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    Dirk and Jake have been best friends since childhood. Each weekend, one visits the other and they grow closer than ever before. Both are in denial; they can't love each other... can they?
    (This fic is based on lyrics from the song Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl by Of Montreal. The fic is my own creation, but loosely follows the storyline (?) of the song. The song is not my own.)

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    John turned more than a page.

    When a timeline is undone, what else is there to do but fall?

    When the story moves on, when the lens of the narrative fades away to black, who tells those who lived it?

    You did not want to die.

    D isn't sure if he did.

    What's one more note, shoved haphazardly into a requiem the Gods left behind? A key change that dissolves the chords into chaotic dissonance.

    Two (three) notes that were never meant to meet.

    It's not their fault Sburb and anything related sounds completely bonkers when you haven't lived it.

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    John Egbert walks out of his house to participant in his first ever anti-emo rally parade in his neighborhood,

    but he would have expected to see his dear friend, Keith Kogane, turn out as emo. Little does he know, there are more emo's in this town than he thought......

    will he be able to save them from their retched disease? or will he too burn in hell?

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    L’univers te recrache sur le toit t’ayant servi de portail au jeu, et tu te rattrapes avec le pif.

    --

    Davesprite peine à s’habituer à être l’Autre Dave. Bro est revenu d’entre les morts, et l’appartement des Strider à deux fois trop de gens. Se réconcilier prend du temps et des efforts, et le pardon doit se mériter.
    Tu dois essayer, et quand ça n’est pas suffisant, tu dois essayer plus FORT.

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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military industrial complex or the prison industrial complex? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

    --

    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    Vampires and Werewolves have always been on… rough terms, especially in a world where both try to stay hidden from humans. One day a vampire stumbles across a werewolf and friendship happens?

    (Working summary.)

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    David has always been tangentially aware of his younger brother's...proclivities. But Dirk knows to be discreet, and there has not been even a single whisper of his inclinations, and David is nothing if not an accepting man, for he would be a fool to let this come between them. And if he is rather grateful that Dirk will eternally be a bachelor, then so be it; the Strider Brothers shall at least have one another, for none others shall have them.

    Perhaps he ought to have thought as to why it is he was so satisfied to know Dirk would not marry and leave him.

    But perhaps it would not change his circumstances.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    Karkat has chronic Hanahaki and falls in love with almost anyone who talks to him. Dave lives in the shadow of his four very attractive older brothers.

    The first time they meet is in college, when they--and all of Dave's brothers--end up in the same dorm together. Karkat starts falling for every Strider except for Dave, who's beginning to wonder why it's bothering him so much.

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    10/?
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    (title is a work in progress)
    The sunrises once again, over six groups of people and two loners
    A director, his little brother, and his secretary.
    A mechanic and his daughter.
    A father and a sarcastic artificial intelligence.
    A captain and his husband.
    A troll who's more words than silence and a man who miraculously never misses a shot.
    A revenge-obsessed lunatic.
    And a troll who just wants to find everyone, and maybe get a chance to shoot Bro Strider. He'd like that.
    The sun sets again, and they despair because the dark is when the dead roam.
    But Darkness is where Light shines the brightest.

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    “Dirk!”

    “Roxy!”

    Yeah, there you go, that’s got you spinning on your heel in a very undignified, un-Strider way, but you kind of don’t care about that because you know those voices, from taped talk shows and DVD special features and premiere screenings—holy shit.

    Everyone else’s guardians had been revived—but you kind of thought John and Jane wouldn’t bother with yours and Roxy’s. You could kiss those kids right now.

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    Rose Lalonde is in love with words.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

    --

    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    66/?
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    David can be cruel, and both of them can be stupid. Bro shouldn't have taken the bet.

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    D's feeling insecure about his body, so obviously Bro has to help him feel better.

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    It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.

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    A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.

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    13/?
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    Dirk and his college roommate have always had a tenuous relationship, even before he learned that they were roughly two hundred years old and had a taste for the lifeblood of mankind. He doesn't mind too much, so long as they keep to their side of the apartment and don't hog the shower. One day though, Eridan asks to cash in an urgent favor, then another. Before long, they actually come to begrudgingly accept the other exists, and even start *speaking* to each other.

    What follows is a whirlwind of unexpected friendship involving late-night strolls, robots, a guy who never learned how to stop wearing Victorian fashion, vampiric family issues, duels on the beach, duels on the ROOF, tunnel kelpies, chemistry classes, Dirk's unhealthy Everything habits, and much, much more.

    Language:
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    448,549
    Chapters:
    74/?
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    15
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    23
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    in which Dave is having a very bad day, week, year, all of the above, man. All of the above.
    D, is also having a no good very bad year.

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    Dirk Strider met his soulmate at five years old, it was the best thing to ever happen to him.

    Or: an analysis of platonic soulmate relationships.

    Language:
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    32
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    7
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