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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backward clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    10/?
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    Todd Brotzman is desperate for a job after being fired by the Perriman Grand. With his sister's medical bills quickly adding up, the offer of a job from an agency called Blackwing seems like the break he's been waiting for.

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    Even if you miss, you'll be amongst the stars.

    A collection of, hopefully, 28 unrelated fics as my contribution to FanFicFeb on the other side discord server.

    I have tagged this as gen and with no archive warnings as this applies to a majority of the chapters, but any warnings that are needed for certain prompts are in the contents page and chapter summary.

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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

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    23/?
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    5
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    “And do you have an idea of one?”

    “An… idea?”

    “Yes! Of your dream person!”

    It’s weird. Todd wants to say no. To make up some bullshit about how he’ll know them when he sees them. But almost immediately, an image of Dirk flickers into his mind, and his stomach does a somersault.

    --

    In which Todd thinks that he maybe, possibly, is kinda in love with Dirk. Featuring: grapples with self-doubt, struggling to talk about feelings, crazy demons that try to ruin everything, and googling "do I have feelings for my best friend?" as if the internet can help.

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    Detective Estevez gets shot, six times, and that's how Dirk knows it's love.

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    A place to share all my Dirk Gently fanart done for various DGHDA bang events and exchanges.
    1 - Under the Mistletoe (Brotzly - Xmas Exchange) For DrawYourGunsR5
    2 - Hold Her Fast (Farah/Amanda - Valentines Mini Bang) For Lynds
    3 - Shark Attack (Valentines Mini Bang) For scarletkestrel

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    3/?
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    One day, while Farah is on vacation, Dirk and Todd receive a mysterious email that sends them all the way to Tokyo, Japan on a case to find a missing clock. However, Dirk forgets to book them a hotel room, so they end up at one of Japan's infamous love hotels-- and there's only one bed.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    12
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    Exactly what it says on the tin-Dirk and Todd, baking Christmas cookies. Aimless fluff, plain and simple. Can be Brotzly if you squint.

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    1/1
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    When the kitten-shark makes a mess of Dirk's apartment, he goes to the only person he can for help - Todd. Will living in close quarters bring the two of them even closer or will it split them up for good?

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    1/1
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    16
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    When Dirk receives a letter from the Universe itself telling him that he has to have a biological child (an interesting feat for a gay man), he and Todd go on an adventure trying to get Dirk his baby.

    I'm pangolinwithproblems on tumblr!

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    Michael is an ice skater with a big crush on a boy he keeps running into. When offered the opportunity to spend more time with said boy, he accepts it but at the cost of a clear conscience.

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    3/3
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    If anything, Dirk’s kidnappers are rather… nice.

    Right up until they drug his tea and he develops telepathy.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    “Perhaps,” Dirk says in his best ‘yes, I’m bullshitting you, but I’m your boyfriend and you love me still’ voice. “The universe wants it this way.”

    “The universe wants you to always forget to put the cap back on the toothpaste,” Todd says, unimpressed, screwing the cap on himself.

    -

    Or Todd’s adventures in dating Dirk Gently, the mundanities of which unsurprisingly turning out to not be very mundane at all (featuring, among other things: intergalactic wormholes, regular periods of lying down on the floor, and several annoying habits that concern toothpaste and toothbrushes.)

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    (because the best love songs are written with a broken heart)

    *

    Todd slumps against the door once it's closed behind him. Amanda is never going to believe this. Todd hardly believes it. The idea that Dirk Gently was in his house, wearing his clothes, and Todd spent that time wondering about apricots in honey, it seems so stupid.

    There's a knock on the door and Todd jumps in fright. It's Dirk, looking a bit sheepish. Todd can hardly believe it. "You came back." He says.

    Dirk smiles, for a second. "I forgot one of my bags."

     

    (or the Notting Hill AU where Dirk is a nervous TV star and Todd is an ex/aspiring musician who just spilt coffee all over him)

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    It’s a lot, he knows it’s a lot, and he almost wishes he’d stopped to think about his answer before just blurting his feelings all over the place. But then he supposes he’s always been a little like that, and it hardly makes sense to change that now. If Todd feels the same he already knows what he’s signing up for.

    If.

    For two small letters, it really is a big word.

    ***
    Dirk contemplates the uncertainties of the direction his life is heading post-Wendimoor, and finds a little certainty along the way.

    Or: Dirk is a smitten idiot, Todd really isn't much better, and Hobbs is the Dad we all deserve.

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    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
    *
    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    57,206
    Chapters:
    9/13
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    1
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    29
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    Mona is sick, and loses control of her abilities. She tries to hide it, but it becomes too much to ignore.

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    2,488
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    1/1
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    Because sometimes you just want to scream, and keep screaming, and never stop.

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    5
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    6
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    38

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