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    Amanda had a list. It wasn't a very big list, written on the back of a receipt from some distant 7-11, that didn't make much sense. It was just a jumbled mess of disconnected words and a few innocuous scribbles that couldn't really be described as pictures - more like symbols. She was going to find everybody on that list, just to stick a middle-finger up at Blackwing.

    But whilst Dirk Gently was a hunter of very benign answers in very bizarre ways that somehow always wound up with everyone in very imminent yet unexpected danger, the Rowdy 3 were different. They were constantly throwing themselves intentionally into very imminent danger, and didn't particularly care whether they got any answers to any questions at all.

    It was with them that Amanda would soon learn there were so many different kinds of hunger beyond her own curiosity. A bunch of different needs mixed up with a load of wily wants. She had been sure she knew all of theirs, shoved into that van day and night, night and day; the feel of them, the taste of them, the sound of them, sometimes even the smell... She was wrong.

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    Maleficent is on her own, tasked with a mission of finding the villains. As Maleficent comes to the Villains' World, Scar-ra goes on a quest to find her sister. Will the two sisters reunite? Will Maleficent succeed? And why is Katrina far from home?

    Sequel to Roger and Felicity and Journey to First Base.

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    Following the end of World War II, the United States government launched Operation Paperclip to recruit foreign scientists to the CIA, to head up a covert operation known as Project Black Book. As far as the public was to be concerned, these scientists, with heavy military aid, sought out and examined alleged Soviet spies that had infiltrated American society. What they found went far beyond Soviet technology. In actuality, they studied people with strange abilities that could not be explained by any advanced scientific theories. Black Book documented a wide range of abilities the likes of which had never been seen, and soon discovered these people to be global phenomenon. Once nearly a dozen subjects had been apprehended, Project Black Book was re-designated Project Blackwing.

    As of June 12, 1995, Blackwing security was overrun, leading to the mass escape of all 50 Projects. It was decided that the Projects would be allowed to return to society, but that Blackwing would continue to monitor them from a distance. After serious funding cuts, attention shifted to primarily focus on Projects Icarus and Incubus.

    These are the restricted files of Project Blackwing.

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    The Holistic Detective Agency has a new case. At least Dirk thinks they do. Nobody's hired them, no obvious crime was committed, but things sure are happening. And there's Dirk's friendship with Todd, which has taken a turn for the terribly confusing. Stumbling from one disaster to the next, Dirk tries to make sense of it all with, well, arguable efficiency.

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    Dirk can't be dying. She doesn't know how to drive yet.
    Or: What if they'd stuck together after getting out?

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    Эти звёзды они потом клеят на стены, на потолок, соревнуясь — кто больше.

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    Un pappagallo che ripete parole che non ha mai sentito prima, un ragazzino muto, un pirata svenuto, un quadro che prevede il futuro (o forse il passato, o il presente), un tornado con una pervicace propensione ad inseguire un certo furgone. Beh, hey, potrebbero essere indizi! Ammesso che siano collegati? Di sicuro ne vengono coinvolti (travolti?) i componenti di una certa agenzia di investigazioni olistiche, un’assassina olistica e il suo complice non accreditato, e un trio di cinque punk spensieratamente casinisti.

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    Dopo aver perso il suo lavoro all’hotel Perriman Grand, Todd lavora vendendo vinili vintage a hipster sottovalutanti, mentre cerca di rimettere in sesto la sua vita. Dirk Gently è una sorta di cliente abituale. Almeno finché Dirk non riuscirà a riparare la sequenza temporale e a restituire a Todd la sua memoria.
    L’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale che non è un’AU ambientata in un negozio musicale.

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    A collection of DGHDA ficlets, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection). All prompts are found at the beginning of each chapter and all chapters read as individual little stories! Many thanks to everyone who has been prompting, reading and liking these so far!

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    60/?
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    A few months after the Agency is established, Dirk begins to notice that Todd has a peculiar habit of looking ... off around waiters. Perhaps not just 'off.' Perhaps 'stormy,' or 'tense,' or 'outright pissed' is a better way to put it - either way, Dirk isn't entirely sure how to interpret it. He's even more unsure how to interpret the fact that it doesn't happen around all waiters. It doesn't even happen around particularly rude ones. Just the ones who are overtly friendly towards Dirk.

    Dirk tries not to get ahead of himself, because obviously, reading detailed social nuance has always been a bit of an uphill climb, so he's almost certainly misinterpreting things. And wishful thinking can get a person into a lot of trouble.

    Unfortunately, so can second-guessing, reckless denial, and poor decision-making.

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    4/5
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    Four odd months have passed since the incidents in New York with Hydra and Hiro is just trying to move on. When he is invited to compete in a legal college bot tournament, he can't refuse. Kally Carmichael also enters the competition, bringing them all to Los Angeles. Things go well and the two teens are kicking butt, until fate decides to play with them once more.

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    73/?
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    The first time Todd walks in on Dirk masturbating, he doesn't even realize what's happening for a minute. Dirk has one knee bent up beneath his covers, hair tousled across the pillow, and his color is high.

    "Brought you a muffin," Todd says, through a mouthful of bagel.

    Dirk squeaks.

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    Or: five times Todd accidentally catches Dirk masturbating, and one time he doesn't.

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    Dirk surprises his coworkers by bringing in a new recruit.

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    Amanda has her boys play.

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    A fraction of the night Martin joins Wendimoor.

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    The gang are called to a mansion in the countryside to find out who has been plotting to steal the eccentric and ridiculously rich owner's fortune. In order to mix in with the crowd of people that have been invited for a week-end of high-class entertainment, posh clothes, miniscule manners and a good cover story are required.
    Things escalate when on their first evening a somewhat unexpected murder occurs and some very unforeseen circumstances leave them trapped at the scene of the crime with the other guests.
    A holistic spin on the classic Murder Mystery Mansion storyline.

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    shaving her head starts something, shakes something loose, shakes something up.

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    Excuse the long ass fandom list, I have a bit. So, here's the shit I write in the middle of the night!
    SOME THINGS TO GO OVER:
    - I only write for female characters (with the exception of a male character here and there)
    - REFER TO MY WRITTEN CHARACTERS CHAPTER!! (The male characters only depend on if I like them or not and half the time I don't heh)
    - Don't take offense that I only write for female characters...I just don't prefer men (yes I'm a gay) so it's weird for me
    -Again, refer to the chapter that states the characters I write for from each fandom then request away

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    Frodo Baggins and his wife Bethany are vampires. Turning Parker Dooley into a vampire wasn't easy, but now Frodo sees the benefits of becoming a shapeshifter. Armed with many abilities, many are unknown to Frodo, Frodo is about to embark on a new quest: reaching the Kingdom of Aster, so it becomes the First Base. Will Frodo succeed?

    Sequel to Memories.

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    On the day of Elijah Molvaro and Ronnie Baggins' graduation, Elijah and Ronnie take their descendant, Frodo Baggins, to Ronnie's castle. It is there that they, along with Maranguan, search for Parker Dooley. Once they find Parker, Maranguan hopes to restore Frodo's memories. But is danger closer than they think?

    Sequel to Shapeshifter. Features zombies.

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