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    Karkat shuffles to the door. Normally, he’d be suspicious of any visitors, but since he moved after Crabdad died, the only one who knows where he lives is his moirail, Kanaya, so he isn’t particularly suspicious.
    Except he should have been, as Karkat Vantas opens the door to greet her Imperial Condescension.
    Karkat really sometimes regrets being a leader, but someone has to do it.

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    Like a handful of breaded chicken tenders being tossed into hot oil, Bro deposits you onto your bed and is out of your Egbertless room within less than ten seconds.

    Holy shit what just happened. You feel like Juliet. Are you Juliet?? You thought John was Juliet. You thought you were Romeo, gonna get a high-five from Bro AKA whateverthefuck Romeo's dad's name was you've never read it so who cares, while you went to pry the bars off Juliet's window, rescuing him from his overprotective dad.

     

     

    (In a move that surprises everybody involved, it's not John's dad that the two young lovers have to be worried about. It's Dave's.)

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    Dave looks out at the skyline from the top of the roof, the sun had just set and he wanted to get out of the apartment for a bit. He is always stuck inside because he isn’t allowed out with out one of his older brothers accompanying him. He was the youngest of his clan and he needed to be chaperoned even though he is sixteen years old and that was the age all his brothers were allowed to go out by themselves. Dave sits on the edge on the roof looking down at all the people walking by, he sighs as he thinks about all the times he snuck out this month while D and Dirk are away. He might be pressing his luck by sneaking out again but he didn’t get caught all the times he snuck out, only 3 out of 10 times. He jumps up and walks back down to the apartment, he hears Bro in his room making his weird puppet porn. He decided that this was his chance while Bro was distracted.

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    Karkat thought this summer vacation with John would be a chance to get away from it all.

    Dave thought that this new island would provide a safe home for his family.

    Funny things happen when the two of them meet.

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    They won the game, but it was only the beginning. Something went wrong (or maybe it was planned all along). Now six gods are stuck on Earth, memories of the battles and deaths still fresh in their mind as they try to find some way back. None of their friends seem to remember, and as old enemies reappear, the goal of leaving this new game grows further and further out of reach.

    Unknown to our band of heroes, The Alternate Game isn't leaving them entirely alone.

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    The Game is over and done with. It’s time to head out to the new universe and start again. It’s time to go forward.

    You should have known better though.

    Even if you leave the game it will always be with you.

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    Earth C isn’t what anyone expected. And now with the kids adjusting to a new life, the Games remnants coming to haunt them, and a ridiculous amount of mystery surrounding the nature of the world they have created, will they be prepared for the next step?

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    He’s not aware of all that’s been long since lost to the Atlantic blue, but he knows that, were there to be a city down there still, no one looking up would be able to find him here. The pulse of it wouldn’t ever sleep and neither would he. Trains departing every five minutes and airplanes leaving streaks across the night sky; the murmur of city sounds and cold neon light swells into a symphony of white noise - it was like a distant memory that was not his, and yet it was, in some way. But he was alone, high up above that atmosphere of energy that lingered, two last breaths dragging four hundred years into the past, and he could disappear, hide from the world or what was left of it, by closing his eyes.

    The first chapter in a series of Homestuck fanfics inspired by lyrics from the 2007 Owl City album Of June.

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  8. [Profane Revelation] by Anonymous for BroSprite

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    12 Aug 2019

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    Dirk’s bro comes home unexpectedly, possessed by an entity intent on acting on what he sees as his most shameful repressed desires. Dirk’s opinion on the matter is somewhat different.

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    Joe Egbert wakes up having been dragged into more shenanigans. Dave Strider just wakes up, period.

    And then there are kids. Somehow, they'll figure it out.

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    "The strider clan decide to gangbang John Egbert
    Sloppy seconds? Barebacking? Spitroast?
    Maybe they vampires and mindcontroll? Or they werewolves and do abo or knotting stuff? Go nuts!"

    I went nuts

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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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  12. Firedance by Anonymous for Dragoneisha

    Fandoms: Homestuck  

    10 Aug 2019

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    Witches are wild, man. Witches are wild and you really wish this particular witch hadn't paired up with a werewolf to make your life perfectly miserable for a night.

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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    Two wrongs don’t make a right, but indulging your filthiest fantasy come true sure will take the sting off the heartache. One night won’t kill this relationship. You may love Jake, but you love your Bro too, and tonight, you’re going to indulge to your heart’s content.

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    An alternate universe in which Bro runs an orphanage/foster home, and all of alternate Daves and Dirks live there.

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    This new world that Jake found himself in, he thought, was exactly the same as the one he had left.
    He hoped he was wrong.

    Jane figured that this was a chance for them all to have the lives they should've had.
    She was right, but life always takes unexpected turns.

    Dirk just wanted to be able to interact with people and be normal for a while.
    His heart told him that wasn't going to be happening any time soon.

    Roxy quickly realizes this is not some happy ever after.
    Too bad she can't just conjure one up from the void.

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    It’s mid-August the first time you see him, standing in front of the Maid’s temple, staring at you like he’s carved out of stone.

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    A reincarnated version of a dude who died, once upon a time, lives his life in New Houston, haunted by a ghost that may be a god. He has no friends.

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    Strider has been two people for a while now, and he almost gets along with himself. Self-love isn't exactly the goal here, anyway.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting against Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side. John, with the help of his half-dead friends, travels back in time to fix the dreadful future.

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    A place to dump all the universe information crap on you. And possibly some other stuff too.

    First Chap: Stories, written, ongoing, and planned.
    Second Chap: Mage of Hope inspiration, moved from The Choice.
    Third Chap: Alpha Guardian Names
    Fourth Chap: Dave and Dove Pesterlog set in the new universe.
    Last Chap: A note explaining why I am no longer writing on this account and about toxic fandom rhetoric (not specifically homestuck itself but fandom in general).

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