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    You've determined the hobbies of the monarch you serve are as follows:

    1. Ill-timed pranks.
    2. Cooking.
    3. Subconsciously pulling elaborate political schemes off perfectly, ad infinitum, every one of which inches his mind closer to some ineffable dark chasm you're curious to find the depth of.

    Anyway, he makes damn good lasagna.

    (although part of a series, this fic is a standalone. feel free to read this first!)

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are going to have the best summer break ever at your cousins’ house, even though you weren’t really prepared for it. But still, this was gonna be pretty fucking awesome!

    Even if at some point it gets turned on its head by the fact that there're two mermen residing on the beach along with you, apparently.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to be able to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    Why couldn't these hunters give Karkat and his hive a break? Ah, yes, because nice things are for other people. How could he forget.

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    Everyone had expected for them to win.

    No one had really been anticipating waking up in their houses, almost like nothing had ever happened.

    It's April of 2009, and the game is over. What may be even harder than the game is reintegrating back into normal society. After all, how do a bunch of traumatized teenagers reintegrate back into society? Especially when two of them had grown up without seeing another human being for the first fifteen years of their lives?

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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    “Can I take your order, lady?”
    “Caramel macchiato with whipped cream and sugar, purrlease!”

    You look up from the little electronic register thingy (you never bothered to learn its name) and see a girl wearing a blue hat shaped like a smiling, cartoonish cat face. She looks up at you, and you stare at her piercing olive eyes, and for all the world think you are looking at a panther, stalking it’s prey.

    Then, you realize that you’re staring like an idiot.

    She probably thinks you’ve either lost your marbles or had an aneurysm.

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    In which Dave goes in to kill a demon for his bro, and things...don't exactly go as planned.

    Please check the tags before you read.

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    The High School AU Davekat fic from Mississippi or alternatively Hell.

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    Jake English has just moved to the little town of Skaia, hidden deep in the woods, to live with his sister and her housemate after the death of his grandmother.

    Dirk Strider has lived in Skaia with his siblings and half siblings all his life, and is pretty busy reeling from a family secret.

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    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Isoamyl acetate, also known as isopentyl acetate, is an organic compound that is the ester formed from isoamyl alcohol and acetic acid. It is a colorless liquid that is only slightly soluble in water, but very soluble in most organic solvents. Isoamyl acetate has a strong odor which is also described as similar to both banana and pear. Isoamyl acetate is released by a honey bee's sting apparatus where it serves as a pheromone beacon to attract other bees and provoke them to sting.

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    "The hover-train weaves its way through the towering buildings, their lights looking like comets as they fly by your vision, before passing by a few flickering holographic billboards, a few of which are for Crockercorp and its services. They all feature the same bright red logo and cheerfully smiling woman on them. They're a rather common sight, here in Skaia city.

    You pay them little mind."

    [Cyberpunk AU.]

    Self-employed sleuth 'Jane Doe' isn't necessarily an everyday Skaian citizen. Legally speaking, she's not technically even a Skaian citizen at all, let alone existent. She spends her days and nights in the city snooping for pay, and though she's got herself into the occasional problem in the past, she's always gotten out of it unscathed, thanks to her wit. Of course, there's a good reason why Jane isn't considered a real person by the city's database, and it's bound to catch up with her at some point, which she's well aware of. Things get even more complicated when she finds herself dragged into something quite a bit bigger than her usual mysteries, which lands her with more things to worry about than just remaining incognito.

     

    Do give the tags a look.

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    John and Dave Strider had a beautiful life with beautiful children, until one day, one car accident takes it all away from them. John falls victim to a severe head trauma, that causes a major case of amnesia, one that makes him forget the loss of his father and more importantly, forgets all together that he has kids and a husband. The results leave all of them with more then a little bit of trauma.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    It’s been two years since Dirk was freed from the Cavern of Hearts. One year since Dirk left Jake with nothing but a note and set off alone. One week since Dirk rediscovered his abilities. One hour since he was beaten to an inch of his life and crawled into this alley. One minute since he realized he was going to die… at least, until a stranger appeared in front of him. But not any stranger--Dave. His brother who died thousands of years ago?

    How is this possible?

    Suddenly surrounded by his reincarnated siblings, Dirk realizes something is off. It’s almost as if they’re… cursed. As if something wants them miserable. As if something wants them dead.

    Now, with their powers returning, Dirk realizes time is running out. If he wants them, the world, to survive, he’s going to need all the help he can get. He’ll need hope.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Dave Strider is a famous director and screenplay writer. He lives in LA, close to his sister, Rose and brother Dirk. Dave's usual writing spot is a cafe down the street, owned and managed by Rose. Today there is a new barista with a shit attitude.

    World with a Mixed Troll/Human society. Dave and John have some mixed history together that dave isn't quite over, and Dirk owns a club in the city.

    Based off of an unfinished role play I did with a friend.

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    [This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]

    ♋ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
    ♒ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself

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    random drabble about the strange goings-on of the strider household

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