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This is a compilation of my writing threads from twitter that are not long enough to be their own fics. Please enjoy.
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- Part 1 of Hornythreads
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After Daves recent move to the suburbs, he opens his door at 2am to a guy bleeding out on his doorstep.
Karkat escapes a violent and terrifying game. When his brash actions lead to his homelessness for the second time that month, he is forced to confront the piece of his life he left behind. With the help of a couple stupid fucking morons. -
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Dirk decides to spoil Jake.
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A warrior prince, John Egbert, is captured on the battlefield. The enemy leaders of the rebellion pump John full of aphrodisiacs and enjoy their prize, but not before roughing him up a bit first.
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After escaping from a spoiled life under the thumb of the infamous Vantas crime family, Karkat Vantas ends up stuck in a battle he's not sure he belongs in, and a world he never knew existed. From the protective isolation of his father, he falls straight into the arms of the Strider brothers, a pair of mutants, known as Bloodseekers. His life is now in the hands of two overpowered mercenaries, both of whom have racked up a formidable army of bodies in their wake, yet, somehow, all of this seems better than the dull monotony of what he's left behind.
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The Cast of Homestuck adjust to their post game lives on Earth C, and everyone seems to be adjusting just fine!
...Mostly everyone...
Things are afoot in the world, and John Egbert has been left behind, in more ways than one.
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- Part 1 of Heartsick
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Karkat, Dave, and Nepeta play a game of ironic misunderstandings roulette, and for once, Dave's not into it.
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Dave and Dirk have this irony thing going on, it's all fun and games.
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Just a short drabble on a what if
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For the first time ever, It's cold in texas. Luckily Hal produces more that enough heat for two.
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One day Dave broke, all his childhood trauma, bullying, and ignored calls. Everyone knew him has a chill, non-problematic guy that wore shitty shades every day but not anymore. Dave had stayed home and his time worsened there.
A.U.: Highschool w/ trolls
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[This story is part of the Cracks in the Crown series] [This is part 2]
♋︎ You thought the quadrants were complicated before? Seadwellers are all the more difficult to get your think pan around.
♒︎️ You've spent a long time in solitude... it's about time you start to open up about yourself.Series
- Part 2 of Cracks in the Crown
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Detective Karkat Vantas considers himself one of the best cops in all of Brooklyn. There's just one case he can't solve- and it's driving him insane.
If it wasn't obvious, this is 100% inspired by Brooklyn 99.
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Two boys and their kingdom have always lived alongside the strangest of creatures, those known as the fae. Where once, they were afraid of the unknown, as they grow into maturity, the eldest grows distant of the thought, while the younger grows curious of what they haven't seen. Hidden away in a forest on the other side of the river, with only one suspension bridge between them was a whole other world. What he finds there, he has no idea, all he knows is, hes got to find a way to sneak past his older brother.
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Recanonisation is a tricky process, and as time goes on, you're beginning to realise more than just your life has been dragged out of the shell of obscurity.
June Egbert. Post-Meat. A lengthy meditation on gender, canonical dissolution, and what it means to be someone well beyond the end of everything.
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Surprise! The multiverse theorem is real and because of that, everything, in a sense, is real... including Homestuck, unfortunately.
One can imagine the infinite possibilities! Anything stretching from the regular game of SBURB to a universe where everyone except John is a cat and he just so happens to be allergic to cats. Basically, everything happens one way or another.
With that idea in mind, there is also a universe where Homestuck is fictional.
As it turns out, with infinite possibilities and infinite timelines, there is always room for Murphy's Law.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
Dave lives with Dirk and Bro in a small apartment in Houston Texas where he discovers a Webcomic. Things go downhill very quickly.
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Dave Strider comes from a more than wealthy family, so well off in fact that his older brother, Dirk, is sailing the seas with his own crew intent on conducting research on the elusive mermaid. Dave comes along for the journey into loosely charted waters, pessimistic about the endeavor, that is until he accidently courts a mermaid.
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Horny Nonsense with your Weird-Ass Ecto Dadbro by Berd_Alert (Cassa_of_the_fans), excessThinking (Nobodyhasblindedme)
Fandoms: Homestuck
27 May 2020
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After spending a day at the beach enjoying godhood with friends, Dave accidentally discovers something. Interesting. About Dirk. Questions follow. Solutions are had. Webcams are misused. A good time is had by all.
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Karkat Vantas didn’t know what to expect when he ended up playing the copy of SGRUB they’d made from scrap. It wasn’t meeting his friends for once in his life, it wasn’t being stuck with some of them for an extent of three years, and it certainly wasn’t winning. From the point in which he loaded up the game onward, everything was one thing to the next -- and that was new for him.
uh, typical AU where everything turns out okay because we did not deserve Homestuck^2 to be Like That.
anxious writer is anxious. tell me if im doing something wrong, please, this was originally just for my epilouge-hating friends but it's over 5,000-ish words now and here we are. -
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In a world where Alphas, Betas and Omegas make up the 1%, these people are hunted down and sold as sexual slaves in a rapidly growing ABO smuggling black market.
Enter detective Karkat Vantas who gets himself caught up in his partner's less than legal attempt to get one of the Omegas out as a favour to an old friend.
What starts as Karkat buying a scrawny blonde kid almost half his age at some millionaire's party is becoming a dangerous dance with powers Karkat himself realises he doesn't understand.