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    “Okay, it was a lot more complicated than—I mean— we’re not actually even sure it was a murder, though? Dirk says it looks like it could have been an accident. It’s just… very weird.”

    "Is this part of our case? Is this part of another case?" Farah twisted in her chair, fidgeting with her pen in one hand. "Is this going to stop us from taking the other case?”

    Todd huffed a laugh on the other end of the line. “Maybe we’ve finally hit on that ‘something bigger’ you wanted.”

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    Five months after Bergsberg, the Holistic Detective Agency is finding a groove, and Dirk is maybe—just maybe—starting to trust a good thing to last. But a bout of cat-subsidized calm draws to a sharp close when Dirk and Todd find an impossibly-severed head on a rare day off. Unbeknownst to the Agency, the ever-accumulating Rowdy 3, or even the enthusiastic new leadership at Blackwing, a decades-old play for control is poised to ripple across a fractious, fractured, and fractal Universe. Survival will mean holding true to oneself, even in the face of friends and family—whether given, chosen, or fatalistically entwined.

    A longform take on The Season 3 That Never Was; updates ~weekly.

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    A series of shorts in which Amanda receives hugs, because she's wonderful and she deserves them.

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    Todd has an attack and ends up in the hospital. Oh! And they have a new case.

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    子どもの頃に会ったことのあるふたりがお互いに初恋同士で結婚の約束をしていたらというできるまで話です。
    名前有りモブがいます。
    若干モブにトッドの矢印が向きかける描写があります。食事に行く程度です。

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    Dirk Gently is the name Svlad Cjelli gave himself at eight years old, when his mother died, leaving him in the care of his cruel stepfather, Lord Priest. Dirk dreams of the day he will be free of his stepfather at last.

    His Royal Highness, Todd Brotzman, is the crown prince of France. But to outsiders, he's just an irresponsible and reckless young man avoiding his duty. Nobody knows that Todd does everything he does to protect his younger sister - and he dreams of the day he no longer has to hold onto this burden alone.

    Her Royal Highness, Amanda Brotzman, is a princess of France. She's far more interested in a life of danger and excitement than sitting around in a castle all day. She's dreaming of the day she can be free.

    Hugo Friedkin, the adopted son of Lord Priest, doesn't know to whom he owes his loyalty. He dreams of the day he'll understand everything.

    These four are set to collide, and the outcome could be disastrous - or, it could be everything that they've been dreaming of all along.

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    Brotzman’s shaking now, his hands clenching and unclenching on the table. Ken uncaps the untouched water bottle and offers it to him. Brotzman backhands it away. “If I’m not supposed to do this,” Ken says, “then why am I here? If they could figure everything out themselves, then why do they need us?”

    Ken is so close to discovering how to fix the Universe. When Blackwing captures Project Icarus and Todd Brotzman, Ken thinks Todd, though less than willing, may be able to help.

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    Dirk and Todd are - finally - dating. Just dating, mind. No sense in diving right into a relationship with one's best friend. Things could get messy. Better to go slow, and be driven slowly insane with longing, than pressure the one you love into a relationship they're not ready for.

    ... As usual, the Universe has other plans.

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    Миры, как бусины в четках древнего бога. И где-то есть другой Дирк Джентли... который вовсе не Дирк...

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    Когда занесло куда-то по воле ТАРДИС, и Доктора снова посетило то странное чувство, которое люди называют дежа-вю.

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    Dirk finally has his freedom. Blackwing has collapsed. Priest is dead. The Holistic Detective Agency is open for business, and business is booming. No longer watching over his shoulder, Dirk finally starts to relax, enjoying his newfound life and finally planning for a sure future.

    But he can never escape from his past - not really. When a ghost comes back to haunt him, and the universe threatens to rip apart at the very seams, Dirk has to muster every ounce of courage he has to work with his demons, rather than fight them.

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    A collection of ficlets tied together by the general theme of Dirk Whump. Generally Post S2 with a lot of reference to Blackwing.

    Expect to see a few themes repeated - sorry I just like some things and can't keep track of where I've used them already...

    Various trigger warnings around the various types of abuse I put Dirk through

    Quite a bit of shameless idea theft (sorry) - from authors including but not limited to the inspirational protecticarus (FKA thewrongplath), flightinflame, scarletkestrel, ToMarsAndBeyond3, electricteatime, Lynds, DontoffendTheBees et al.

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    Альтернативная вселенная, где Дирк в свое время сбежал вместе с Роуди из Черного Крыла, вырос вместе с Вогглом и считает себя частью Безумной Тройки. Яркие кожанки, розовая бита с Хэлоу Китти и много, много мата.

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    wherein i deserve to obliterate that fucked up bad man, and present it as reader-insert (aka gender/genital unspecified reader fucks the living daylights out of trans!priest) ((un-beta'd))

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    5 times Todd takes care of Dirk and one time Dirk returns the favour.

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    При первой же встрече Воглу приглянулся Кросс. Лучший из всех роуди.

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    S2 was hard on Dirk and he’s still struggling. Dirk’s friends are worried about him… but Narcissist!Todd risks making everything worse until the others find out what’s happening and save Dirk from his toxic influence.

    Mona, Farah, Amanda, Martin, they all have their own ways to reach Dirk and pull him out of the spiral he’s in.

    Protective!Mona, Protective!Farah, Protective!Amanda, Protective!Martin in about equal measure

    Warning for fans of Todd: he is horrible in this one, narcissistic and toxic - with no redemption arc. Avoid if this will upset you!

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    “That’s me!” said a beanpole of a man in a bright yellow jacket, bounding up to the counter and sticking out, for some reason, both hands.

    Todd barely refrained from shielding his eyes. The man’s smile beamed out like a spotlight. He didn’t look like someone who wanted to ruin Todd’s day on purpose, or if he was, he was doing a damn good job at hiding it. So what the hell, Todd wondered for the third time, would possess this random British man with his bizarrely patterned tie to waltz into his coffee shop and order what was, objectively, the worst drink Todd had ever seen?

    Todd is a grumpy barista just trying to make it through the day. Dirk is an unlikely customer who keeps coming back. But as their friendship deepens with the Seattle summer, Todd's lingering guilt and Dirk's mysterious past threaten their growing closeness...

    (AKA, a coffee shop AU <3)

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