2 Works in Dick Simnel
12 Feb 2018
"If Ankh-Morpork had a version of Private Eye, what would the equivalent of St Albion's Church or the Coalition Academy/Cameron Free School/St Theresa's Grammar be?" is probably not a question that has ever been asked.
Nevertheless, here is one possible answer.
Vetinari and Vimes plan breakfast on Iron Girder before and after the attacks on the Low Queen. Spoilers for Raising Steam. First chapter contains cooking fluff; action much, much later!