicals. Where nothing is as it seems and everything is what it isn’t.

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    1,959
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    2
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    6
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    Being a Hero is hard. When he’s not studying to ace all his exams, Diluc becomes Dawn, a knight — with cat ears! — who protects Mondstadt from the Abyss with his fellow Hero partner, the night prince Dusk.

    But after a mission gone wrong, Dusk realizes Dawn is Diluc, and Diluc finds Dusk is none other than Kaeya, the boy he’s loved since primary school.

    … The boy Diluc just blurted out a scathing and accusatory confession to.

    In the wake of this emotional disaster, Diluc makes one thing clear: the crush is a burden he wants gone; love is a weakness Heroes can’t afford. What he didn’t expect, however, was for Kaeya to offer help with the whole crush-killing business. In his own words, “who knows better how to hate [him] than [him]?”

    Ensues the sloppiest, most counterproductive love-killing mission ever.

    [ KaeLuc, 3rd Person POV]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    614
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    Ryan and Pete switch bodies..also Gabe is there.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    13
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    Miko: Last night I found out Ei is a sleep talker.

    Sara: Oh, really?

    Miko: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

    The lesbians make a gc lmao(this is a cry for help)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,103
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    157
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1604
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    First person pov btw all of these stories are shower thoughts

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    English
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    4,157
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    186
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    A woman with the temper of the devil and a plan along with ambition, somehow ends up in 1899 and has a plan what to do in her life. As corona has destoroyed her way of life back home, she now get a second chance to do what she likes. Fashion and she'll use whatever lies and other methods to get her way.

    But what is more important, money and fame, or is it something else out there that she hasen't realised yet?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130,513
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    121
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2018
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,133
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    251
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    Sister was late to band rehearsal. Usually she was the first one there, it was unlike her to ever be late. It was, however, very likely for her to at least tell the gang why if she ever was. She texted the group chat an hour before rehearsal was supposed to start that she was sorting out some details regarding a gig she was trying to get, but didn't say anything more than that because she wanted it to be a surprise. That seemed to get a conversation going while the others waited for her to arrive.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    This is just gonna be a pro-longed shit post of stuff my friends Alex(They/Them), Autumn(She/Her), Jacob(She/They), Nova Lee(She/Her), Asher(He/They) sand I say/do. I'm Dreylynn(They/Them).

    WARNING:There is talk of bad parenting, jokes made of Mental Illness which is absolutely nothing to joke about but we all have trauma and it's how we cope, Derogatory name calling but the one being called name doesn't care and does it to herself as well, We cuss like Sailors, POSSIBLE MENTIONS OF DRUG AND ALCOHOL USE.

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    English
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    1,175
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    12
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    [WARNING] THIS STORY IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES WHO CAN HANDLE THE FOLLOWING TOPICS: SEX, VIOLENCE, GORE, LANGUAGE, LOTS OF LANGUAGE, SO MUCH LANGUAGE IT'S NOT OK, RACISM, RACIST REMARKS, SLURS, SENSITIVE TOPICS, SENSITIVE JOKES, DARK JOKES AND REFERENCES YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND. THIS IS A SATIRICAL STORY NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE.
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    After the events of The Final Reckoning nothing has been the same. As the crew slowly discover what has happened to their world they all have to face their own seperate encounters.

    (Names just in case)
    Legoshi - Legless
    Jack - Ladder Boi
    Juno - Jugs
    Pina - Penis
    Louis - Rouie? (with the question mark)
    Haru - Haircut
    Bill - Bill Williamson
    Ibuki - Itchy
    Agata - LionMaker
    Free - Fiddles
    Dolph - Scratches
    Cheif Lion - Queef Chief
    Mayor - Bimbo Mayor
    Gon - C**t Principal
    Barite - Little S**t
    Cosmo - Runa? (also with question mark)
    Gohin - Panda Express
    Melon - Cantaloupe

    and some original characters that you will find rather... interesting.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    123,485
    Chapters:
    19/22
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Hits:
    455
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    Three years after a tragic war with invaders from beyond the stars, a radical terrorist named Katsura Kotaro plans to destroy the strange new world created by the new Shogun. And when Zura learns his long-lost friend Ikumatsu has been captured, he only grows angrier, and he begins a race to save her in time. On the way, he learns things he never wanted to know...and discovers Earth's Altana may hold more secrets than he ever could have imagined.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    41,802
    Chapters:
    30/63
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    178
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    Now in their first year of college, Saiki and Teruhashi reach an unexpected but inevitable roadblock in their physical relationship. Contains fluff, wholesomeness (of a sort), two adults communicating responsibly and supporting each other, and adult humor. Explicit talk about sex and birth control only; implied sex in second chapter, but no details.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,487
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    264
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    Ayato makes a little gift for Thoma.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    477
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1122

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