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    Frustrated by her mundane and thankless job as a lab technician, by night, Lila lets out her feelings as a drummer in a death metal band. Here she meets the habitually - shirtless artist Diego - but little does she know that he’s the same person as the total bastard with whom she’s been exchanging daily angry emails about delayed deliveries of lab equipment.

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    Alternate to season 2. The Hargreeves made the jump from back to their timeline and are living relatively peaceful lives. Diego has a son, Klaus got a job, Luther found a girlfriend, Allison is in therapy, Victor loves his music, Five is growing up.

    Then Claire is kidnapped, and the Umbrella Academy springs back into action.

    It goes about as smoothly as you'd expect.

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    3/10
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    5
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    45
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    5
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    Diego, Lila, and Stans life + the baby of course. This FanFiction is focused on them only. With mentions of the others. Unlike Diego’s road to parenting which features chapters of everyone.

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    6/10
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    11
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    44
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    6
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    1257
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    Ten years after the death of eccentric billionaire, genius, and child cult leader Sir Reginald Hargreeves, his adopted children are all on very different trajectories in life. It just so happens that Diego's mostly consists of fist fights, gigs in sweaty bars, and living with his mom at the age of 27. Still, he's mostly happy with the way things are, until a few misspoken words and a chance encounter with a crazy lady force him onto a whole new path.

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    Diego accidentally lies to his mom about having a girlfriend and is then forced to confront the mortifying ordeal of being known.

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    7/?
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    what it says on the tin

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    3/?
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    "Language," the other woman clucks her tongue. "And no one is talking about whoring yourself out, Christ, Lila. All I was suggesting was a few dates here and there, a few public appearances at his arm."

    "You want me to bang Netflix's sweetheart and spill the tea on The Talk to create a buzz. That's the very definition of prostitution, Mum."

     

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    To save her career, Lila is forced to conduct some faux-mance with Diego in the tabloids.

    Things might not be as fake as they pretend to be.

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    2/?
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    Fei Hargreeves was sure about one Thing, she will never let Love break her again. After the Umbrellas crashed into their Living Room and left behind so much Chaos to clean up, the Queen of the Crows has to deal with long lost Feelings, an worried Child and the Fear of falling in Love once more. Is she ready to give the other Hargreeves a Chance - or are her Crows going to pick out the Eyes of the woman first?

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    2/?
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    You want to help Five save the world from the apocalypse. You betray the Commission and now you have powers.

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    1/1
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    Aka all the random stories I wrote about Stanley and Diego being a father and son duo. Some of these are out of order to which I wrote.

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    Chapters:
    35/35
    Comments:
    91
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    101
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    17
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    In the months post-season 3, the Hargreeves siblings are trying to adjust to this new world. They get jobs, and move in together, and start learning to live without their powers.

    And Five has to go to high school.

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    16/?
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    The introspection of Diego Hargreaves and Lila Pitts.

    Or, the missing pieces and reasons and everything in between.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    Number Five noticed a pattern. Viktor thinks he might be right.

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    Y/N, The Handler's adopted son falls in love with Klaus Hargreeves.

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    1/?
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    The members of the Umbrella Academy all eventually walk out of its doors and never return. In doing so, they knowingly save themselves, and unknowingly save the world.

    Now featuring Ben's grandma- because she is awesome.

    AU where all the siblings (and Grace) leave the Umbrella Academy one by one, but do different things with their lives than they did in the original timeline. And because of that, the Apocalypse never comes to pass, and everyone lives a (more or less) happy life.

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    Set after TUA season 3 and Endgame!

    Six stones. One snap.

    That's what it takes to defeat Thanos and save the world. We saw it happen, how Iron Man sacrificed himself and then closed his eyes for the last time. But, it all changes and they got a new problem instead.

    The Hargreeves (and a Pitts).

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    5/?
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    19
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    173
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    17
    Hits:
    2016
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    (Set after S3 finale) They're powerless, and Five and Klaus are having a harder time accepting that than the others. At least they have each other to rely on. (Klaus/Five)
    [Sorry, I suck at summaries]

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    47
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    A collection of Lila/Diego drabbles. Updating as and when I write them.

    Most recent (ch 5): Answering this call on tumblr: "Not to be horny on main but i can’t believe no one has written a fic based on the “90% moron and 10% pelvic thrusts” line about Diego"

    I aim to please XD

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    5/?
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    The Hargreeves brothers wake up in the universe Five programmed for them and it's perfect. Except for one fact: no one can get a hold of Viktor

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    6
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    57
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    "I don't want to fight you!"
    "Aw! Did you want to be best friends?"

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    5/?
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    21
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    76
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    “Listen. When you showed up at our house, I think… I think something happened. I don’t know what. It doesn’t make any sense to me, but I’m hoping that if you come out to my car to see it, it'll make sense to you. Two minutes of your time, and then the briefcase is yours.”

    "Can't you just tell us what it is?" Viktor asked.

    "I need to show you."

    "You really don't," said Allison.

    "I do!"

    He kept his voice low, but there was real urgency in it. His jaw was clenched tight. Even over the ambient sounds of a busy diner, Allison could hear him grinding his teeth, and she didn’t think it was out of anger.

    Something had Marcus spooked.

    Viktor sighed softly.

    “Okay,” he said. “Fine. Let’s go to the alley and look at secret stuff together, I guess.”

    “If this guy pulls out his junk,” Allison hissed in Viktor’s ear as they trailed after Marcus outside, “I am rumoring him to slam it in his car door.”

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    Exhausted, beaten, and awash with grief, the Umbrella Academy leave their father and his new family behind to try and make peace with their fate as extratemporal oddities.

    Fate has other plans.

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    16,157
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1311

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