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    A short story (maybe a collection of them in the future) of the three fragmented identities that live in Dirk Gently's body.

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    1/1
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    A basic generic morning one-shot centered around our favorite detective boys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    701
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    1
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    Getting ready for Christmas takes a surprising amount of preparation. But it's worth it.
    An advent calendar's worth of themed fics.
    Day 10: Snowed In

    Language:
    English
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    11,041
    Chapters:
    10/25
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    253
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    Hey baby, all I want for Christmas is you,
    And I can't wait to come home.

    Series of short unrelated stories for each day until Christmas.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    8/25
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    6
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    Inspired by this post by gentlyundercover on Tumblr. Todd is an astronaut, and Dirk is the annoying alien who can't leave well enough alone.

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    Agent Cjelli (C.J. to his friends) has been a member of Blackwing for eighteen years, and working cases for the past four. He mainly wants to visit Project Lamia and go outside, but has found himself increasingly drawn to his coworker, Lieutenant Assistent. When Agent Black is assigned to their team, his life changes more than he ever could have imagined.

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    English
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    15,008
    Chapters:
    4/9
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    20
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    8
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    3
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    84
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    Todd throws a holiday party.

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    1/1
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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    1
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    346
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    Todd is sad and alone at a bar until an enthusiastic stranger makes his appearance. Drunkness ensues.

    Based off of Alone Together by Dan and Shay (a BOP).

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    Dirk is genuinely thankful for Todd and finds himself discovering new feelings that he wasn't sure existed until now.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    70
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    Blackwing sent a young Svlad to a school in Sheffield. After hitting rock bottom during Cambridge, he escaped to America. Now he's Dirk Gently, and happy with his new friends and work. He's accepted himself. Then a case sends them to Sheffield and the old boys, and Dirk wonders if he can escape his past without them discovering it.

    Language:
    English
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    31,401
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    33
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    517
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    An unexpected visitor ruins a day.

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    1/1
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    34
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    “You know,” said Kay, bumping her shoulder into his, “happy is a pretty cute look on you. Not as cute as when you were giggling at your phone though.”

    That was the instant when Todd panicked. His brain, in its flurry of thought, must have fallen back on old habits, because its solution was to lie – lie like a fucking liar who tells lies.

    “Anyway my boyfriend’s on his way,” Todd’s mouth blurted. Somewhere inside his chest, deep in the centre of where that Dirk-related warmth lived, he felt a soft click. Then Todd felt himself leave his body momentarily, shoot up to the ceiling in a whirl of sheer horror, and come crashing back down into himself with a jolt.

    What was that? What the fuck was that?

    -

    Or; Todd waits to meet Dirk at a coffee shop, the waitress takes a fancy to him, Todd makes poor life choices to deal with the situation - hilarity doesn't quite ensue but some deep soul-searching of the romantic variety sure does. Feat. Dirk's texting style being so horrific that it nearly breaks the fourth wall through formatting hell, a cameo from a Sugarpills jacket, and Todd being a garbage can on fire for more than 9000 words straight.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    203
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    A series of 100 word drabbles for r/FanFiction discord's drabble nights.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    400
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    38
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    'Il mio vecchio affittuario mi ha scritto ieri, e a quanto sembra devo andare a prendere le mie cose o le getterà in un cassonetto.'
    'In un che cosa?' chiese Todd, sedendosi pesantemente sul divano.
    *
    Dirk e Todd vanno a Londra.

    Language:
    Italiano
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    36,669
    Chapters:
    6/13
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    What happens when the universe decides that you have overstayed your usefulness?
    There could come a point where a replacement for the Tools is necessary.
    But with the universe broken, it might not all go according to plan.

    Language:
    English
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    3,777
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
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    An experiment where I took the same prompt and wrote about it for my 3 major fandoms.
    Chapter 1 (CP): Herc's first crazy golf finals
    Chapter 2 (Humans): The newly-conscious synths learn about pranks
    Chapter 3 (DGHDA): Todd's tea-making skills are on the up.

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    English
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    974
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    26
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    Farah: Tina says she knows a cool ice-skating place. We could all go today for our double date?
    Farah: *outing
    Farah: autocorrect, sorry

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    No matter what Farah thinks, Todd is completely, definitely, one-hundred-percent, absolutely not in love with Dirk.
    (Except he totally is, and all it takes is a trip to an ice rink to prove it.)

    Language:
    English
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    3,301
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
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    41
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    5
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    "Terrible as it is, it’s easier to cling to the hope that there were good reasons for what they did. That the people who treated him well were at heart good people, and they hadn’t just been lying to him the whole time, that the small amounts of affection he’d been given were real and tangible. Even when he knows the truth somewhere deep inside it doesn’t mean he wants to acknowledge it.

    But, like all things, it’s only a matter of time."

    ***
    The only thing Dirk Gently has ever learned to do with his trauma, is shove it down as deep as it will go, lock it away, and hope that ignoring it means it isn't really there. For a while at least, it works. But when the past comes knocking looking to make amends, and pretending that none of it was as bad as it seemed isn't an option anymore, the delicate balancing act he's been practicing for years finally tips over the edge.

    Healing is painful, recovery isn't linear, sometimes you have to tear everything down before you can start to rebuild.

    His own demons might be the scariest thing he's ever had to face, but it's not something he has to do alone, and in the end that makes all the difference.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,096
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    55
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    465
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    Что началось как дуэт двух хохмачей-агентов "Черного Крыла" где-то там на фоне основных действий в никому не известной АУ, переросло в совершенно отдельный пиздец. Об этом и поведает наш фик!
    "Печальный роман двух мужиков-ЦРУшников" (с)

    Series
    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    77,454
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    57

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