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    A bunch of scenes from last april's nanowrimo that I couldn't finish

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    A new man came to town today. A stranger, with a remarkably strange hat.

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    Dirk, while studying at Cambridge, became friends with Thirteenth and spends the weekend in company with her, TARDIS, kitty Bernice and with pizza&tea, of course.

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    Dirk, Todd, Farah, and Tina wrap up a case in Santa Fe involving a partly missing cat named Gusty Winds. A weird hotel room layout helps things along when the boys end up sharing a room.

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    Dirk Gently has never been sick before. Dirk Gently does not do getting sick.

    But if it means that Todd is going to fuss over him and keep looking at him with such devotion, well— maybe the universe knows what it's doing.

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    In which Dirk and Todd break into Blackwing to free Bart and Ken, encounter a fence, and don't actually manage to save any Blackwings.

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    I love Dirk, but there are hardly any fics of him sooo...here you are :)

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    2/?
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    You should only read this out of curiosity. I’ll be honest, Brotzly as we know it is really just a throwaway line in this fic; it instead focuses on the idea that Dirk and Todd will end up solving mysteries and falling in love no matter which universe they’re in.

    It instead contains chubby, European ball of sass Book!Dirk, and bubbly, star-struck, pink-cornrow-wearing Todd Venezia.

    Basically: someone on tumblr asked if I’d write book fanfic and, well, I did.

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    Dirk was not a coward.

    “Come on out Icarus,” Priest cooed, his tone soft and terrifyingly menacing.

    But there was absolutely no way he would voluntarily go to the agent — not even in the hope of receing a small measure of leniency. Nope, he was just going to stay exactly where he was, huddled in a silent ball of misery and, rather heroically in his opinion, not break into hysterical sobs of terror.

    Because hello, not a coward.

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    13/?
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    When a prospective client turns up at the Agency with the front half of a perfectly happy Siamese cat, matters have to be taken into Dirk and Todd’s entirely (in)capable hands. Over a thousand miles away, in a dusty town in New Mexico, a woman has disappeared without a trace, and the residents live in fear of falling prey to a monstrous witch who haunts their desert home. But nothing here is quite what it seems.

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    The rowdies have a chaotic game night in the van, featuring all of Cross's favourite board games.

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    Amanda finds out that there a quite a few skills the rowdies she didn't know about.

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    The rowdies find out Vogel and Beast have never seen the sea before and decide to show them how fun it all is.

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    "This is the moment. This, right here and now, is the moment that Todd’s life changes. He expects fanfare for something so monumental. Perhaps a crack of thunder, or a sudden shift in visual perception allowing him to see colors more vibrantly. He expects to feel different, joyous, full of wonder and awe at such an important moment. Todd expects...well, something, anyway.
    He gets nothing.
    Well, nothing except befuddlement and a sudden, gnawing urge to turn around and walk in any direction other than the one he’s currently headed in."

    Todd Brotzman: Fallen-angel-turned-demon who really isn't into this whole "demon" thing
    Dirk Gently: Holistic Angel who "tripped" and needs the help of his brand new assis-demon to get back up to Heaven

    Basically, Dirk and Todd are the same characters we know and love but they meet in a different way and exist within the angel/demon universe. Mannerisms and personalities are as much Canon as we are able to portray! Hope you like it!

    Update 4/11/18: for now, we are calling it complete. We may add to it in the future, we will see! Thanks for being so supportive and for reading/sharing/commenting!!

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    A sequel to ‘Farah’s Guide to Keeping Todd and Dirk Alive, Healthy and Functioning with Arguable Efficiency’

    1.
    Apologize to Dirk for running off and leaving him alone, so that I could search for Amanda, when we first arrived in Wendimoor. He was clearly having a breakdown and I should have been there for him.

    I need to remember that Amanda isn’t the only one who needs me. In fact, Dirk probably needs me more. How is he even still alive? He has the survival instincts of a suicidal dodo. I have total faith that he can solve any mystery if he tries hard enough but I don’t trust the universe to keep him safe.

    While I’m at it, I should also say sorry for calling him a monster back on our first case together. I never really apologised for that one either. God, Dirk deserved a much a better first friend than me. The universe is a dick to him.

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    Be there for Dirk when we all have the necessary conversation about Blackwing. Farah knows the questions that need asking better than I do but Dirk is going to need moral support.

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    An ongoing list that Farah starts on how to stop Dirk and Todd getting themselves killed.

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    Talk to Dirk about Blackwing. Both Todd and I need to learn everything we can about it so that we can be better prepared if they strike again. Since this will be a difficult conversation, I’ll bring chocolate and Dirk’s squeaky stress toy to help try and keep him calm.

    2.
    From now on, I’m going to assume that any stress toy I hand to Dirk is probably Mona. Mona also doesn’t like talking about Blackwing so, holistic actor or not, she’s not great at helping Dirk stay calm when discussing it.

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    Dirk keeps staring at his feet, the tips of his ears turning a silly shade of pink. He’s well aware of how pink they are, thankyouverymuch, and yes, he hates it. Don’t bring it up again.

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