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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider, and Jade Harley have been best friends for as long as they can remember. Their families get together twice a year, for two weeks as a reunion. They’ve been a constant in each other’s lives.

    It’s no secret to any of them Dave’s home life is shitty. His guardian is no longer invited to the reunions, and for a long time it has only been him and his older brother, Dirk.

    Until about seven years ago, when Dirk was murdered in an alleyway for unknown reasons when he was 12.

    And Dave’s home life just fell apart after that, his only escape being school and the four weeks in total he’s with his friends.

    However, this seventh anniversary seems to have gotten worse, and he’s no longer answering his friends messages.

    To say it’s worrying would be an understatement.

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    When Dirk dumps Jake, he's heartbroken - but not for long. After all, Dirk's got a twin brother to play with.

    Jake only means to fuck Hal to get out his pent-up aggression and heartbreak.

    He never means to become obsessed with him in a way he never had with his twin. Unfortunately, Hal hates him after his mistreatment of Dirk - so Jake's going to have to get a little creative.

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    Your brother is ill (mentally or physically you don’t know). All you know is the panic attacks he has frequently cause him to blank and lose his memory. You’re scared, because one day you might not be able to bring it back.

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    Dave had a penchant for weird things happening to him, and Karkat always seemed to get stuck with the people he hated most. But finding out they were both demigods? That was the final straw. Both boys were convinced that if the gods did exist, they must really hate their kids.

    Camp Half-Blood sent out a lot of quests, but Jade knew hers was special. She'd been at camp for less than a year, and she'd already gotten a quest to rescue two unknown demigods from their fate. The only downside was her questing buddies: the Crocs-wearing, chalk-eating camp weirdo Terezi Pyrope, and the "totally not jealous that Jade got a quest instead of him" Tavros Nitram. But no matter what, Jade wouldn't fail. She'd never hear the end of it from her friends if she did.

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    John Egbert lived his entire life on the island where he was born. John's never been a skilled swimmer... or skilled at magic or anything really... so he's eager to train for his upcoming trial of passage.
    Meanwhile, Dave Strider at the age of seventeen was dragged across the world and to a secluded little island with hardly any of the comforts of home. To make matters even worse, Dave's expected to swim out to the ocean and dive to find some trash to bring back to the island to complete some kind of trial of manhood once he turns eighteen.
    Neither of them are ready for what their real trail has instore for them.

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    Dave Strider lives with his three other roommates, Sollux, Karkat and John. One day, due to being sleep deprived and stressed to hell, Dave decides to message John on an anonymous account, Dave was hoping to get his feelings out of his system, but this only serves to make shit worse. Sparking a chain of events that spiral Dave further and further down a hole of stress and anguish as John seeks to find out which one of them sent the message, all while Dave drags his other roommates into the fray.

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    Genderbent beta kids high school AU fic. John is now Jodie, Rose is now Robin, Dave is now Dove, and Jade is now James. The alpha kids are just their siblings a few years older than they are. Trolls just also live on earth in society cuz why not.

    4 seventeen year olds begin their senior year of high school. Even though they'd all been great friends for years, each of them has secrets. Secrets are dangerous, very dangerous when in the wrong hands. One of these days, they won't have to hide anymore, but for now, they all find something to distract them, clubs. School yearbook, gardening club, book club, and programming club. Maybe one day they'd be able to tell the truth. One day.

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    While hunting a ghoul in his pack’s territory, Karkat catches the scent of his Mate, sickly and weak but unmistakable. He follows it and finds Dave, about to be devoured. After Karkat saves Dave, he and his pack discover that Dave is wearing silver bracelets, and that he’s terrified of werewolves—despite being one.

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    Dave, Dirk, and Hal do what they're told. If they don't, they'll be punished. Dave, the youngest, has it the worst.

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    Bro is going to fucking kill you if (when, your treacherous brain insists) he catches up to you.

    But you had to run. You couldn’t let him keep hurting Dirk.

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    One night seven years ago, Dave and Derrick Strider disappeared. Two months later, Derrick's body was found; Blood drained, neck broken. Dave's was not recovered, but Kanaya confirmed that the building smelled of Dave's blood- too strongly for him to still be alive.

    Now, Karkat works for an organization that tries to make sure no one else will ever have to feel the pain he did, he does, at knowing someone he cared about, someone he loved, is dead at the hands of a vampire that gives the entire species a bad name. So when he's sent to a small town to investigate the deaths of three victims, when they bring in a vampire for him to question, he's certain it'll be no different than usual- that is, until he takes off the vampire's hood and sees a face from his past- someone he was sure he'd lost for good.

    **ON HIATUS FOR EDITING**

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    Dave's twin brother is the owner of a casino in Vegas, Dirk convinced Dave to pay his place a visit. After a few nights of Dave boring himself with gambling and drinking, Dave considers doing something a bit new to him... going to a brothel.
    John Egbert is a sex worker working in a brothel outside of the Vegas area, he quickly decides to make best friends with a guy he met on the job, and along with his offer for friendship, John offers Dave plenty of benefits.
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    i don't really know where this story is gonna go tbh but all you need to know is that it's homestuck characters at hogwarts :)

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    Roci Strider is many things, confused and closed off makes up a lot of those things, so, of course, middle and high school are absolute hell. Friends, opening up, and confronting herself aren't things that come naturally and it's practically impossible to get past her wall that she's built up. Doesn't mean people don't try relentlessly--like holy shit can these guys lay off?

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    humanstuck AU that I've invested too much time into.

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    just a shitty humanstuck vrisrezi story. theres more ships too

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    Non-Sburb AU
    Trolls live with humans, peacefully,,

    Your name is DAVE STRIDER.

    What are you doing here in your apartment? I was not even here a bit ago, I was.. Where was I?

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    In the year 2200, John Egbert is sitting alone. He feels like he has next to nothing in his life other than his freelance work, that is until John hears about a new technological advancement that allows him to see into his alternative lives across different timelines. Right then, John jumps at the chance to see how different his life could be, only to find that all of his alternative lives have one terrifying thing in common... every single version of John is with his best friend, Dave Strider.

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    (( basically a paranormal romance homestuck au! set at a boarding school! ))

    Dave and Dirk Strider hate boarding schools. Oh, and did I mention they're werewolves?

    Terezi Pyrope is dating the scariest fucking girl in the school. But at least she's got her warlock powers on her side.

    Rose and Roxy Lalonde have just entered the human world, after being raised in the Seelie Fae courts, changeling faeries taken at birth. And now they're at an elite boarding school with very attractive people.

    Karkat Vantas is an Unseelie Fae and he's goddamn fucking sick of it.

    John Egbert and Jake English really, really don't want to be vampires anymore. But they just can't help the things they do.

    And who's that strange spidery looking Vriska girl and what is she doing to their friends?

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    > Be the cool kid.

    Your name is Dave Strider. You are 16 years old. It is currently 7:28 a.m on a Saturday. Which is to say, too fucking early for this shit. You roll over and check your phone, which as expected, has no new messages. You sit up in your bed and stretch, your back cracking with a few satisfying pops.

    Now, to get up and get ready. For what exactly? Well, you're not really sure. But, acting like you have something to do is better than doing nothing at all. You get out of bed and slide your shades on, walking over to the pile of clothes that next to your laundry hamper rather than inside it, because you've never been an organized dude, and you do NOT plan on starting today.

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