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    "Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"

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    Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.

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    Jake manages to co-erce Dirk into making their first time something special-- By getting Dirk to hunt him down in the middle of the woods.

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    Dave Strider moves to New York with his family cause Bro is on the run. Because of his move he now has to get used to this new highschool, which should hopefully, not cause any problems.

    Karkat Vantas despises highschool and would rather be anywhere else. When he heard there was seven (7) new kids at his school he managed to hate it more. Why does one of them have to be in all of his classes anyways?

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    Eridan wakes up on Earth C after being revived... it's not exactly to applause.

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    The camera's running. Bro stands in front of it for a long moment, considering it. Then he turns, slow and deliberate, and starts to pace, careful to stay within the bounds of the camera's frame. You stay put, watching him for any sign of what the fuck he's doing. After a moment you realize that you should be listening instead of just looking; he's speaking under his breath, just loud enough that you can make out a few words when he's on the end of his circuit closest to you. You hear "come down," the first time, "a challenge," the second, nothing the third time (you guess he does have to pause sometimes) and, finally, "Jack Noir."

    Bro makes a stunningly bad decision. The rest of the family picks up the pieces.

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    The universe spits you out straight onto the roof where you entered the game, and you catch yourself with your face.

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    Davesprite struggles with being the Other Dave. Bro is back from the dead, and the Strider apartment is about two times too crowded for everyone involved. Reconciliation takes time and effort, and forgiveness is a thing to be earned.
    You have to try, and when that's not enough, you have to try HARDER.

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    Karkat escapes Alternia with the help of his friends, and he crashes his ship on a planet called Earth. A human named Dave Strider takes him in and helps him navigate the planet.

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    Once was an Accident.

    Two was a Coincidence.

    Three...there's gotta be some Sburbnanigans going on. Kids don't just fall from the sky!

    Just when things were settling down, it became very clear that DARquius was not the only one to fall between the cracks. Be careful what you wish for.

    Spin-off of Beneath the Glitch and the Damned & Ersatz Abyss.

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    Seven years ago, Jake went out for coffee with a man named “Hal,” a simple first date that sparked a whirlwind romance and the kind of happily-ever-after marriage only found in fairytales.

    All that came crashing down one night when someone came to their door with a picture of “Hal,” asking about Dirk Strider, and Jake— realizing he’d been lied to for years— left without saying goodbye.

    Weeks in the future but not many, Dirk tries to repair whatever might be left of their relationship. But what part of his past could be so unspeakable that he’d forge a whole second identity just to escape it?

    (heavily inspired by 36 Questions, the musical podcast, but you don’t need prior knowledge of that to read the fic!)

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    Jane goes on a sleepover with her friends calliope and Roxy but gains a fucking crush on them

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    John is completely fine. He is completely and utterly content to spend his days alone in his room, watching movies and programming. But it would be nice to have a friend.

    In other words, John is completely and utterly alone. He's tried reaching out, but it's never worked. It seems like there's no place for him out there. But little does he know, there are seven other isolated idiots out there who yearn for friendship as much as he does.

    But will John and these idiots find solace with unadulterated dumbfuckery and geographical distance in their way?

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    These are just a few smutty requests I've done (a few are my own making)
    (I recently purged my tags because they were cringeworthy, no important tags were deleted at all)

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam; Butt Plugs
    7)JohnDave; Spanking and Bondage
    8)Thorki; Jealous sex
    9)Stackson; Daddy Kink
    10)Destiel; Daddy Kink again
    11)Stucky; Bottom!Steve
    12)Stackson; SluttyBottom!Jackson
    13)DirkJake; Hair Pulling
    14)Scisaac; Daddy Kink the third
    15)DirkJake; Crossdressing
    16)DirkJake; Teacher/Student
    17))SuperBat; Hate Sex
    18)Merthur; After Near Death Experience-IN PROGRESS
    19)Sabriel; Wing kink-IN PROGRESS

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    Kankri was in his senior year in college, while work-oriented he couldn't help but grow a few crushes, even if he never filled those quadrants with them. Yet, after meeting at a party and hanging out with a few of Dirk's friends, he couldn't help but feel flushed for him.

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    Eridan gets bored. An easy fix to that; bother the hot guy you fucking hate.

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    Eridan and Sollux develop a habit of staying up too late bothering eachother.
    Karkat and Nepeta tend to be the people they go to when they can't understand their feelings for eachother.
    Dirk and Dave are there too. Striders, my beloved/beloathed. <3
    Mostly EriSol, but I can't help myself, DaveKat will also probably be prominent.

    Tagged as Mature Audiences for swearing, sexual humor, and possible(?) angst and implied sex. If I feel silly. If I feel so inclined, even. Things might get a bit heated, who knows? ,,>__<,,

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    jane has α sleepover and realizes that she has α fat fucking crush on her two best friends

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    June Egbert feels stuck in a dead timeline, full of regret for not having transitioned earlier. Her retcon abilities offer her an enticing option: to go back and change everything.

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    Goddamn it Chester, if you hadn't'a run out, none of this shit would've happened. Probably.

    Or, in which Dirk’s life consists of a werewolf stalker, a budding romance, and a fat cat that doesn’t know how to stay in the damn house.

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    Jake is the ideal Victorian Gentleman. Suave, polite, and absolutely heterosexual. But that all changes when he goes to see a play and sees Dirk, a seemingly untouchable man to whom Jake is mysteriously drawn. What happens if their friendship grows into something more than just a companionship?

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    2/?
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