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    Dirk can't be dying. She doesn't know how to drive yet.
    Or: What if they'd stuck together after getting out?

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    Эти звёзды они потом клеят на стены, на потолок, соревнуясь — кто больше.

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    Dopo aver perso il suo lavoro all’hotel Perriman Grand, Todd lavora vendendo vinili vintage a hipster sottovalutanti, mentre cerca di rimettere in sesto la sua vita. Dirk Gently è una sorta di cliente abituale. Almeno finché Dirk non riuscirà a riparare la sequenza temporale e a restituire a Todd la sua memoria.
    L’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale che non è un’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale.

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    The Holistic Detective Agency has a new case. At least Dirk thinks they do. Nobody's hired them, no obvious crime was committed, but things sure are happening. And there's Dirk's friendship with Todd, which has taken a turn for the terribly confusing. Stumbling from one disaster to the next, Dirk tries to make sense of it all with, well, arguable efficiency.

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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection). All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual little stories! Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    60/?
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    A few months after the Agency is established, Dirk begins to notice that Todd has a peculiar habit of looking ... off around waiters. Perhaps not just 'off.' Perhaps 'stormy,' or 'tense,' or 'outright pissed' is a better way to put it - either way, Dirk isn't entirely sure how to interpret it. He's even more unsure how to interpret the fact that it doesn't happen around all waiters. It doesn't even happen around particularly rude ones. Just the ones who are overtly friendly towards Dirk.

    Dirk tries not to get ahead of himself, because obviously, reading detailed social nuance has always been a bit of an uphill climb, so he's almost certainly misinterpreting things. And wishful thinking can get a person into a lot of trouble.

    Unfortunately, so can second-guessing, reckless denial, and poor decision-making.

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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

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    73/?
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    The first time Todd walks in on Dirk masturbating, he doesn't even realize what's happening for a minute. Dirk has one knee bent up beneath his covers, hair tousled across the pillow, and his color is high.

    "Brought you a muffin," Todd says, through a mouthful of bagel.

    Dirk squeaks.

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    Or: five times Todd accidentally catches Dirk masturbating, and one time he doesn't.

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    Dirk surprises his coworkers by bringing in a new recruit.

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    The gang are called to a mansion in the countryside to find out who has been plotting to steal the eccentric and ridiculously rich owner's fortune. In order to mix in with the crowd of people that have been invited for a week-end of high-class entertainment, posh clothes, miniscule manners and a good cover story are required.
    Things escalate when on their first evening a somewhat unexpected murder occurs and some very unforeseen circumstances leave them trapped at the scene of the crime with the other guests.
    A holistic spin on the classic Murder Mystery Mansion storyline.

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    1/8
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    Frodo Baggins and his wife Bethany are vampires. Turning Parker Dooley into a vampire wasn't easy, but now Frodo sees the benefits of becoming a shapeshifter. Armed with many abilities, many are unknown to Frodo, Frodo is about to embark on a new quest: reaching the Kingdom of Aster, so it becomes the First Base. Will Frodo succeed?

    Sequel to Memories.

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    The Agency gets a new case, Todd avoids his feelings, and there is a surprising amount of glow stick fluid,
    old gods, mildly burned objects, and angry teens involved.

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    “You know,” says Dirk, face down on the straw-covered ground. “You should leave me.”

    “What?” Todd turns from the entrance, the sun’s rays highlighting him from behind, like a full-body halo.

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    Just a funny fan trailer of the TV show.

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    Un'attrice olistica deve saper cogliere le sfide. Che possono essere interpretare un nuovo ruolo, o meglio: esserlo. O provare un nuovo esercizio: quello di capire le "strane cose delle persone". Una sfida particolarmente ardua, nel bel mezzo dell'agenzia di investigazioni olistiche.

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    Martin doesn't like feeding on the kids his brother brings, but if it's that or letting Vogel starve - well. The Rowdies come first. And then the breakout happens, and he realises that he can't leave behind children who need help, even if that means he'll have to change his views on who his family is, and what matters.

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    Dirk gets his injured shoulder taken care of after fixing all of the body-swapping-time-machine madness, but there’s still something that feels much worse than a couple of arrow wounds bothering him. Farah is a good friend and helps him figure some things out.

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    The universe made it so Dirk and Todd would meet. Or rather, Dirk made it so Dirk and Todd would meet. But what if the universe was a little more subtle? What if Todd found Dirk before he found him?

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    АУ по отношению к финалу первого сезона. Дирк, Тодд и Фара тихо-мирно открыли агентство. Ну, как тихо-мирно? Ведь с ними всегда что-нибудь случается. Особенно с Дирком. В первую очередь с Дирком.

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    4/?
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    Дирк притащил в агентство кресла

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