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    Whumptober 2021: Day 17: Field Care 101 ("Please Don’t Move", Day 19: Just A Scratch (bleeding), and Day 29: All Work and No Play (“You’re Still Not Dead?")

    Dirk is fatally wounded by Suzie Boreton, Todd and Farah arrive to try to help.

    Getting a few prompts done in one short one because 31 is a lot of prompts to write lol

    Trigger warning: death, major injury, blood, knife, gun

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    Various reader-insert headcanons. Also posted to my tumblr (same username). I'll add characters if anyone's interested, feel free to request :)

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    Whumptober Day 16: "On a Need to Know Basis" Scars

    After the kitten-shark saves them in the woods, Dirk and Todd share a conversation about their pasts.

    Mostly compliant with 1x05.

    Trigger warning: mentions of blood, brief mention of a gun

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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    “Come on, get dressed! I’m not going out alone!” Dirk snaps his fingers.

    “Shouldn’t we be focused on finding new leads? You know… casework?” He won’t be able to say he didn’t try.

    “When you live the life I do, Todd, and you get the hunches I’ve been getting, clubbing is casework.”

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    Whumptober 2021: Day 14: "Under Pressure"

    Dirk and Todd get into a car accident. That’s basically the whole thing.

    Established relationship, but could be read as gen also.

    Trigger warning for car accident, blood, shock, injuries, hospital

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    Todd wakes up in an alleyway with no recollection of how exactly he ended up there. It only spirals from then on.

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    Whumptober 2021: "It’ll Be Fun They Said" Torture/made to watch/begging

    The worst part of the tests in Blackwing is that you never have any company to join you… or wait, no… that’s not it…
    Dirk finds himself face to face with Todd, who is given the brunt of his punishment for failures in testing, and Todd does not have a good time.

    Trigger warning: screaming, restraints, imprisonments, electrocution

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    Whumptober 2021: Day 10 "Oops, I Did It Again" (hospital) and Day 15 "Feed a Cold, Starve a Fever" (fever dreams)

    Dirk gets sick. The fever messes with his mind and he experiences some frightening memories. Todd and Farah are there for him in the hospital to help him through it.

    Dirk/Todd near the end, but could be read as gen other than like the very last section.
    Also, just note this is a no COVID-19 world, or pre or whatever, but just like regular, pre-COVID sickness.

    Trigger warnings for: sickness, hospitals, implied past abuse and suggestive abusive behaviors during fever dreams, blood, needles.

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    Todd's first attempt at pole dancing isn't a success...or is it?

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    Whumptober 2021: Day 9 Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated (Presumed) Death, tears

    Dirk dies. Todd and Farah find him and have to deal with the horribly normal and human way he dies, coping with the loss of someone they both cared about dearly. But as they deal, there are pieces that stick out, things that don't fit that make them think that things aren't all they seem.

    Trigger warning: First chapter deals entirely with the finding of a dead body (not bloodied or disfigured), but described multiple times. Grief/mourning throughout, some swearing, pararibulitis attacks

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    Whumptober 2021 Day 8: Coughing Up a Lung: exotic illness (pararibulitis)

    Todd has a bad attack alone in the apartment right after Dirk storms out after an argument.

    Trigger warning: suicidal thoughts, unhealthy relationship dynamics, hallucinations, near death, suffocation

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    Whumptober2021 Day 7: My Spidey Senses are Tingling: hopelessness

    Dirk gets a shocking call from Todd saying he's been buried alive and Dirk and Farah need to find him before its too late.

    Trigger warning: buried alive, suffocation, final goodbyes, mentions of guns

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    Whumptober Day 6 "Touch and Go" and Day 20 "Lost & Found"

    Project Blackwing gets on Dirk's last nerve and he decides he is done with it. He'll deal with whatever punishment, but he's not doing anymore tests. The punishment? Isolation. He's left alone for who knows how long whilst his friends are still searching for him in the regular world, experiencing some isolation of their own.

    Trigger warning: Confinement, Drowning, Emotional Abuse, Mild Suicidal thoughts/Depressed thoughts, mentions of guns, dream sequence

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    Dirk asks questions he already asked. Some of them involve bananas.

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    Whumptober Day 5 "I've Got Red in My Ledger": betrayal, misunderstanding

    When Dirk is searching for a missing tie, he uncovers a secret that he wasn't expecting that changes his relationship with Todd.

    Trigger Warning: emotional distress, swearing

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    Whumptober 2021 Day 4: "Trust Fall" Taken hostage

    WE HAVE MR. TODD BROTZMAN. HE WILL DIE. COME TO 1435 WATERTREE STREET. BRING $ AND FOOD.

    When Dirk receives this note along with some of Todd's belongings shortly after Todd goes missing picking up lunch, he and Farah go into find Todd mode. Dirk's panicked, Farah's planning, but what happened to Mr. Todd Brotzman?

    Trigger warning: brief mentions of blood and nausea.

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    Donald Scripps has always been different. Always felt different. It's not been easy hiding it from his best mates (especially David) They've all been through enough without him adding onto anything. And then said best mate calls him up, asking for his help on a case.

    Ugh.

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    Whumptober2021 Day 3: "Sticks and Stones May Break My Bones, But...."

    Life at Project Blackwing is not all fun and games and while hiding another subject finds Dirk and they have a talk together.

    Trigger warning: some negative thoughts, psychological manipulation and emotional abuse

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    Whumptober 2021: Day 2 "Talking is Overrated" - Choked

    Dirk gets strangled while investigating alone. Short drabble.

    Trigger warning for implied character death, strangling, dark thoughts. It's not a happy time, friends.

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